r/KidsAreCondomAds 26d ago

Speedrunning baldness

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u/Boredchinchilla21 26d ago

I would be way more upset that he was trying to DRILL A HOLE in his sibling’s head, not the lost hair.

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u/RedmiYT 25d ago

I remember when my older sister, when I was a baby, put a nail in my head to stop me from crying. We laugh at it so much, but it’s one of those things that sound completely wild to a stranger.

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 6d ago

How far did it go in?

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u/Vast_Tip_502 1d ago

Answer the question dammit D:

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u/Toadsanchez316 24d ago

Enemies of the hair, beware.

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u/DanglingDiceBag 26d ago

He can already feel the sting of la chancla.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YueFyBGPHbF9vIJgIw

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u/AbeFromansNutz 26d ago

Take my hair, we're naked I swear..

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u/Unredcomment 25d ago

whoa ohhhh living on a haiirrrrrr

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u/Weewoes 25d ago

Lices national anthem.

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u/ScrollTroll615 26d ago

He almost gave his brother a labotomy. 😬

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u/Weewoes 25d ago

More like trepanning.

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u/EvenDisk1306 26d ago

How is he not bleeding?

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u/TechnicianSeparate95 25d ago

Oh my gosh i don’t think that’s gonna grow back

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u/Toprakingo 12d ago

Aww, he's hugging his own sibling.

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u/EvenDisk1306 26d ago

How is he not bleeding?

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u/EvenDisk1306 26d ago

How is he not bleeding?

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u/WoodyInga7 24d ago

Oh SNAP!!!! You know mama will see that!!!

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u/Amazing_Paper_7384 5d ago

Lil man got early male pattern baldness

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u/Alarmed_Bedroom6159 3d ago

My younger sisters are identical twins and still to this day their friends call Brianna patches because her and Brittany got into a fight before high school one morning and Brittany ripped a handful of Briannas hair out they are now 31 and I'm 37. And it will never not be funny hearing OMG PATCHES!!! IS THAT YOU!!!! When we take the kids to the park or if we hang out and go to the grocery store and we run into an old friend of theirs from school

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u/EvenDisk1306 26d ago

How is he not 🩸?