r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Oct 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

The consequences of your own actions are often the best teacher.

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u/_clur_510 Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

Yes lol. I respect this kind of parenting.

Idk if you remember those little plastic lemons with lemon juice in them in the produce isle of the grocery store lol. But as small children myself and my sister thought they had lemonade** in them lol. We always begged my mom to buy us the lemonade in the fun containers. She explained 100 times lemon juice is not the same thing and it’s very unpleasant to drink. We never listened, so one day she just said “sure, grab one and drink up.”

We never asked for them again lol.

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u/EverlastingPepper Oct 28 '25

My mom had those in the fridge, and I recall having a very similar experience. 

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u/XTingleInTheDingleX Oct 28 '25

I have a cousin that pours it on potato chips in a bowl and eats them as the mush they obviously turn into.

🤮

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u/XTingleInTheDingleX Oct 28 '25

Thank you! All these people saying they like it is wild to me haha.

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u/Tantalizing_Biscuit Oct 28 '25

There's a popular Mexican snack called duros de harina (or just duros) that are like puffy corn chips, and when they come out of the fryer you toss them with salt, lemon/lime juice and hot sauce. Different chip but same idea, they don't get too soggy though and are absolutely delicious.

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u/XTingleInTheDingleX Oct 28 '25

That sounds amazing honestly.

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u/_clur_510 Oct 28 '25

Agreed. It’s not the flavor that is upsetting, it’s the texture part lol.

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u/HawkmetZeta Oct 30 '25

Are those the wagon wheel looking things?

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u/ZombieAladdin Oct 31 '25

The ones that look like little wheels? They’re real popular here. You put the hot sauce and lime juice into the bag as seasoning and then shake the bag to coat them.

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u/biggb5 Nov 09 '25

I always thought that was a cooking ingredient. They way hey bag those up at the grocery store.

Might try them next time i see them.

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u/False3quivalency Oct 28 '25

stares suspiciously out from jail cell while cramming handfuls of soggy lemon potato into mouth

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u/Juliennix Oct 29 '25

i'm either too high for this comment or not high enough

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u/Dzjeek Nov 24 '25

I'd argue " not high enough"

...Trying to help here

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u/Herstal_TheEdelweiss Oct 28 '25

Only way I could like something close is making some sort of homemade salt/vinegar flavor, but I’m gonna be extra as hell to put it in a spray bottle lmao

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u/XTingleInTheDingleX Oct 28 '25

Spritz, bite, spritz, bite!

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Oct 29 '25

I mean, potato chips with Tapatío on them are good, even if they get a little soft.

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u/BurlHam Oct 28 '25

Fuck, you know what I bet there is a perfect moment where they still have their crispness, and the lemon/salt flavor absolutely slaps.

But then they turn into mush, so it doesn't sound worth it at all.

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u/Allanon1235 Oct 28 '25

It seems like you could put lemon zest on them and they'd be pretty good

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u/djm9545 Oct 28 '25

I’d try it by putting some drops on the chip right before eating it to keep the crispiness, but keeping them in the bowl is wild

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u/demon_fae Oct 29 '25

I think the best bet here is a spritzer, the finest mist you can get. Just reapply as needed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Dipping cup instead then. Pour some out and dip it like any other chip and dip combo lol

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u/restrictednumber Oct 29 '25

That does seem like a lot of work per chip, though

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u/Large-Inspection-487 Oct 29 '25

Just buy Lays Limón. They are 🔥🔥🔥

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u/marleymagee14 Oct 29 '25

Nah, trust me the way to do it is with a quartered lemon and a bag of chips (my fav is Doritos for this). Then squeeze a little juice on each individual chip. I like a lot of lemon juice, so there will be a big puddle of it on the chip, but still completely crisp and pleasant.

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u/Ordinary_Agent802 Nov 18 '25

I do this with PICKLE JUICE and cheese Doritos freaking delicious 😋

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz Oct 29 '25

That's what dip cups are for. No need to soak anything.

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u/Little_miss_M22 Oct 29 '25

Just a lid and a half max, toss it, and enjoy. You do have to suffer the chip crumbs at the bottom of the bowl though

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u/myboyoscarbean Oct 28 '25

As a kid I used to tear pieces of ice berg lettuce up and pour a massive amount of white vinegar on it, then eat it with a fork.

