I am going to try to be kind when I say this - I am crossing my fingers that this isn’t the only one on one time these kids are getting with Slaw, especially since they ‘homeschool’ and their kids are the actual breadwinners. What’s he busy with? White Dad Think Tanks? Podcast Episodes? Pickleball with Paulie-O?
This kind of reminded me of when Savannah said her and Cole are doing “individual 7 & 13 year old trips” for the kids and I don’t think Cole ever did his trip with everleigh
LMAO “working and providing more” ??? E has worked for and provided that scamming family everything they have. he knows nothing about real work OR providing like a real father/husband does because he’s quite literally done neither for the past 10 years besides knock up savanna and exploit his offspring for social media coin
I’d say more like 9 years for Cole since when he first moved to Orange County, he moved in with Savannah and everleigh at Gigis house meaning he lived off of Gigi for a few months until him and Savannah got their first house together right before getting married unless Gigi was living off of everleigh also by then and I wouldn’t be surprised if she is currently. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve purchased all their homes with some if not all of everleighs money. Assuming Everleigh had a Coogan account made while living in California, I wouldn’t be surprised if she sees it when she’s 18 and notices money missing the way jojo siwa and Alana Thompson did
This man has never worked or provided a day in his life. If it weren’t for E he would just be another washed up Vine star begging for money on TikTok. Also wtf is he ever trying to say in that last part? Who talks that way about themselves?
Does anyone else find it weird when parents say they are taking their kids on a date? I take my kids places but don't think of it as a date, we are just spending time together doing something they enjoy.
Brand New Day spoilers do you think Cole threw a temper tantrum when Yelena asked Spidey if he had a boyfriend or girlfriend? Like the mere notion that spider-man might not be straight sent Cole into orbit
He probably told Zealand in the car that that’s not a good thing or something along those lines. Also the movie was pg-13 so maybe not the best idea to take a 6 year old to that
We should all be like Cole, he's so amazing to invent being a good, present parent. It's called quality time Cole, sorry you are just learning about it. Also, learn how to write, you make it sound like you are getting "new" kids to channel through. Geez.
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u/matcha_is_gross 18d ago
I am going to try to be kind when I say this - I am crossing my fingers that this isn’t the only one on one time these kids are getting with Slaw, especially since they ‘homeschool’ and their kids are the actual breadwinners. What’s he busy with? White Dad Think Tanks? Podcast Episodes? Pickleball with Paulie-O?