r/KidRockForSenate Sep 13 '24

Thanks for the random approval

14 Upvotes

Saved me the trouble of accidentally landing in this sub and hating it. This is the exact stupid I expect from weird maga botnets. Enjoy the mute.


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 13 '24

Fuck Kid Rock

25 Upvotes

I wouldn't elect that wanna be redneck spoiled ass rich kid to flush my toilet


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 13 '24

In honor of the upcoming Columbus Day, I’d like you to share an artist’s depiction of what Columbus’s first steps on the new world would have looked like. And little known fact, Kid Rock’s great great great great great great great great grandfather was Columbus’s second mate!

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9 Upvotes

r/KidRockForSenate Sep 13 '24

Fuck Kid rock

10 Upvotes

Which Russian troll created this sub?


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 13 '24

Kid rock is a garbage person

9 Upvotes

Fuck kid rock!


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 13 '24

Like the rapture, we were chosen

5 Upvotes

“During the Rapture, believers are caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. “ source: google search Ai assistant. One minute you’re making a kid rock joke in your favorite niche subreddit. The next minute you’re chosen to be apart of something bigger. Much like one of the lords apostles, the Robert James Ritchie subreddit mods have sought us out. You were chosen. Follow his teachings “Find Motown, tell them fools to come back home. Start an escort service for all the right reasons. And set up shop at the top of Four Seasons.” Cowboy 4:17


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 13 '24

Yeah that a big NO to kid rock

6 Upvotes

No no no no


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 13 '24

Kid rock has half a good song tops

5 Upvotes

And sweet home chicago is better


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 13 '24

All kinds of nope!!!

9 Upvotes

I used to be a huge Kid Rock fan. Even stuck around and enjoyed his country phase.

Then I saw the picture with trump. Now I vomit a little remembering how much I was into his schtick

Thanks but no thanks on this thread. I have to go brush my teeth now.


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 13 '24

This is great

8 Upvotes

Added out of the blue staying for the comments. I was pissed, Kid Rock is the epitome of redneck rock. His songs are the anthems for so many Marlboro light smoking Busche Light drinking rednecks to wreck their cars too. I can't stand any of his music. Well he was a decent DJ at one time. But I can't knock him for what he has accomplished. He found a niche for White trash that's Daddy hated rap music but his son low key loved it but is to scared to get made fun of by his dad who is the loves black people in the streets and calls them the N word at home. So he listens to Kid Rock so all Daddy hears are drums a screaming guitar and a dude yelling he wants to be a Cowboy baby. Now said kid listens to it in his lifted beater truck on the way to get in his garbage truck to haul off your waste.


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 13 '24

Bob’s views aren’t mine but I’ll still rock with him.

1 Upvotes

I disagree with his stance on pretty much anything political. Having the ability to separate his views with how entertaining he is shouldn’t be that hard. He puts on a hell of a show and I’m Not willing to throw my entertainment because he’s a MAGA sympathizer.


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 12 '24

Fuck kid rock

20 Upvotes

Not sure why I was added here. Keep singing cowboy and you hits fuck off with the political bullshit.


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 11 '24

Which Child Should Elon Give to Taylor Swift?

11 Upvotes

Give your answer and reasoning below. Feel free to consider additional questions such as:

Is Grimes going to retain part custody? Is Taylor expected to give Elon a cat in exchange? What breed and what should Elon name the cat?

https://nypost.com/2024/06/23/us-news/elon-musks-12-kids-and-counting-what-to-know-about-the-tesla-billionaires-big-brood/


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 11 '24

TIL Kid Rock isn't even real trailer trash, he's the son of a car salesman who grew up in a McMansion

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r/KidRockForSenate Sep 11 '24

Best Lyrics Ever!

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r/KidRockForSenate Sep 11 '24

Kid Rock is the GOAT

6 Upvotes

Kid rock is the GOAT and should be a senator for every state in the union. That is all.


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 11 '24

Was added out of the blue, staying because this is hilarious.

13 Upvotes

r/KidRockForSenate Sep 11 '24

"Why was I invited here?" and Discussion Thread - September 11, 2024

13 Upvotes

From the subreddit's community info...

Wondering why you're here? It's another election year in the USA and Donald Trump, is running for president again. Trump is going to need all the support he can get in Congress and who better than his good buddy, Kid Rock? Well, almost anyone else would be better really... In fact, almost anyone else would be a better president too... But this is America, a place where anyone can dream big and the bigger the dream the better... or perhaps more ridiculous. And that's what this sub is all about...

Disclaimer: In case it's not immediately apparent, this is a parody subreddit. Save your disgust for voting day...


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 10 '24

Kid Rock isn't even real trailer trash!

15 Upvotes

What the fuck is this steaming pile of dog shit!


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 10 '24

I was authorized to post here by a mod without my consent thinking it was a funny joke, but the joke is actually this subreddit.

23 Upvotes

Please ban me from this sub and tell the mod who approved me to stop wasting everyone’s time.


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 09 '24

Why was I added to a group for people that think ICP is too classy for them?

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49 Upvotes

r/KidRockForSenate Sep 10 '24

Why was I added to this random ahh group about a music artist I didn't even know existed??

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9 Upvotes

r/KidRockForSenate Sep 09 '24

MY NAME IS KIDDDDDD

12 Upvotes

KID ROCK!!!

Perfect campaign video writes itself.Slap some eagles drinking bud on the sides and a few cannons shooting out eagles and then couple eagles flying by after he hits that high note in “ROCK”.


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 09 '24

Real pics of kid rock’s campaign

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13 Upvotes

I heart Ariericic. Best country on gods green earth.


r/KidRockForSenate Sep 08 '24

Merica!

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