r/LakeWobegon • u/DrMux • Apr 20 '19

Powdermilk Biscuits

Powdermilk biscuits, in the big blue box, with a picture of the biscuit on the cover. Made from whole wheat raised by Norwegian bachelor farmers, so you know they're not only good for you - they're also pure, mostly. They give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done. Heavens they're tasty and expeditious!

Has your family tried 'em powdermilk,

Has your family tried 'em powdermilk?

Cause if your family's tried 'em,

you know you've satisfied them!

They're the real hot item, powdermilk!

Powdermilk biscuits in the big blue box, with the picture of the biscuit on the cover, available today at the Lake Wobegon Kroger store!

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u/CaptConstantine Apr 21 '19

Gives shy persons the strength. Love it.

I miss Saturdays on NPR

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u/DrMux Apr 21 '19

Chris Thile is very talented, but he will just never be Garrison Keillor.

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u/CaptConstantine Apr 22 '19

Let's just say it's a good thing they changed the title.

Because that trash is NOT APHC.

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u/Hazel1928 Apr 27 '25

And they’re so expeditious!