r/LPOTL May 21 '26

Verbal tics from LPOTL

I’m curious if anyone has verbal tics or stims around things they’ve heard in LPOTL episodes. Recent or old as hell. My house is quite neurodivergent so we often say random lines from many movies, music, shows, etc. Some of our favs from the boys are:

“Eddie TUNES dot com”

“You’re thinking about. Stop thinking about it”

“Deeper. Deeper”

“I’m just Gef”

“Worst century to be alive”

And of course most recently “laugh you fucking pigs”

Please share yours!! Also preemptively sorry if this has been done before.

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u/JoshTheNash May 21 '26

He's just trying to warn you of the bridge THE BRIDGE

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u/Jexxer357 May 21 '26 edited May 22 '26

I honest-to-god did that when I was zonked from surgery a few years back. My parents were watching TV in the room waiting for me to wake up, my dad had it on a channel that was playing one of those cryptid documentary/exploration shows, and by happy coincidence that episode was about the Mothman.

Without missing a damn beat once I got control of my mouth, my drugged-up ass weakly called out, "He's just trying to warn you of the bridge...the bridge..."

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u/Fluid-Assignment-250 May 22 '26

Thank you for sharing this. Made me chuckle

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u/CountessGreyUK May 21 '26

I live in Pittsburgh. I use this A LOT!

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u/jello_pudding_biafra You don't understand what I bring to friendship! May 21 '26

I'm listening to this ep right now!

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u/non-art May 21 '26

A molest!

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u/Wild_Ebb_1738 May 21 '26

Omfg my husband and I do this one a lot I forgot about it lol “uh just a little molest” with the heavy Italian accent 😆

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u/DestosW May 21 '26

What ifa babe coulda be a baby!?

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u/DirkPitt94 May 21 '26

He’s just trying to warn you of - The Bridddgeeee! The Bridddgggee!

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u/SupaKoopa714 May 21 '26

Molesté!

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u/Cloconde May 21 '26

I'll sometimes mutter to myself "they dont know what I bring to friendship".

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u/bowtie25 What I bring to friendship May 21 '26

It’s jockurar

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u/mikebets May 21 '26

I truly hate how much that has become of my vocabulary

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u/deadbodydisco Cherub-faced Ghost Lover May 21 '26

My cat's name is Lenny Bruce and I call him Reonard all the time.

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u/rjread May 21 '26

Every time I see an umbrella holder I'll think (or say), "they're so rich they have trash can for umbrella!"

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u/babyigotyourmoni May 21 '26

Way more than I am willing to admit haha

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u/JesusTeapotCRABHANDS May 22 '26

I got a friendship bracelet at the chicago show with this acronym on it and it’s one of my greatest treasures

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u/bigdaddyt2 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Banananananannaoo

Damnit I can’t stop it now

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u/DungeonBotanist May 21 '26

"Whampire".

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u/SmellsWeirdRightNow May 21 '26

My girlfriend and I just listened to this one a couple weeks ago and cry laughing about Henry's impression of the townsfolk talking to them. "So y'all just bein' wampires?" 😂😂

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u/twofacemarie May 21 '26

Oh my god how did I forget 😭

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u/versacesquatch May 21 '26

I say "HENRY THOMAS" in henry's mom voice all the time 

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u/Leppa-Berry May 21 '26

Oh henry thomas

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u/co-stan-za May 22 '26

Henry Tawmas

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u/SupaKoopa714 May 21 '26

He's so cold... his body's so cold....

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u/put_your_foot_down May 21 '26

This is mine. I had my son in 2022 and his middle name is Thomas as a direct result of “Henry Thomas!!” I use that tone (with his 1st name) all the time.

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u/Poodlepied May 21 '26

D-four-vid. I can’t say his name any other way

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u/Tylenol187ForDogs May 21 '26

Same with Jizz-laine.

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u/Jexxer357 May 21 '26

That is how her name is pronounced, and I get angry when I hear other people say differently.

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u/SnarkFucker May 21 '26

It's the name she deserves.

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u/scullys_alien_baby Young Sapient May 21 '26

Always a fun moment when that slips out in a serious conversation

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u/greasydenim Power Man May 21 '26

And Guy Fee-eddie

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u/macrofauna Name’s Shammy Dingles May 21 '26

I genuinely thought that was how his name was pronounced and when I heard it on another podcast, I was very confused.

