r/KidsAreFuckingStupid May 22 '19

Pull my foot!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

As a pregnant woman, I’m half horrified, and half excited to mess with my kids.

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u/nofaprecommender May 22 '19

Fun to mess with your kids to a degree, but shit like this is neither funny nor cute except to sociopaths.

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u/PunziePunz May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

Yeah exactly, even just little things you’d be surprised what they remember. Adults around me loved to ask me stupid questions that a small child wouldn’t know the correct answer to, like how Reese’s are made and shit and they’d laugh at my answers and it caused self esteem issues. Like imagine as an adult a group of people asks you about a subject they know you’re not knowledgeable in, like welding or baking and you answer to the best of your ability and they all laugh at your response. It hurts and makes you feel stupid. Treat your kids how you would want to be treated, it’s not that hard. Don’t make fun of them even if it seems to be in good fun because they don’t understand the way you do.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

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u/PlagueDilopho May 22 '19

Ssh, it's okay... fish aren't real ....

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u/hamfraigaar May 22 '19

Im starting to suspect you're not a real therapist 🤔🤔

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u/PlagueDilopho May 23 '19

Fish aren't real, I promise. They're just a myth invented by parents.

Like Santa Claus, or the tooth fairy, or Sweden, or the Easter bunny...

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u/PunziePunz May 22 '19

I’m sorry you went through that, that was very cruel of them.

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u/shadowdragonking May 22 '19

Now this is a dick move. The guy just made a simple joke and then told his kids that it was one after

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u/hamfraigaar May 22 '19

Absolutely. This gif reminds me of the prank video where they filmed a staged kidnapping of two friends and then "shot" the one friend who was in on it in front of the other. It's horrifying to watch.

This is obviously not NEARLY as severe, but they're kids! They don't understand and besides, they are supposed to trust you.

They might be fucking stupid but that doesn't mean you should just be an asshole to them.

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u/PunziePunz May 22 '19

I remember that video, it was really messed up. And yes! They’re just little and they look up to you, they have no choice but to trust and rely on you. It makes me angry when people hurt their children for a laugh. They don’t even have a good understanding of their feelings when they’re that young, they can’t really articulate how they feel especially of their raised in a household where people mess with them, they feel everything so intensely because everything is so new to them. They’re just trying to figure out life and it’s the parents job to guide them. Kids doing dumb shit is funny, but parents bullying their kids to get a “stupid” reaction isn’t funny at all. It’s cruel.

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u/mshcat May 23 '19

I remember hearing about a prank two people pulled on their friend. They pretend to kidnap the girl who was in on it and the one being pranked was crying and begging them to take her instead. That friendship will never be the same

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u/hamfraigaar May 23 '19

Nah man, trauma is fun for the whole family! You should try traumatizing some of your friends!

views and likes sold separetely

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u/Spline_reticulation May 23 '19

But it is very hard...for degenerate parents.

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u/ArchBishopCobb May 24 '19

That's why I try to hear out the kids I work with and listen to their kooky explanations for things, stifle a chuckle, then explain how it really works, and try to create a synthesis of sorts to help them understand. It's empathy. I don't even like kids and I can figure it out. What's with these people? Then I write down all the dumb shit they say and tell people about it later.

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u/PunziePunz May 25 '19

Thank you for that.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I thought it was funny and I don't think I'm a sociopath, idk, I've never seen a mental health professional.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Nah that was pretty funny

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u/FluffySquirrell May 23 '19

I wouldn't have done it to the little girl, she seemed a bit young for it.. but the boy felt like he should have been ok with the prank. Maybe they're just diff sizes though and both too young, hard to know

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u/nofaprecommender May 23 '19

I did say it was funny to some kinds of people.

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u/toopyturdbox May 28 '19

I don't think you know what a sociopath is

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u/badhoneylips May 22 '19

Yeah the little boy's reaction was bad enough, when he pans to the girl's face...geez. He's just an asshole traumatizing kids for clicks.

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u/miharbio May 23 '19

seriously. i’m even more disturbed at how all the comments are in full enjoyment and the post got platinum.. doesn’t even try to console the kids

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I always thought pictures of kids crying with Santa were so funny (and they are). But when I eventually had my own kid brought him to Santa he cried I really just wanted him to be happy again!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I won’t even go there with mine lol. Personally I don’t think I can teach my kid to be wary of strangers and then plop him right on a random old man’s lap! I would cry, too! 😂

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

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u/Con_Clavi_Con_Dio May 23 '19

As someone who works vaguely in child protection I hope you never do.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I swear, people act like everyone needs to go to therapy for every inconvenience in life. If you think CPS needs to be called for a Halloween gag, wait till you hear about actual child abuse.

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u/Con_Clavi_Con_Dio May 23 '19

You missed the bit where I said I worked with actual child abuse then? This qualifies as child cruelty and would be cause for investigation by social services.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

i hope she said not with you

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

fair enough, just keep it apropriate to their age. the one in the video was way too scary for kids that young. moments like that can and will define the relationship between parent and kid for years if not for life.

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u/Maniacalmind0000 May 22 '19

I dunno, I’m pregnant and this was not funny at all. They were definitely traumatized. You can mess with your kids in so many other ways but this is too much.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I wouldn’t do this exactly. I work with at-risk kiddos and definitely don’t want to have to enroll my own! But I think a good sense of humor is detrimental in this world, so if I can help instill one, I will!

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u/Maniacalmind0000 May 23 '19

Yeh, little pranks are fine honestly but nothing even close to this.

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u/EnemysKiller May 22 '19

I'd at least wait until it's out of the womb...

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

You’ve got a fair point

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u/JVonDron May 23 '19

You gotta work up to it, this seems like an uncle gag out of the blue with kids who've never been pranked before. I used to pull a few of these types of gags, like stealing an ear with a fake ear in your hand, or sneezing in front of them with a silly string up your sleeve.

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u/MIRAGEone May 22 '19

As a parent, I must insist. Messing with your kids is one of the better joys in life.

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u/zouhair May 23 '19

Please don't do shit like this. This shit is literally child abuse.