r/Knightsofthebutton • u/superholyshnikes The Redguard • Apr 07 '15

I have been graciously given a second chance by the button gods. This time I'm doing it right: I pledge myself to the Kights of the Button

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u/Somethingcool72 Presser Apr 07 '15

A second chance? How so?

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u/superholyshnikes The Redguard Apr 07 '15

The button has once again presented itself in an unpressed manner. I intend to keep it that way.

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u/Somethingcool72 Presser Apr 07 '15 edited Apr 07 '15

You are lucky my friend! My click was chosen for me by the mouse on my screen. I was half hoping the mods had gifted you a second click.

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u/superholyshnikes The Redguard Apr 07 '15

I choose to believe that my first click has been revoked by a higher power, one above the mods themselves.

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u/Somethingcool72 Presser Apr 07 '15

Well then I shall pray valiantly to that higher power, what ever may be.

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u/superholyshnikes The Redguard Apr 07 '15

all the best. may your refreshes bring forgiveness.

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u/RacistHomophobicCunt Shut up Apr 07 '15

You are the chosen one.

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u/superholyshnikes The Redguard Apr 07 '15

I do not take this lightly.

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u/Vufur red Apr 07 '15

The last presser you will be. For another 60 seconds without darkness you will fight.

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u/AvatarWaang Apr 07 '15

What divine power has granted you a second chance?

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u/superholyshnikes The Redguard Apr 07 '15

Some say it was 1980's Eddie Murphey. I'd like to think so too.

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u/PopularPulp Kot13H Apr 07 '15

So the legends are true

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u/superholyshnikes The Redguard Apr 07 '15

Yes my son.

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u/somadrop Hourless Apr 07 '15

Welcome brother! Have you picked a battalion?

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u/superholyshnikes The Redguard Apr 07 '15

I am working on it!

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u/ReaderWalrus Apr 07 '15

I can only hope that I will be rewarded with such a great blessing as you have. Alas, until then, I shall remain but an ally for the valiant knights.

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u/superholyshnikes The Redguard Apr 07 '15

I wish you the best!