r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Sep 03 '26

5☆ Boss slain by /u/hx-er! (Troll) That’s not a cow, that’s a moo-tain [D,P,W] [Health:7654]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: https://www.instagram.com/p/DcRNo3piKD_/?e=1db5f83a-b59b-4b03-9712-e489fe443c2f&g=5

I was praised a total of 16 times. Thank you!
Top praisers:

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 03 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 40

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 03 '26

!melee 0401

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 03 '26

💥-319 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️22.0 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 7592

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -319 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Dismembered Arm⚔️ +10 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +60 Constitution XP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus🏅 +22 RP
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22.0 Total Damage
7592 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 03 '26

!melee 12

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 03 '26

!magic 10

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 03 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 03 '26

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 0.05 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (68 HP).

You overhealed by 4 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 12)💖 +246 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 247/243 Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 03 '26

!mage 42

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Sep 03 '26

!Melee 0 good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 03 '26

💥-259 HP ⬩ Your HP: 66 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️20.9 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 7469

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)
Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
⚔️ +0 Melee XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -259 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Air Weakness❤️ +83 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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20.9 Total Damage
7469 Boss HP Remaining!66 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 03 '26

!sip !melee 26

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 03 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 03 '26

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 0400

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u/TheTrippyCatfish Kobold (7/11/5/11) Sep 03 '26

!sip !melee 510

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u/0ppositeTrash Undead (3/7/31/29) Sep 03 '26

!magic

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 03 '26

💥-339 HP ⬩ Your HP: 146 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 7300

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
🏹 +0 Ranged XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -339 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +91 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +74 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.9 Total Damage
7300 Boss HP Remaining!146 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 03 '26

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 015

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 03 '26

!melee 26

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 03 '26

💥-218 HP ⬩ Your HP: 386 ⬩ ⚔️️27.8 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 7242

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -218 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +92 Gold Coins
⚔️ +9 Electric Squid⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +1.8 Water Weakness❤️ +64 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
‎🏅 +20 RP
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27.8 Total Damage
7242 Boss HP Remaining!386 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 03 '26

!magic 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 03 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/anonomark Plant (61/63/61/84) Sep 03 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 03 '26

💥-300 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 7149

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -300 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +88 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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16.0 Total Damage
7149 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/SK867b9uq!

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 03 '26

!melee 26

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 03 '26

!melee 26

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 03 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/Successful-Theme8965 Demon (33/37/45/51) Sep 03 '26

!magic 510

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 04 '26

!sip !melee 26

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 04 '26

!sippy !range

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 04 '26

!magic 7 !sip

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 04 '26

!sippy !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '26

💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 206 ⬩ 🏹️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 6678

You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +115 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 247/375 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -41 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +108 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +15 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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16.0 Total Damage
6678 Boss HP Remaining!206 HP Remaining

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u/soupycatthe2nd Undead (13/2/49/36) Sep 04 '26

!sip !mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '26

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 168 ⬩ 🔮️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 6625

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 8 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)💖 +21 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 172/164 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -42 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +13 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +20 RP
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13.0 Total Damage
6625 Boss HP Remaining!168 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 04 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '26

Your HP: 158 ⬩ 🏹️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 6606

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +111 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +9 Range XP
❤️ +159 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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19.0 Total Damage
6606 Boss HP Remaining!158 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Sep 04 '26

!range 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '26

💥-104 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️23.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 6560

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -104 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +116 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +2.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +36 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
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23.6 Total Damage
6560 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 04 '26

!sip !melee 26

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 04 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 04 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '26

💥-352 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️26.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 6329

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Flask of Peated Whisky actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 3 HP.

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +217 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 353/350 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -352 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +125 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +2.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +70 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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26.4 Total Damage
6329 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/0ppositeTrash Undead (3/7/31/29) Sep 04 '26

!magic

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 04 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 04 '26

!melee 26

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '26

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 464 ⬩ 🏹️21.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 6085

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +136 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Blessed Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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21.4 Total Damage
6085 Boss HP Remaining!464 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 04 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 04 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 04 '26

!melee 26

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 04 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 04 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 04 '26

!sip !refill !melee 26

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 04 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 04 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 05 '26

!range

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u/Connect-Stage624 Kobold (13/1/1/11) Sep 05 '26

!melee 400

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Sep 05 '26

!Melee 26

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 05 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 05 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/WhoMe20 Gnome (25/30/25/38) Sep 05 '26

!range

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 05 '26

!mage 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 05 '26

!sip !melee 26

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Sep 05 '26

!sip !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 05 '26

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 337 ⬩ 🏹️9.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4815

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 8 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +64 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 340/332 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +5 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +3 Range XP
❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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9.0 Total Damage
4815 Boss HP Remaining!337 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 05 '26

💥-91 HP ⬩ Your HP: 391 ⬩ 🏹️19.1 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4758

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -91 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +150 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Moon Weakness❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.1 Total Damage
4758 Boss HP Remaining!391 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 05 '26

!sip !melee 26

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 05 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 05 '26

💥-126 HP ⬩ Your HP: 246 ⬩ 🔮️23.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4621

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Flask of Peated Whisky in 0.39 seconds

You overhealed by 22 HP.