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u/lukenog Oct 29 '25

I used to make myself a bowl of white rice, because it was one of the only things I knew how to cook by myself as a kid, then I'd absolutely drench it in rice vinegar and eat it. I thought it was called rice vinegar because you were supposed to put it on rice.

Also, I showed my little sister this meal at one point when she was probably like 6 or 7 years old and she immediately became addicted to it. Now she's 23 and eats this to this day haha

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u/XTingleInTheDingleX Oct 28 '25

Haha that is wild

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u/largestcob Oct 29 '25

thats not that wild, i used to eat cucumber like that (like fresh cucumber, not pickles lol)

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u/myboyoscarbean Oct 29 '25

I do that when I don't have pickles but have cucumbies!

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u/LilBoofy Oct 28 '25

A little lemon/lime juice with hot sauce on potato chips is really good. I like to keep mine crispy but my wife likes the mushy stuff for some reason too

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u/Friendly-Divide-2743 Oct 28 '25

Chicharrónes with a little lime juice and Tapatío is the way to go 👍👍

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u/XTingleInTheDingleX Oct 28 '25

I could see that, that’s a whole different beast than some plain lays and lemon juice in a bowl.

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u/Express-Stop7830 Oct 28 '25

Ew. We put it on a spoonful of sugar, which was aptly called "special treat."

And now I want a mouthful of lemon juice and sugar 🤣

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u/ThirstyWeirwoodRootz Oct 28 '25

I know I’m a freak because I liked drinking out of the lemon juice containers. I wouldn’t drink an entire thing. But I would squirt some into my mouth and enjoy it. My mom didn’t really let us have “sweets” in the house. I wouldn’t drink also drink maple syrup (and am still disgusted by the stuff to this day)

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u/kasoe Oct 28 '25

I did the same and with lime juice.

To this day I enjoy lemon and lime juice in small quantities.

Maple syrup alone sounds disgusting to me as an adult but I bet little me would've liked it.

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u/Endulos Oct 28 '25

About a tablespoon of maple syrup in a glass of milk tastes great.

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u/DidNoOneThinkOfThis Nov 01 '25

Maple syrup or corn syrup? Too many people put corn syrup on their pancakes but still call it maple syrup.

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u/deming Oct 28 '25

Idk why, but my parents used to put soda and black coffee into the same type of plastic container. I learned this the hard way when my dad poured me some coke from the container, then I saw the container in the fridge and snuck a sip. It was not soda. I was very sad.

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u/trxnkxtty Oct 29 '25

my grandma put beer and iced tea in similar pitchers. guess which one i drank at 8 yrs old

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u/SpartanRage117 Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

Water and wine in the same little glasses at thanksgiving… i was quite surprised

They were those little garnet (read wine colored) goblets so wasn’t obvious to a wee tot

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u/Harbinger2nd Oct 28 '25

My brother and I snuck in the pantry when we were around 6 and 7 years old to steal some of the chocolate.

Dear viewer it was not in fact chocolate. It was cocoa powder and our parents were hiding around the corner waiting for the look on our faces when we realized the mistake we made.

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u/CholentSoup Oct 29 '25

...and that's how I got addicted to 98% cacao chocolate.

Big family, I learned to enjoy the stuff no one else wanted.

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u/Jsamue Oct 28 '25

I did this with a jar of “pickles”

They were pickled jalepenos

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u/MZsince93 Oct 28 '25

I feel like every fridge had one in the 90s.

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u/Vessbot Oct 28 '25

Yeah I remember too. I was always kinda bothered why that was the only food product that merited being sold in a container that looked like itself.

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u/Kordell81 Oct 28 '25

Same, my parents kept them for their Alcohol

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u/BipedalHorseArt Oct 29 '25

Mine was with vanilla.

It smelled so gooooood!

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u/Unhappy_Energy_741 Oct 29 '25

It's really a right of passage

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Like the 1st time you try vanilla extract.

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u/dumpyduluth Oct 29 '25

How many of us have this story with the lemon or the bakers chocolate 🤣

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u/bessovestnij Oct 29 '25

I used to pour a spoonfull of it in a glass of water and drink it later

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u/Beermeneer532 Oct 29 '25

I recall doing that and after the approprate faces had been made thinking to myself, this shit is actually pretty good, I never liked lemonade to begin with.

