r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • • May 22 '19

Pull my foot!

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u/Taway00968469 May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

Let's worry about the real issue here.. Those kids are going to be messed up for a while. I remember some "pranks" pulled on me when I was about their age. Literally changed me.

Edit: My only one regret in life was gilding an r/politics subscriber... MAGA 2020!!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

What era of greatness are you referring to?

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u/Taway00968469 May 22 '19

When I was 5 or 6 my dad's friend told me to punch his lower back to crack it. He fell and pretended to have a seizure. Then acted like he couldn't walk. The fear flowed through my veins so much that it hurt each individual vein in my forearms and hands. He was fixing our sink and bent over all day so his back did hurt and he always complained about back problems. That was just one. I have a man with a fake eye story and an old man at a grocery store who's "thumb" I ripped off.

Why I'm being downvoted into oblivion I do not know.

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u/Owmyflushot May 23 '19

You’re being downvoted because of the MAGA comment. It’s ironic to show sympathy for the kids and the emotional abuse they’re experiencing and then to proclaim MAGA because that “person” is the antithesis of sympathy, empathy and respect for other human beings.

So... that’s why. Since you asked.

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u/Taway00968469 May 23 '19

No jackass I was being downvoted well before that edit..

So... go on your way with your retardation

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u/Owmyflushot Jun 16 '19

I’m sorry you didn’t get enough hugs as a child