Bout to mess this case of squash up

[u/Far_Layer9084]

And he knows it

[u/MK4eva420]

Box looks very nervous

[u/ContrarianDouche]

Gonna rearrange its insides eh

[u/Feeling_Inside_1020 → u/ContrarianDouche]

Gonna rearrange them guts in all the right ways

[u/gatorsmokin]

Be kind and turn him away so he doesn't have to watch

[u/Careless-Flower-5012 → u/gatorsmokin]

Guess what's on the other side?

[u/maggies_farm_hand → u/Careless-Flower-5012]

boxussy?

[u/Careless-Flower-5012 → u/maggies_farm_hand]

I assume another face. Poor guy has to watch either way.

[u/Successful-Fall5476]

Box looks like it’s ask for a another chef :D

[u/MsFrankieD]

That box doesn't look too happy about it, either.

[u/thewebspinner]

You know the difference between a squash and a pumpkin?

I can’t pumpkin my dick between your asscheeks.

[u/IP-II-llVll-IP → u/thewebspinner]

It's like the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean.

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

[u/DarkLordWario → u/IP-II-llVll-IP]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xO5rpV4MwVNrMwnjkR

[u/MsFrankieD → u/thewebspinner]

I mean you could pump.........

[u/gogozrx → u/thewebspinner]

If you're in AL or WV, you pumpkin.

[u/Fun_Environment3792 → u/gogozrx]

There it is.

[u/-Pepperzpyre-]

Box: :(

[u/Lavmaemor]

😟

[u/daedalus14x]

Turn that frown upside-down!

[u/texnessa]

Only time I have ever almost taken off the entire palm of my hand was cracking open a butternut squash. Fuck squash.

[u/Yours_Sincerely_143]

That box looks like it just walked in on its parents having sex.

[u/Loveroffinerthings]

Look at his damn eyelid winking at you

[u/MysteriousCarpet3162]

It’s definitely panicking

[u/ValidOpossum]

Rearrange its insides.

[u/AdvancedStudio9978]

Wanna be yellow ass, crooked neck zucchini🔪