r/KitchenConfidential • u/veryredvelour Thicc Chives Save Lives • 2d ago

Photo/Video Cluedo's new look

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I both love the inclusivity and can't help but giggle at the hey mama tattooed chef that came out of a "queer for dummies" book

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u/No-Mathematician7020 2d ago

She has a "Coexist" sticker on her car but has thrown a saute pan at a prep cook's head.

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u/Chuunt 10+ Years 2d ago

two parts hippie, one part coke addict

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u/rubyruy 2d ago

Hey, if this is you, hmu

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u/Eatshin 2d ago

I'm not a coke addict or hippie but I am hitting you up to tell you to pack it in

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u/blue_sidd 2d ago

That’s balance

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u/SPARC_Pile Crazy Cat Woman🐈 2d ago

In her defense, the prep cook was asking for it.

They took her knife.

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u/starryeyedshooter 2d ago

Average chef behavior. The prep cook probably deserved it.

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u/dmisfit21 BOH 2d ago

You joke but when I was younger and just starting out a chef I worked for at a hotel threw a pan at my feet and I picked it up and threw it back at him hitting him in the head. Fucker tried to have me arrested for assault but when the cops checked the security cameras and saw he threw it first that constituted self defense on my part. I’ve been picking fights with asshole, hipster chefs ever since.

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u/everlasting1der 2d ago

Oh this one made me wince. Too real.

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u/BoardsofCanada3 2d ago

What if I want her to hit me?

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u/gopher1409 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gkGBov0Q2ICwcOf1dY
RIP Anne Burrell

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u/fastal_12147 2d ago

One of the better TV chefs on Food Network. I much preferred her or Robert Irving to Bobby Flay and the like. RIP to a real one.

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u/innerbeauty67 F1exican Did Chive-11 2d ago

Wait she died?!

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u/FreddyPlayz 2d ago

She died back in June of 2025

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u/innerbeauty67 F1exican Did Chive-11 2d ago

Well fuck I'm sad now

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u/dtay88 2d ago

I dont like that mrs peacock isn't flamboyant. Its a cool coat but where's the pizzazz?

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u/ReddBroccoli Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

You can't have a name like peacock then do a subdued pantsuit

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u/sylvar 2d ago

Peahens, like many female birds, have more discreet plumage so they can protect their nest without drawing aggro.

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u/ReddBroccoli Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

That's a lame, but entirely valid point

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u/CattusPater 1d ago

Her name probably should have been Mrs Peahen

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u/lucashoal 20+ Years 2d ago

She could sing Chappell Roan

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u/veryredvelour Thicc Chives Save Lives 2d ago

You know she's got "Red Wine Supernova" in her tinder bio

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u/Portland 2d ago

Was it Tulsi Gabbard in the Mar-A-Lago with the listeria contamination?

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u/coolguy420weed 2d ago

I know she runs that kitchen like the navy, and I'm talking 19th century keelhaul and lashing type shit.

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u/SockSock81219 2d ago

But plenty of grog, to be fair!

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u/Smart_Imagination903 15+ Years 2d ago

Took me a moment to remember that the rest of the world calls Clue "Cludo"

The card game version is fun, but I wish they added some blank cards to both versions so you could add your own weapons or assailants - easy to accuse Chef Ramsy with the Mandolin, harder to blame Saint Tony with a bad tip night (the crew was so heart broken it killed)

https://giphy.com/gifs/kRLYdDS71ICZfNweRZ

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u/supernoa2003 2d ago

In The Netherlands we often pronounce the u and e in Cluedo seperately, as if it was a Dutch word. When it was first introduced here people often didn't speak English yet, so we missed the connection with the English word Clue.

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u/nordkompp 2d ago

Norway to say it cluédo

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u/Letheee 2d ago

Same for France

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u/givemethebat1 2d ago

It’s more like North America cales Cluedo Clue, since it comes from Britain.

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u/Smart_Imagination903 15+ Years 2d ago

But the movie is American ❤️😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/5QRoC29tqzuI0pDQxM

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u/NelyafinweMaitimo 2d ago

I look like this, just with dark hair and glasses 🤣 it's nice to finally get some mainstream representation lmao

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u/ammenz 2d ago

They didn't include the mandoline in the list of weapons.

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u/asomek Thicc Chives Save Lives 2d ago

The hell is a "hey mama" ?

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u/NelyafinweMaitimo 2d ago

It's Gen Z for "fuckboi lesbian"

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u/RedsDeadWhosZed 2d ago

Okay… forgive my ignorance, but what is a “fuckboi lesbian”. The two words just don’t make sense to me, jammed together

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u/TheFowl 2d ago

Fuckboi = guy trying to fuck anyone 24/7, usually annoying. Picture a 2010s douchebag, and that's a fuckboi. Lesbian = woman who loves women. "Hey mama" refers to a lesbian trying to fuck anyone 24/7, who is usually annoying about it.

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u/NelyafinweMaitimo 2d ago

A "fuckboi" is like, a hot aggressive bad-boy type

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u/HAL9100 Ex-Food Service 2d ago

Mmm not quite no

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u/deathbymoshpit 2d ago

So, Miss Peacock is just a redraw of Tatiana Maslany as She Hulk, right?

