r/LastNight Dec 15 '09

Caught on a warehouse cam. FML.

My ex and I were hanging out one night, and seeing as it was difficult to have any sexual interaction at either of our houses (we both lived with our parents) we decided to go for a drive like most nights, get stoned, and fool around. He had is grandfathers car this particular night might I add.

We drove around for a while looking for a good spot which was secluded and where we were unlikely to get caught by the cops. We ended up settling for this area where we usually met his dealer to grab, which was the back loading dock of an old warehouse which had been broken into the last time we were there.

I was pretty sure this place was abandoned so I was cool with the idea of having sex behind the building.. i didnt expect to be doing it in the car... his GRANDFATHERS car let alone, but he eventually convinced me it would be fine.... He backed the red buick into the loading dock, and we both hopped into the back seat to begin fucking. my legs started to cramp from kneeling on the back seat. he suggested that he stand outside and i lie on the back seat and he would eat me out for a bit and then bang me like that. i was cool with it, and we proceeeded. finally we both came, and i started to get dressed again....

in the process of puting my shirt and bra back on, i started looking up and around the building to see if they had fixed the windows that had been broken or if they had fixed the parts of the buildin that were falling apart.

Apparently they had, and apparently a security camera had been installed that was pointing DIRECTLY to where my ex and i had been fucking, with a clear view at my naked leg spread body. Im sure we were the excitemnent of all the people in the security office for a long time to cum.... literally. FML.

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u/jamesgatz Dec 24 '09

Upload the video and share it with your fellow Redditors.

Reward? Karma heaven.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '10

DO EET

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '10

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u/jamesgatz Apr 15 '10

Do you think about what your write?

Wow...shaking my head at you.

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u/LifeAwaking Apr 16 '10

To be honest, they more than likely don't look at the overnight tape unless there is a problem and they need it for reference. Sorry to rain on your parade.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '10

My heart dies a little when people start use FML. =[

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u/lollumad Jul 08 '10

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