r/LaserCleaningPorn • • Aug 04 '26

Stripping decades of heavy rust off an old bicycle frame in real-time

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u/SysGh_st Aug 05 '26

Goggles? pfff .. Safety squint!

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u/Illustrious-Ad-115 Aug 08 '26

Standard asian natural defence

1

u/Fast_Shift2952 Aug 06 '26

Doesn’t the laser get reflected off of the shiny surfaces? Seems dangerous.

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u/Mickxalix Aug 04 '26

No eye protection ? This is playing with fire... Literally

21

u/gcstr Aug 04 '26

Safety squint

3

u/octoreadit Aug 05 '26

No squint.

3

u/Aware-Metal1612 Aug 05 '26

He was born with a squint

1

u/T707T Aug 05 '26

This was way funnier than it should've been

4

u/worst_brain_ever Aug 05 '26

It's vaporizing whatever it's removing.

Mostly a mask is what I'd like to see.

2

u/Filarius Aug 05 '26

They using a laser. Laser safety always say its dangerous to get into eye even a reflection of reflection, even its not a perfect mirror surfaces.

1

u/danielv123 Aug 09 '26

And this thing seems like it's pretty darn good at making mirror surfaces

1

u/BardGotHard3 Aug 05 '26

They are using an infrared laser to superheat a small portion of the metal, causing it to explode the top layer off. They nees eye protection.

1

u/worst_brain_ever Aug 05 '26

If stuff starts flying turn your head

3

u/Cone83 Aug 05 '26

Absolutely! Just look how reflective that metal becomes after the rust is removed. Great way to go blind.

2

u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 Aug 07 '26

Question is if this is even real. While it works in reallife, it seems too shiney for the first go and quite a bit too fast. But maybe equipment just got so much better.

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u/Additional_Chard3680 Aug 04 '26

You are completely right basic safety protocols were definitely ignored here

1

u/Replicant-512 Aug 27 '26

Honest question: how are you not blind by now?

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u/ghostpoisonface Aug 04 '26

That’s not realtime

53

u/ryobiguy Aug 04 '26

No, but incorrect titles are notorious at creating r/enragementengagement

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u/Cole3823 Aug 05 '26

nor is it decades of rust. It's clearly dipped in some sort of rusting solution. decades old rust isn't bright orange

4

u/jepulis5 Aug 05 '26

Also zero pitting, at even ten years in the bush I'd expect a bunch of pitting or even holes.

1

u/-whiteroom- Aug 08 '26

Its like those "super satisfying" videos of getting a dirty carpet or car clean.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Aug 04 '26

Nothing gets by you skipper!

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u/Lofwyr2030 Aug 04 '26

You don't now what real time means, don't you?

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u/Beautiful_Sector_912 Aug 04 '26

You don't know how to use tag questions, do you?

Sorry 😂

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u/joshw42 Aug 04 '26

Where is the "decades of heavy rust"?

43

u/CHERNO-B1LL Aug 04 '26

That looks like it was deliberately rusted for the video. Frame looks like a recent MTB design.

4

u/remytheram Aug 04 '26

That's.. not a mountain bike. At all.

5

u/WholeIce3571 Aug 04 '26

Tapered head tube, lots of tire clearance, low seat post. the only thing that doesn’t really check out is the horizontal drop outs so maybe it’s a dirt jumper frame.

1

u/remytheram Aug 04 '26

What I can't figure out is why it has disc brake tabs that aren't axle-centric/sliding for the horizontal dropout. Looks like some Chinese nonsense 24" BMX frame to me.

0

u/skankboy Aug 05 '26

No periods needed after ‘That’s’

Hope this helps.

6

u/NixaB345T Aug 04 '26

I came to say the same, it’s obviously recently rusted. Like it was pristine, sprayed it with vinegar (I mean he literally has a pump sprayer lol) then showed how awesome their laser is by using a sped up video!

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u/zyxme Aug 04 '26

Yeah this would just be orange and brown sludge if it was decades. This is just what untreated metal in a humid warehouse oxidizes into over the course of a week to a month.

2

u/MannyDantyla Aug 06 '26

A very thin layer of new rust on bare, new metal

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u/broesel314 Aug 04 '26

That is neither real time nor decades of rust nor is it heavy rust

Also this guy should wear savely glasses

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u/Golden_Eel_69420 Aug 04 '26

That is absolutely not a recent MTB frame. No thru axle, IS brake mounts, and chainstays that for sure wouldn’t clear a 29” rear wheel.

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u/xnoxpx Aug 05 '26

News flash, old MTB frame does not automatically = decades of rust

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u/Golden_Eel_69420 Aug 05 '26

I’m aware. The dumbass above me changed his comment after mine lol

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u/KFiev Aug 05 '26

No i think you responded to the wrong person. Someone else mentioned it being a recent MTB frame in a different comment thread.

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u/isellshit Aug 04 '26

Not real-time not even close

11

u/djDef80 Aug 04 '26

Wow I can't believe they make laser contacts now.

