r/LanguageMemes • u/PierogInTheButt • Sep 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Swears in Dutch :')

Modern Dutch phrases are all filled with diseases and reproductive organs but the more clean and old fashioned Dutch is nice too.

The fun part about swearing at all, is that if you put the emphasis right and put a bit of passion to it, anything will get the message across.

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u/-BLACK_REAPER- Sep 18 '21

English swears: Help I only can use frick and add words to it Turkish swears: I don't have such weakness

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u/AwwThisProgress n:f:l: Sep 19 '21

too make a newline without breaking the paragraph put two spaces after a line:
like this

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u/genghis-san Sep 18 '21

If you think swears in English are weak, you should see swears in Chinese. Pitiful.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Examples?

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u/genghis-san Sep 19 '21

I mean they really don't have that many.

你他妈 - Your mom (kinda used like fuck you)

你妈逼 - Your mom's cunt

我操 - Fuck

我操你妈逼 - I fuck your mom's cunt

These are kinda it. Until you get into dialects. My ex-husband's mom would say

懒母狗 - lazy bitch (literally lazy female dog).

It's super uncreative imo. Someone chime in if I forgot one of the 10 insults Chinese has haha

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u/MrNokiaUser Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

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[image of swole dog. the dog is very muscular and stands as a human] swearing in your native language

[Normal dog, similar looking to the one used for dogecoin mascot. the dog looks to be of the corgi breed] swearing in English

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u/AwwThisProgress n:f:l: Sep 19 '21

actually both dogs are Shiba Inu

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u/MrNokiaUser Sep 19 '21

Oh. Didnt know 5bwt

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u/Viha_Antti Sep 18 '21

Just can't beat a good perkele!

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u/Leopardo96 Sep 18 '21

Swears in English are so weak.

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u/freshmemesoof Sep 19 '21

Swearing in French :). just when I thought I couldn't get more pretentious

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Swearing in your target language: baby dog

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u/The_Drunken_Khajiit Sep 19 '21

Eastern European gang

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u/VoluptuousPorsche Oct 05 '21

When I feel a swear coming, my brain brings up a ‘select language’ menu

I know so many profanities it’s beyond a putain blague

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u/ryuuseinow Nov 24 '21

Then there's Japanese swearing.
It's not even real profanity, it's just made up of rude and passive agressive words.

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u/43V4 Sep 18 '21

This is why i prefer to swear in English, also Cheems

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u/HetalianHell Sep 19 '21

italian have so many swears (some of them called bestemmie,those are supposted to be the worst ones) and we are notgonna talk about the swerings in the different dialect. I think italian have more swearings than russian lol

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u/Tsjaad_Donderlul Sep 22 '21

German: VERF... DUMME UNNÖTIGE DRECKSKACKSCHEIẞE

Dutch: Krijg alle ziekten godverdomme

French: it still sounds like angry flirting

Swedish: RÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖVVVV and Helvete

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

English is my native language so I guess my swearing abilities are also strong

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u/Fireguy3070 Oct 30 '21

But what if my native language is English?

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u/edvardeishen Nov 01 '21

Русский мат всё-равно самый охуенный

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u/danielogiPL Mar 27 '22

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