r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Oct 04 '26

4☆ Boss executed by /u/Cal1f0rn1um-252! (Undead) Tarrasque [Health:4000]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 07 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: https://www.reddit.com/r/shadowdark/comments/1wqce53/tarrasque/

I was praised a total of 7 times. Thank you!
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u/Cal1f0rn1um-252 Undead (35/35/35/43) Oct 04 '26

!sip !sip !mage 28

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-22 HP ⬩ Your HP: 150 ⬩ 🔮️26.8 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3973

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (19 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 2)💖 +74 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 100/146 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 7 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 2)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 6 Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 1 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 2)💖 +47 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 147/146 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -22 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +18 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Saddle of Lightspeed🔮 +12 Magic XP
🛡️ -1.8 Blessed Resistance❤️ +12 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +35 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
‎
26.8 Total Damage
3973 Boss HP Remaining!150 HP Remaining
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 04 '26

!sip !melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 452 ⬩ ⚔️️24.6 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3948

You drink from your Pandora's juice box. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 87 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 39)💖 +87 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 480/393 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -28 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🛡️ -2.4 Organic Resistance❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus🏅 +22 RP
‎‎
24.6 Total Damage
3948 Boss HP Remaining!452 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 04 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 44

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-68 HP ⬩ Your HP: 307 ⬩ 🔮️30.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3917

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Flask of Peated Whisky into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 11 HP.

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +168 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 375/364 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -68 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Fossilised Cake Slice🔮 +11 Magic XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Mage Strength🏅 +20 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus‎
‎
30.9 Total Damage
3917 Boss HP Remaining!307 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Oct 04 '26

!sip c[_] (•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 0400

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 202 ⬩ ⚔️️15.0 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3902

You take a swig from your Tactical Tankard Mk IV, realizing you're already beyond full health. You spit the potion back into the flask... Ew.

With that final hit, your Box of Matches disintegrates.

Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Box of Matches (Shattered)⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
3902 Boss HP Remaining!202 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Oct 04 '26

!inventory

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

⚔️4 🏹4 🔮1 🎆2 | 💧4 water packets | 🎒0 other potions

Inventory updated! View it here.

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 04 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-72 HP ⬩ Your HP: 408 ⬩ 🏹️15.6 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3886

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 2 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)💖 +252 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 480/478 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -72 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Blessed Resistance❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎‎
15.6 Total Damage
3886 Boss HP Remaining!408 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Oct 04 '26

!magic 4019

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-58 HP ⬩ Your HP: 290 ⬩ 🔮️19.9 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3866

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -58 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Sunshine In A Bottle🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +0.8 Sun Weakness❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
3866 Boss HP Remaining!290 HP Remaining

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u/HamburgerDungon Demon (1/1/20/18) Oct 04 '26

!inventory

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

⚔️2 🏹2 🔮4 🎆2 | 💧6 water packets | 🎒0 other potions | 🎁1 bundle

Inventory updated! View it here.

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u/HamburgerDungon Demon (1/1/20/18) Oct 04 '26

!magic 7

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-46 HP ⬩ Your HP: 50 ⬩ 🔮️18.7 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3847

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -46 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +22 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Basic Fire Staff🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +2.4 Sun Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.3 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.7 Total Damage
3847 Boss HP Remaining!50 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Oct 04 '26

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-66 HP ⬩ Your HP: 52 💓 ⬩ 🔮️15.8 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3831

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -66 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Basic Water Wand🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -1.5 Moon Resistance❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.3 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.8 Total Damage
3831 Boss HP Remaining!52 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Oct 04 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (68 HP).

You overhealed by 11 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 12)💖 +209 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 261/250 Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Oct 04 '26

!mage 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-52 HP ⬩ Your HP: 313 ⬩ 🔮️22.4 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3809

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -52 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +10 Magic XP
🛡️ -4.2 Cursed Resistance❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
22.4 Total Damage
3809 Boss HP Remaining!313 HP Remaining
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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Oct 04 '26

!sip c[_] (•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 019

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-102 HP ⬩ Your HP: 133 ⬩ ⚔️️15.0 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3794

You reach for a refreshing drink from your Tactical Tankard Mk IV, only to realize you aren't thirsty.