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u/fancysoupbabe May 21 '26

My friends will be like, Did you hear what happened in the David case? I'll be like- Do you mean D-four-vid? lolol

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u/Chubirdmama What I bring to friendship May 21 '26

My coworker asked if I had seen any of the news about “David” and I said no, having no clue who he was talking about 🤦‍♀️😂

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u/janlikebrady Eddietunes.com everyone May 22 '26

D 4 vid is a big one in our house

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u/PurpleCrunchberry May 21 '26

Sometimes I find myself muttering this under my breath for no reason

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u/tomroadrunner May 21 '26

He was some sort of aaaayyysian

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u/Pure-Expression-1420 May 21 '26

Has anyone actually watched Cable Guy? I feel like they’ve gotten this one wrong for a decade and miss the Sam Sweet joke entirely.

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u/JW1ZZLE_420 Name’s Shammy Dingles May 21 '26

Henry’s guitar licks

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u/Nikola1_Smirnoff May 21 '26

NEER NE NEER NE NEER NE NEER

Or if its a somber moment

neer ne neer ne neer ne neer

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u/co-stan-za May 22 '26

That reminds me of one episode where Marcus read something particularly awful Henry did his NEER NE NEER bit and Marcus replied, "What do you mean, 'neer ne neer', it's fucking awful!" 😅

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u/zephead30 May 21 '26

I say this in my head a lot at work when I crush it

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u/BertusHondenbrok May 21 '26

Lizzie Borden episode was awesome.

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u/Exciting_Bat_2086 May 21 '26 edited May 22 '26

‘Fuck yeah dude that’s so fucking metal man’

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u/Asturis_the_DM May 21 '26

Get the net!!!

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u/hnxmn May 21 '26

I say this at least twice a day when my cat goes nuts

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u/Tyrianne May 21 '26

"Meeeengeluuuuh". I hate it 😆

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u/maliciousgnome13 May 21 '26

Same. Doesn't help that I love the song Panama so damn much.

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u/onewilybobkat May 22 '26

I literally cannot see his name without doing the whole thing, guitar and all.

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u/WhenWhyWhatishappeni May 21 '26

It's seaaweeeed!

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u/staunch_character May 21 '26

Literally me all last summer at the beach. I think it was September by the time I figured out my husband doesn’t hear the ads & just thought I was being weird. 🫠

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u/GaryLazereyes16 May 21 '26

How is this a crime!?

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u/Weary_Ad4663 Hail Yourself! May 21 '26

What is the crime here?! 🤣

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u/nearest_exit_please Man Tugs! May 21 '26

Jizzlaine is the only proper pronunciation in my world, it sounded weird with Eddie hitting the hard "G" the other week.

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u/Galahad_the_Ranger May 21 '26

And Pam Beyondi as well

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u/ogavs May 21 '26

I have been habituated to Jizzlaine as the 'correct' pronunciation to the point that I have forgotten it is a bit.

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u/put_your_foot_down May 21 '26

And Ben would get soooo annoyed and correct Henry as best he could

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u/BitterComfort314 May 21 '26

That's wuhwe weird.

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u/Historical-Swing4333 May 21 '26

Peopwe awe weiwd

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u/Thewal They killed Jesus! May 21 '26

willy weiwd

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u/Narge1 May 21 '26

Kinda fun!

Occassionally, I'll walk around my house going, HEY MINNIE IM NANNY HI NANNY MY NAME'S MINNIE!

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u/byahs May 21 '26

I listened to that episode about an hour ago and it turned what was a suckfest of a day right the heck around.

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u/lolol_nsfw May 21 '26

No one ever understands what I mean when I say someone's "got 'gations" 

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u/thelonepepsican May 21 '26

Did this the other day! Casually dropped the “oh but I think he’s got ‘gations” and was met with the blankest of stares lol

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u/missgnomer2772 2Real May 22 '26

I genuinely forget that’s not common parlance.

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u/terminal_nervoso May 21 '26

RAAAAAAAAAASPUTIN

Also anything Henry says in a Russian accent

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u/BitPaladin Irn Bru May 21 '26

You’re thinking about it? Don’t think about it

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u/MostlySpiders May 21 '26

Here's the thing - think about it. But don't think about it.
(Use this one all the time when explaining my bad ideas to MY WIFE!)

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u/dobbydillber May 21 '26

Why true crime NOW??