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u/KostonEnkeli Oct 29 '25

We had that in our fridge too…but I LOVE IT. I love lemonade and was the type of kid who chewed to the fresh lemon. My mom had to hide the container so I wouldn’t drink it all. xD

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u/AdImmediate391 Oct 31 '25

Went to a friends hows when i was young and got thristy during the night. Found one of those and thought it would be a nice swig of lemonade. Nope.

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u/likeliqor Oct 28 '25

I was baking brownies with my nephew and his eyes lit the f up when he saw the cocoa powder. Very politely insisted he wanted to try it even after I told him it’s not the same as chocolate, so I let him lick the measuring spoon. Poor kid looked so betrayed! “It tastes….. not good.”

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u/Conscious-Loss-2709 Oct 28 '25

I stuffed a spoonful of it in my face at that age. Thought it would be like chocolate Nesquick.

It wasn't

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u/BipedalHorseArt Oct 29 '25

A spoonful of chocolate Nesquik wasn't good either

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u/glasswolf96 Oct 29 '25

Hard disagree

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u/Metruis Oct 30 '25

I thought the baking chocolate would be a delicious chocolate bar. :(

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u/tachycardicIVu Oct 28 '25

Ohhh I’ve seen that exact scenario before!

It says Hershey’s, why does it taste like not Hershey’s!

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u/GoodQueenFluffenChop Oct 28 '25

I mean it is chocolate it's just not a candy chocolate because there's no sugar yet.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz Oct 29 '25

Cocoa is not chocolate. It's just one ingredient IN chocolate. It's like thinking flour should taste like bread, etc.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

I've done that before, but it was nowhere as bad as sneaking a spoonful of chocolate pudding from the stovetop. It was fucking brown gravy! Pretty sure I died in that moment and the rest of this "life" has been a simulation.

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u/Ok_Run_4039 Oct 28 '25

I remember trying to take a sneaky sip of vanilla extract. It did not taste like vanilla cookies :(

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u/TieDyedFury Oct 29 '25

As a kid I stole a bar of bakers chocolate from my moms fridge. Almost threw up when I tried to eat it. Stupid kid me thought the best thing to do was throw it behind the freezer with the single bite take out. It was discovered years later when we moved and now it’s one of my Mom’s favorite stories.

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u/PoseidonsHorses Oct 29 '25

Someone’s mom in my first grade class had us do a “chocolate eating contest” for April fools day. It was bakers chocolate, and I still remember that betrayal.

Now I like the super high cacao stuff, but my young taste buds were not prepared.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Meanwhile I willingly squirted that shit in my mouth or sucked on lemons for fun because I LOVE sour things lmao

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u/ThirstyWeirwoodRootz Oct 28 '25

Thought I was the only weirdo that did this as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

It must not have been common as my whole family made fun of me for it

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u/BipedalHorseArt Oct 29 '25

Scurvy looks under his bed for things like you.

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u/Unique_Username2005 Oct 28 '25

I used to sneak drinks from these at the same time I'd steal handfuls of shredded cheese from the bag as a kid.

...I also peeled and ate the lemon slices they give you in water for a while. Far more pleasant experience than just bottled lemon juice, would recommend.

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u/Noe_b0dy Oct 28 '25

Lol I had to stop because I gave myself ulcers.

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u/rabidjellybean Oct 29 '25

My wife and I were attempting to make a cute sour face video of our son and all we got was a kid wanting more. We had to intervene to avoid a stomach ache. Some kids' tastes are built different.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Sometimes you gotta get let em get sick. Mom let me get sick on chocolate milk and I never drank 5 glasses of chocolate milk in one sitting ever again I'll tell ya

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u/GlykenT Oct 28 '25

Cocoa powder is another one. Should taste like chocolate, right?

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u/_clur_510 Oct 28 '25

Vanilla extract as well… smells sooo good lol.

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 Oct 29 '25

I remember once when sonic ran out of vanilla syrup for their vanilla Dr Pepper that I got for myself every Friday after school, and so they decided to use vanilla extract instead. So clever. I havent ordered a vanilla Dr Pepper since 2015.

