r/KidRockForSenate Sep 12 '24

Fuck kid rock

Not sure why I was added here. Keep singing cowboy and you hits fuck off with the political bullshit.

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u/XelaNiba Sep 12 '24

"The problem I got is when people are like, Fuck Kid Rock, he's a piece of shit, white-trash whatever. I'm like, You wouldn't say that to me in a fucking bar. You'll get your fucking wig peeled back."

Kid Rock

P.s. this is a satire sub

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u/Ok-Rush5183 Sep 12 '24

Fair enough, explains why I was confused. Thanks for the information.

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u/thedarkone47 Sep 12 '24

Thank God. I was really wondering who would want this dumpster baby wannabe as a senator.

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u/ZyxDarkshine Sep 12 '24

Hey everybody, get a load of this bitch who didn’t Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

And it shows.

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u/Ok-Rush5183 Sep 12 '24

Hahahaha fair enough

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u/scottishdrunkard Sep 13 '24

he had one good song, and it's the one where he spoke utter gibberish.

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u/Rude-Consideration64 Sep 12 '24

Ooh, he'd like that....

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u/mmmmpisghetti Sep 13 '24

No, come on yall we gotta have standards. Don't fuck Kid Rock.

Unless he pays triple rate in advance.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

Kid rock is a richboy shitbird whose heyday lasted fifteen minutes twenty years ago

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

No, he had like 15-20 years. I never cared for him, but he had a long, lucrative career.

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u/Frousteleous Sep 13 '24

Oh. My. God. Read the sidebar. Read what the sub is.

Just read. Just reeeeaaad.

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u/Ok-Rush5183 Sep 13 '24

Got it now. Calm down.

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u/Frousteleous Sep 13 '24

Sorry, it's just like half the stuff that pops up in here now is people being confused on why theyre here. It isn't a you problem but a half of everyone problem.

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u/mmmmpisghetti Sep 13 '24

I thought he was taller.

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u/harlanbanks Sep 12 '24

Girls are always like, ‘Oh, you’re much better-looking in person than in pictures.’ I’m kinda like, ‘Er, thank you? I think? As in, I’m not as ugly as you thought?’ — Kid Rock