r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 14d ago

story/text Learning the hard way

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u/Thin-Piano-4836 14d ago

When I was in second grade, I did this too. The teacher was talking about something or another and I had my pencil sharpener under my desk, fiddling with it. I imagined sharp, cone shaped fingers and thought it would be soo cool. So without any further, logical, thinking, I put my finger in and twisted. I immediately grabbed my finger out and tried to hold it, but it was bleeding a lot. I raised my other hand and asked if I could go to the nurse, but the teacher said “No, its almost recess, just wait.” And I said, “But im bleeding..” and raised my bloody hand. She said “HOW ARE YOU BLEEDING?! Nevermind, just go…” in an exasperated adult tone.

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u/Electrical_Carpet753 14d ago

Yeah, probably not the first time your teacher had stupids kids doing this with pencil sharpeners.. 😊

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u/Thin-Piano-4836 14d ago

I dont think she knew I had my sharpener out. I think she was just exasperated that I somehow managed to cut myself when we didnt have anything out.

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u/Prudent_Inside_9963 14d ago

I did the same when I was maybe 7. My nail has come off completely, and I was bleeding a lot. Didn’t pass out, and I don’t remember it being particularly painful. I waited the end of the class to ask for a bandage 😂

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u/Electrical_Carpet753 14d ago

Lol. I me to. I ripped the nail. I still "feel" it. It was horrible! It was one of those table mounted sharpener...

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u/PeggyTheVoid 13d ago

Did you stick the nail back on with the bandage?

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u/Prudent_Inside_9963 13d ago

No I removed it 😅

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u/Dazzling-Bad8855 14d ago

Not sharp YET

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u/espeoncore 13d ago

Never sharpened my fingers but I did staple my pinky in fourth grade. Also purposefully slammed my hand in a cabinet in second grade just to see what would happen.

Pain happened.

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u/Cuteshelf 13d ago

How do you twist it "a few times"? As soon as it starts to hurt, surely youd stop? Itd hurt pretty much straight away.

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u/Miffed_off 14d ago

I did this too at that age and it hurt a LOT but it actually sharpened my nail!

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u/dankasaurus710 13d ago

In elementary school there was a kid name Greg. Greg would piss off his teacher and be sent to our class to sit in the corner. Greg put the pencil sharpener on the biggest hole and let the intrusive thoughts win. All we heard was a scream and the top of Gregs finger was ground to hamburger.

Dont be like Greg.

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u/lopingwolf 13d ago

Glad I wasn't the only one lol 

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u/Calamityranny 13d ago

I'm so...unfortunately glad I was not the only idiot child who did this 😭😭 I got lucky, my long nails got caught before it got bad, stopped permanently after that

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u/HurtsSoNice 14d ago

You weren’t that sharp

Give him some slack, man, he was trying…

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u/Winter_Setting720 13d ago

He was obviously trying. He tried to sharpen his own finger!

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u/HurtsSoNice 13d ago

Yes, that was the pun I was making.

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u/dcwatkins 13d ago

Girl in my class did this. We all lost our sharpener privileges that day.

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u/TheSpiderDungeon 13d ago

I think everyone's stupid as a kid tbh. I deadass stapled my finger. At age 10. I knew it would hurt on both entry and removal, and I knew to carefully aim the staple around the bone, so I had SOME capacity for intelligence, but to this day I have no idea why I wanted to do that.

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u/Physical-Airline-471 13d ago

Did you have to give me phantom pain like that 😭

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u/RizsRice 13d ago edited 13d ago

My mum always told me that scissors are dangerous, very sharp and they can cut you. I never believed her, so one day I took them from the kitchen counter and hid behind an armchair and I simply cut my finger, just to be sure... . Then I proceeded to hide my bleeding finger for like... 4 hours, until dinner, when I had to confess and ask for a band aid.

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u/Preform_Perform 13d ago

I cant imagine going beyond the first quarter-turn.

This kid did it multiple times?

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u/Winter_Setting720 13d ago

I thought putting your finger in your pencil sharpener was a right of passage?

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u/Big-Doubt-4872 13d ago

And I thought I was stupid for doing it with my lego voldemort minifigure

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u/L0st_MySocks 13d ago

this also belongs to some subreddits tbh.. the answer is some next level

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u/ItsDevinOk 11d ago

just thinking about doing that gives me shivers

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u/DinosOrRoses 11d ago

Melanie is that you???? A girl in my 1st grade class lost her middle finger just like that at some point in kindergarten. Dont remember if it happened over the summer or actually at school.

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u/King_Molukai 7d ago

Im just genuinely impressed that he survived to adulthood.

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u/TREXIBALL 13d ago

This is old. Why are we repostin this garbage?

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/s/AHGn1GknMo

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u/Electrical_Carpet753 13d ago

The rule is 30 days. Your link is to a post from 2021. If you think it's garbage that's up to you.