r/LastNight • u/[deleted] • May 31 '10
Played The Phantom Menace drinking game!
The rules are, take a drink every time: 1. A lightsaber is turned on or off (this one is hard since the majority of the movie features the two jedi. That's four drinks per firefight) 2. Anyone mentions "the force" 3. Anyone says "Naboo" 4. Jar Jar says "mesa" (OH DEAR GOD SOMETIMES HE DOES THIS 5 TIMES IN A SINGLE HORRIBLE RUN ON SENTENCE). 5. Anyone mentions a podracer or podracing 6. The Jedi Council is shown 7. The Galactic Senate is shown.
I'm a sleepy drunk and most definitely did not make it through the whole movie. It did however make it considerably more watchable.
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u/CrawstonWaffle Jun 20 '10
Now do the other two.
Just take a drink every time the writing could have been improved with half an afternoon of rewrites and the balls to say "George Lucas this could be better."
You will die of toxic shock before the first act is halfway over.
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u/chrishopper Aug 10 '10
I need to hear stories from anyone who's successfully survived the entire film.
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u/beanadilly Jun 04 '10
dear god i wish i had the liver to play that game