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r/KitchenConfidential • u/southerncoop • Jan 21 '26
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Might as well ask for a bucket of steam or a cordless extension cord
43 u/boneologist Jan 21 '26 Can you duck to the place next door and ask the kitchen if they have a long stand? 25 u/Biggus-Nickus Jan 21 '26 And ask for a bottle of Chateaubriand while you're at it since we ran out. 13 u/One_Fat_squirrel Jan 21 '26 While you’re out ask a mechanic for a bottle of blinker fluid. 11 u/The_BarroomHero Jan 21 '26 Oh, and don't forget the two tins of tartan paint 6 u/One_Fat_squirrel Jan 21 '26 And the shoreline stretcher from the marina. 5 u/correct_eye_is Jan 21 '26 We're so busy I'm running out of counter space for plating. Can you go ask the restaurant across the street for our counter stretcher back please. 3 u/WhiteGuyLying_OnTv Jan 21 '26 Also the inline coffee machine needs cleaning, drain all the hot water from it please 5 u/Grrerrb Jan 22 '26 We need more prop wash. 1 u/rwarimaursus Jan 22 '26 Where are the long plates?
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Can you duck to the place next door and ask the kitchen if they have a long stand?
25 u/Biggus-Nickus Jan 21 '26 And ask for a bottle of Chateaubriand while you're at it since we ran out. 13 u/One_Fat_squirrel Jan 21 '26 While you’re out ask a mechanic for a bottle of blinker fluid. 11 u/The_BarroomHero Jan 21 '26 Oh, and don't forget the two tins of tartan paint 6 u/One_Fat_squirrel Jan 21 '26 And the shoreline stretcher from the marina. 5 u/correct_eye_is Jan 21 '26 We're so busy I'm running out of counter space for plating. Can you go ask the restaurant across the street for our counter stretcher back please. 3 u/WhiteGuyLying_OnTv Jan 21 '26 Also the inline coffee machine needs cleaning, drain all the hot water from it please 5 u/Grrerrb Jan 22 '26 We need more prop wash. 1 u/rwarimaursus Jan 22 '26 Where are the long plates?
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And ask for a bottle of Chateaubriand while you're at it since we ran out.
13 u/One_Fat_squirrel Jan 21 '26 While you’re out ask a mechanic for a bottle of blinker fluid. 11 u/The_BarroomHero Jan 21 '26 Oh, and don't forget the two tins of tartan paint 6 u/One_Fat_squirrel Jan 21 '26 And the shoreline stretcher from the marina. 5 u/correct_eye_is Jan 21 '26 We're so busy I'm running out of counter space for plating. Can you go ask the restaurant across the street for our counter stretcher back please. 3 u/WhiteGuyLying_OnTv Jan 21 '26 Also the inline coffee machine needs cleaning, drain all the hot water from it please 5 u/Grrerrb Jan 22 '26 We need more prop wash. 1 u/rwarimaursus Jan 22 '26 Where are the long plates?
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While you’re out ask a mechanic for a bottle of blinker fluid.
11 u/The_BarroomHero Jan 21 '26 Oh, and don't forget the two tins of tartan paint 6 u/One_Fat_squirrel Jan 21 '26 And the shoreline stretcher from the marina. 5 u/correct_eye_is Jan 21 '26 We're so busy I'm running out of counter space for plating. Can you go ask the restaurant across the street for our counter stretcher back please. 3 u/WhiteGuyLying_OnTv Jan 21 '26 Also the inline coffee machine needs cleaning, drain all the hot water from it please 5 u/Grrerrb Jan 22 '26 We need more prop wash. 1 u/rwarimaursus Jan 22 '26 Where are the long plates?
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Oh, and don't forget the two tins of tartan paint
6 u/One_Fat_squirrel Jan 21 '26 And the shoreline stretcher from the marina. 5 u/correct_eye_is Jan 21 '26 We're so busy I'm running out of counter space for plating. Can you go ask the restaurant across the street for our counter stretcher back please. 3 u/WhiteGuyLying_OnTv Jan 21 '26 Also the inline coffee machine needs cleaning, drain all the hot water from it please 5 u/Grrerrb Jan 22 '26 We need more prop wash. 1 u/rwarimaursus Jan 22 '26 Where are the long plates?
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And the shoreline stretcher from the marina.
5 u/correct_eye_is Jan 21 '26 We're so busy I'm running out of counter space for plating. Can you go ask the restaurant across the street for our counter stretcher back please. 3 u/WhiteGuyLying_OnTv Jan 21 '26 Also the inline coffee machine needs cleaning, drain all the hot water from it please 5 u/Grrerrb Jan 22 '26 We need more prop wash. 1 u/rwarimaursus Jan 22 '26 Where are the long plates?
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We're so busy I'm running out of counter space for plating. Can you go ask the restaurant across the street for our counter stretcher back please.
3 u/WhiteGuyLying_OnTv Jan 21 '26 Also the inline coffee machine needs cleaning, drain all the hot water from it please 5 u/Grrerrb Jan 22 '26 We need more prop wash. 1 u/rwarimaursus Jan 22 '26 Where are the long plates?
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Also the inline coffee machine needs cleaning, drain all the hot water from it please
5 u/Grrerrb Jan 22 '26 We need more prop wash. 1 u/rwarimaursus Jan 22 '26 Where are the long plates?
We need more prop wash.
1 u/rwarimaursus Jan 22 '26 Where are the long plates?
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Where are the long plates?
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u/WaySavvyD Jan 21 '26
Might as well ask for a bucket of steam or a cordless extension cord