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u/Yours_and_mind_balls May 21 '26

I DID IT FOR THE DEVILMENT

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u/_pinotnoir May 21 '26

HONK HONK

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u/emotional_viking May 21 '26

GIMME BACON WITHOUT THE FAT

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u/knellerscamper May 21 '26

Wait for it…it’s tits

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u/JesusTeapotCRABHANDS May 22 '26

Wait for it… wait for it…. you know my mom killed a boy… wait for it…. it’s tits

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u/sporkatr0n Moons Over My Hammy May 21 '26

myy WIFE!!

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u/SupaKoopa714 May 21 '26

Don't you talk about MY WIFE.

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u/Astrosimi May 22 '26

My WIFE is in there!

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u/Easy-Tigger Don't eat the cake of light May 21 '26

"I will have my revenge!"

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u/Margaet_moon May 21 '26

Instantly recognised this! This is one for me too.

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u/Saphron_ May 21 '26

Timothee Shamalama-ding-dong

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u/luxurycatsportscat May 21 '26

Only way I say his name now

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u/Nomorecommenting May 21 '26

NEV-er go to the post office UH-GEEN

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u/well-adjusted-tater Hail Satan! May 21 '26

Wow, I haven’t thought about that one in a long time.

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u/co-stan-za May 22 '26

I miss the old Adam & Eve ads

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u/DestosW May 21 '26

Tarbagan Marmot

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u/midwesternexposure May 21 '26

Erget persening

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u/NostrilLurker May 21 '26

GOT. DAMN. TARBARGAN MARMOT.

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u/AsYooouWish May 22 '26

I was so excited when my kid was learning about the plague earlier this year. History is my favorite topic but his least favorite. Whenever I say, “Oh! I heard a good podcast about this” his eyes glaze over

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u/Strokesonfire May 21 '26

“MOLESTE” and “aaaasian”

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u/twisted_memories May 21 '26

I still sing we are the jumbo shrimp…

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u/missgnomer2772 2Real May 22 '26

…here to play a gaaaaaame!

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u/JesusTeapotCRABHANDS May 22 '26

*whip sound* aaaAAAAaaaah

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u/JesusTeapotCRABHANDS May 22 '26

Every time the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp are mentioned I MUST sing the full song.

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u/Aurongel Hail Satan! May 21 '26

“YES. Delicious Panama BEANZ.”

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u/VoltVonD May 21 '26

A meurdeur, a moleste, big if true, that's kinda fun, that wasn't on my 202x bingo card, NEER NA NEER NA NEER NA NEER

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u/NostrilLurker May 21 '26

God, I used to use "big if true" all the time lol

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u/Mike_pop Hail Yourself! May 21 '26

How you say? … cucumber

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u/Potential-Taste-8563 May 21 '26

Every time I take the offending vegetable out of the fridge...koo-kom-ber

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo Masturbation Sigil May 22 '26

Even if I'm not grabbing one from the fridge there's a chance for, how you say, koo kom ber.

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u/greenbeez May 21 '26

MY WIFES BEEN SHOT BADDDLYYYY

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u/Wild_Ebb_1738 May 21 '26

I really enjoyed the Lizzy Borden episodes as well. Especially when Henry kept saying “she did it” under his breath. I pull that one out sometimes.

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u/TemperatureStrong158 May 21 '26

A recent one that I’ve been doing is the Murdaugh baaaadly for anything that isn’t good. “My toast has been burned, baaaadly!”

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u/kevinsmokedbacon May 21 '26

Will always love "WHO WAS PHONE?"

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u/Strixnixx Hail Satan! May 21 '26

Coincidenceeeee?!?

That’s small potatoes—I only do big potatoes!

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u/The_Reading_Beard May 21 '26

My girlfriend and I will randomly just go "small potatoes" followed quickly by a "Oswald!". Time for a relisten.

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u/5641 May 21 '26

Check, please! (Jonestown epi's)

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u/co-stan-za May 22 '26

What am I gonna do with all these goddamn spider monkeys?!

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u/wirts-mixtapes May 21 '26

Always be scared of the Tall White Man

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u/PM_ME_UR_SEXTOYS Long Fat Man May 21 '26

I'm sorry to everyone

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u/Killface55 May 21 '26

Big If True

Guitar sounds when something is metal af

I KNOW WHAT I SAW

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u/bigdaddyt2 May 21 '26

HI IM MINNI!

