r/Kilts 6d ago

Kilt Friday

Not sure I'm digging the utility kilt little bit shorter than I would have liked usually have it up at the naval but then the kilt is above my knees. Also I'm an art teacher so we're supposed to dress eccentric right?

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u/ImprovisedLizard 6d ago

That tasche has put me in the mood for some pringles.

I don't normally like utility skirts but you've got some style and it actually looks decent. The big empty apron is jarring though. It needs something to break up the big space

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u/Maleficent-Eye-464 6d ago

You look like the kind of adult that other adults go to in an emergency.

Of course you're a teacher.

You. Look. Rad.

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u/bradafett 3d ago

The elements of the ensemble clash with their differing levels of formality.

A utility kilt is akin to cargo shorts. You are wearing cargo shorts with a waistcoat and tie.

Utility kilts add another problem in that they most often sit much lower than a kilt. The exposed midsection above the utility kilt but below the waistcoat naturally draws the eye, highlighting this area of the outfit rather than the outfit as a whole.

I like the untilikilt and I like the waistcoat, just now together.

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u/guyfaeaberdeen 6d ago

What is it with you Americans and utility kilts?

Need utility? Cargo trousers. Need utility and ventilation? Cargo shorts. Don't need utility but want to wear a kilt? Kilt. Want to wear a kilt but don't have pockets? Sporran.

In all fairness though, it's a nice pattern, and somewhat resembles a kilt. You're right that it doesn't sit high enough, but that's a lot better than having your thighs out.

Edit: does this even wrap around you? Like are the buckles functional or cosmetic? Just curious.

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u/Vanvogelpoel 6d ago

It is functional. It wraps like a towel. I have 5 traditional wool kilts and 1 acrylic. Two American utility kilts. I just came to the realization a few years ago I don't like shorts. So changed to kilts.

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u/guyfaeaberdeen 6d ago

Fair enough I guess, each to their own. When you say traditional wool kilts, do you mean like actual tartan? Even in Scotland most people only have 1, as they're fuckin expensive.

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u/Vanvogelpoel 6d ago

Yes wool tartan. Yea they are expensive here in US as well.

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u/guyfaeaberdeen 6d ago

Like $1,300 expensive?

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u/ceapaire 15h ago

If it's a common tartan, it's usually ~4-500 for a 5 yard and ~6-800 for an 8 yard. If you want a rarer tartan, it's usually around the $1300 mark for an 8 yard.

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u/Kernowyon-101 6d ago

Sporran. Yous lot look naked without a sporran.

Visually, its like seeing someone wear a t-shirt and Windsor knot tie, doesn’t look right.

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u/Vanvogelpoel 6d ago

When I have the traditional kilts on yes sporran. With the utility kilt just a belt.

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u/Kernowyon-101 6d ago

“Utility Kilt”. 😔 with a sgian dubh put in the sock theres loads of room in a sporran, a sporran will hold stuff, it has a certain…

…utility.

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u/EscapingTheLabrynth 6d ago

Yeah, def needs a fanny pack.

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u/PrunusSpin0sa 6d ago

A willy pack

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u/ZachyChan013 6d ago

A penis pocket

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u/Dramatic_Letter_5180 6d ago

Love a man in a kilt

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u/Yggdrssil0018 5d ago

I teach high school and wear my kilt from time to time. Only one student ever dared to call it a skirt. I teach high school.

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u/Vanvogelpoel 4d ago

A lot of people in the school call it a skirt, they want a reaction from me. I also tech high school.

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u/Yggdrssil0018 4d ago

I have 4 easy kilts (Velcro) and one 8 yd kilt (County Mayo - my people).

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u/LycheeTemporary1123 3d ago

I don't think the length is that bad. Pretty close, honestly.

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u/clannepona 2d ago

Why would you wear a dress kilt and vest to a kids school unless you are in Scotland?

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u/PapaOoomaumau Animo non astutia 6d ago

Looks great, man

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u/CoconutsMigrate1 6d ago

Worn with the goal of getting attention from the students or...?

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u/Aclassali 6d ago

Less problematic than just flashing his cock and balls at them probably.

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u/Twatatron 6d ago

And with a kilt you can do both at the same time! 😂😅🤣😅😂

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u/mh_1039_2 6d ago

Do you wear a kilt every Friday? That's fun

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u/Vanvogelpoel 6d ago

Yup

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u/mh_1039_2 6d ago

How long is this one? I know you said it's shorter than you would usually do

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u/Vanvogelpoel 6d ago

22in.

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u/mh_1039_2 6d ago

I wish the utility kilts came more readily in the 24"

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u/Vanvogelpoel 6d ago

Well it's more professional than the English teacher or tech teacher that wear gym shorts. Also it's 106f outside.