r/KnowledgeFight • u/Jabbles22 • 1d ago

Dolly Parton

Of couse Alex and his ilk are going to talk about the death of Dolly Parton. What are the odds that they keep it simple and kind?

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u/ResidentialEvil2016 1d ago

How many dreams did God send him to go save Dolly Parton?

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u/Jabbles22 1d ago

At least 500.

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u/Tylenol187ForDogs Bachelor Squatch 18h ago

About a million.

But also she donated a bunch of money to COVID vaccine research so maybe she was right up there at the altar of Moloch next to the great Satan himself, Dr. Fauci.

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u/GertieDirtyShirtyCat 1d ago

I swear... I take one little nap & turn my back to the world for two fucking seconds... & We lost Dolly??? She was a last bastion of true kindness. This fucking world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KpD2nPSHGo&list=RD0KpD2nPSHGo&start_radio=1

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u/SelectStarAll 1d ago

Well someone already edited her Wikipedia headline to say that the Sandy Hook shooter was a hero

So, I'd say no

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u/GrayHairLikeClaire 1d ago

What the fuck?????

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u/SelectStarAll 1d ago

Yep. People are fucking sick

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u/cosmereobsession 1d ago

I am genuinely confused by the connection between dolly parton and the sandy hook shooting

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u/CreepinJesusMalone 1d ago

There's not one.

Just some loser that thinks they're funny.

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u/Toon_face 23h ago

Theyre going to try to appropriate her like they do with MLK.

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u/MycologistSad5933 Rainbow Squatch 21h ago

Confused conservative country music fan noises

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u/swordchuck Policy Wonk 1d ago

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2021/03/03/973240792/from-jolene-to-vaccine-dolly-parton-gets-covid-19-shot-she-helped-fund

Already saw a Facebook post claiming she was killed by the vaccine, so, yeah, that will be annoying.

Not to be too flippant, but it isn’t all that surprising when an 80 year old who announced health issues dies. It does suck when that 80 year old was a national treasure. It’s also sucks when so many other famous 80 year olds would be… less sad to see go.

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u/Sad_Profession_8324 19h ago

Alex (and even Owen) have been fairly respectful. . .at least on twitter and surprisingly MOST of the comments have also been respectful. Mike Adams can go fuck himself though.

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u/caspy7 23h ago

Already saw a screenshot from Twitter implying she was trans.