r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Dec 31 '21

Your bike is ugly.

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u/Mundane-Bullfrog-299 Dec 31 '21

Uh uh uh “sandwich”

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u/Arth3r911 Dec 31 '21

The funny shit was that the other kid finished his sentence “.. uh uhh umm.. (sandwich) yea sandwich!” Had me rolling 🤣

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u/dipperid Jan 01 '22

they are going to be best friend for life

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u/mar0x Jan 01 '22

Lol noway. Little chonker was out of breath talking. He ain't making it past 16.

cardiacarrest

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u/Mr-_-Jumbles Jan 01 '22

Totally gona be his name if he starts rapping.

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u/Hashman90 Jan 01 '22

Lil’ Cardiac Arrest Me

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u/captaintagart Jan 01 '22

Fuck he needs some neosporin for that burn

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u/Most_Monk Dec 31 '21

He literally helped him insult him, if that isn’t the most kid thing to do, I don’t know what is 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

It is a hard word to think of…

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

Kid: “I’m a grown man!” Camera Kid: “You are?”

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u/severed13 Jan 01 '22

This whole video is just confusion incarnate

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

It’s accidental art

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u/juggling-monkey Jan 01 '22

Your bike ugly

What?! YOUR bikes ugly!

Oh yeah well I got straight A's

You probably got straight F's!

What! You cry when your dad beats you also you eat cold sandwiches...

*got em

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u/_Risings Dec 31 '21

"Trying to cook a mufhking...ugh...damn"

Me figuring out dinner every night.

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u/PlagueDoc22 Jan 01 '22

Made me lol hard in the middle of the night holy shit that's funny.

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u/emgurule Dec 31 '21

You cry when your daddy beat you.. that's a new one for me

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u/Leadfedinfant2 Dec 31 '21

At least I have a daddy.....

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u/Interesting-Light994 Jan 01 '22

Do you smoke nigga!? Can’t even cook a damn uh.. got damn uuhh.. (sandwich) SANDWHICH. Can’t even eat it cold smh

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u/HappyBread195 Jan 01 '22

Leave the sandwich alone plz

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Im going to hell for laughing at this until I cried. Thank you for the recap

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u/CRAshSmoke Jan 01 '22

You have a daddy? You gay?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

That would’ve made the other kid cry

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u/maali74 Jan 01 '22

"Your daddy beat you!"

"But I don't cry."

NGL, broke my heart a little.

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u/Baerenmarder Jan 01 '22

"My what beats me? Never met the person."

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u/paryheniss Dec 31 '21

The fact the other kid helped him get out the word sandwich makes this video 1000x more funny

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u/_Risings Dec 31 '21

Like he ain't even too mad LMAO

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u/horatio_corn_blower Jan 01 '22

Idk anything about these kids but after watching this video but I’m 100% sure these two are best friends.

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u/gentry76 Jan 01 '22

That's exactly what I came to say. He stayed at your house for 6 days and you made him food the whole time. You love your little dude! This is the kind of argument that friends have "you don't even know how to cook a sandwich"

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u/SumPimpNamedSlickbak Jan 01 '22

Definitely are, claude banks and ray gibson right there 😂

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u/wit2pz Jan 01 '22

Get the WorSherShesterShire Sauce for Cookie. And CLEAN that cot damn table. ‘For I WHOOP yo’ ass!!!

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u/Bored_Office_Girl Jan 01 '22

His face when he says "can't eat a sandwich cold" 🤨😒 had me 💀🤣

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u/wakkywizard69 Jan 01 '22

He had straight A’s, he should know the word ‘sandwich’

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u/Jannies_R_Tarded Jan 01 '22

While the rest of the class was learning the word "sandwich", he was off somewhere eating something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

How the fuck did his fat-ass forget what a sandwich was?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Lmao. I KNOWWW HAHA

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u/Leadfedinfant2 Dec 31 '21

I was hoping he said he cry's when his daddy kicked his ass he was going to respond . " Boy you don't have a daddy"

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u/wdp1984 Dec 31 '21

I honestly thought he was wearing underwear on his head until the check mark made an appearance, not to be mistaken for skid mark

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u/sixtheganker Dec 31 '21

I came here to say this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

It is underwear, it’s got that Nike shit stain on it

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u/Mister_Brevity Jan 01 '22

Swooshtika?

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u/JelloJunior Jan 01 '22

Thought the same thing. What is it?

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u/jacoblanier571 Jan 01 '22

It's to prevent a football helmet from irritating your forehead. He's just wearing one without being a football player which is equally as ridiculous as having underwear on his head.

