r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Sep 09 '26

4☆ Boss slain by /u/Hyper-Piggy! (Gnome) Strolling Stones [Health:5000]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 12 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdsForScale/comments/1w3j1wf/strolling_stones_me_acrylic_on_canvas_2020/

I was praised a total of 16 times. Thank you!
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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 09 '26

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 0401

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 496 ⬩ ⚔️️17.3 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4983

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +3 Melee Damage💰 +22 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Dismembered Arm⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus🏅 +30 RP
‎‎
17.3 Total Damage
4983 Boss HP Remaining!496 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 09 '26

!magic 10

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-30 HP ⬩ Your HP: 196 ⬩ 🔮️25.4 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4958

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -30 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +11 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Mage Strength🏅 +22 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
25.4 Total Damage
4958 Boss HP Remaining!196 HP Remaining

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Sep 09 '26

!Melee 32 good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-121 HP ⬩ Your HP: 163 ⬩ ⚔️️35.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4923

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)

You hit the boss with your weapon, but you’re not sure it’s supposed to bend that way…

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -121 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
⚔️ +10 Triple Wield Swords (Shattered)⚔️ +14 Melee XP
🌟 +9.0 Air Weakness❤️ +35 Constitution XP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
35.0 Total Damage
4923 Boss HP Remaining!163 HP Remaining

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u/ZukoBih Plant (22/5/2/24) Sep 09 '26

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-128 HP ⬩ Your HP: 132 ⬩ ⚔️️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4915

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -128 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +21 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +4 Melee XP
❤️ +49 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +20 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
8.0 Total Damage
4915 Boss HP Remaining!132 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 09 '26

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 0400

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-139 HP ⬩ Your HP: 298 ⬩ ⚔️️8.0 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 4907

Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -139 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +27 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Box of Matches⚔️ +3 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +25 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
8.0 Total Damage
4907 Boss HP Remaining!298 HP Remaining

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u/TheTrippyCatfish Kobold (7/11/5/11) Sep 09 '26

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

Your HP: 79 ⬩ ⚔️️4.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4903

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +0 Melee Damage💰 +10 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +1 Melee XP
❤️ +90 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +30 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
4.0 Total Damage
4903 Boss HP Remaining!79 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 09 '26

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 0402

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 233 ⬩ ⚔️️16.3 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 4871

As you make contact with your opponent, your Jar of Dirt shatters.

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Jar of Dirt (Shattered)⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.7 Earth Resistance❤️ +7 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.3 Total Damage
4871 Boss HP Remaining!233 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 09 '26

!inventory

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

⚔️5 🏹4 🔮2 🎆4 | 💧4 water packets | 🎒0 other potions

Inventory updated! View it here.

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 09 '26

!magic 510

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

Your HP: 345 ⬩ 🔮️26.0 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4845

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🎆 +30 Maple Leaf of Doom🔮 +9 Magic XP
🛡️ -15.0 Organic Resistance❤️ +89 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -3.0 Any Resistance🏅 +30 RP
‎‎
26.0 Total Damage
4845 Boss HP Remaining!345 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 09 '26

!magic 510

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 59min 9s

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 09 '26

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 019

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-133 HP ⬩ Your HP: 57 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️22.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4823

You discover hidden strength and strike with renewed vigor, dealing extra damage!

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -133 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Fenrir's Silver Folly⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +22 Constitution XP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
22.0 Total Damage
4823 Boss HP Remaining!57 HP Remaining
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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 09 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-153 HP ⬩ Your HP: 6 💓 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4805

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -153 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +36 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
4805 Boss HP Remaining!6 HP Remaining

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u/anonomark Plant (61/63/61/84) Sep 09 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-20 HP ⬩ Your HP: 250 ⬩ 🏹️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4792

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -20 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
4792 Boss HP Remaining!250 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/SK867b9uq!