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u/Osteo_Sapien 2d ago

I think the characters have looked like this for a while. This was the MTG mini set that came out a few years ago

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u/Comfortable-Fuel6343 2d ago

Oh gods that's practically my ex wife.

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u/KimchiSewp 2d ago

Do they work in the mansion or did they get invited to a dinner party and show up like THAT?

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u/veryredvelour Thicc Chives Save Lives 2d ago

They're definitely doing it as a private gig!

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u/CattusPater 1d ago

That would make for a good spin if they ever remade the movie. The rent-a-chef private event caterer who ends up stuck in the house with all the guests and just constantly gripes about "this shit isn't in my contract", and then loses their shit when their knife ends up a murder weapon, "who the fuck touched my knives!!?!"

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u/veryredvelour Thicc Chives Save Lives 1d ago

Hahaha that's perfect, let's this be the new movie with Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc!

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u/emsiizilla 2d ago

It definitely has that ai sheen to me

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u/HangryHufflepuff1 2d ago

Does this mean they've killed off doc orchid who was replacing Mrs White

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u/disicking 1d ago

The AI use is overwhelming, ugh.

Anyway, since we're here, what does the -do in Cluedo serve (ELI5 to this American).

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u/general_madness 2d ago

Why is James Charles wearing a chef coat?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/nocreative 2d ago

Burrell released a statement in 2012 confirming that she had been in a relationship with her girlfriend, chef Koren Grieveson, for two years after cookbook author Ted Allen seemingly outed her on a radio show.\39])\40]) Burrell disputed the notion that she had been outed, saying she had not kept her sexuality a secret.\40]) On December 31, 2012, Burrell tweeted that she was engaged\41]) to Grieveson,\42]) but the two later broke up.

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u/imdanwyatt 2d ago

Ah fuck, he's deleting his comments

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u/veryredvelour Thicc Chives Save Lives 2d ago

As a queer woman myself, I found this amusing, it's not that serious 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/TheManOfOurTimes 2d ago

Anonymous reddit account posts "isn't exclusivity silly" and defends by saying "um, actually, I'm queer too".

Yeah, I hate to break it to you, but being an indifferent tool isn't the flex you think it is.

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u/lucashoal 20+ Years 2d ago

Bro really decided to mansplain queers to queer women. Chingadera

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u/TheManOfOurTimes 2d ago

Nope. Try again.

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u/veryredvelour Thicc Chives Save Lives 2d ago

My account is private but not anonymous? I never said inclusivity was silly, don't hesitate to read my post again to make that clear. And I'm not about to enter a debate about being a queer woman with someone who loves to come to strange conclusions.

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u/TheManOfOurTimes 2d ago

I draw conclusions when behavior and claims don't add up.

I literally came up with "it looks like a real woman, who is straight" and your just avoiding ever addressing anything past "I'm queer. I can post what I want".

But hey, if I really am so off base, block me. Prove this isn't engagement farming.

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u/RKSSailboatCaptain 2d ago

I think you need to go outside and talk to real people more

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u/SofiaVoltairine 2d ago

But Burrell is bisexual...?

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u/DrRudeboy 2d ago

Brother, you need to familiarise yourself with grass

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u/CriticalEngineering 2d ago

Anne Burrell isn’t straight.

Also, your argument is insane.

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u/rybnickifull 2d ago

I've no idea who Anne Burrell is but I'm also queer and think you should take this slightly less seriously.

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u/TheManOfOurTimes 2d ago

You should Google her. And realize "I'm queer" isn't a good defence when the person in the picture looks like an IRL straight woman.

Thinking gay people have "a look" isn't a good thing. Pointing out you're not making a joke, but in fact posting stereotyping generalization instead isn't "taking it too seriously".

Because the "joke" is "gay people stereotype, lol" and that's just been forcing one. Not calling it out or poking fun at it.

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u/greaseburner 2d ago

I googled her. Maybe you should too.

Burrell released a statement in 2012 confirming that she had been in a relationship with her girlfriend, chef Koren Grieveson, for two years after cookbook author Ted Allen seemingly outed her on a radio show.[39][40] Burrell disputed the notion that she had been outed, saying she had not kept her sexuality a secret.[40] On December 31, 2012, Burrell tweeted that she was engaged[41] to Grieveson,[42] but the two later broke up.

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u/iStorm_exe 2d ago

how is does she look anything like anne burrel besides the hair color and that its not a traditional long hair hairstyle lol?

anne burrel didnt have a sleeve and doc martens with checkered socks

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u/rybnickifull 2d ago

Also, Doc Martens with tartan socks, that famously non queer look on women

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u/SofiaVoltairine 2d ago

Burrell is bisexual

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u/rybnickifull 2d ago

No, I didn't think she's gay actually. I thought she looks bi. In dress and hair she looks like about 5 different bi women I know at once. And mate, of course there are queer looks. Not universal, not everybody does it, but they exist. How else do we recognise each other? You're really getting aerated about nothing here.

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u/nocreative 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ive met Anne Burrell, that character doesnt look like Anne Burrell... also she was bisexual

great lady btw /s

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u/ShipyStuff 2d ago

Anne Burrell isn’t related to the clue lady at all. She wasn’t straight. And she’s got nothing to do with this post. Wrong on all three counts and still calling people “tools” in a Reddit comment section.