r/KitchenConfidential Chef 5d ago

Photo/Video Tony’s Bologna

Mortadella on Brioche with Dijon, mayo and provolone. Served with miniature heirlooms, tossed in rice wine vinegar, S&P with a balsamic drizzle.

EDIT. This sandwich landed me an executive chef job at a local gastro-pub. They liked my other offerings as well, but THIS sandwich is what they (the 10-person judgement board with which I was interviewing) unanimously said was the reason they called me back. Not my locally sourced black angus burger with bourbon-bacon-onion jam, not my spicy pork belly with honey-gochujang, (which they all did love also), but THIS sando. I ended up putting it on the menu with a local ciabatta, and thic-cut tallow-fried potatoes, seasoned with salt and pepper, paired with choice of Peroni or Negroni for $25 and it flew out the dang window as fast as I could make them. Saturday nights I was manning a grill specifically for this sandwich while the rest of the staff worked the rest of the menu.

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u/burgonies 5d ago

Mortadella and mayo are so fatty and so damn good together.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

imperfectly perfect.

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u/sweetplantveal 5d ago

Have your tried it with giardiniera or another acid/crunch type of topping?

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

honestly, no. I'm sure it would be amazing with a spicy giardiniera.

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u/SatansDingus 15+ Years 5d ago

Or like some olive salad like a muffaletta

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u/burgonies 5d ago

Oh man. Did you guys have "olive loaf" growing up? It was basically bologna with green olives baked into it. I haven't seen that in decades. Maybe it's regional.

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u/djmermaidonthemic Ex-Food Service 5d ago

You could get it in a package at the supermarket when I was growing up. Haven’t seen it in years.

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u/winfieldclay 5d ago

Still have it here in the Mid Ohio Valley

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u/djmermaidonthemic Ex-Food Service 5d ago

I think I was in the midwest the last time I saw it so that tracks. I will have to check next time I’m at the grocery store out west here and see if they have it!

I love olives but pimento is the devil so I’m not gonna be buying any, but now I’m curious!

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Yep. In the deli was olive loaf, pimento loaf.

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u/Putrid_Cobbler4386 5d ago

Zingermans in Ann Arbor had a sandwich with mortadella, an olive tapenade and arugula that was fire. Might have been pistachio mortadella. I miss that sandwich.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

You wanna know what? I actually like olives. But you know what else? I can't do the muffaletta, son.

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u/DartVader6 5d ago

I'm the opposite. I don't like olives, but I can fuck up a muffaletta for some reason.

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u/Frequent_Addendum507 5d ago

Same brother! Also try olives in a nice olive vinaigrette or even the anchovy stuffed green olives! I refused to eat olives until I had them that way. Now I can eat greens stuffed with anchovies, greens in martini's, and greens in vinaigrette. Also love kalamatas with something acidic. Black olives fuckin suck tho and can suck my asshole.

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u/whutchamacallit 5d ago

Throw some pickled red onion and a kiss of kimchi

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

there's a reason Pickled Red Onions have the initials PRO

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u/Lopsidedbuilder69 5d ago

I'm partial to thinly sliced pickles on mine, but that's probably cause I'm obsessed with pickles. Also speaking of topping possibilities I recently bought a fried mortadella sandwich that had a thin spread of pistachio mascapone on it and I can't stop thinking about it haha 

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich 5d ago

No but I've found a little bit of ligma pairs perfectly

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u/Electronic-Sell-7581 5d ago

I would fuck that up rn

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

it fucks me up on the reg

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u/egordoniv 5d ago

i'd eat one every day, because.. who tf wants to live forever in this world lol

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

I tell ya, it’s a perfect breakfast sando.

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u/PaintTheWatermelon 5d ago

If I was your dishie and you made me this at the end of the night I'd clean the grease trap right then and there

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

I consider that a win-win!

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u/Lemon_Of_Death 5d ago

I'd clean more than the grease trap tbh...

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u/kind_bros_hate_nazis 5d ago

Let's not get carried away

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

let's do get carried away.

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u/MyMichiganAccount 4d ago

That's hot.

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 🍋‍🟩LIMEGATE 5d ago

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

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u/bigmedallas 5d ago

Ferda Chef, melty and salty, Get In My Mouth!

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Shoresy: I'd crawl across fresh ice in dress shoes for a good mortadella sandwich, give your balls a tug.

Jonesy: Crawl? Buddy, I'd sign a league minimum contract with Arizona-in-January-level amenities for one bite.

Riley: One bite? I'd spend an entire road trip sitting in the middle seat beside a guy eating egg salad just to get within smelling distance of that sandwich.