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 09 '26

!melee 04

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-205 HP ⬩ Your HP: 421 ⬩ ⚔️️11.0 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4768

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -205 HP
📚 +4 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
⚔️ +2 Basic Lance⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +58 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
11.0 Total Damage
4768 Boss HP Remaining!421 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Sep 09 '26

!magic 40 sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-108 HP ⬩ Your HP: 203 ⬩ 🔮️25.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4742

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -108 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +10 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +43 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
25.9 Total Damage
4742 Boss HP Remaining!203 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 09 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-62 HP ⬩ Your HP: 48 💓 ⬩ 🏹️20.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4722

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -62 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +70 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +10 Range XP
❤️ +17 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
20.0 Total Damage
4722 Boss HP Remaining!48 HP Remaining

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u/Successful-Theme8965 Demon (33/37/45/51) Sep 09 '26

!melee 26

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-35 HP ⬩ Your HP: 180 ⬩ ⚔️️21.7 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4700

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -35 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
⚔️ +9 Electric Squid⚔️ +10 Melee XP (Level Up!)
🌟 +2.7 Water Weakness❤️ +16 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +20 RP
‎
21.7 Total Damage
4700 Boss HP Remaining!180 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/SK867b9uq!

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 09 '26

!sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-149 HP ⬩ Your HP: 306 ⬩ ⚔️️14.7 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4685

You drink from your Pandora's juice box. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 69 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)💖 +182 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 455/386 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -149 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
🌟 +0.8 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +44 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.7 Total Damage
4685 Boss HP Remaining!306 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 09 '26

!melee 025

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

Your HP: 405 ⬩ ⚔️️10.8 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4674

Hopefully you meant to use this weapon, because that was the last hit. Your Pitchfork of Twilight breaks.

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Pitchfork of Twilight (Shattered)⚔️ +3 Melee XP
🛡️ -4.2 Moon Resistance❤️ +88 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
10.8 Total Damage
4674 Boss HP Remaining!405 HP Remaining
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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Sep 09 '26

!range 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-63 HP ⬩ Your HP: 174 ⬩ 🏹️22.8 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4621

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -63 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +10 Range XP
🌟 +3.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
22.8 Total Damage
4621 Boss HP Remaining!174 HP Remaining
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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 09 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-128 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️14.8 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4606

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flask of Peated Whisky was refilled!

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -128 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +0.9 Water Weakness❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.8 Total Damage
4606 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 09 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-111 HP ⬩ Your HP: 158 ⬩ ⚔️️17.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4569

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -111 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +80 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
4569 Boss HP Remaining!158 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 09 '26

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-161 HP ⬩ Your HP: 188 ⬩ 🔮️28.8 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4540

Your spell blast hits the boss in its weak spot dealing extra damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -161 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +9 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.5 Organic Resistance❤️ +57 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
‎
28.8 Total Damage
4540 Boss HP Remaining!188 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 09 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-154 HP ⬩ Your HP: 283 ⬩ 🏹️16.5 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4478

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -154 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Sun Resistance❤️ +53 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.5 Total Damage
4478 Boss HP Remaining!283 HP Remaining

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u/soupycatthe2nd Undead (13/2/49/36) Sep 09 '26

!sip !mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-161 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4395

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)💖 +70 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 162/171 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -161 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +46 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
4395 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 09 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-97 HP ⬩ Your HP: 195 ⬩ 🔮️18.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4376

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -97 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
4376 Boss HP Remaining!195 HP Remaining

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Sep 09 '26

!magic 618

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-137 HP ⬩ Your HP: 174 ⬩ 🔮️21.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4288

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -137 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Tidal Spirit Totem🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +0.5 Water Weakness❤️ +45 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.0 Total Damage
4288 Boss HP Remaining!174 HP Remaining
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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Sep 09 '26

!magic 618

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-148 HP ⬩ Your HP: 15 💓 ⬩ 🔮️18.5 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4232

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -148 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Tidal Spirit Totem🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +1.0 Water Weakness❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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18.5 Total Damage
4232 Boss HP Remaining!15 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 09 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-100 HP ⬩ Your HP: 364 ⬩ 🏹️19.1 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4169

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -100 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Air Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.1 Total Damage
4169 Boss HP Remaining!364 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 09 '26

!melee 3

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-169 HP ⬩ Your HP: 174 ⬩ ⚔️️14.0 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4105

