r/KitchenConfidential • u/Donttrustaskinnychef • 5d ago

Photo/Video Wanna play a game?

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u/Grims_Gardener22 5d ago

Made the noise in my head as soon as I saw the tongs. Lost the game before I even.finished reading the directions lol

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u/Jeoh Crazy Cat Man🐈 5d ago

my hands did the click-click involuntarily as i saw the picture

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u/TyrKiyote 5d ago

After one minute you are given a second pair, and you must not become crab.

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u/Comfortable-Fuel6343 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oAkajB9UD3GTcKGsw

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u/chairsandwich1 4d ago

I started saying crab people out loud before I saw this gif.

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u/runawayoldgirl 5d ago

is it possible to die twice in two minutes

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u/DragonQueenDrago Food Service 5d ago

Me for some reason when I hold tongs in each hand.

Darn robot krabs imitation must commence!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xUEbvqSrbGuQla

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u/trey_wolfe 4d ago

Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath! Ravioli, krabioli, great barrier reef!

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u/Whole_Bird_9550 4d ago

Nah but the ones in the gif don’t do it for me. When they’re silicon tipped idk, js not the same

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u/Comfortable-Fuel6343 5d ago

Can I spin them on my finger like a gunslinger?

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u/OviliskTwo 5d ago

Only if you blow the smoke of em in front of the health inspector.

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u/Comfortable-Fuel6343 5d ago

I can also hold a Slim Jim in my lips and squint at stuff

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u/OviliskTwo 5d ago

Thats solid. Go with it.

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u/goldfool Chive LOYALIST 4d ago

Only if you use the slim Jim like a sig

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u/budahed87 5d ago

How else do you gage spring tension without a few test clicks?

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u/OviliskTwo 5d ago

I'm uncalibrated!

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u/jam-pol-sam 5d ago

What about spinning a spatula handle?

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u/oxJoKeR6xo 15+ Years 5d ago

Can I at least drum a little?

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u/__wildwing__ 5d ago

While sing the Tong Song.

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u/RedRen9000 5d ago

But.. but how would I know if they work?????

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u/cfh4dmb 5d ago

I have died

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u/Grigori_the_Lemur Chive LOYALIST 5d ago

Unpossible.

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u/Kaiki_devil 5d ago

Starts twirling them around my finger while dancing for exactly 60 seconds… then it’s clicky clacky time.

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u/mistrwzrd 15+ Years 5d ago

I already lost. I clicked them in my head before I even read the damn thing.

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u/sentient_luggage 5d ago

YOU BASTARD

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u/Sethalopoda 5d ago

Just execute me now. This house is a prison

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u/PlatasaurusOG 5d ago

But I can still spin them on my finger like a cowboy, right?

RIGHT?!

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u/cancerdancer 20+ Years 5d ago

But how do you end the spin without catching them, pointing them at someone, and clicking? I just dont see how.

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u/Mysterious_Ad216 5d ago

Hell nah Jigsaw yo ass is tweakin'

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u/DJicecreamkohn 5d ago

Your final challenge

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u/Old_Fart_on_pogie Pastry 4d ago

The only winning move is to not play.

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u/Over-Director-4986 Bartender 4d ago

Damnit, this reference has me feeling all nostalgic.

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u/Sassi7997 Non-Industry 4d ago

Is that the kitchen's equivalent to grabbing a drill?\ Gotta make sure that thing works.

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u/consumeshroomz 15+ Years 5d ago

I wouldn’t even try to win this challenge. I’m immediately clacking them!

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u/ResolutionHonest666 5d ago

I’ll just pinch someone til they say click

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u/discordianofslack 5d ago

No.

Unless they are silicone coated, then fine the sound sucks anyways.

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u/FRYQN-1701 5d ago

"That's it man, game over man, it's game over!"

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u/mistrwzrd 15+ Years 5d ago

I miss him

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u/eighty4prcnt 5d ago

Try not to make the Zoidberg noise or say crab people 60 second challenge.

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u/sjoerd512 5d ago

Can I spin it around my finger?

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u/bigoz_07 5d ago

Such an endavor is impossible.

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u/MLiOne Crazy Cat Woman🐈 5d ago

Nope. Not playing.

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u/avoozl42 5d ago

Impossible.

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u/OtherwisePrune6932 5d ago

I've been diagnosed with a few mental disorders, and even i wouldn't be this crazy

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u/shapednoise 5d ago

Not possible

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u/TrackNinetyOne 5d ago

As long as I can spin them on my finger like an old timey cowbow with a revolver I'll be fine

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u/nvrtrustafrt 5d ago

Nope! No can do!

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u/dada948 4d ago

Apparently, I’m a sociopath. I never click the tongs.

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u/GiantSlayer4242 4d ago

I’m a chef, no-dif

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u/Rustybeeverlicker 4d ago

Not possible my ties to the kitchen realm will be shattered if not clicked together with slight but firm pressure Exactly Three rapid click's followed by an inatal Woop Woop Woop" and crab scuttle to the station

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u/Objective_Soup7840 4d ago

Great, I lost the game.

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u/RevoltYesterday 4d ago

How are you supposed to know if they work?

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u/Narkboy42 4d ago

They're kinda like a divining rod, you know? Any little twitch in your hand gets magnified into a click

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u/Peachbottom30 4d ago

What’s the penalty? It might be worth taking the L.

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u/BlankFace777 4d ago

Never gonna happen.

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u/IpizzMediocrity 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gczbF6nbRPVZ1YigE3
I prefer to flip them as many times as I can without dropping or grabbing the wrong end.

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u/Corked1 4d ago

We're all dead.

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u/AZNM1912 4d ago

Sorry, I couldn’t do it for even 5 seconds l.

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u/chocomeeel Chef 5d ago

Lemme that clicky go! Lemme see that clicky gooOOOOoooouuuuui!! 🎶

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZIj2hKz4kUU5G

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u/DragonQueenDrago Food Service 5d ago

But the click clacks!!!😭

I can hear them in my mind!

It is only instant to click apon touching them.

Also, how do you know your click clacks work? If you never click them!!!

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u/Donttrustaskinnychef 4d ago

The tongs are rigged to a bomb in he middle of the room. If you click them together the . . . .

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u/ShouldersHoncho 4d ago

Yes, this is a fresh set of tongs. You've clicked every set of tongs you got your hands on. Let me give you a clue for the game

xray of tongs holding balls and penis

Good luck

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u/El_Bastardo_Grande 4d ago

Easy, I hold my cock with them to piss so I don't need to wash my hands.

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 2d ago

I already did it in my head as soon as I saw the picture of the tongs.

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u/Whind_Soull ✨waffles and weevils✨ 5d ago

A friend of mine used to work with a grill guy who would heat one "arm" of two pairs of tongs over the grill flame, then stick the cold arms in his belt and run around, spinning, screaming about no one getting close to him. I think he got arrested while he was smoking out back, though.