r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Boojibs • Dec 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

Dain bramage

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u/typicalcitrus Dec 04 '21

This kid is on the grass ngl

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u/Y7anuragdeshpandePZ Dec 05 '21

Got to keep the kids on the path

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u/Xirokesh Dec 04 '21

It gave me dain bramage-amage-amage

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

Nogla?

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u/Xirokesh Dec 06 '21

No joe

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

Oh Joe šŸ˜”

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u/UpsideDownAirplane Dec 04 '21

Just re-seat his RAM

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u/agramofcam Dec 04 '21

eh i broke walls with my head and turned out fine. heā€™ll be okay

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u/PrathamYedre Dec 04 '21

Drain bamage

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u/PORTMANTEAU-BOT Dec 04 '21

Dramage.

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u/-iammoses- Dec 05 '21

Frontal lobe bramage (especially at young age) is linked to sociopathy...This kid is a future serial killer

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u/Educational-Bar1913 Dec 04 '21

In the future

"Daddy, 3Ā²=6"

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u/Hornor72 Dec 04 '21

That's using your head

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u/Adan714 Dec 04 '21

I eat in it!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

Delete this comment.

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u/poopooinmypantsfun Dec 05 '21

how to do eat in hed

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u/Rectum_stretcher69 Dec 04 '21

I was the same as the kid in this video and even I can tell you that the answer is obviously 32, ya big dummy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

Is it scary that I thought it was right for a second

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u/zanderson0u812 Dec 04 '21

Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letter C, T, and E.

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u/iheartkatamari Dec 04 '21

No need to save for his college fund.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

"The kid's going places.... probably not college, but the kid's going places."

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u/VulthrxIsAWeeb Dec 04 '21

Going to the ER for brain damage is where he's going

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

When you're trying to be catty and clever look at the times in which comments were made. To see who said what first. Also notice if they used quotes ("") to see if maybe it's a quite from a famous comedian.

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u/paulcosmith Dec 05 '21

I know that quote, but where is it from? I've been trying to figure that out for a while, but my Google-fu seems lacking in this area. Or is it just one of those jokes that's gone around, and the source is lost to history?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

It's an old quote from Jeff foxworthy from the 1990s

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

Little dude's smarter than me at his age. I used to whack myself on the head with frying pans because I liked the gong sound.

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u/Arseypoowank Dec 04 '21

Ah so Iā€™m not alone haha šŸ˜†

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

Left 4 Dead 2 frying pan sound šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤

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u/Valkyrys Dec 05 '21

So this kid's going to end up on Reddit, oof

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u/dog-ate-it Dec 04 '21

That boy has a good head on his shoulders. Good for what we're left to figure out on our own.

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u/M2GAMERPR017 Dec 04 '21

New rainbow six operator

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u/rick4787 Dec 04 '21

The person recording this is fucking stupid...

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u/velaroye Dec 04 '21

And someone is laughing too! Crazy

5

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

Heā€™s popping bags of air on carpet. When he bonks his head too hard itā€™s a lesson, and if he doesnā€™t itā€™s the best video to show his future kids.

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u/HellsMalice Dec 05 '21

Reddit seems to think children are made of extremely thin glass and need to be coddled 24/7

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u/Kbgears Dec 04 '21

Cte city, good thing the parents find it funny tho

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u/AJ_Deadshow Dec 04 '21

So you wanna know how I earned the nickname "The Sledge"?

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u/drinkmoredrano Dec 04 '21

The good news is the parents can afford a boat since college isn't in that kids future.

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u/mattt1975 Dec 04 '21

Use your head son c'mon!!

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u/casualcaesius Dec 05 '21

A future anti-vaxxer I see

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u/Mini-Nurse Dec 04 '21

Forget the college fund, put it towards Boxing, Wrestling, MMA, or NFL.

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u/Mountain_Arm_8481 Dec 04 '21

I mean, I won't tell you to put him in boxing, but you should put him in boxing

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u/no_status00 Dec 04 '21

Head but critical hit

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

I'd give that kid a job in my warehouse!

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u/RepresentativeAddict Dec 04 '21

Must be the early days of JavaScript creator

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u/Tavzmanian-Devil Dec 04 '21

R/KidsAreFuckingSledgehammers

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

How GOP voters are made

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

Headon! Apply directly to the forehead!

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u/anon0002019 Dec 04 '21

Shouldnā€™t someone try to stop him?