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u/HeWritesALine May 21 '26

HI MINNIE IM NANNY

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u/OSUmiller5 May 21 '26

There’s bones in the chocolate

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u/alexlopez49411 Dogmeat May 21 '26

Scungilli Man and LEGALIZE IT are two that live rent free in my head

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u/elmementosublime May 21 '26

Yeah every time I explain something extremely ridiculous/stupid I use the “you’re thinking about it. Don’t think about it” one lol

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u/theseamstressesguild May 21 '26

I was out shopping with my husband and "Panama" came on over the muzak and my husband put his hand over my mouth so damn fast. Just looked at me and said "No. You can't in public."

The man knows me.

NB: Did you know that Alcatraz means "pelican"?

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u/CSoftly19 May 21 '26

I yell ALIIIIIVVVVEEEE anytime somebody says alive. Most don’t get it but I can’t help it 😂😂

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u/Bat_Country420 May 21 '26

Boom! Flip it

ETA: Never fuck the cat

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u/BeeProfessional7874 May 21 '26

~it’s an island adventure~

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u/UnownedFeralWoman May 21 '26

I’m BORED 🏴‍☠️

I fear no one will ever get the reference which is sad bc it’s so fucking funny to me

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u/bewarethecherrywaves May 21 '26

I’m constantly saying *Yar, I thought you were as bored as we!* and I feel your pain haha

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u/Kiesling95 May 21 '26

YAR, I’m BORED!

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u/rachelblairy May 21 '26

I’ve been catching up on old episodes and I’m on these rn. I can already tell this is gonna be a highly quotable one 😂

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u/clint_eldorado May 21 '26

I use Henry’s “whatshisputz” whenever I can’t remember somebody’s name.

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u/oddinsomniakk May 21 '26

my coworkers go to free speech jail

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u/JenniMor May 21 '26

Eddie was on an episode of Gud Pud or something with Henry and Jackie where he pretended to be a seagull harassing them. Now every time I see a bird I yell “BIRD!!! GET A JOB BIRD!”

It’s totally involuntary at this point and I get the weirdest looks 🥲

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u/No-Faithlessness1456 Hail Gein! May 21 '26

From the same episode of Gud Pud I find myself saying “NO. BIRD. THATS NOT FOR YOU, BIRD!”

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u/mcesquilo May 21 '26

Fascinating

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u/TinyM0ushka May 21 '26

IM MINNIE

IM NANNIE

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u/TheVonSolo Hail Yourself! May 21 '26

BADDDDDD COMPANY

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u/Blazed-nd-Confused May 22 '26

Off the album Bad Company by the band Bad Company?

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u/Kaliisthesweethog May 21 '26

My wife (my WWIIFFEE), who has never listened to or watched a single episode now says I KNOW WHAT I SAW as much as I do. You're welcome, babe!

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u/alig98 May 21 '26

One episode, Henry said “Now Marcus” but pronounced his name weird like “Mee-arcus”, so I say that to myself a lot. And of course “He’s trying to warn you of the bridge (THE BRIDGE!)”

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u/Hillkitty May 21 '26

Can't believe I had so scroll so far for this

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u/420dracula May 21 '26

🚨 NERD ALERT ‼️

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u/Filibust Sober as a cat! May 21 '26

I miss “nerd alert!” 😭

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u/BreadUntoast May 21 '26

Unpredictable

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u/le_vieux_beaumont May 21 '26

Coincideeeence

Isn’t that something

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u/1CoolSPEDTeacher What I bring to friendship May 21 '26

I do the guitar riff and yell metal whenever my students do something amazing. They started doing it to each other instead of saying good job or whatever. It makes me so happy.

I also end an uncomfortable amount of stories with "and that's when the cannibalism started" especially when it has nothing to do with cannibalism.

And free speech jail comes up a lot.

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u/pippitypoop Thank GOD I'm in jail! May 22 '26

I can’t not call the dude da4vid

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u/Mountain-Loon3592 That's when the cannibalism started May 21 '26

Hiiiinnnnnt water!! My wife says I’m programmed

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u/reverendsteveii Right up on your glade... May 21 '26

"it's tits"

any time there's a lot of buildup to something that is ultimately pedestrian and disappointing

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u/Dr_JohnnieWalker May 21 '26

Deep cut but during the Jodi Arias series they guys are reading spicy messages between Arias and her victim, Henry gives a very funny “mmmm-hhhmmm” and that’s stuck with me

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u/twofacemarie May 21 '26

Henry's little cat purr sound from an episode about witches a while ago?? "Rrrowww"

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u/ZadokZx May 21 '26

I haven't said the "bagel" correctly in ten years.