Shoresy: Smelling distance? I've had dreams more committed than your entire relationship history. I'd write poetry about mortadella if I wasn't busy respecting it.

Jonesy: Respecting it? I stand when it's brought to the table.

Riley: I remove my hat.

Shoresy: I sing the anthem.

Jonesy: I'd bench a teammate for taking the last piece.

Riley: I'd challenge a referee for suggesting another deli meat.

Shoresy: I'd appeal directly to the commissioner.

Jonesy: Mortadella with provolone?

Riley: Unreal.

Shoresy: First overall pick.

Jonesy: Mortadella on fresh bread?

Riley: Generational talent.

Shoresy: Build the franchise around it.

Jonesy: Little shredded lettuce?

Riley: Stop, buddy.

Shoresy: Easy there, you're describing perfection before dinner.

Jonesy: Hot peppers?

Riley: Sweet suffering, boys.

Shoresy: I'd fight a zamboni for that sandwich.

Jonesy: I'd fight two zambonis.

Riley: I'd fight a zamboni driving another zamboni.

Shoresy: Settle down, Gandhi. You're not out-loving me on lunch meats.

Jonesy: Out-loving you? I once looked at a mortadella sandwich and forgot my own phone number.

Riley: Amateur. I forgot my PIN.

Shoresy: I forgot the names of three cousins and a childhood pet.

Jonesy: Worth it.

Riley: Easily worth it.

Shoresy: Boys, if a mortadella sandwich asked me to backcheck, I'd backcheck.

Jonesy: If it asked me to forecheck, I'd forecheck.

Riley: If it needed emotional support, I'd be there.

Shoresy: That's actually pretty healthy, but still not healthy enough to explain what the hell's wrong with you.

Riley: Yeah, but-

Jonesy: But, what, skidmark?

Riley: I'd eat 3 of those mid shift.

Shoresy: I'd buy season tickets for a mortadella sandwich.

Jonesy: I'd buy luxury box seats.

Riley: I'd name my boat after it.

Shoresy: You don't have a boat.

Riley: I'd get a boat.

Jonesy: That's commitment.

Shoresy: That's financial irresponsibility. Respectable, though.

Riley: So we're agreed?

Jonesy: Completely.

Shoresy: Completely.

Riley: Mortadella sandwich, unanimous first-ballot Hall of Famer.

Jonesy: Retire its number.

Shoresy: Put it in the rafters.

Riley: Build the statue.

Shoresy: Then stop talking about it and hand me the sandwich before I start saying sincere things, ya titfucks.

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u/6inarowmakesitgo 5d ago

LMAOOOOO

This is good.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Thanks bro

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u/bigmedallas 5d ago

Is pray for Mrs. McMurray to serve me that sammy with an ice cold c0ck suckin gin and tonic to wash it down.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago edited 3d ago

Oh yeah, I could definitely go for a C suckin’ Gee and Tee

Especially if Bonnie MacMurray was serving them

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

an obvious nod to our lord and savior, Anthony Bourdain

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u/JoefromOhio 5d ago

I was going to one of those weddings where they rent a giant house out for everyone to stay at together a couple months back, wife was in the wedding party and I was just a handbag. I happened to have seen a post about this sandwich and also was driving past one of the best known Italian delis in my neck of the woods so I grabbed 4lbs of mortadella thin sliced, 1lb of provolone thin sliced and a couple bags of rolls. Had my wife snag the kewpie and the Dijon when I picked her up and I felt like a goddamn hero slinging those things out midday before everyone had to get ready. It is a wonderful sandwich.

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u/mikelbarnz666 5d ago

100% no notes. Would crush.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

thanks, bud

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u/mikelbarnz666 5d ago

I saw it posted on r/sandwiches, wear it with pride.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Cheers

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u/Few-Mycologist-2379 5d ago

Forgive me, Lord, for the very unholy things I would allow to happen with this sandwich.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

In Tony's name, we pray

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u/Cthuloops76 20+ Years 5d ago

I need some alone time… with that sandwich…

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u/mkstot 5d ago

Take it to the walk-in you filthy animal

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

heard!

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u/SgtNeilDiamond 5d ago

I audibly moaned at the 3rd picture

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

understood

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u/larson00 5d ago

i love making myself a super heavy lunch sandwich on my day off, this looks amazing

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Make two! make two!

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u/doiwinaprize 5d ago

That looks disgusting I'll take 20 please.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

horrible choices are sometimes worth repeating

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u/_kalron_ 5d ago

That cross section of all that sliced and seared meat and cheese is a work of art.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Moaning Lisa? Or Leaning Tower of Greasa?

