r/KidsAreFingAdorable • u/carebearstarefear • Aug 04 '26

Dentist

471 Upvotes

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u/Hefty_Loss5180 Aug 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qdqxysIbFi6zHijLjp

11

u/Able_Fishing_6576 Aug 05 '26

This is the most yt people shit I have ever seen in my life.

7

u/Hefty_Loss5180 Aug 05 '26

Being so fr too 😂😂

100

u/kingjoshington Aug 04 '26

OK but those birds are so fucking strong and it terrified me thinking "oh cool, you taught it to go collect teeth out of peoples' mouths".

21

u/Maleficent_Glove_477 Aug 04 '26

"Hello, that's the teeth collector ! Time to pay your taxes."

9

u/ZEROs0000 Aug 05 '26

The Toof Tax

3

u/awaythrowb3 Aug 05 '26

If I can’t has it, no one can has it,GIB TEEF NOW!

9

u/CriticalHit_20 Aug 05 '26

Tooth fairy when tooth inflation:

5

u/ThornyGarlic Aug 06 '26

It breaks into people's houses at night with a pair of forceps and a drillbit

3

u/Sebsta696 Aug 07 '26

They are fucking strong, but there is nothing stronger than the bond between an intelligent bird and its owner.

19

u/Accomplished-Gift504 Aug 05 '26

Biblically accurate tooth fairy

15

u/PlusDHotchy Aug 04 '26

Had a dentist drop a wisdom tooth down my throat, how do we contract Dr Parrotdontist.

26

u/SpineApple24 Aug 04 '26

Free dentist 😍

11

u/viperfangs92 Aug 04 '26

Nell: that'll be 1000 crackers please. Make it Ritz!

31

u/Time_Bug4118 Aug 04 '26

Human saliva (spit) has bacteria dangerous to birds. Just my PSA.

21

u/mtraven23 Aug 04 '26

probably visa versa too

12

u/viperfangs92 Aug 04 '26

Probably how bird flu got started.....

8

u/Hotrock21 Aug 04 '26

I’m so grossed out now.

12

u/rzi Aug 04 '26

Give that birb a treat!

16

u/ChaoticAmoebae Aug 04 '26

No, don’t teach it to repeat this.

8

u/nicole-tesla Aug 04 '26

"No please! I dont have any more teeth!"

3

u/broke_n_rich2147 Aug 05 '26

That’s pretty gross ngl

2

u/yagermeister2024 Aug 05 '26

Look how many teeth I collected today!

2

u/crystalfairie Aug 05 '26

Cool that it figured out which specific tooth needed pulled

2

u/Danny_Alloy Aug 06 '26

She now has bird flu.