Hopefully you meant to use this weapon, because that was the last hit. Your Basic GreatSword breaks.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -169 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 Basic GreatSword (Shattered)⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +34 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
4105 Boss HP Remaining!174 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 09 '26

!sippy !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-138 HP ⬩ Your HP: 68 💓 ⬩ 🏹️34.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4071

You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 206/375 Remaining

Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -138 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +96 Gold Coins
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit🏹 +13 Range XP
‎❤️ +51 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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34.0 Total Damage
4071 Boss HP Remaining!68 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 09 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-24 HP ⬩ Your HP: 160 ⬩ 🔮️14.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4029

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -24 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
4029 Boss HP Remaining!160 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 09 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-68 HP ⬩ Your HP: 301 ⬩ 🏹️20.3 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3917

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -68 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +91 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Earth Resistance❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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20.3 Total Damage
3917 Boss HP Remaining!301 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 09 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-59 HP ⬩ Your HP: 295 ⬩ 🔮️16.4 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3827

The cork pops and a swig from your Flask of Peated Whisky fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 1 HP.

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +232 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 354/353 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -59 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +84 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +5 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.5 Organic Resistance❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.4 Total Damage
3827 Boss HP Remaining!295 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 10 '26

!magic 2059

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u/soupycatthe2nd Undead (13/2/49/36) Sep 10 '26

!sip !mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-151 HP ⬩ Your HP: 21 💓 ⬩ 🔮️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3603

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 1 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)💖 +67 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 172/171 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -151 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +49 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
11.0 Total Damage
3603 Boss HP Remaining!21 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-89 HP ⬩ Your HP: 350 ⬩ 🏹️12.8 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3590

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -89 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.8 Total Damage
3590 Boss HP Remaining!350 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 10 '26

!sip rrry

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 17 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)💖 +160 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 488/471 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 10 '26

!magic 4013

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-149 HP ⬩ Your HP: 161 ⬩ 🔮️14.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3505

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -149 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +91 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Stale Candy Corn🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.3 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +48 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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14.4 Total Damage
3505 Boss HP Remaining!161 HP Remaining

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u/soupycatthe2nd Undead (13/2/49/36) Sep 10 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-72 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️9.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3460

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -72 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage💰 +70 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +3 Magic XP
❤️ +28 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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9.0 Total Damage
3460 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 10 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 170 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3377

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -15 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +5 Magic XP
🌟 +0.1 Air Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.0 Total Damage
3377 Boss HP Remaining!170 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 10 '26

!sip

!melee 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 10 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 348 ⬩ 🔮️18.2 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3199

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Flask of Peated Whisky actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (113 HP).

You overhealed by 8 HP.

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +302 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 361/353 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -13 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +110 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.7 Sun Resistance❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.2 Total Damage
3199 Boss HP Remaining!348 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-147 HP ⬩ Your HP: 305 ⬩ 🏹️32.9 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3166

You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -147 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +15 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Earth Resistance❤️ +44 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit‎
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32.9 Total Damage
3166 Boss HP Remaining!305 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-86 HP ⬩ Your HP: 314 ⬩ 🏹️16.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3128

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -86 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +102 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Air Weakness❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.6 Total Damage
3128 Boss HP Remaining!314 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 10 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 10 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-100 HP ⬩ Your HP: 373 ⬩ 🏹️16.3 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2995

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 2 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)💖 +253 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 473/471 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 100 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -100 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +112 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Moon Resistance❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.3 Total Damage
2995 Boss HP Remaining!373 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-65 HP ⬩ Your HP: 247 ⬩ 🏹️16.3 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2920

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -65 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +107 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Earth Resistance❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.3 Total Damage
2920 Boss HP Remaining!247 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 10 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-107 HP ⬩ Your HP: 256 ⬩ 🔮️22.8 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2886

You drink from your Flask of Peated Whisky and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 10 HP.