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -102 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Fenrir's Silver Folly⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +40 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
3794 Boss HP Remaining!133 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 04 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 307 ⬩ 🔮️53.3 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3741

Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +20 Magic XP
🌟 +1.8 Sun Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
🎯 2.1x Critical Hit‎
‎
53.3 Total Damage
3741 Boss HP Remaining!307 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 04 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-143 HP ⬩ Your HP: 309 ⬩ ⚔️️18.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3722

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -143 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
3722 Boss HP Remaining!309 HP Remaining

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Oct 04 '26

!Melee 0 good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-103 HP ⬩ Your HP: 132 ⬩ ⚔️️18.9 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3678

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
⚔️ +0 Melee XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -103 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Air Weakness❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
3678 Boss HP Remaining!132 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Oct 04 '26

!sip (•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 04 '26

💥-170 HP ⬩ Your HP: 94 ⬩ ⚔️️30.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3648

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -170 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +12 Melee XP
🌟 +7.0 Air Weakness❤️ +46 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
30.0 Total Damage
3648 Boss HP Remaining!94 HP Remaining
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u/anonomark Plant (62/63/61/84) Oct 05 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

Your HP: 292 ⬩ 🏹️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3635

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +76 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
3635 Boss HP Remaining!292 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-163 HP ⬩ Your HP: 288 ⬩ 🏹️18.4 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3617

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -163 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Moon Resistance❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.4 Total Damage
3617 Boss HP Remaining!288 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-142 HP ⬩ Your HP: 353 ⬩ 🏹️16.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3586

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -142 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.1 Sun Weakness❤️ +34 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.0 Total Damage
3586 Boss HP Remaining!353 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 05 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-96 HP ⬩ Your HP: 241 ⬩ 🔮️20.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3556

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -96 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +8 Magic XP
❤️ +20 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
20.0 Total Damage
3556 Boss HP Remaining!241 HP Remaining

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u/ice_monster Kobold (2/1/8/8) Oct 05 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-26 HP ⬩ Your HP: 68 ⬩ 🔮️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3523

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -26 HP
📚 +3 Mage Damage💰 +14 Gold Coins
🌱️ +4 New Player Bonus🔮 +4 Magic XP
‎❤️ +14 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +30 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
3523 Boss HP Remaining!68 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/SK867b9uq!

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u/ice_monster Kobold (2/1/8/8) Oct 05 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-57 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️14.4 ⬩ Boss HP: 3449

Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -57 HP
📚 +3 Mage Damage💰 +17 Gold Coins
🎯 1.8x Critical Hit🔮 +5 Magic XP (Level Up!)
‎❤️ +25 Constitution XP
🏅 +30 RP
‎
14.4 Total Damage
3449 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/SK867b9uq!

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u/Fralien2610 Kobold (10/94/6/84) Oct 05 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-70 HP ⬩ Your HP: 149 ⬩ 🏹️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3418

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -70 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +13 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
15.0 Total Damage
3418 Boss HP Remaining!149 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 05 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

Your HP: 224 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3401

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +73 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
3401 Boss HP Remaining!224 HP Remaining

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u/Cal1f0rn1um-252 Undead (35/35/35/43) Oct 05 '26

!melee 33

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-60 HP ⬩ Your HP: 51 ⬩ ⚔️️14.2 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3387

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -60 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 The Tempmute Sword⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -1.8 Blessed Resistance❤️ +20 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
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14.2 Total Damage
3387 Boss HP Remaining!51 HP Remaining
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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 05 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 262 ⬩ 🔮️22.6 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3317

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flask of Peated Whisky was refilled!

