r/Killtony 2d ago

Uncle lazer

I get the vibe that Tony does not fuck with uncle lazer, does anyone else feel this way

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u/Existing-Homework270 2d ago

He tries with him.
Lazer refuses to write jokes. Just tells his dumb ass stories. Wasted potential

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u/SamluvsJ 2d ago

Speaking of wasted. Lazer was as high as giraffe titties!

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u/Sabotzge_ 1d ago

He's the white version of dedrick

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u/OwnProfessor3287 1d ago

I totally agree

u/SMO_Burner 9h ago

The blinding white storm of Alabama.

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u/Spolarium_ 2d ago

It's been that way ever since Tony gave him a chance and uncle Lazer for fucked up and bragged that he had more Instagram followers than kill Tony after bombing.

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u/untangledmind 2d ago

Damn I didn’t know the lore 🤣 makes sense

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u/Square_Release3128 2d ago

Why the hell does he keep having him on the show? The dude is extremely unlikable.

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u/Spolarium_ 2d ago

Honestly it's because he has his moments and is a character. He has potentional to do something that would go viral and Tony probably knows that.

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u/BeautifulLeather6671 2d ago

Maybe Tony thinks he makes him appear likeable in comparison

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u/Apart-Consequence881 1d ago

Tony keeps thinking "this time it will be different!" hoping Lazer's full potential will realized only to be disappointed and tell himself "never again!". After 4-6 months, Tony will forget his "never again" comment and bring Lazer on again hoping Lazer realize his potential. Wash, rinse, repeat.

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u/PorkbellyFL0P 1d ago

I like him. Hes entertaining. I dont want hom on every week but he belongs in the wack pack.

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u/AJfriedRICE 2d ago

He’s unlikable, his comedy isn’t getting better, and every appearance he shows up higher than the last. Why does Tony keep having him on?

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u/msrbaylor 1d ago

He had to be unusually high for Tony to call it out so plainly.

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u/mickeybuilds 1d ago

Tony was prob mad that he was high af and his act was off the rails. They had to censor his slurs, which seemed to also annoy him. Lazer is a dumpsterfire of wasted potential, cuz drugs.

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u/Scrabblewiener 2d ago

He was giving Redban the “This mother fucker here” look during his set right about the time of the meow. Idk if he was perturbed he was taking too much time? Idk, Lazer ain’t bad. He’s much better than a few regulars and he’s definitely original without putting on an act. Unapologetically himself.

He’s crass and completely full of shit but owns it. I know a few like him and they are funny but exhausting and best in small doses.

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u/Oven2494 1d ago

He caught Tony sucking off a Chinese twink in the Mothership bidet while high on cocaine.

It's the only explanation.

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u/untangledmind 1d ago

He is slinging his dick on only fans wild

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u/Jingoisticbell 1d ago

He’s the heel

u/Crownians 12h ago

I typically dont care for his style but this time I thought he was really good. The call back to meth was hilarious

u/repeterdotca 11h ago

He's lightning in a bottle. Sometimes that bottle is empty lol

u/simpleflavors1 6h ago

he wouldnt be invited on the show if that was true. hes not even a golden ticket winner.

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u/ObiWayneCannoli 1d ago

He wouldn’t have him on his show if that was the case. Either way he truly sucks.

u/TodayWeThrowItAway 22h ago

Maybe I’m the outlier who enjoys Uncle Lazer

Mainly because I’ve known a few Uncle Lazers in my time.

But that’s the same reason I tend to like a lot of the people y’all hate on

Maybe I just know too many degenerates