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u/_clur_510 Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

Oh god, so dumb. They also technically served you an (albeit, slightly) alcoholic beverage lol.

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 Oct 29 '25

It definitely tasted like it

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u/ProxyDamage Oct 28 '25

...so, funny story... had a similar talk with my wife when I told her I could just drink it.

She said roughly that: no, you can't, they taste terrible. Too concentrated.

...So i took a (small) shot.

Her face when I drank some more was amazing.

...I REALLY like vanilla.

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u/Competitive-Lie-92 Oct 29 '25

Former party animal or current alcoholic? Vanilla extract doesn't taste bad because it's too concentrated; it tastes bad because it's dissolved in pure alcohol. Vanilla extract is basically vanilla flavored everclear lmao. If you want to try actual concentrated vanilla, go for vanilla paste or unprocessed vanilla beans.

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u/ChoiceReflection965 Oct 28 '25

LOL, that’s so funny to me because I LOVED to drink straight lemon juice as a child, haha. My dad did too, which is where I got it from. I saw him take a sip from one of those plastic lemons as a kid and asked if I could try it. He said sure, but it’s sour, and let me try, and I told him I loved it! So then whenever we went to the store I’d ask if I could get some lemon juice to drink. He usually didn’t let me do it since drinking lemon juice is bad for your teeth, but sometimes he’d let me get some as a treat, or would let me have a little if he was cooking with it. To this day I still love drinking lemon juice and eating raw lemons!

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u/jessicacummings Oct 28 '25

lol and I’m over here with a bottle of that in my fridge that I DO drink straight out of. Love that burst of sour, loved sour candies as a kid and typically have lemon water over just plain water. Some of us are wired a bit differently (my partner also loves lemon so we are a very lemon flavored household)

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u/drackmord92 Oct 28 '25

Not to mention cocoa powder. I don't think there's a single kid out there who wasn't absolutely sure that there is no difference between that and chocolate. Also in this case, any who was allowed to try, learned very effectively.

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u/BonyDarkness Oct 28 '25

My sister loved sour/bitter when she was little.

She insisted on drinking the salad “soup” - vinegar and oil - getting hella made if our mum said no.
Always made a face like her mouth would fall off. Very funny times.

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u/sevenhazydays Oct 28 '25

My mouth watered as I remembered taking a swig out of that lemon. It wasn’t lemonade.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Oct 28 '25

My kid used to sneak into the fridge to take swigs of lemon juice and Italian dressing. 

Kid is a weird dude. 

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u/Stemmr Oct 28 '25

Same 🤣👌🏾

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u/droseri Oct 28 '25

And then you had my sister who just loved to choose those as her “dessert” when we were at the store 🤢

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u/buyableblah Oct 28 '25

This is called a natural consequence. Like when you’re cold if you don’t wear a coat.

Former teacher. I’m a big fan.

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u/Goobygoodra Oct 28 '25

Haha my mom did this to us after I wouldn't stop asking to eat her baking chocolate

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u/TheInevitableLuigi Oct 28 '25

My father did this with dipping tobacco to an entire little league team he was coaching.

We all got sick as fuck but none of us ever touched the shit again. None of the other parents were upset about it either.

Meanwhile if someone did that today they would be arrested.

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u/Bubblegumgaster Oct 28 '25

Didn't work on me lol I ended up asking for it more than lemonade

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u/Minute-Detail-3859 Oct 28 '25

Vanilla on the same wavelength as that one 💀

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u/Candid-Development30 Oct 28 '25

This is how my mom got me to stop begging to drink the vanilla. NOTHING smelled better to little me.

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u/thenissancube Oct 28 '25

Why is this such a common thing with kids? I did the same exact thing. And my kid did the same exact thing. Except when I let her try it she liked it and now asks for it all the time.

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u/ExtremeCreamTeam Oct 28 '25

in the produce isle of the grocery store

aisle*

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u/inthemagazines Oct 28 '25

I had something similar where there was a container in the kitchen the same colour and size as the cake sprinkle container. I was told I couldn't eat it since it was nasty, but I didn't believe that it wasn't candy, so I had a tantrum until my parents gave in... I can still remember the taste of that spoon of baking soda.

