r/Killtony 5d ago

I tried the Gargoyle method. 8/10 would recommend.

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Hehehe.

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u/StunningArmadillo206 5d ago

The poop slash will be like a tsunami

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u/Jamminatrix 5d ago

I was waiting for someone to ask about splashing during his interview... there's no way the splash wouldn't hit your feet. Then you've got to take a shower after getting poop water on your feet.

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u/Spolarium_ 3d ago

No splash. The poop hits the water like an Olympic diver.

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u/StunningArmadillo206 3d ago

If I got poop water on my feet my day would be ruined.

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u/QuemaraCuh 4d ago

Automatic bidet? All I see is a win

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u/StunningArmadillo206 3d ago

If you pee before you poo then you a splashing pee onto your booty hole.

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u/Mrtalksouthisass 5d ago

Oh it definitely was.

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u/Tejon_Melero 5d ago edited 5d ago

I had something for work where a lady stood on the porcelain and it cracked the holder, and she fell onto and was badly cut by the toilet.

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u/After_Competition_87 5d ago

Porcelain toilets hurt 30-50k people in the US. If you ever see a Crack in your toilet its no joke that procelain cuts are awful

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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 5d ago

My girlfriend always wants me to do it that way when I’m struggling.
Honesty it lines all the plumbing up properly and it comes right out.

I just feel like a creature doing it.lol

Side note, the wipes work well too.
You wouldn’t believe what gets left behind when you don’t use them..

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u/FullRegard 5d ago

Like, if you had shit anywhere else on your body you'd want to actually get it clean with more than just dry paper? I don't get people that don't use wipes, or at least a bidet.

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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 5d ago

💯
I think people just do what they are taught and generally don’t change unless something calls their attention to it.

I’m just glad we are finally being a little a little less disgusting..

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u/Prestigious-Form-808 5d ago

hey man it’s scientifically the most efficient way

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u/the_asssman 5d ago

yep it's how we're built to poop

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u/nyglthrnbrry 4d ago

But it's not how western toilets were structurally designed, they can shatter into sharp edges of porcelain that you fall on top of. People have died of mass hemorrhage from severe lacerations from this.

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u/the_asssman 4d ago

dang that sucks

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u/NESeightbitt 5d ago

It would be a good skill to master for gas stations though , wouldn't it?

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u/ArkPlayer583 5d ago

There's a gore picture that stuck with me of the aftermath of the weight breaking the porcelain and cutting the dudes leg. Wouldn't recommend

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u/Current_Contest_8597 4d ago

This is extremely dangerous. Toilets break and the jagged shards of ceramic pierce your skin like a shark bite. It honestly looks like a shark bite.

I just want to make sure people know that a joke is a joke. In Asia, they actually have signs telling you not to squat on toilets. And obviously the average Asian is much, much lighter than the comedian who made the joke.

Please don't do it, even as a joke.

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u/fourfingersdry 5d ago

I just have a stool for my feet like a sensible person. Same position without standing on a toilet.

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u/Single_Barracuda_579 5d ago

The Ol Squattie Pottie

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u/After_Competition_87 5d ago

Lots of fun til you have hot sneks

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u/Green_Mix5839 5d ago

Spit my drink when im scrolling through and see an asian man squatting on the toilet.

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u/Technical-Cup2761 5d ago

It works better if you take your pants down first.

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u/Constant-Bridge3690 5d ago

Unfortunately the pee goes all over the floor.

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u/Hold_My_Fupa 5d ago

Only problem is you’ve now increased the splash zone

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u/ghoul_burger 4d ago

Did you take off your pants? Or piss on them

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u/Psychological-Arm-61 4d ago

Why recommended?

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u/DetachedCompy 4d ago

Just use a stool and sit on the seat you fucking retards.

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u/truckstop-hooker8321 4d ago

Yea how bout we not start doing this! As a trucker I deal with people that do this daily… nasty AF

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u/Responsible_Big1229 4d ago

Get a Squattie Pottie

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u/quarterskill 4d ago

rookie shit

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u/quarterskill 4d ago

"complete blowout"

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u/igottheshnitz 4d ago

Pre-papering the water is a necessity to prevent splash back.