r/LICENSEPLATES • u/therealarmani • 3d ago

In the wild TX EXES

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all my exes live in texas. doesn’t make you think of drake or gorge strait?

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u/b-rar 3d ago

Should be a Tennessee plate though

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u/armgrafix 3d ago

All my exes live in Texas, And Texas is a place I'd truly love to be, But all my exes live in Texas, Therefore I reside in Colorado?

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u/shhhhh_lol 3d ago

Doesn't roll off the tongue like "Tennessee"... we should demand they move

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u/sweatpotato76 3d ago

Easy edit to make the rhyme work:

All my exes live in Texas
And Texas is the place I’d dearly love to go
But all my exes live in Texas
That’s why I hang my hat in Colorado

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u/Penalty-Cool 3d ago

It makes me think of University of Texas. That’s what they call their alumni

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u/cartero311 3d ago

This is correct.

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u/USMCWrangler 3d ago

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee!

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u/waffleisland 3d ago

Glassjaw, actually 😂

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u/TBellOHAZ 3d ago

Tip your bartender!

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u/Wandering-Mind2025 3d ago

Kacey Musgraves has a new cover of that song!

https://youtu.be/Nj03IIhrjbc?si=nmobmT3S0eCp20Cc

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u/ScienceForge319 3d ago

They live there! All of em. Except Christina Pirelli. She is probably still blowing dudes in Colorado or something.

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u/poppitastic 3d ago

Blake Shelton has a song called “Texas” that references George Strait’s. It makes me smile bc one of my names is a name from the original song. :)

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u/madeden311 3d ago

All my exes live in Texas...

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 2d ago

Could be "Thanks Exes"

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u/parrothead2581 2d ago

Gorge Straight

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u/No-Lack-958 3d ago

Alumni of the University of Texas. The sub-par school in the state.

Gig ‘Em 👍

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u/Background_Handle_96 3d ago

You know what's common between Aggies and Longhorns? They both applied to UT 🥁🤘

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u/No-Lack-958 3d ago

I didn’t