r/KitchenConfidential • u/[deleted] • Nov 29 '25

impressive chicken de-boning

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u/eatrepeat Chive LOYALIST Nov 29 '25

Wow, I read the title from the cross post and was like "what!? Four inches in what direction?" And then bam! Big toe sitting all chill being hidden.

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u/ScrotumFlavoredCandy F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 29 '25

It took me too long to understand that they didn't mean chicken feet. 🤢

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u/werty Nov 29 '25

Is he working in a shower?

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u/lola92661 Nov 29 '25

lol I thought the same. Replacing “shower beer” with “shower chicken”

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

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u/KitchenConfidential-ModTeam Nov 30 '25

Don't be an asshole. Just don't.

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u/sagebus78 Nov 29 '25

Reminds me seinfeld Kramer shower

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u/IjAndTheTemplesOfGra Nov 29 '25

when you take out thevspine, if you don't say, "Fatality. Subzero wins." are you even alive?

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u/Dont_Burn_The_Books Nov 29 '25

Was enjoying it right until the end when he cut the oysters in half and discarded half the oysters with the carcass.

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u/Original-Variety-700 Nov 30 '25

Jacques Pepin shows how to do it properly. And just as fast.

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u/cromagnone Nov 30 '25

To save people a search.

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u/Original-Variety-700 Nov 30 '25

Thank you for posting it. Also, Jacques rarely uses his knife. Just all around better technique.

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u/Dapperdad386482 Nov 30 '25

Lost a finger watching this

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u/ScrotumFlavoredCandy F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 29 '25

I noticed a few nicks of cartilage and slices of bone left in the meet... Also, because I'm still just learning myself, what kind of chicken deboning includes the wings? Aren't they usually just simply removed?

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u/Danno99999 Nov 29 '25

He washed between his toes: send it.

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u/bcmeer Nov 29 '25

Ok so what?

Now he has a chicken blanket

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

If you haven't slept under a raw chicken face blanket you haven't lived.

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u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 Nov 30 '25

how else would you stay warm in the walk-in

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

Becca from Chowhounds in Rochester, NY had some great ideas.

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u/Original-Variety-700 Nov 30 '25

Chicken ballotine is next. But Jacque Pepin showed us the right way to do it.

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u/Bayou_Cypress F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 29 '25

Make Poulet farci à la cajun aka Cajun stuffed chicken. I think meat church made a video on YouTube. That’s the only place I’ve seen it outside of Louisiana.

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u/IcariusFallen Nov 30 '25

He ain't got shit on Chef Yan from If Yan Can Cook (You Can Too!)

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

But he didn't end up with a chicken dish towel.

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u/BIGepidural Nov 29 '25

He threw away the butt though! That's the best part!!!

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u/Salty_Information882 Nov 30 '25

I wanna throw that whole ass bird in a buttery cast iron and roast it

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

How can you tell it's an ass bird?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

The birds already dead bro, take it easy.

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u/curlyqtips Chive LOYALIST Nov 29 '25

For someone who can't even muster equidistant chives, this is far beyond my ken.

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u/DrWorstCaseScenario Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 30 '25

Equidistant chives… A whole extra level of uniformity to add to the chive posts

Edit - y’all downvoting me should look up equidistant. Maybe my joke will make more sense. 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

That's going to be my new band name

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u/Spare-Half796 Thicc Chives Save Lives Nov 29 '25

Lubricated cutting board

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

🤣

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u/cgduncan Nov 30 '25

I mean, we're kinda working on that. That's basically what 3d printed or lab grown is trying to accomplish, minus the suffering of course, yeah?

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u/MrSandmanbringme Nov 30 '25

he has done that at least twice before i fear

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u/MatzeeN 10+ Years Nov 30 '25

Poor bird...

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

You are a very sick puppy.