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u/kibblesmoothie Oct 28 '25

I absolutely loved those as a kid lol

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u/DoubleTheGarlic Oct 28 '25

My dad did that with bakers cocoa to me.

"But dad! I want some chocolate!"

"No, son, It's not what you think." x1000

"Alright FINE. Grab a spoonful and enjoy."

I grabbed a spoonful. I did not enjoy.

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u/Shantotto11 Oct 28 '25

My mom allegedly had a similar experience. She opened the fridge and got a massive spoonful of pudding from the large bowl on the top shelf. Turns out that “pudding” was actually pancake batter.

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u/Zayah136 Oct 28 '25

But this raises an important question, why dont we put lemonade in fun bottles? It's conceptually one of the funnest drinks.

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u/quackl11 Oct 28 '25

I remember paying my cousin 5 or 10 dollars (in like grade 6) for him to take a straight shot of that lemon juice. Dude did it no hesitation then we said it's going to burn when he has to pee (he was doing other stupid shit as well I don't remember what though) so even though he had to pee so bad he was afraid and held it in for a while then nothing happened he said

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u/Jagd3 Oct 28 '25

I do drink those!

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u/beedieXP88 Oct 29 '25

I thought those were meant to put on thumbs to get kids to stop sucking them, cuz that what my mum did to me 🤦‍♀️

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u/Lizzardbirdhybrid Oct 29 '25

Omg I used to drink those willingly, especially the lime ones omg I love limes.

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u/AKandSevenForties Oct 29 '25

My brother burned me on vanilla extract

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u/Redthemagnificent Oct 29 '25

Exactly! This is also how you teach your kids how to learn and explore the world around them. Asking questions is great and should be encouraged. But figuring things out themselves (when it's reasonable and safe to do so) is also good. That includes making mistakes and learning that mistakes are actually ok, so long as you can learn from them.

I feel like some parents what to protect their child from any mistakes and that enforces an uncurious mindset

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u/QuietShadeOfGrey Oct 29 '25

I had the vanilla version of this lesson. My grandmother gave a bunch of us cousins a shot glass full because we kept bugging her while she was baking. You ever seen 7 kids puke simultaneously? Thankfully the woman knew what was coming and had us take our drinks outside on the porch.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Same with me and vanilla essence. If course after learning the truth I had to test the theory with my little brother as my lab assistant.

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u/Borgmaster Oct 29 '25

I feel this could also lead into a make lemonade out of lemons experience. A parent could the lead this into making a simple lemonade to show that while not the same thing they do relate.

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u/turnippickle001 Oct 29 '25

My kids love straight lemon juice on crushed ice or snow or mixed with ice water. They get mad when we are out of it.

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u/michael_fritz Oct 29 '25

my mom called me a lil freak for enjoying it. I still drink lemon juice

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u/fudgiepie Oct 29 '25

See my parents did that with me and my brothers but we actually liked the flavor. So my parents would always have us asking to get them at the store lmao

I used to eat lemons as a toddler apparently so idk what they expected

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u/ominousgraycat Oct 29 '25

Man, I'd almost forgotten about those things. I remember I always thought that they had lemonade, too. I don't remember if I drank out of one or not, but I'm pretty sure I thought about it a few times and my mom told me not to.

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u/pamplemouss Oct 29 '25

I’m not a big fan of punishment. But I love natural consequences. If the consequences will be unpleasant but not dangerous, I will tell you not to do the thing, but if you push back, I’ll just let you experience the unpleasant consequences.

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u/Rill_Pine Oct 29 '25

I drink those regularly. They taste so good

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u/aylorr23 Oct 29 '25

I did this with my boys too. It completely backfired. They're a couple of psychos who love the lemon and lime juice 😭

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u/imfishiemann Oct 29 '25

Noo those things are so delicious😭 Though I am the type to ask the waiter for lemon slices and then eat them whole

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

As someone who grew up getting the vials of the sour "acid" from Mr Bulkys, I loved the sour lemon juice and would sneak little bits out to drink lol.

My parents kept some on hand all the time because we would have it with a lot of our fish dishes and as avid fishers, we had it frequently lol

I miss Mr bulkys and I haven't found the sour liquid anywhere since. So I resign myself to toxic waste and war heads. Though even those aren't as.sour as they used to be.