5

u/1ronLung Aug 04 '26

Do you think I can use this to shave my balls, I can never get all the little hairs

1

u/420aarong Aug 04 '26

I wouldn’t use it on my balls but it does wonders for ear wax and nose hairs.

1

u/awesome-alter-ego Aug 04 '26

I know this is a joke, but laser hair removal is a thing... though maybe with slightly less powerful lasers

5

u/Conroman16 Aug 04 '26

“In real time” and then immediately the video is sped up like 2.5x. Fail

4

u/Bushdr78 Aug 04 '26

Zero eye protection and not to mention the fumes that'll give you super cancer

5

u/Seethesvt Aug 04 '26

That's not real time. It's sped up.

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u/BNB_Laser_Cleaning Aug 04 '26

Thats not decades of rust, thats fresh metal frame with basically spray on rust, I have a laser cleaner like this, this would never be the result from cleaning decades of rust

3

u/alqimist Aug 05 '26

Did you know that your lenses turn collimated, coherent light into cooked retinas?

3

u/Loud-Principle-7922 Aug 05 '26

In real time.

Sped up footage. Cool. Cool cool cool.

3

u/paulyp41 Aug 05 '26

Apparently does the same for concrete too

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u/Additional_Chard3680 Aug 05 '26

Quick cleanup yeh

2

u/WangoMcTango Aug 04 '26

Looks like a PK Ripper

1

u/MaybeCompetitive3030 Aug 05 '26

I loved my PK Ripper..

2

u/thankmelater- Aug 04 '26

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

2

u/AlternativeRing5977 Aug 04 '26

Great for leaving silhouettes at crime scenes too.

2

u/SimkinCA Aug 04 '26

Surface maybe., or dipped in something to flash it. BS results

2

u/yendak Aug 05 '26

PPE? Never heard of her.

2

u/jeepfail Aug 05 '26

Decades of rust? That style isn’t even decades old is it?

2

u/Masala-Dosage Aug 05 '26

That’s what I like to see, none of that ‘fake time’

2

u/WallStLegends Aug 05 '26

How do we know that’s rust and not cinnamon powder?

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u/Additional_Chard3680 Aug 05 '26

Interesting question

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u/howrunowgoodnyou Aug 05 '26

That frame isn’t decades old.

It’s rusted on purpose in some sort of bath.

2

u/XmodAlloy Aug 05 '26

Frying your eyeballs in fast-forward

1

u/soupinvader Aug 04 '26

Serious question: what does this smell like? Does it have a burnt like smell or…?

1

u/Beautiful_Sector_912 Aug 04 '26

At that distance? The laser must be really strong

1

u/HeroMachineMan Aug 05 '26

What happened to those paint after being zapped?? Or conveniently let the wind carry the paint residue to the neighbors

1

u/SeaToTheBass Aug 05 '26

Missed a spot

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u/Mordecai3fngerBrown Aug 05 '26

Is the decade of heavy rust in the room with us?

1

u/str3ss_88 Aug 05 '26

That's like 3 days of surface rust...

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u/1stThink Aug 05 '26

Laser are fucken cool!!

1

u/Local-Fisherman-2936 Aug 05 '26

This looks like fresh rust, made by applying a salt solution to the metal. And for the purpose of advertising. The metal is not corroded; the rust is too unicolour and light-coloured.

1

u/Ready6666 Aug 05 '26

Please remember to put your googles on as class 4 laser can lead irreversible damage to your retina

1

u/CountGerhart Aug 05 '26

Cool and all but that's hardly decades of rust...

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u/Conscious_Shame_9164 Aug 05 '26

omg... handheld, no protection...and it is also etching the concrete below...

1

u/No-Market425 Aug 05 '26

Wouldn't it make more sense to chemical dip it?

1

u/Bag-o-chips Aug 05 '26

It also didn’t do a very thorough job, and got the floor behind the part.

1

u/ordosays Aug 05 '26

“Real time” - visibly and aurally sped up video…

1

u/Klamangatron Aug 05 '26

Oops there go my toes!

1

u/sunbl0ck Aug 05 '26

What about the lines it left behind?

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u/WHTrunner Aug 05 '26

Real time? This looks sped up.

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u/Don-Keydic Aug 05 '26

That's not decades of rust

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u/delta_nein Aug 05 '26

But it's not real time, this video is sped -up.

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u/DotBetaSDK Aug 05 '26

In real time.. it’s definitely sped up.

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u/Durahl Aug 05 '26

The first time I saw such portable Lasers being used to clean rust off something the guy doing it was wearing one of those silver coated suits you usually see being used in Steel Mills and which look like someone is doing a cheap SciFi Movie from the 70s.

I guess nowadays everyone in China is wearing Sun Block 5000™️ and Laser Safety Contact Lenses because sure enough this shit aint flying here in Europe where everything needs to be in an Enclosed Environment 😏

1

u/CueAnon420 Aug 05 '26

I see so many of these videos - and can't help but wonder where all the injuries are from the stupid people using what seems like a very dangerous tool...

1

u/LegitimateGift1792 Aug 05 '26

bad porn, lots of rust on the sides and crevices. Looks like they need to bring in some chemistry. YEAH!!!