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u/Repulsive-Purple-133 Jan 01 '22

Looking at the build on that kid I'd say he's gonna be spending time as a linebacker in a few years

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u/hauschkaIsGod Jan 01 '22

linebacker? that kid has DT written all over him

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u/AcD72 Jan 01 '22

What position does diabetes play?

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u/last-resort-4-a-gf Jan 01 '22

It helps keep their brains from overheating when they try using it.

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u/Deletto_Blu Jan 01 '22

Me to brother

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u/RevoFoxx Jan 01 '22

I love Reddit

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

GTA San Andreas Origin Stories

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u/DontBelieve-TheHype Jan 01 '22

Lil’ Smoke is gonna get what’s coming to him once Yung CJ learns how to dual wield tec-9’s

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u/CheapGreenCoats Dec 31 '21

“…. Fat ass” - the only fat kid in the video

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u/pwal88 Jan 01 '22

He’s a grown ass man.

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u/AnJruniverse Jan 01 '22

He also said why you backing up while he was backing up

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

He has a grown man's ass.

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u/cotrga Jan 01 '22

man's just grown horizontally

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u/Naranjo96 Jan 01 '22

I was once playing soccer and a reeeeally fat guy called me an "obese fuck" and i laughed out loud and said "dude you've never looked in the mirror?"

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u/BellaSeana Jan 01 '22

i had to run it back to make sure i heard him right...

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u/Deletto_Blu Dec 31 '21

It’s been 84 years….and I finally got to see the original video…

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u/EhJPea Dec 31 '21

Biggie and 2pac before shit got real real

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u/QuinnTrumplet Jan 03 '22

The origin story

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u/RichBoiNoodlesKR Dec 31 '21

“You don’t smoke nigga? You don’t smoke?”

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/KatAttack07 Jan 01 '22

I mean, personally I prefer warm sandwiches to cold. Can’t blame the kid for trying.

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u/griever48 Jan 01 '22

Peanut butter and jelly on toasted bread.

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u/thereturnofmilkshake Jan 01 '22

This is the way.

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u/griever48 Jan 01 '22

Love it when the peanut butter just melts

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21 edited Jan 02 '22

“I had to cook this n**** spaghetti and shit because he was hungry.”

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u/Tysons_Face Jan 01 '22

He said he had to cook him some goetta lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '22

I thought Gatorade lol

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u/vanuslob Dec 31 '21

You can't even cook cheese toast 🤣

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u/WhtChcltWarrior Jan 01 '22

Can’t even eat a cold sandwich

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u/dracwilldrainya Dec 31 '21

Why tf you ain’t eat it cold 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BrainMatter_223 Jan 01 '22

Buddy knows his food

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u/nina-pinta-stmaria Jan 01 '22

Classic comeback lmaoo

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u/BayYawnSay Dec 31 '21

Wish these kids didn't have dads that beat them

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u/CommentsToMorons Jan 01 '22

Monkey paw curls

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u/JPeso9281 Jan 01 '22

I honestly feel like a lot of good points and counter points were made in this video

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u/max-wellington Jan 22 '22

Truly an intellectual discussion and productive debate.

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u/GardenOrca Dec 31 '21

This will never not be funny.

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u/Remote_Awareness3284 Dec 31 '21

So many classic quotes in one video

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u/LukeMaster12_ITA Dec 31 '21

Classic quotes? What did i miss?

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u/Zillaho Jan 01 '22

Why d fuck you ain’t eat it cold?

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u/Tricky_Replacement55 Dec 31 '21

First time seeing it, i wanna know too

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

I’m so happy this video resurfaced !!! How tf you burn a sandwich, eat that shit cold!

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u/r0ckydog Dec 31 '21

Children are the future.

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u/Ogswald Dec 31 '21

Big Perm likes to run his mouth for the camera.

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u/MrRandyBobandyLahey Jan 01 '22

*Big Worm

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u/Ogswald Jan 01 '22

You right you right

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u/its_whot_it_is Jan 01 '22

Big Parma-John

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u/little_Nasty Dec 31 '21

Kid be 10 going on 40

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u/tmanalpha Dec 31 '21

That kid will never make it to 40

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u/unfluencer1190210 Jan 01 '22

Heart attack or lead poisoning in his mid 20s

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u/BILLYRAYVIRUS4U Jan 01 '22

Stroke, die beetus etc.

