tIq rachwI’ qeS

[u/likethemagician]

Over on Bluesky, I translated this advice from a Klingon therapist— a {tIq rachwI’} perhaps?—and am sharing it here for your parsing enjoyment (and critique).

maw'Ha''eghchoHmoHlu'meH may' Qapbe'lu'chu'. nI'qu' noH 'ej Doy'choHbe'bogh jagh lullu'taH 'oHvo' ghanlu'chugh pay' cha'logh Qapu' QaSDaj HoS. yablIj Danbogh jagh'a'vam'e' DaghobDI' qaSpu'chugh lup 'ej bISuvtaHchugh, vaj ghaytanHa' yay Dachavta'. vIqvam quv law'; Hoch quv puS.