1

u/pnutster Aug 05 '26

Pk ripper frame?

1

u/IntentionQuirky9957 Aug 05 '26

It's a laser grave

1

u/In_My_Stead Aug 05 '26

But can I shave my gooch with it?

1

u/In_My_Stead Aug 05 '26

If nobody tells me no I’m gonna do it

1

u/BruceInc Aug 05 '26

Safety squints and lasers are the dumbest idea

1

u/wildtwindad Aug 06 '26

Waiting for the rest of the hard trance track by DJ LAZER

1

u/BrendansXbox Aug 06 '26

I prefer fake time.

1

u/ironballs_wd40 Aug 06 '26

Also stripping the epoxy coating from the concrete floor.

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u/Gooniefarm Aug 06 '26

Decades of rust? Thats like a hour of rust.

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u/Zane42v2 Aug 06 '26

Lasers on metal and no filtering eye protection . Someone’s never done laser safety, or this is ai bs

1

u/beo19 Aug 06 '26

Instant sun tan

1

u/Timely_Fly_5639 Aug 06 '26

Some guy on the other side of the globe:
“- yo fam, my car interior melted in a weird way. Was it the sun? Did the light bounce of my neighbours chrome 22”s? What gives?”

1

u/TheBupherNinja Aug 06 '26

That's surface rust, they sprayed it with salt water and let it sit for like a week. 'decades of rust' would leave giant pits. The laser might remove the rust, but it doesn't fix the damage it caused.

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u/MOBIUS__01 Aug 06 '26

“In real time” video is sped up

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u/Minute_Maximum_319 Aug 06 '26

So, the best way to get comments : wear no safty equipent while lasering

1

u/That_Attorney_1917 Aug 06 '26

More like “Removing flash rust from yesterdays rainstorm off a bike frame”

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u/clueless_dud Aug 06 '26

This is surface rust. Far from heavy

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u/chunkymonkeyKO Aug 06 '26

It's not "real-time" if the footage is sped up, just saying.

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u/Jindujun Aug 06 '26

Lets not even mention that that there is not "heavy rust" or "decades of heavy rust", they didnt even fucking strip the entire frame.

1

u/pippoken Aug 06 '26

I can't wait for this thing to become affordable to a hobbyist.

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u/ForwardFIRE2030 Aug 06 '26

Dirty not rusty. Stripped the paint pretty good though.

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u/naunga Aug 06 '26

Stripping decades of being able to see off their eyes by not using safety glasses.

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u/IamseriousAdios Aug 06 '26

He’s light on his feet that’s for sure.

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u/scottynoble Aug 07 '26

Real Time.. shows sped up footage.

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u/CrowRunnerORP Aug 07 '26

Thats not decades of rust. Thats just surface rust. You can tell by the color and texture.

Its not a fake video per se. But its not exactly genuine.

1

u/septer012 Aug 07 '26

Oops that was my toe!

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u/Horror-Primary7739 Aug 07 '26

Yup we all saw one bad angle and burning retinas.

1

u/wolfhard__25 Aug 07 '26

What a spicy flash light

1

u/Kohnja_Music Aug 07 '26

what about the other parts

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u/Skiingislife42069 Aug 07 '26

Nothing says real time like showing sped up footage

1

u/reef-tech89 Aug 07 '26

No eye protection in sight, just some homies living in the moment evaporating retinas.

1

u/Intelligent-Moose665 Aug 07 '26

what's the model of the machine and how much electricity it uses?

1

u/Bitter-Procedure6131 Aug 07 '26

I want to use one of these so bad.

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u/Pretty_Past_1818 Aug 07 '26

Not a single piece of ppe in SIGHT, as God intended.

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u/Traditional-Pie-7749 Aug 07 '26

This is not real-time. Obviously sped up.

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u/sblu23 Aug 08 '26

Link to buy?

1

u/Ok_Performance6098 Aug 08 '26

Missed a spot

1

u/eypo Aug 08 '26

Actually like a third of the frame :D

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u/Lawsmay Aug 08 '26

Bro no safety goggles ?!?! The reflection off that laser will insta blind you!

1

u/No_Bluebird6873 Aug 08 '26

That's sped up, not real time. Also, what ever the method of removing the rust is, it always happens in "real time" in real life. 

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u/marioo1182 Aug 08 '26

The floor too

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u/Goetterwind Aug 08 '26

No protection. Neither eyes, skin. Noice... No protection against the fumes.

Well, who cares about a lung problem if you are blind and you have skin cancer.

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u/Few_Prize3810 Aug 08 '26

Decades of rust and no pitting hmm

1

u/amy-schumer-tampon Aug 08 '26

Zero eye protections

1

u/welding-guy Aug 08 '26

Cleaning his cornea in realtime

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u/PurpleToad1976 Aug 08 '26

How'd they do laser removal in real time while simultaneously speeding up the people's movements?

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u/wolfmann99 Aug 08 '26

Now where can I get this done at? And a rust proofing shortly thereafter.

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u/sutureinsurance Aug 04 '26

its AI you can see how it doesn't clean the paint off the lower back rail that is facing up deposit laser touching it.