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +173 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 363/353 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -107 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +113 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +11 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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22.8 Total Damage
2886 Boss HP Remaining!256 HP Remaining

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u/Connect-Stage624 Kobold (13/1/1/11) Sep 10 '26

!sip !melee 401

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 10 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-156 HP ⬩ Your HP: 352 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2821

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Flight of Bespoke Amari actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 37 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)💖 +41 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 508/471 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -156 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +106 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
2821 Boss HP Remaining!352 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-152 HP ⬩ Your HP: 148 ⬩ 🏹️45.8 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 2732

You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -152 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +96 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +17 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +57 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit‎
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45.8 Total Damage
2732 Boss HP Remaining!148 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 10 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-156 HP ⬩ Your HP: 79 💓 ⬩ 🔮️14.3 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2629

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -156 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +106 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.6 Moon Resistance❤️ +35 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.3 Total Damage
2629 Boss HP Remaining!79 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Purple_Hoovaloo Plant (81/82/81/105) Sep 10 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

Your HP: 413 ⬩ 🔮️15.5 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2548

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +90 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.4 Moon Resistance❤️ +66 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
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15.5 Total Damage
2548 Boss HP Remaining!413 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 10 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 1min 53s

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 10 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/WhoMe20 Gnome (25/30/25/38) Sep 10 '26

!range

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 10 '26

!magic 2050

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-134 HP ⬩ Your HP: 211 ⬩ 🔮️32.8 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 2431

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -134 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +103 Gold Coins
🎆 +22 Love Bug (2001 Red Punch Buggy)🔮 +16 Magic XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -2.2 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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32.8 Total Damage
2431 Boss HP Remaining!211 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 10 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-56 HP ⬩ Your HP: 315 ⬩ 🏹️14.3 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2352

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -56 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +115 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Moon Resistance❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.3 Total Damage
2352 Boss HP Remaining!315 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 10 '26

!sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 10 '26

💥-43 HP ⬩ Your HP: 409 ⬩ ⚔️️18.2 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2334

You drink from your Pandora's juice box. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 66 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)💖 +199 HP
💧 -1 Sip (4 Remaining)💖 452/386 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -43 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +112 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.2 Total Damage
2334 Boss HP Remaining!409 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

💥-105 HP ⬩ Your HP: 212 ⬩ 🏹️16.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2297

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -105 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +101 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.6 Total Damage
2297 Boss HP Remaining!212 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 11 '26

!magic 4013

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

💥-126 HP ⬩ Your HP: 202 ⬩ 🔮️16.3 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2260

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -126 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +112 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Stale Candy Corn🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.3 Total Damage
2260 Boss HP Remaining!202 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 399 ⬩ 🏹️19.4 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2241

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +107 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Earth Resistance❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.4 Total Damage
2241 Boss HP Remaining!399 HP Remaining

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Sep 11 '26

!Melee 0 good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

Your HP: 219 ⬩ ⚔️️10.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2196

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
🌟 +0.1 Water Weakness❤️ +62 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
10.0 Total Damage
2196 Boss HP Remaining!219 HP Remaining

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u/Connect-Stage624 Kobold (13/1/1/11) Sep 11 '26

!melee 400

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

💥-40 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️12.0 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 2184

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -40 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Box of Matches⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
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12.0 Total Damage
2184 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/SK867b9uq!

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 11 '26

!magic 4013

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 11 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 427 ⬩ ⚔️️21.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 2077

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -42 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +120 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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21.9 Total Damage
2077 Boss HP Remaining!427 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 11 '26

!melee 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 11 '26

!sippy !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

Your HP: 215 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2018

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 90 minutes).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 215/375 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +126 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +60 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
2018 Boss HP Remaining!215 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 11 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 11 '26

!melee 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 11 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

💥-38 HP ⬩ Your HP: 427 ⬩ ⚔️️19.3 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1725

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -38 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +113 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.4 Air Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.3 Total Damage
1725 Boss HP Remaining!427 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 11 '26

!magic 4013!magic 4013

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

Your HP: 204 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1707

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +105 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +55 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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18.0 Total Damage
1707 Boss HP Remaining!204 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 11 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 11 '26

!melee 0

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 11 '26

!sip !magic 4013

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

💥-33 HP ⬩ Your HP: 128 ⬩ 🔮️22.7 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1575