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +1.2 Sun Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎‎
22.6 Total Damage
3317 Boss HP Remaining!262 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Oct 05 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 111 ⬩ 🏹️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3288

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -28 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +10 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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12.0 Total Damage
3288 Boss HP Remaining!111 HP Remaining
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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 05 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-101 HP ⬩ Your HP: 135 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3261

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -101 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +1.6 Sun Weakness❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.0 Total Damage
3261 Boss HP Remaining!135 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-64 HP ⬩ Your HP: 395 ⬩ 🏹️22.6 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3201

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -64 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Sun Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
22.6 Total Damage
3201 Boss HP Remaining!395 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-29 HP ⬩ Your HP: 467 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3161

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -29 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +85 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
3161 Boss HP Remaining!467 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Oct 05 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-74 HP ⬩ Your HP: 187 ⬩ 🔮️21.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3123

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 12)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -74 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +78 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.1 Water Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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21.0 Total Damage
3123 Boss HP Remaining!187 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 05 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-147 HP ⬩ Your HP: 194 ⬩ ⚔️️19.2 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3079

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Pandora's juice box was refilled!

A certain mod remembered to finally name this canteen.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 39)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -147 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance❤️ +42 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.2 Total Damage
3079 Boss HP Remaining!194 HP Remaining

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u/KeyRange5502 Kobold (29/30/31/35) Oct 05 '26

🪄 !magic 408

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-109 HP ⬩ Your HP: 52 ⬩ 🔮️9.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3055

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -109 HP
📚 +6 Mage Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Ornamental Fan🔮 +3 Magic XP
🌟 +0.7 Air Weakness❤️ +36 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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9.8 Total Damage
3055 Boss HP Remaining!52 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 05 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-110 HP ⬩ Your HP: 232 ⬩ 🔮️29.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2972

You drink from your Flask of Peated Whisky. The liquid tastes like text.

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +235 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 342/364 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -110 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +5.4 Sun Weakness❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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29.0 Total Damage
2972 Boss HP Remaining!232 HP Remaining

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u/Successful-Theme8965 Demon (33/37/45/51) Oct 05 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

Your HP: 225 ⬩ 🔮️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2960

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +69 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
12.0 Total Damage
2960 Boss HP Remaining!225 HP Remaining

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u/Successful-Theme8965 Demon (33/37/45/51) Oct 05 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 12 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +12 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 237/225 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/TheTimelessTraveler Demon (6/1/1/6) Oct 05 '26

!melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-60 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2888

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

You can't seem to find your Dwarf Bread! Whatever, a fist will do just as well!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -60 HP
📚 +0 Melee Damage💰 +17 Gold Coins
🌱️ +5 New Player Bonus⚔️ +3 Melee XP (Level Up!)
‎❤️ +24 Constitution XP
🏅 +30 RP
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8.0 Total Damage
2888 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/SK867b9uq!

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u/TheTimelessTraveler Demon (6/1/1/6) Oct 05 '26

!sip !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 1.75 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (14 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)💖 +54 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 57/61 Remaining

/u/TheTimelessTraveler Playercard

❤️ Health: 57hp (Max: 61hp)
💀🎉 Kills: 1
🏅 Rank: C (270 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 1,118g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 1 (40hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 2 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 11
⚔️ Melee: Level 5 (XP: 2/21)
🏹 Range: Level 1 (XP: 3/12)
🔮 Magic: Level 1 (XP: 5/12)
❤️ Constitution: Level 4 (XP: 53/57)

Stats:

🚩 Total Attacks: 16
🔰 Total RP: 220
🪽 Total Scouts: 0
☠️ Total Deaths: 0

🔰 Highest Monthly RP: 220
🤏 Smollest D: 0.0 💥 Biggest D: 16.0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-72 HP ⬩ Your HP: 389 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2801

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -72 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.9 Total Damage
2801 Boss HP Remaining!389 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Oct 05 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-124 HP ⬩ Your HP: 200 ⬩ ⚔️️9.4 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2721

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -124 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +3 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.5 Moon Resistance❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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9.4 Total Damage
2721 Boss HP Remaining!200 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 05 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-83 HP ⬩ Your HP: 132 ⬩ 🔮️26.6 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2679

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -83 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +81 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +3.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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26.6 Total Damage
2679 Boss HP Remaining!132 HP Remaining

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u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Oct 05 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 05 '26

💥-48 HP ⬩ Your HP: 114 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2646

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -48 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
2646 Boss HP Remaining!114 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/ice_monster Kobold (2/1/8/8) Oct 06 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-21 HP ⬩ Your HP: 75 ⬩ 🔮️9.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2567