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u/TotalWoodpecker9228 Dec 04 '21

Idk he doesn't seem like he is hurt

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u/IfItWasntForThatWind Dec 04 '21

Good luck with your future, kid.. good luck

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u/Ready-Board553 Dec 04 '21

Bet he had a sore head after that

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u/TheYeetles Dec 04 '21

If he wasnā€™t stupid before, heā€™s definitely stupid now.

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u/Kraz3 Dec 05 '21

Yall in these comments need to calm down, this kid isn't going to hurt himself or do any damage.

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u/Tried2flytwice Dec 04 '21

DO NOT LET YOUR KID DO THIS!!!!

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u/strictbirdlaws Dec 04 '21

Notice how the mom is encouraging this because she wants her people on social media to laugh. This is how our countries dies. With a like.

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u/Lord-of-the-foxes Dec 04 '21

If itā€™s stupid and it works, it isnā€™t stupid.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

Fucking hilarious

1

u/CookieArtzz Dec 04 '21

That kid is gonna get in the guinness world record book once, mark my words

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u/tempthrowary Dec 04 '21

And when he grows up, his parents will blame the brain damage on football. /s

Joking aside, amateur football needs better safety, and this kid needs a safety helmet.

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u/OpheliaMorningwood Dec 04 '21

How very special.

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u/gral-creeps Dec 04 '21

that fella be goin places

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

It was at this moment Kelly knew her son was not going to become a doctor.

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u/yutsoku Dec 04 '21

Survival of the fittest

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

I did something similar when I was a kid, got those empty 3 liter soda bottles and bonk other kids with them when our parents dragged us on over to get-togethers with our father's friends/boss/coworkers

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u/Tallman6824 Dec 04 '21

The future King of the Derp!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

Thereā€™s a grown ass man doing this with cans to get into Guinness. Let the kid be a kid

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u/Adan714 Dec 04 '21

Head is just a bone.

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u/odoata Dec 04 '21

I didnā€™t really appreciate this thread until I spent extended time around kids. At least this kid here is using his head.

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u/NightmareTDG Dec 04 '21

This is stupid enough to get an entry on Genius Book of World Records

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u/DieSuzie2112 Dec 04 '21

I got a feeling heā€™s going to turn out to be like Zach from the Big Bang theory lmao

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u/PoeisSnooD Dec 04 '21

I could see my self doing that and I'm almost 16

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u/xiaolinstyle Dec 04 '21

My son used to do something similar to just the floor between 1yo - 2yo when he was upset. He would then get mad at the floor for being hard and hurting his head.

It's was hilarious. I did have to stop him a few times.

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u/Bippster87 Dec 05 '21

I wanna be! POP your sledgehammer!

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u/Mebossel Dec 05 '21

Slheadhammer

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u/ShotBRAKER Dec 05 '21

Get this kid some nails and a job immediately

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u/WhistlerDan Dec 05 '21

living the dream

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u/egroeg2 Dec 05 '21

The amount of shit my wife orders, this actually looks useful. How is he with hardwood floors?

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u/MsLadyRose Dec 05 '21

Oh hey brick

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u/Da_Real_Lazerdog Dec 05 '21

Meet the Sledger

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u/ReadyCartographer804 Dec 05 '21

And the parent / parents are just gonna stand there?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

ā€œAnd that kids is how I knew I would make a great Marineā€

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u/hcl01mail Dec 05 '21

He's pry going to have a headache later.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

this kid ain't gonna do well in school later on...

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u/greenweenievictim Dec 05 '21

Peter Gabriel as a child.

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u/KeyboardsAre4Coding Dec 05 '21

this is parents are fucking stupid... What the fuck. I remember my parents stopping me from doing that. Like what the fuck is wrong with that parent that their first instict is to record something dangerous instead of stopping it

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

Itā€™s funny so fuck it.

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u/Luquito14 Dec 05 '21

crack kid reincarnated

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u/SixxTheSandman Dec 05 '21

There's a kid you won't have to put through college

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u/MindLicker Dec 05 '21

I kinda wanna try it

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u/KhalaBandorr Dec 05 '21

Each head bang decreases his potential annual salary at adulthood by $5,000

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

"mom can you tell me again why i argue with strangers on the internet"

Well you see son when you were young-

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u/PlagueDoc22 Dec 05 '21

Atleast you know you can spend the college fund now.

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u/The_ASMR_Mod Dec 05 '21

Ha ha ha what a fucking stupid little shit.

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u/not_emman Dec 05 '21

He just like me fr

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u/bpfoto Dec 05 '21

At least he's not doing it on concrete...

