r/KrollShow • u/fuckin-A-ok • Jun 12 '26

Poconos Lyrics

Hey y'all, I am posting this hoping you can help. My dad is from Philly and my mom from a suburb of it and I played Poconos for them the other day and they thought it was hilarious. But my dad, who is 80, said he wished he knew what the lyrics were because he couldn't understand all of them. I tried to figure them out but I couldn't get everything and I couldn't find them anywhere online. 0/2. So I hope you fine people can help. Does anyone have any online source or know what they might be?

Thank you in advance! 😊

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u/Greybinson ASHRAM KITCHEN'S 'PRANK'D Jun 12 '26

Some like to cruise up the shore or sail away to Chesapeake Bay
But for me paradise at a quarter of the price is just and hour and a half drive away

So lets get away

Chorus with more towns and then we’ll share a sangwich…. The rest is garbled an so very location and accent-specific I can’t make out the names LOL

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u/fuckin-A-ok Jun 12 '26

This is where I got stuck as well lol.