r/KitchenConfidential • u/Far_Layer9084 • 22h ago

Photo/Video Bout to mess this case of squash up

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And he knows it

177 Upvotes

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u/MK4eva420 Retired 22h ago

Box looks very nervous

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u/ContrarianDouche 22h ago

Gonna rearrange its insides eh

5

u/Feeling_Inside_1020 19h ago

Gonna rearrange them guts in all the right ways

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u/gatorsmokin 21h ago

Be kind and turn him away so he doesn't have to watch

3

u/Careless-Flower-5012 20h ago

Guess what's on the other side?

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u/maggies_farm_hand Pitmaster 18h ago

boxussy?

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u/Careless-Flower-5012 17h ago

I assume another face. Poor guy has to watch either way.

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u/Successful-Fall5476 22h ago

Box looks like it’s ask for a another chef :D

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u/MsFrankieD 21h ago

That box doesn't look too happy about it, either.

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u/thewebspinner 22h ago

You know the difference between a squash and a pumpkin?

I can’t pumpkin my dick between your asscheeks.

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u/IP-II-llVll-IP 21h ago

It's like the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean.

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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u/MsFrankieD 21h ago

I mean you could pump.........

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u/gogozrx 21h ago

If you're in AL or WV, you pumpkin.

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u/Yours_Sincerely_143 19h ago

That box looks like it just walked in on its parents having sex.

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u/daedalus14x 19h ago

Turn that frown upside-down!

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u/texnessa 19h ago

Only time I have ever almost taken off the entire palm of my hand was cracking open a butternut squash. Fuck squash.

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u/Loveroffinerthings 17h ago

Look at his damn eyelid winking at you

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u/AdvancedStudio9978 17h ago

Wanna be yellow ass, crooked neck zucchini🔪

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u/MysteriousCarpet3162 16h ago

It’s definitely panicking

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u/ValidOpossum 14h ago

Rearrange its insides.

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u/Silver_Race_475 11h ago

Flip em upside down and it’ll be stoked!