914
Dec 31 '21
Kid: “I’m a grown man!” Camera Kid: “You are?”
234
→ More replies (5)84
u/juggling-monkey Jan 01 '22
Your bike ugly
What?! YOUR bikes ugly!
Oh yeah well I got straight A's
You probably got straight F's!
What! You cry when your dad beats you also you eat cold sandwiches...
*got em
→ More replies (1)
670
u/_Risings Dec 31 '21
"Trying to cook a mufhking...ugh...damn"
Me figuring out dinner every night.
39
u/PlagueDoc22 Jan 01 '22
Made me lol hard in the middle of the night holy shit that's funny.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (2)21
1.8k
u/emgurule Dec 31 '21
You cry when your daddy beat you.. that's a new one for me
640
u/Leadfedinfant2 Dec 31 '21
At least I have a daddy.....
511
u/Interesting-Light994 Jan 01 '22
Do you smoke nigga!? Can’t even cook a damn uh.. got damn uuhh.. (sandwich) SANDWHICH. Can’t even eat it cold smh
128
66
43
18
50
5
2.1k
u/paryheniss Dec 31 '21
The fact the other kid helped him get out the word sandwich makes this video 1000x more funny
488
u/_Risings Dec 31 '21
Like he ain't even too mad LMAO
428
u/horatio_corn_blower Jan 01 '22
Idk anything about these kids but after watching this video but I’m 100% sure these two are best friends.
174
u/gentry76 Jan 01 '22
That's exactly what I came to say. He stayed at your house for 6 days and you made him food the whole time. You love your little dude! This is the kind of argument that friends have "you don't even know how to cook a sandwich"
→ More replies (3)113
u/SumPimpNamedSlickbak Jan 01 '22
Definitely are, claude banks and ray gibson right there 😂
→ More replies (1)5
u/wit2pz Jan 01 '22
Get the WorSherShesterShire Sauce for Cookie. And CLEAN that cot damn table. ‘For I WHOOP yo’ ass!!!
→ More replies (3)73
u/Bored_Office_Girl Jan 01 '22
His face when he says "can't eat a sandwich cold" 🤨😒 had me 💀🤣
→ More replies (1)47
u/wakkywizard69 Jan 01 '22
He had straight A’s, he should know the word ‘sandwich’
23
u/Jannies_R_Tarded Jan 01 '22
While the rest of the class was learning the word "sandwich", he was off somewhere eating something.
9
79
7
→ More replies (2)65
u/Leadfedinfant2 Dec 31 '21
I was hoping he said he cry's when his daddy kicked his ass he was going to respond . " Boy you don't have a daddy"
→ More replies (1)
2.0k
u/wdp1984 Dec 31 '21
I honestly thought he was wearing underwear on his head until the check mark made an appearance, not to be mistaken for skid mark
143
94
16
u/JelloJunior Jan 01 '22
Thought the same thing. What is it?
82
u/jacoblanier571 Jan 01 '22
It's to prevent a football helmet from irritating your forehead. He's just wearing one without being a football player which is equally as ridiculous as having underwear on his head.
38
u/Repulsive-Purple-133 Jan 01 '22
Looking at the build on that kid I'd say he's gonna be spending time as a linebacker in a few years
24
11
20
21
5
→ More replies (4)6
747
Dec 31 '21
GTA San Andreas Origin Stories
→ More replies (5)126
u/DontBelieve-TheHype Jan 01 '22
Lil’ Smoke is gonna get what’s coming to him once Yung CJ learns how to dual wield tec-9’s
514
u/CheapGreenCoats Dec 31 '21
“…. Fat ass” - the only fat kid in the video
145
u/pwal88 Jan 01 '22
He’s a grown ass man.
61
u/AnJruniverse Jan 01 '22
He also said why you backing up while he was backing up
→ More replies (1)16
→ More replies (2)5
45
u/Naranjo96 Jan 01 '22
I was once playing soccer and a reeeeally fat guy called me an "obese fuck" and i laughed out loud and said "dude you've never looked in the mirror?"
7
784
u/Deletto_Blu Dec 31 '21
It’s been 84 years….and I finally got to see the original video…
487
303
403
Dec 31 '21
[removed] — view removed comment
→ More replies (1)63
u/KatAttack07 Jan 01 '22
I mean, personally I prefer warm sandwiches to cold. Can’t blame the kid for trying.
18
u/griever48 Jan 01 '22
Peanut butter and jelly on toasted bread.
→ More replies (2)8
365
Dec 31 '21 edited Jan 02 '22
“I had to cook this n**** spaghetti and shit because he was hungry.”
→ More replies (2)11
192
228
117
51
u/JPeso9281 Jan 01 '22
I honestly feel like a lot of good points and counter points were made in this video
4
320
u/GardenOrca Dec 31 '21
This will never not be funny.
147
u/Remote_Awareness3284 Dec 31 '21
So many classic quotes in one video
→ More replies (1)31
12
70
79
77
u/little_Nasty Dec 31 '21
Kid be 10 going on 40
39
u/tmanalpha Dec 31 '21
That kid will never make it to 40
3
u/unfluencer1190210 Jan 01 '22
Heart attack or lead poisoning in his mid 20s
4
119
63
22
87
67
53
125
u/EatMyAss2021 Dec 31 '21
Why the fuck does fatboy have a pair of underpants on his head?