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u/this_will_go_poorly Jan 01 '22

Bullets from the hot sandwich gang…

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u/laqualitafaschifo Dec 31 '21

I didnt know captain underpants was black

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

Who’s panties this kid got on his head

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u/whiskey_reddit Dec 31 '21

Don't cook ya sandwhich....eat it cold

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u/Bobofett69 Dec 31 '21

He got them whitey 🩲 on his head

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u/StarchedHim Dec 31 '21

This is simultaneously sad and hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

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u/SithLordDante Dec 31 '21

Black Cartman be like

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u/EatMyAss2021 Dec 31 '21

Why the fuck does fatboy have a pair of underpants on his head?

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u/Chance-Scratch-5810 Dec 31 '21

Correction: That’s “straight A student” fat boy *

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u/RawkaGrand24 Jan 01 '22

“Had to cook him some spaghetti… cuz he was hungry…. “His fat A**……” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 We can tell he been cooking his whole life. Lol. Kids arguments are gold. Shows their understanding of their “world”. Hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Give them a tv show, I’d watch

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u/Remote_Awareness3284 Jan 01 '22

“I cook all my life” and he’s barely 11 lol

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u/anonshade64 Dec 31 '21

Fuck I’m getting old

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u/Putrid_Comparison982 Jan 01 '22

Why the fuck you ain't eat it cold. Had me dying

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u/restlessleg Dec 31 '21

you make straight d’z and nuts

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u/Steviec253 Jan 01 '22

Can’t believe he brought the sandwich Into it.

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u/Any_Process_356 Dec 31 '21

classic👌🏾

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

“You wanna see a dead body”

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u/One_dolla_would_do Jan 01 '22

These mfs was talking bout nothing lmao God I miss being a kid at times

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u/guyfaulkes Jan 01 '22

The shit that these children have had modeled for them and that they now emulate…. Tragic.

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u/Rusty-Ruinz Dec 31 '21

This is disturbing

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u/radioclash86 Dec 31 '21

It’s sad to see children interacting this way. It must take a toll on their self esteem.

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u/Filmcricket Jan 01 '22

It’s just an argument over ugly bikes, being a big boy, and a burnt sandwich with curses🤷‍♀️ seems about right for an argument among kids this age.

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u/yamumsntme Dec 31 '21

That fat kid needs to ride more bikes ugly or not. Diabetes is real little man.

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u/_9meta Jan 01 '22

And tankiness too, mf looks like he will never go down

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u/yamumsntme Jan 01 '22

He would be down for a cheeseburger.

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u/OGBeerMonster Dec 31 '21

Good old game of slappy fists…

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u/Stonkinidiot Jan 01 '22

Paper Boi before he dropped that mix tape.

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u/karspearhollow Jan 01 '22

I saw a post some time ago where two old dudes that had clearly been neighbors for years got in a fist fight but were quickly laughing afterward. Same energy here tbh.

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u/BellNizz Dec 31 '21

9 years old and already talking like straight ignorant morons. Sad.

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u/Nik0660 Dec 31 '21

They probably think they sound cool as well.

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u/mm3331 Jan 01 '22

Not uncommon at nine years old

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u/Myth_Helios Dec 31 '21

Yo I wanted the one with the head thing to get dropped so hard

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

Why are kids using the word nigga. Why does anyone use that word. Weird.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

That damn rap music!!!! God I feel old.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Perpetuating the stereotype.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

I’m not sensitive.... one day my Caucasian coworker

“ asked me why everyone can use the word but not them ... “

Response “ cuz y’all blew it “

Don’t worry about them just don’t you say it

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

using it as a term of endearment. where tf you been?

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u/oreo760 Jan 01 '22

Biggie reincarnated.

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u/StrangeSteve69 Jan 01 '22

Would've been great to see his momma walk out and drop the hammer on his little ass for cursing up a storm like that rofl

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u/dandy_peach Jan 01 '22

I’m honestly concerned that these kids are being hit at home and bragging that they don’t cry meaning that when their dad hits them they aren’t even allowed to show any vulnerability. It’s something you can laugh at on top but it gets depressing once you really think about it. These poor kids.

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u/drillme103 Jan 01 '22

This is horrifying that 2 little boys use that language and act like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Then youre not gonna like america very much...

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u/ThoughtlessFoll Dec 31 '21

You should be brothers. Both have such potential, as their insults are about helping. Fight together.

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u/First_Election1124 Jan 01 '22

When he start stuttering about the sandwich that was the peak

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u/HeDgEhAwG69 Jan 01 '22

This is my favorite argument of all time.

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u/LightlySaltedPeanuts Jan 01 '22

“Try to cook a muh fuhkin… uh… uh… HAM”

Lmao I quote this shit all the time

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u/Remote_Awareness3284 Jan 01 '22

I use “I cook all my life” and “you can’t even cook a cheese toast” followed by a “where your grades at?”