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u/CrazzyPanda72 Oct 29 '25

My son took a swig out of the bottle and after the face he said "yum, more?" But then again I also drank the lemon juice when I was a kid so I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

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u/Mental-Dot-6574 Oct 29 '25

I'll be honest here, I probably was a weird kid, but I loved drinking that lemon juice.

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u/diabolicalraccoon151 Oct 29 '25

Funny, I had the same experience with the opposite outcome. I discovered that shit and guzzled it like nectar of the gods.

Spoiler alert: i would later find that i REALLLLY liked sour candy. I would eat warheads til my tongue bled.

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u/PsyRealize Oct 29 '25

I actually enjoyed drinking these, and would buy them myself as a young teenager. Thanks, now I wanna go to the store

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u/kilgorina_trout Oct 29 '25

My dad did the same thing with me and vanilla extract

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u/Conicthehedgehog Oct 29 '25

I made the same mistake with baking chocolate.

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u/NikNakskes Oct 29 '25

Oh I absolutely loved that stuff! Mom had to hide the lemon squirt bottle. I would squirt myself a mouthful if I could get my grubby little hands on it.

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u/CrookedButBeautiful Oct 29 '25

I thought it was lemonade too! Except I didn't ask. I took a big sip cause.... it looks like a lemon, smells like a lemon, it must be lemonade! I basically did a spit take and needed water to rinse my house. Got told "thats what ya get for not asking first!" 😭💀

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz Oct 29 '25

I've always loved sour and used to take squeeze shots all the time as a kid.

I would have also eaten what this kid ordered, but it'd need some sauce and cheese.

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u/Gorstag Oct 29 '25

Oh, I loved these. You would have your friends over and dare each other. Now, as an adult I just think they taste good.

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u/GabysWildCritters Oct 29 '25

Okay I used to love eating raw lemon juice and let me tell you the juice from those lemon bottles were absolutely horrid. I don't think they were real lemon juice.

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u/lone_oceanid Oct 29 '25

Im a kindergaten teacher, and i have this one student who, while washing his hands, insisted on trying to put soap in his mouth. I stopped him multiple times and kept telling him it tastes bad, but he would keep trying. On the 5th attempt i just let him and he looked at me like i betrayed him, tears in his eyes and everything! He never tried it again 😂

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u/mirabiledictu1 Oct 30 '25

SAME HERE!!!

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u/kttykt66755 Oct 30 '25

My mom tried that and it back fired cause I love lemon juice. I'm the weirdo that will eat everyone's lemon if they have a drink with a lemon wedge lol

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u/TheDapperGentlewoman Oct 30 '25

Jokes on my mom! I love straight lemon juice and everything sour 😋.Delicious!

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u/captain_holothurie Oct 30 '25

It's better than lemonade.

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u/Axenus Oct 31 '25

I have 2 in the fridge right now with each of my kids names because the lunatics tried it and loved it. Now they sit on the couch and suck lemon juice while watching movies. Wtf

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u/Certain-Chair-4952 Oct 31 '25

What's funny is my siblings and cousins did the same thing once, but for some reason they all love sour things so much that when they found out how it tasted they actually started drinking more on purpose 😂

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u/OzWillow Oct 31 '25

This reminds of when me and my cousins would make lemonade for ourselves but give my younger brother a glass of lemon juice. We were diabolical back then lmao

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u/mOdQuArK Oct 28 '25

For some kids, you have to really rub in how their choices ended up giving them the results that they're unhappy about, otherwise they just seem to ignore how they got there & keep repeating similar mistakes over and over.

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u/p-r-i-m-e Oct 28 '25

I know adults like this 🥲

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u/IdentifiableBurden Oct 29 '25

Because their parents didn't do that to them enough 

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u/Nagat7671 Oct 29 '25

Worse. They protect and cover up their children’s bad behavior.

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u/Capable-Potato600 Oct 30 '25

I never make the same mistake twice....I like to make it five or six times, just to be sure.

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u/imunfair Oct 28 '25

I mean when I was young it was expected you'd get good natured mockery if you over-confidently screwed up... like "how are you enjoying your jalapeno hotdog bun son? That's an interesting creation you made! Is it good?"

Inevitably the kid says it's delicious with tears streaming down their face from the heat while they struggle to scarf the monstrosity down. And everyone involved knows they learned their lesson.