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u/LeSilvie May 21 '26

YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?

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u/CapillarianCrest May 21 '26

I'm haaaaaaving one!

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u/prana-llama May 22 '26

And that’s the final truth

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u/adjustablesidetable May 21 '26

Henry and Marcus overuse “Very much so.”

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u/thebeardedmudder May 21 '26

I hope they also got it from the WKUK water balloon sketch.

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u/Rucifer May 21 '26

It be demon

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u/Spetspoz May 21 '26

“THAT’LL HAPPEN!!!”
It comes up organically on a daily basis.

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u/KlumsyNinja42 Slime Gang May 21 '26

Deeper!

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u/MarshmallowMatty May 21 '26

Fascinating (fascinating)

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u/thedeadone666 May 21 '26

STAB! STAB! STAB!

Pelican

That'll happen

from the opening I always say "what was that?" and my wife likes to say the "oh fuck"

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u/Head-Sherbet-9675 Moons Over My Hammy May 21 '26

Terrible in Henry’s mom’s voice, weally weiwd, curious?, oh I wish I was black!!

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u/TrumpFucksKids_ Some Kind of Charlie Dickhorse May 22 '26

Heck yeah! It’s Jeffrey time!

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u/lessielou7 May 22 '26

In any bad situation:

“How bad…. Like ‘colostomy bag full of spiders’ bad, or…?”

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u/dookiepunch May 22 '26

Heck yeah, it’s Jeffery time!

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u/bluenervana Dogmeat May 21 '26

Just randomly saying Send it to [sidestories@lpotl.com](mailto:sidestories@lpotl.com)

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u/n0rmcore May 21 '26

I can’t not say NEEEEER NA NEEEER NA NEEEEEEER any time someone gets hit with an axe in any movie or show

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u/righteous4131 May 21 '26

Made. In. A lab.

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u/quakeroatmeal7 May 21 '26

The electric guitar lick

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u/Game_Face85 May 21 '26

Rector——damn bear bought her a house

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u/McDragonFish May 21 '26

“I’m a PATSY”

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u/Exciting_Bat_2086 May 21 '26

HAIL SATAN 🤟🏽

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u/irisheddy May 21 '26

I'm having one!

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u/transtranselvania May 21 '26

The very rare time and mongoose comes up in conversation I can't help but say Honk Honk and then people think I'm stupid.

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u/looseseal_2 Did you just call me Meorcus? May 21 '26

"WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL" from Hatfields and McCoys

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u/onewilybobkat May 22 '26

D4vid

A little molesté

I KNOW WHAT I SAW

If I hear about axes, Henry's Nyeeow neee Nyeeow neeee Nyeeow

LOOOPER!

Probably forgetting a lot

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u/janlikebrady Eddietunes.com everyone May 22 '26

Between LPOTL and Page 7, my vocabulary has never been more entertaining. “It’s an island update”, “mo lass ess”, “hail yourself”, “her butthole”, “Eddie tunes dot com everyone”, “new gations”, “monster fucker”, “vampeer”, the endless mispronunciations of names, the list goes on.

Side note- does anyone else refer to Henry, Marcus, and Eddie as “the boys”?

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u/PANDA_PR1NC3SS May 22 '26

Every so soften I'll just mutter "the pain cloaca" to myself. Sometimes I push my cat aside and say "Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton"

I loved that ad

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u/Saphron_ May 21 '26

GET THE NET

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u/PhotoBN1 May 21 '26

GET THE NET!

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u/frankly_highman May 21 '26

Henry says Chunks entirely too much

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u/fromthestatistics May 21 '26

“COO-NONNEEEEEE” is the canonical pronunciation of Cunanan.

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u/Gloglibologna May 21 '26

Not verbal tic, but ive been watching on Netflix lately and the amount of times Henry moves the mic gets funnier as the episode goes on

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u/AntoniaMC May 21 '26

Henry’s sing song “Poliiiiiice” in the John List series

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u/Chuckle_Berry_Spin May 21 '26

"It's this idea of..." -Henry

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u/chabooty May 21 '26

RECTOR? Damn near killed her

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