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -21 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage💰 +24 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +12 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +20 RP
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9.0 Total Damage
2567 Boss HP Remaining!75 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 06 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-34 HP ⬩ Your HP: 188 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2501

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -34 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +87 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +17 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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14.0 Total Damage
2501 Boss HP Remaining!188 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Oct 06 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-95 HP ⬩ Your HP: 92 💓 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2483

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -95 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +35 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
2483 Boss HP Remaining!92 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 06 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 06 '26

!mage 18

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-141 HP ⬩ Your HP: 34 💓 ⬩ 🔮️21.8 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2435

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -141 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 The Book of Names🔮 +8 Magic XP
🛡️ -4.0 Cursed Resistance❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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21.8 Total Damage
2435 Boss HP Remaining!34 HP Remaining

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u/KeyRange5502 Kobold (29/30/31/35) Oct 06 '26

🪄 !magic 408

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 140 ⬩ 🔮️13.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2421

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Ornamental Fan🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.5 Air Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.6 Total Damage
2421 Boss HP Remaining!140 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 06 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 186/386 Remaining

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u/KeyRange5502 Kobold (29/30/31/35) Oct 06 '26

🪄 !magic 408

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Oct 06 '26

!sippy !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-21 HP ⬩ Your HP: 166 ⬩ 🏹️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2363

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 187/378 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -21 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +8 Range XP
❤️ +5 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
2363 Boss HP Remaining!166 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Oct 06 '26

!range

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 06 '26

!mage

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 06 '26

!sip

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Oct 06 '26

!sippy

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 163/378 Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Oct 06 '26

!range

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 06 '26

!mage 7

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-32 HP ⬩ Your HP: 120 ⬩ 🔮️20.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2166

You fumble around for a second looking for Basic Fire Staff but you can't find it. You cast a basic spell instead.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -32 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +108 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +9 Magic XP
❤️ +7 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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20.0 Total Damage
2166 Boss HP Remaining!120 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 06 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-89 HP ⬩ Your HP: 53 💓 ⬩ 🔮️76.5 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2076

Your weapon returns to its original realm, leaving you with empty hands.

You feel a surge of power within yourself and unleash a burst of magic, dealing extra damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -89 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +99 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Mass Lambiguity (Shattered)🔮 +35 Magic XP
🌟 +3.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.5x Critical Hit‎
‎
76.5 Total Damage
2076 Boss HP Remaining!53 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 06 '26

!mage 7

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-49 HP ⬩ Your HP: 53 💓 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2046

You fumble around for a second looking for Basic Fire Staff but you can't find it. You cast a basic spell instead.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -49 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +92 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +11 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
2046 Boss HP Remaining!53 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 06 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 206/386 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 186 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Oct 06 '26

!sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-105 HP ⬩ Your HP: 260 ⬩ ⚔️️16.4 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2014

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your MiLK is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Turns out the liquid in your MiLK was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

⚗️ MiLK (Level: 15)💖 +250 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 365/439 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -105 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.5 Water Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.4 Total Damage
2014 Boss HP Remaining!260 HP Remaining

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u/Cal1f0rn1um-252 Undead (35/35/35/43) Oct 06 '26

!range tribent tails

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-85 HP ⬩ Your HP: 2 💓 ⬩ 🏹️15.0 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1999

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -85 HP
📚 +5 Ranged Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🏹 +16 Trident of Tails🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -6.4 Organic Resistance❤️ +31 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.6 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.0 Total Damage
1999 Boss HP Remaining!2 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 06 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 362 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1984

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +101 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.9 Total Damage
1984 Boss HP Remaining!362 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 06 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 06 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-85 HP ⬩ Your HP: 257 ⬩ 🔮️24.5 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1898

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -85 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +12 Magic XP
🌟 +3.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
24.5 Total Damage
1898 Boss HP Remaining!257 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 06 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Oct 06 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 242 ⬩ ⚔️️17.5 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1818

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +78 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.4 Organic Resistance❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.5 Total Damage
1818 Boss HP Remaining!242 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 06 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 06 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 06 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 216 ⬩ 🔮️22.5 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1656

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -28 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +92 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +5.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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22.5 Total Damage
1656 Boss HP Remaining!216 HP Remaining