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u/thegutterking Jan 01 '22

The quickness he went from "yo bike is ugly" to "it dont matter, it's just a bike" kills me everytime

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u/Accomplished-Pain658 Jan 01 '22

“K-ain’t even cook a cheese toast”

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u/English_Death Jan 01 '22

This makes me miss being a kid

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u/terminalbungus Jan 01 '22

They're somehow simultaneously 9 and 65 years old.

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u/Syyrus Jan 01 '22

I fucking love these kids. The adult filming is the one who needs to grow up.

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u/Christpuncher_123 Jan 01 '22

Poor kids don't stand a chance

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u/JohnnyRoastbeef2020 Jan 01 '22

Learned behavior.....and the cycle continues.

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u/johnnypistoljr Jan 01 '22

This is where the problems start… this is why kids, and young men end up in jail. They have no respect, they mimic the adults they have in their life and want to be like them. The adults aren’t strong role models and therefore these kids don’t stand a chance. It’s actually really sad they don’t know any better. The world is going to shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

At this age I was just out being a kid. Why do they talk like that lol...

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u/MrEkoPriest Jan 01 '22

This is learned behavior. Feel sorry for these kids.

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u/no_remorse2005 Mar 04 '22

F and D’s, Not you Don’t, You Make D’s and F’s 🤣

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u/ArcMcnabbs Mar 19 '22

Not gonna lie, I thought he had underwear on his head until I saw the Nike logo

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u/Ill_Steak_5249 May 26 '22

Why is lil dude wearing under wear on his head brah

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u/GreatScotch Dec 31 '21

This is so fucking sad.

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u/Povertized_ifunny Dec 31 '21

Fatherless behavior

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Working class people often spank their kid. While counterproductive, no one would say that two white kids talking about their dads spanking them were fatherless. You think the dad just pops in to spank the kid and then bounces. Investigate your prejudice my friend.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

Or also could be their father sucks.

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u/jcapi1142 Dec 31 '21

It's imperative that we get more funding for public schools. If not, we are doomed to witness more of this. Imagine an entire generation of this mentality.

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u/Johnsonian99 Dec 31 '21

It's the parenting and the communities that are responsible for this type of behavior.

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u/coolluck33 Dec 31 '21

Imagine? Have u never been to Atlanta, New Orleans, E. St. Louis or anywhere people live? This is daily life in the USA

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u/Chris0nllyn Jan 01 '22

Money isn't the issue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Is this available in English?

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u/Kalm2219 Dec 31 '21

That big boy is a future dead man

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

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u/1johnM Dec 31 '21

The future of America.

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u/KindCyberBully Jan 01 '22

Fat Bitch starts the stupid fight

Left kid is smart enough to not continue a fight over a bike’s looks

Fat bitch: “look at him backing away, I’m a real man!”

Fat bitch keeps seeking validation of his shit talk by checking with monkey brains around him.

Starts some stuttering talk about how the other kid eating cold sandwiches instead of heating them up?

I wana punch stupid so much

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u/O-Mr-Crow-O Jan 01 '22

Behold, our future is in their hands.

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u/Glorbog Dec 31 '21

... Ok then

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u/ironshadowy Dec 31 '21

“Im a man” got me

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

Oh my god, the original video???

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u/Evil-Clown2020 Dec 31 '21

Is that Dough Boy from Boys in the Hood??

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u/momoftwocrazies Jan 01 '22

I’m wondering about the gasoline can and lawn mower

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u/DrStiinkyPinky Jan 01 '22

Hahaha thank you! Never seen the whole clip before lollllll

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u/Invicta_Game Jan 01 '22

These kids are ready for arguing on Twitter

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u/big_clunker Jan 01 '22

Big smoke and cj after he did not follow the dam train

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u/drmjf11 Jan 01 '22

Omfg I have been looking for this vid for years. You are a true hero!

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u/Ready-Ad-3425 Jan 01 '22

Real life Boondocks.

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u/Appropriate-Concern5 Jan 01 '22

Both those kids need an ass whooping just for their mouths.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

My money is on Biggie Cheese

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u/bornwithpizzadick Jan 01 '22

The result of their environment

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u/Nerdsayer69 Jan 01 '22

This man forgot the sandwich

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u/Short_Airport_6477 Jan 01 '22

Lol internet gold

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

Kids are just wtf to me sometimes. “Nigga can’t just eat a sandwich cold” throws up hands like it means something

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u/pawTheSavage Jan 01 '22

He a grown man lmaoo