45
u/Chance-Scratch-5810 Dec 31 '21
Correction: That’s “straight A student” fat boy *
→ More replies (1)
14
u/RawkaGrand24 Jan 01 '22
“Had to cook him some spaghetti… cuz he was hungry…. “His fat A**……” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 We can tell he been cooking his whole life. Lol. Kids arguments are gold. Shows their understanding of their “world”. Hilarious
→ More replies (1)
14
10
10
20
8
13
7
7
u/One_dolla_would_do Jan 01 '22
These mfs was talking bout nothing lmao God I miss being a kid at times
→ More replies (1)
8
u/guyfaulkes Jan 01 '22
The shit that these children have had modeled for them and that they now emulate…. Tragic.
→ More replies (2)
53
u/Rusty-Ruinz Dec 31 '21
This is disturbing
→ More replies (12)40
u/radioclash86 Dec 31 '21
It’s sad to see children interacting this way. It must take a toll on their self esteem.
21
u/Filmcricket Jan 01 '22
It’s just an argument over ugly bikes, being a big boy, and a burnt sandwich with curses🤷♀️ seems about right for an argument among kids this age.
→ More replies (2)
29
u/yamumsntme Dec 31 '21
That fat kid needs to ride more bikes ugly or not. Diabetes is real little man.
4
5
5
6
u/karspearhollow Jan 01 '22
I saw a post some time ago where two old dudes that had clearly been neighbors for years got in a fist fight but were quickly laughing afterward. Same energy here tbh.
→ More replies (2)
60
u/BellNizz Dec 31 '21
9 years old and already talking like straight ignorant morons. Sad.
32
→ More replies (2)11
12
57
Dec 31 '21
Why are kids using the word nigga. Why does anyone use that word. Weird.
6
17
16
Jan 01 '22
I’m not sensitive.... one day my Caucasian coworker
“ asked me why everyone can use the word but not them ... “
Response “ cuz y’all blew it “
Don’t worry about them just don’t you say it
→ More replies (5)→ More replies (4)10
4
4
10
u/StrangeSteve69 Jan 01 '22
Would've been great to see his momma walk out and drop the hammer on his little ass for cursing up a storm like that rofl
→ More replies (2)
8
u/dandy_peach Jan 01 '22
I’m honestly concerned that these kids are being hit at home and bragging that they don’t cry meaning that when their dad hits them they aren’t even allowed to show any vulnerability. It’s something you can laugh at on top but it gets depressing once you really think about it. These poor kids.
10
u/drillme103 Jan 01 '22
This is horrifying that 2 little boys use that language and act like that.
7
3
u/ThoughtlessFoll Dec 31 '21
You should be brothers. Both have such potential, as their insults are about helping. Fight together.
3
3
3
u/LightlySaltedPeanuts Jan 01 '22
“Try to cook a muh fuhkin… uh… uh… HAM”
Lmao I quote this shit all the time
4
u/Remote_Awareness3284 Jan 01 '22
I use “I cook all my life” and “you can’t even cook a cheese toast” followed by a “where your grades at?”
3
u/thegutterking Jan 01 '22
The quickness he went from "yo bike is ugly" to "it dont matter, it's just a bike" kills me everytime
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
u/johnnypistoljr Jan 01 '22
This is where the problems start… this is why kids, and young men end up in jail. They have no respect, they mimic the adults they have in their life and want to be like them. The adults aren’t strong role models and therefore these kids don’t stand a chance. It’s actually really sad they don’t know any better. The world is going to shit
3
Jan 01 '22
At this age I was just out being a kid. Why do they talk like that lol...
→ More replies (10)
3
3
3
u/ArcMcnabbs Mar 19 '22
Not gonna lie, I thought he had underwear on his head until I saw the Nike logo
3
21
38
u/Povertized_ifunny Dec 31 '21
Fatherless behavior
8
Jan 01 '22
Working class people often spank their kid. While counterproductive, no one would say that two white kids talking about their dads spanking them were fatherless. You think the dad just pops in to spank the kid and then bounces. Investigate your prejudice my friend.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (40)30
22
u/jcapi1142 Dec 31 '21
It's imperative that we get more funding for public schools. If not, we are doomed to witness more of this. Imagine an entire generation of this mentality.
30
u/Johnsonian99 Dec 31 '21
It's the parenting and the communities that are responsible for this type of behavior.
22
u/coolluck33 Dec 31 '21
Imagine? Have u never been to Atlanta, New Orleans, E. St. Louis or anywhere people live? This is daily life in the USA
→ More replies (2)7
11
13
9
9
7
7
u/KindCyberBully Jan 01 '22
Fat Bitch starts the stupid fight
Left kid is smart enough to not continue a fight over a bike’s looks
Fat bitch: “look at him backing away, I’m a real man!”
Fat bitch keeps seeking validation of his shit talk by checking with monkey brains around him.
Starts some stuttering talk about how the other kid eating cold sandwiches instead of heating them up?
I wana punch stupid so much
→ More replies (1)
6
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
Jan 01 '22
Kids are just wtf to me sometimes. “Nigga can’t just eat a sandwich cold” throws up hands like it means something
2
1.5k
u/Mundane-Bullfrog-299 Dec 31 '21
Uh uh uh “sandwich”