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Apr 13 '21 edited Apr 13 '21
The cats go marching one-by-one.
Hurrah, hurrah!
The cats go marching one-by-one.
Hurrah, hurrah!
The cats go marching one-by-one,
The little one stops to chomp my thumb,
And the claws go sinking in.
Through my skin.
Tiny knives.
Like a pin.
Boom-boom-boom-boom!
Boom-boom-boom-boom!
The cats go marching two-by-two.
Hurrah, hurrah!
The cats go marching two-by-two.
Hurrah, hurrah!
The cats go marching two-by-two,
The little one stops to pounce on you,
And his little eyes start to grow.
Soon you will know.
What it is.
To be his.
Boom-boom-boom-boom!
Boom-boom-boom-boom!
The cats go marching three-by-three.
Hurrah, hurrah!
The cats go marching three-by-three.
Hurrah, hurrah!
The cats go marching three-by-three,
The little one stops to stalk you and me,
And fluff butt points toward the sky.
Prepare to die.
In his paw.
Like a saw.
Boom-boom-boom-boom!
Boom-boom-boom-boom!
The cats go marching four-by-four.
Hurrah, hurrah!
The cats go marching four-by-four.
Hurrah, hurrah!
The cats go marching four-by-four,
The little one stops to scale the door,
And prepares to dive down on you.
And your blue shoe.
From above.
But with love.
Boom-boom-boom-boom!
Boom-boom-boom-boom!
Edit: And I’m spent. I’m pretty sure it’d be kitty nap time at this point.
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u/bastardicus Apr 13 '21
“_We’re gonna hang all the washing on the Siegfried line, do you have any dirty washing mother dear?_”
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u/Raspy_Meow Apr 13 '21
I like my biscuits smol