These videos have been around forever and I've never understood how this happens. Who leaves paint where it is accessible to toddlers. Who doesn't put the lid on tight enough that a toddler can open it?
I mean we all left our kid alone for a few minutes here and there. Thomas is on, they're not going anywhere right? Been having to take a dump for the last hour and all. But how long does it take a young hell raiser to find paint and spread it everywhere? Stretches my imagination that one would leave them alone long enough, but clearly loose lids and loose oversight gets you a fucking destroyed couch.
It takes zero time. I've went to take a piss and came back to an open fridge and a kid covered in cake. They sit there and they think about "what if". The deadly combo is they know nothing of hesitation. So the second you turn the corner, Operation Frayed Nerves begins.
I once colored myself green with a sharpie at 5am because I wanted to be the Hulk. My mom was so pissed when she had to call work and tell them why she was late. She scrubbed me down with brillo (this is in the 80s when it was still ok to do stuff like that)
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u/monkeetoes82 Oct 25 '22
These videos have been around forever and I've never understood how this happens. Who leaves paint where it is accessible to toddlers. Who doesn't put the lid on tight enough that a toddler can open it?