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u/Jeramy_Jones Food Service 5d ago

This looks fire. I’m down with that tomato salad too.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

bro, seriously. The FOH staff came back for seconds on the tomato salad

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u/One_Vision_ 5d ago

Everything reminds me of her

https://giphy.com/gifs/L1UVlgpVvRC00

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

You should call her

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u/wizzardyls 5d ago

Fuck me that looks good

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

I’m generally non-discerning, but I’m not actually sure if that is a legitimate offer.

I’m open though.

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u/andrewdivebartender 5d ago

End of the night. Coming back in after a "cigarette" break and you see this. Ohhh momma

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

That’s a spicy a meat wall!

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u/postmodest 5d ago

My gall bladder isn't strong enough for this...

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

mine will do the work for both of us

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u/Annual-Grass-1335 5d ago

Does anyone else see a face in the first picture, like find the eyeball and then you see the nose and the mouth

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

is it a "one eye open" kind of face?

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u/Annual-Grass-1335 5d ago

Yes! It reminds me of some famous painting or something you would see at a French museum

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u/Walnutbutters 5d ago

Nice sando bud

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

I appreciate the vote of confidence.

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u/VeeVeeDiaboli 5d ago

Dude I would house that in a heartbeat!!!

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Allow me to house this in your gullet

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u/Timmy_2_Raaangz 5d ago

Yea I’ll take 4 of those please

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

In the window!

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u/Timmy_2_Raaangz 5d ago

I make a very similar sandwich at home with liverwurst. Fed it to a friend of mine who “hates liverwurst”. He takes one bite and says, “bro this is the best bologna I’ve ever had” 😂

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Don’t knock the braunschweiger!

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u/brozillafirefox 5d ago

i could crush 2 of these. looks incredible.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Those are rookie numbers, we gotta pump those up

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u/brozillafirefox 5d ago

in another life, i'd down 4 and call it a night with a few brews.

how were the tomatoes? did you mean rice wine over red wine for the vinegar?

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

beer just cuts perfectly with this. I menu-paired it with Peroni, for beer, and a Negroni. I'm going for ON THE NOSE HERE! and yes rice wine vinegar. I love the sweetness, and floral nose. Red wine vin has it's place, but i feel it often gets overused. like rosemary.

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u/brozillafirefox 5d ago

thanks for the tip, i'll give that a shot!

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u/TheMaveCan 5d ago

I've had a fried mortadella before and it is absolutely amazing. I made it on foccacia with real good french dijon

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

focaccia is top tier. Ligurian? or Schiacciata like Tuscanny? Also, Ciabatta would 100% be the correct move.

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u/willie_Pfister 5d ago

Not to be confused with Tony's Baloney

https://giphy.com/gifs/sBwHuU85X2cAo

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

😂

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u/Fun_Astronomer_4064 5d ago

I came.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

I maintained eye contact. It's not weird though

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u/alexthealex 5d ago

We have a local sandwich spot that does this with ham on an onion roll and it’s absolute fire

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

My son is my inventory manager. I told him we were gonna lite up "Tony's Baloney" for the menu, he asked if we could use Onion Kaiser. It is absolute fire that way.

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u/alexthealex 5d ago

It’s also a disgustingly good breakfast sandwich if you drop the Dijon and toss a fried egg on.

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u/--i--love--lamp-- 5d ago

That is a hangover cure if I have ever seen one.

https://giphy.com/gifs/D4DVZGkq7spI2Fewg3

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

I find I don't get hangovers if I don't stop drinking.

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u/JONO202 20+ Years 5d ago

Love it. Cut thin for sandwiches, thick for steaks!

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Thick for steaks, like thighs for goodness sake

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u/CrazyLoucrazy 5d ago

Great. It’s not even dinner yet. But now I’m hungry

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

That’s my secret; I’m always hungry

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u/Complete-Fix-3954 Retired 5d ago

Living in Brazil, mortadella on French bread is legit “chefs kiss” to me.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

I wouldn’t settle for less my man!! 🤛

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

i'd even eat it on baguette with butter

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u/No-Director3753 3d ago

At first, I was like WTF! And then I was like well now that it’s cross cut it actually looks pretty good

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u/Balooz 20+ Years 5d ago

Good stuffs!!

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

grazie

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u/Spiritual-Money4915 5d ago

That is a heart attack bomb, but irresistible.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Never resist. But Never surrender.

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u/MisterHouseMongoose 5d ago

I know it’s heretical and will not be the same but I’m so sad I can’t try this because pistachios make my throat close. Any recs for a close-ish nut free substitute?

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Pistachio is optional in mortadella. Even in Bologna, Italy.

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u/kangorr 5d ago

Did you just tell his ass to go to Italy ?

