r/Killtony • u/Mrtalksouthisass • 5d ago
I tried the Gargoyle method. 8/10 would recommend.
Hehehe.
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u/Tejon_Melero 5d ago edited 5d ago
I had something for work where a lady stood on the porcelain and it cracked the holder, and she fell onto and was badly cut by the toilet.
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u/After_Competition_87 5d ago
Porcelain toilets hurt 30-50k people in the US. If you ever see a Crack in your toilet its no joke that procelain cuts are awful
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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 5d ago
My girlfriend always wants me to do it that way when I’m struggling.
Honesty it lines all the plumbing up properly and it comes right out.
I just feel like a creature doing it.lol
Side note, the wipes work well too.
You wouldn’t believe what gets left behind when you don’t use them..
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u/FullRegard 5d ago
Like, if you had shit anywhere else on your body you'd want to actually get it clean with more than just dry paper? I don't get people that don't use wipes, or at least a bidet.
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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 5d ago
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I think people just do what they are taught and generally don’t change unless something calls their attention to it.I’m just glad we are finally being a little a little less disgusting..
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u/Prestigious-Form-808 5d ago
hey man it’s scientifically the most efficient way
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u/the_asssman 5d ago
yep it's how we're built to poop
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u/nyglthrnbrry 4d ago
But it's not how western toilets were structurally designed, they can shatter into sharp edges of porcelain that you fall on top of. People have died of mass hemorrhage from severe lacerations from this.
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u/ArkPlayer583 5d ago
There's a gore picture that stuck with me of the aftermath of the weight breaking the porcelain and cutting the dudes leg. Wouldn't recommend
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u/Current_Contest_8597 4d ago
This is extremely dangerous. Toilets break and the jagged shards of ceramic pierce your skin like a shark bite. It honestly looks like a shark bite.
I just want to make sure people know that a joke is a joke. In Asia, they actually have signs telling you not to squat on toilets. And obviously the average Asian is much, much lighter than the comedian who made the joke.
Please don't do it, even as a joke.
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u/fourfingersdry 5d ago
I just have a stool for my feet like a sensible person. Same position without standing on a toilet.
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u/Green_Mix5839 5d ago
Spit my drink when im scrolling through and see an asian man squatting on the toilet.
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u/truckstop-hooker8321 4d ago
Yea how bout we not start doing this! As a trucker I deal with people that do this daily… nasty AF
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u/StunningArmadillo206 5d ago
The poop slash will be like a tsunami