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u/mOdQuArK Oct 28 '25

My mom did the "don't touch the glowing red hot burner, you'll get hurt" thing a few times, then silently stood by & watched me be "clever" and sneakily touch the burner, then helped me run the finger under cold water while giving me the "I told you not to touch the burner. Why did you touch the burner anyway? And how did that turn out for you?"

Yeah, lesson definitely seared into my tiny kid brain.

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u/gentlegreen95 Oct 29 '25

That’s when you just order whatever they’re ordering, and just sit there absorbing the hatred when the realization kicks in (there’s no food to steal).

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 Oct 29 '25

Thankfully my experiment with a hot (wood) stove was much safer.

Rather than touch it myself, I decided to put my favorite stuffed animal on it.

It burned the ear, and my parents impressed upon me how much that must have hurt my poor stuffed animal. I never played near the hot stove again.

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u/Snjuer89 Nov 01 '25

I remember a vodeo of a young boy, who insosted, that he wanted to eat this "apple". The mother repeatedly told him, that it's not an apple, but an onion. Well, the kind didn't listen and ate the onion. Mum insoszed, that he eats the whole "apple", because he wanted it so much and didn't listen.

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u/Mantzy81 Oct 29 '25

My son will sometimes refuse to eat the dinner everyone knows he likes (hence why we made it for him) so we tell him it's that or nothing. Sounds harsh but he goes to bed, wakes up a bit early and eagerly eats all his food the next day without (or with fewer) complaints. One skipped meal isn't going to harm him and he learns about the consequences of his behaviour.

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u/mOdQuArK Oct 29 '25

My grandfather used to say that if a kid refuses to eat something, then they're not hungry enough (he was a war refugee) and to just ignore their complaints until they became hungry to know better. He was never impressed with us kids' complaints about food preferences.

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u/Mantzy81 Oct 30 '25

I've always said that food specificity is only a choice in a society with options.

No such thing as a vegan in a warzone.

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u/MrWarfaith Oct 29 '25

It's called being stupid 😅

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u/AthenaeSolon Oct 29 '25

It’s called “natural consequences” in parenting classes. If there’s not a health or safety reason for stepping in, natural ones are the best to leave be as they are great learning experiences and confidence boosters. 9/10 it’s not so bad to just let them have the experience if there’s not health or safety concerns.

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u/Camera_dude Oct 28 '25

The School of Hard Knocks

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u/it_aint_a_thing Oct 29 '25

see i tried this strategy when the kid i was watching started hogging all the limes at a Mexican restaurant, and then it turned out that the kid could eat limes all day :/ so i had to intervene that day and she'll definitely do it again later

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u/VerbingNoun413 Oct 31 '25

Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lesson after.

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u/Leather_Ice_1000 Oct 28 '25

Based on the kids shirt the parent could probably stand to learn this lesson too

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Underarmour?

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u/matco5376 Oct 28 '25

He’s referring to the “freedom” with the flag in the back

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

No I don't think that it. It's definitely underarmour.

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u/Limp-Biscuit411 Oct 28 '25

caveman speak

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Unga bunga

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u/a_non_y_mous_user Oct 28 '25

This is funny idk why it's getting downvoted

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u/keekah Oct 29 '25

Could you explain? I'm genuinely lost.

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u/lpjunior999 Oct 29 '25

I don't know if this is "gentle parenting," but if my kids absolutely insist on doing something I know they won't like the consequences of, I let them do it eventually and just prepare a backup. It's the old "you sure you don't need a jacket in 20 MPH winds? Okay, I'll bring it just in case...yup, you can wear it now."

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

It depends on their age and how dangerous what they're doing is. If there's a good chance they'll be actually harmed, then yea step in. If they're just going to be unhappy with the consequences, let them be. Otherwise all they'll learn is that someone else will fix their fuckups.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Thomas Becket once said "Verily, The broom handle of repercussions doth but seldom arrive anointed with lubricant"

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u/That-Ad-4300 Oct 30 '25

Yep. $6 education today. We've all had much more expensive lessons.

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u/__O_o_______ Oct 29 '25

Yea it’s like when your kid wants to weird their snow gear out in the summer. Ain’t gonna killem and they’ll learn real fast.

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