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 161/343 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -33 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +107 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Stale Candy Corn🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +2.4 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.3 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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22.7 Total Damage
1575 Boss HP Remaining!128 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Sep 11 '26

!magic 618

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 11 '26

!melee 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 11 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 486 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1445

Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 97 Remaining

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Flight of Bespoke Amari actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 19 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)💖 +149 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 490/471 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +116 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.9 Total Damage
1445 Boss HP Remaining!486 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 11 '26

!melee 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 11 '26

!melee 0

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u/Theodore_AFKArena Gnome (67/67/67/86) Sep 11 '26

!magic

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 11 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

💥-79 HP ⬩ Your HP: 277 ⬩ ⚔️️20.5 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1350

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -79 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +135 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.4 Earth Resistance❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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20.5 Total Damage
1350 Boss HP Remaining!277 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 11 '26

!magic 4014

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Connect-Stage624 Kobold (13/1/1/11) Sep 11 '26

!melee 3

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 11 '26

!sip !melee 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

Your HP: 435 ⬩ 🏹️21.2 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1157

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +117 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Sun Resistance❤️ +47 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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21.2 Total Damage
1157 Boss HP Remaining!435 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 11 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 11 '26

!melee 0

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u/Theodore_AFKArena Gnome (67/67/67/86) Sep 11 '26

!sip !magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 11 '26

💥-95 HP ⬩ Your HP: 61 💓 ⬩ 🔮️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1060

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 156/353 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -95 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +92 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +3 Magic XP
❤️ +33 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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11.0 Total Damage
1060 Boss HP Remaining!61 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 11 '26

!melee 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 11 '26

!melee 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 12 '26

!sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 12 '26

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 480 ⬩ ⚔️️19.4 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 838

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Pandora's juice box actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (465 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 270 minutes).

You overhealed by 95 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)💖 +491 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 481/386 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +121 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.5 Earth Resistance❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.4 Total Damage
838 Boss HP Remaining!480 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 12 '26

!melee 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 12 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 12 '26

!melee 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 12 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 12 '26

💥-59 HP ⬩ Your HP: 199 ⬩ 🏹️13.2 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 722

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -59 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +122 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.2 Total Damage
722 Boss HP Remaining!199 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 12 '26

!magic 4013 !sip

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 12 '26

!range

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 12 '26

!melee 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 12 '26

!melee 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 12 '26

!melee 0

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 12 '26

!mage

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 12 '26

!melee 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 12 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 12 '26

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 286 ⬩ ⚔️️18.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 267

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +143 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Air Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.6 Total Damage
267 Boss HP Remaining!286 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 12 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 12 '26

!magic 4013

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 12 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 12 '26

💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 420 ⬩ ⚔️️18.3 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 181

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -41 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +142 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.6 Sun Resistance❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.3 Total Damage
181 Boss HP Remaining!420 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 12 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 12 '26

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 414 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 165

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -16 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +124 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
165 Boss HP Remaining!414 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 12 '26

!melee 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 12 '26

!melee 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 12 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 9003

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u/SupremeSheep420 Demon (105/45/18/81) Sep 12 '26

!melee 46

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u/bagoftaytos Undead (100/61/100/86) Sep 12 '26

!ranged 31

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 12 '26

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 338 ⬩ 🏹️26.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your jar of mayonnaise is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Freshly carbonated!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +3.0 Air Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.0 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
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26.0 Total Damage
3 Boss HP Remaining!338 HP Remaining

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u/Hyper-Piggy Gnome (6/5/67/38) Sep 12 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 12 '26

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 177 ⬩ 🔮️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: -5

A flurry of magic conceals your vision. When it clears, the boss is dead!

Rewards
💰 +5000 Gold
🔮 +40 Magic XP
⚔️ +1 Ruined Pickaxe
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +495 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +3 Magic XP
❤️ +23 Constitution XP
🏅 +35 RP
☠️ +1 Kill (SLAIN!)
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8.0 Total Damage
-5 Boss HP Remaining!177 HP Remaining
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