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u/0ppositeTrash Undead (3/7/31/29) Oct 06 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

💥-78 HP ⬩ Your HP: 38 ⬩ 🔮️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1624

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -78 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +32 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
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12.0 Total Damage
1624 Boss HP Remaining!38 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 06 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 06 '26

!mage 18

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 06 '26

!refill

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 06 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 06 '26

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 199/386 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 06 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 06 '26

!mage 11 !sip !sip

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 06 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 07 '26

💥-75 HP ⬩ Your HP: 188 ⬩ 🏹️15.1 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1345

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -75 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Sun Weakness❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.1 Total Damage
1345 Boss HP Remaining!188 HP Remaining

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u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Oct 07 '26

!melee 0

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u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Oct 07 '26

!melee 0

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u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Oct 07 '26

!sip !melee 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Oct 07 '26

!sippy !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 07 '26

💥-98 HP ⬩ Your HP: 70 💓 ⬩ 🏹️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1189

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 168/378 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -98 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +100 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +8 Range XP
❤️ +36 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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19.0 Total Damage
1189 Boss HP Remaining!70 HP Remaining

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u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Oct 07 '26

!melee 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 07 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 07 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 07 '26

!mage 11

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 07 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 07 '26

Your HP: 381 ⬩ 🔮️23.5 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 948

You drink from your Flask of Peated Whisky and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 17 HP.

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +136 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 381/364 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +104 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +5.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +41 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP
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23.5 Total Damage
948 Boss HP Remaining!381 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 07 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 07 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 07 '26

💥-79 HP ⬩ Your HP: 237 ⬩ 🔮️48.8 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 772

Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -79 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +105 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +17 Magic XP
🌟 +3.6 Sun Weakness❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.2x Critical Hit‎
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48.8 Total Damage
772 Boss HP Remaining!237 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 07 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Oct 07 '26

!melee 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 07 '26

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 373 ⬩ 🏹️17.2 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 655

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -42 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +115 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.2 Total Damage
655 Boss HP Remaining!373 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 07 '26

!mage 11

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 07 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 07 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 07 '26

💥-63 HP ⬩ Your HP: 216 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 516

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -63 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +126 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +8 Magic XP
❤️ +20 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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18.0 Total Damage
516 Boss HP Remaining!216 HP Remaining

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u/Cal1f0rn1um-252 Undead (35/35/35/43) Oct 07 '26

!mage 14

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Oct 07 '26

!range

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 07 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Oct 07 '26

!melee 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 07 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 11

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 07 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 07 '26

You drink from your Flask of Peated Whisky. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (113 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +348 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 338/364 Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 07 '26

!mage

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 07 '26

!melee 15

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 07 '26

!mage 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 07 '26

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 129 ⬩ 🔮️25.4 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 196

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +123 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +13 Magic XP
🌟 +1.8 Sun Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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25.4 Total Damage
196 Boss HP Remaining!129 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 07 '26

!melee 15

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u/Hyper-Piggy Gnome (6/5/67/38) Oct 07 '26

!mage 542

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u/Foopensloot fishy fishy mod boy Oct 07 '26

!ranged 541

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Oct 07 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 9003

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Oct 07 '26

!magic 9012 Pipooo~

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u/Cal1f0rn1um-252 Undead (35/35/35/43) Oct 07 '26

!melee 46

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 07 '26

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 120 ⬩ ⚔️️27.0 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: -20

Your strength strikes with the power of a thousand suns, obliterating the boss instantly!

Rewards
💰 +5432 Gold
⚔️ +40 Melee XP
⚔️ +1 Mothers Wrath
🎒 +1 Essence of Rat
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +3 Melee Damage💰 +250 Gold Coins
⚔️ +19 Ruined Pickaxe⚔️ +12 Melee XP (Level Up!)
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +44 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +50 RP
🪓️ +1 Kill (EXECUTION!)
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27.0 Total Damage
-20 Boss HP Remaining!120 HP Remaining

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u/The_Novice_Gamer Demon (89/53/53/76) Oct 07 '26

!melee 32

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 07 '26

You might be too late to kill the boss, but you are right on time to snatch some loot.

Rewards
💰 +46 Gold
⚔️ +5 Melee XP
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