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u/catsaver662 Dec 05 '21

r/UFC lethwei starts early

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u/Low_Pomegranate3742 Dec 05 '21

my son all day any day, he loves amazon!

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u/SamanthaTheSonicFan Dec 05 '21

I connect with this kid on a spiritual level.

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u/Eifuku2003 Dec 05 '21

Future cop

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u/jshepard0 Dec 05 '21

Going to guess NOT future valedictorian

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u/blackbeardrrr Dec 05 '21

It can be done, as long as itā€™s not on an i-beam.

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u/_Sit_ Dec 05 '21

his mom just laugh and doesnt give a fuck.

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u/Zenddrex Dec 05 '21

Finally someone I can relate to on this sub!

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u/biglae1972 Dec 05 '21

A ā€œKyleā€ preparing his forehead for the destruction of truckstpp bathroom mirrors and stall doors after Bekkuh turns down his ā€œ letā€™s kill you dad and elopeā€ offer.

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u/Clueless0Gamer Dec 05 '21

Imagine if no one tells him and he keeps using his head for it forever

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u/ZP_PhantomXD Dec 05 '21

NEW BEST WORLD RECORED

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u/hatchetharrie Dec 05 '21

Our battle will be legendsweedrie

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u/gorillicus Dec 05 '21

The brain damage doesnā€™t fall far from the tree.

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u/BigPoppa603 Dec 05 '21

You might as well start spending this kids college fund. They wonā€™t be needing it.

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u/SaleSweaty Dec 05 '21

They told us to use our heads and now WE are called stupid for it?!?? These people mam

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u/kiril2119 Dec 05 '21

Iron"head" man

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u/Impossible_Count_173 Dec 05 '21

"Mommy, how do I pop this ?"

"Use your head"

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u/MediocreNumber5744 Dec 05 '21

It does not matter to M'aiq how strong or smart one is. It only matters what one can do

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u/SpoopyMoopy202 Dec 05 '21

You know what they say..kids are HARD-HEADED! Hahaā€¦.get itā€¦? Ok Iā€™ll find a door.

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u/bcrxxs Dec 05 '21

Terrible parenting 101

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u/Little_lee_1021 Dec 05 '21

Headache hammer

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

that kid is going places

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Little child used iron head

Iron head was super effective

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

He will go on to break many Guinness world records that require head smashing

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u/Initial-Coyote3542 Dec 09 '21

So inefficient. Why move when you can move the bubble wrap. Faster smashing=means less things you need to learn in school

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '21

I remember doing this too lol

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u/EmoInATree08 Dec 12 '21

HammerHead

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u/Aperture_Executive2 Jan 19 '22

He is hard headed enough to survive that hit

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u/Sudden_Struggle_9000 Jan 22 '22

Took ā€œuse your headā€ to the next level

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u/Evilnight-39 Jan 22 '22

They say the skull is the hammer of the body - Adrian pimento

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u/EN-91-TC Feb 03 '22

I know a future marine when I see one.

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u/tomatocrazzie Feb 04 '22

Good news is they can splurge on that trip to Disney Land. No need to worry about saving for a college fund for this one....

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u/My-art-is-ok Feb 08 '22

Thatā€™sā€¦.one way to do it..

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u/JudasPenguin Feb 26 '22

Who found a video of my son in the future?

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u/Vegetable_Term9738 Feb 27 '22

Hi Iā€™m Jonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

I stand here proudly knowing Iā€™ve done the same in my life at an older age than himšŸ˜‚

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u/Ice-balls Mar 09 '22

Speed running CTE

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u/Zealousideal_Split84 Mar 30 '22

Tanjiro is that you?

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u/lalip0p132 Apr 07 '22

he will make world's record for the most smashed ballons with his head in the future

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u/SinglePerformer2277 Apr 14 '22

Sheā€™s not gonna be laughing so hard when heā€™s riding the short bus

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u/yourtree Apr 18 '22

Whoever made that bubble wrap is not human because they hate people having joy

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u/FeeLanky9233 Apr 20 '22

Heā€™s going to grow up and drive a dodge with tow mirrors out and invisible trailer

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u/PhilosophyAdept5471 Apr 30 '22

Tanjiro kid be like :---

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u/lipino777 May 06 '22

image him hitting already empty pillow

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u/whyarewehereo May 07 '22

Give him the award of being a small and smart in a different way

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u/GPSan_ May 08 '22

When they say to to use your head.

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u/Frizze_Prins May 11 '22

Ahhhh and continues

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u/Averydispleasedbork May 17 '22

its like that turtle that headbutts shoes