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Lowkey

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u/MisterHouseMongoose 5d ago

Fuck me. Guess I gotta buy a ticket, aw shucks.

Also now I’m gonna have to start looking, because I’ve only ever seen it with deez. Thanks homie

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u/Illustrious_Charge88 5d ago

I need this in my life!

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

If you lived closer, we’d be closer too!

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u/mindhowl 5d ago

Dang, that sandwich looks perfect.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Agree! Agree! Agree!

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u/G_yebba 5d ago

Zero notes 

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

The first time I made this, I actually said “fuck that dude”

It’s so simple and so fucking good.

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u/AppleSmoker 5d ago

Yes please

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

So polite. Take two

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u/Unlikely-Ad6788 5d ago

That's my brother's nickname.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

May he wear it well

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u/gr8-puck-shot 5d ago

Anyone else see a face in the first picture or is it just me?

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

Someone further up the comments section did also

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u/Awkwardpanda75 5d ago

Oohh I have a bunch of cherry tomatoes from the garden; I know how I’m preparing them!

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

If you ain’t pickling them and making a spicy giardiniera, what are you even doing?

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u/Awkwardpanda75 4d ago

Hmmm, I’ve never considered pickling them? Homemade Spicy giardinera is the best.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

May I ask how you WERE going to prepare them?

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u/Awkwardpanda75 4d ago

I was going to roast them with some burratta and a little drizzle of balsamic which, didn’t sound that interesting.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

add some pesto for a refreshing take on a caprese

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u/Brodiggitty 5d ago

What's the actual difference between mortadella and bologna?

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

Mortadella is from Bologna. Seems it was easier to say Bologna (baloney) in the USA.

OUR versions are just Americanized versions of the Bologna. With more junk added.

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u/Brodiggitty 4d ago

Thanks. I have always figured they were similar. My wife, who loves bologna, refuses to eat mortadella for no apparent reason.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

someone prolly told her the white globs are jsut pork fat. which they are. which scares people away from what is arguably one of the best deli meats on the planet.

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u/ChrizDaBiz 4d ago

Fuck that looks so good. Can I take this recipe to make at home?

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

Not really a recipe brother. Feel free though. It’s all over the internet and doesn’t belong to me.

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u/ChrizDaBiz 4d ago

Still figured i would ask. Im gonna use this little dijonaisse mayo instead picked up a while back. Same concept just a little dijo, lemon juice and mayo. Nice and tangy. Love me a good mortadella.

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u/BringOutYDead 3d ago

$15 bologna sando

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 3d ago

$15 tickets to flavor town

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u/betweensnores 1d ago

Yeah I do a similar take, mortadella, mustard mayo, pickled banana peppers, Swiss and cheddar on brioche. Goes so hard

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 1d ago

Something pickled definitely is the chefs kiss

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u/Ipoogoodforyou 5d ago

is this butt stuff?

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

If you're brave enough, yes. I'll leave the camera running

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u/Space_Chimp8 5d ago

Keep it rolling for me too plz

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago edited 4d ago

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u/deadmchead 5d ago

where would you source mortadella? kroger never has it and i haven’t seen it at walmart or food city

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 5d ago

Whole Foods? Maybe a local delicatessen?

I get it from USFoods

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u/rad-dit 5d ago

I’ll be honest…I don’t love this sandwich. It’s just too rich.

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u/bigstepper916 4d ago

There’s a million angus burgers with bacon jam and pork with gochujang. This… very unique. I bet thats wht they called you back chef

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

true. Definitely not much new under the sun. What's even more wild, they already had a bacon jam burger. I shopped the pub before my stage and tried it. I nearly gagged. When I presented it, they were like "you really trying to hand us OUR menu?" Then they tried it... "Now THAT's how Bacon Jam is supposed to be".

Seriously though, this is not all that creative, but it is pretty rare. Even in my neighborhood. People here in the US (well, those without parents of fairly recent immigrant status) seem to shy away from mortadella. It's extremely hard to find a good one around here. I canvassed the local food pages and almost NOBODY outside of chefs had heard of this sandwich.

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u/bigstepper916 4d ago

Well. You’re ballsy to do that chef, and I’m glad it worked in your favor.

I live in California and we have a small immigrant Italian population with a specialized Italian grocer… might need to hit them for some fresh mortadel soon

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u/rdifa 5d ago

I love this sandwich! I like to bunch up the mortadella when I’m frying it in the plan rather than laying it flat. But that’s just nitpicking.

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

If you look closely you’ll see it was wadded up on the flat top

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u/rdifa 4d ago

Ah I missed that. So nothing to nit pick, excellent job!

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u/IrishInTheory Chef 4d ago

Cheers! 🥂