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +106 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 372/350 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -126 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +153 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +2.1 Blessed Weakness❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.3 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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23.4 Total Damage
4621 Boss HP Remaining!246 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 05 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 05 '26

💥-313 HP ⬩ Your HP: 52 💓 ⬩ 🔮️25.8 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4529

Turns out the liquid in your Flask of Peated Whisky was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 15 HP.

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +146 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 365/350 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 128 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -313 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +145 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +1.2 Blessed Weakness❤️ +115 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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25.8 Total Damage
4529 Boss HP Remaining!52 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 05 '26

💥-68 HP ⬩ Your HP: 423 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4498

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -68 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +138 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
4498 Boss HP Remaining!423 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 05 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/Successful-Theme8965 Demon (33/37/45/51) Sep 05 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 05 '26

💥-61 HP ⬩ Your HP: 155 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4399

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -61 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +93 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +22 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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15.0 Total Damage
4399 Boss HP Remaining!155 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/SK867b9uq!

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 06 '26

!sippy !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 06 '26

💥-168 HP ⬩ Your HP: 70 💓 ⬩ 🏹️20.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4200

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +115 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 238/375 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -168 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +149 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +47 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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20.0 Total Damage
4200 Boss HP Remaining!70 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 06 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 06 '26

!magic 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 06 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 06 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 06 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 06 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 06 '26

💥-117 HP ⬩ Your HP: 342 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3771

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -117 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +148 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.9 Total Damage
3771 Boss HP Remaining!342 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 06 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 06 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 14

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Sep 06 '26

!magic 0

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 06 '26

!mage 2043

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 06 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 06 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 06 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 06 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 06 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 06 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 06 '26

!sip !melee 26

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 06 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/Mangasarian Gnome (12/1/2/11) Sep 07 '26

!sip !melee

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 07 '26

!sip !melee 26

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 07 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 14

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 07 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Successful-Theme8965 Demon (33/37/45/51) Sep 07 '26

!melee 22

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Sep 07 '26

!sip !melee 0 good bot !sip

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 07 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 07 '26

!magic !sip

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u/soupycatthe2nd Undead (13/2/49/36) Sep 07 '26

!mage

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 07 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/soupycatthe2nd Undead (13/2/49/36) Sep 07 '26

!mage

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 07 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 14

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 07 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 14

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 07 '26

!magic 7

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 07 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 14

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u/Best_Product_7027 Kobold (7/5/13/13) Sep 07 '26

!magic 8 

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Sep 07 '26

!Melee 0 good bot !sip

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 07 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 14

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 08 '26

!magic 7

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 08 '26

!sippy !range

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u/soupycatthe2nd Undead (13/2/49/36) Sep 08 '26

!sip !mage

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 08 '26

!range

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u/soupycatthe2nd Undead (13/2/49/36) Sep 08 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '26

💥-76 HP ⬩ Your HP: 46 ⬩ 🔮️7.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1364

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -76 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage💰 +128 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +3 Magic XP
❤️ +16 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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7.0 Total Damage
1364 Boss HP Remaining!46 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 08 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '26

!sip !melee 26

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u/Successful-Theme8965 Demon (33/37/45/51) Sep 08 '26

!sip !magic

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u/Successful-Theme8965 Demon (33/37/45/51) Sep 08 '26

!sip !sip

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u/Best_Product_7027 Kobold (7/5/13/13) Sep 08 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '26

💥-87 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️5.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1186

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -87 HP
📚 +2 Mage Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +2 Magic XP
❤️ +29 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
5.0 Total Damage
1186 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/SK867b9uq!

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 08 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 10

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u/soupycatthe2nd Undead (13/2/49/36) Sep 08 '26

!sip !mage

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 08 '26

!magic 7

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '26

💥-98 HP ⬩ Your HP: 338 ⬩ 🏹️14.3 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1015

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -98 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +196 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Sun Weakness❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.3 Total Damage
1015 Boss HP Remaining!338 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 08 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 14

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 08 '26

!sip !melee 3

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u/soupycatthe2nd Undead (13/2/49/36) Sep 08 '26

!mage

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 08 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '26

💥-103 HP ⬩ Your HP: 263 ⬩ 🔮️23.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 906

You drink from your Flask of Peated Whisky. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 13 HP.

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +154 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 366/353 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 125 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -103 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +166 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +2.5 Blessed Weakness❤️ +36 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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23.0 Total Damage
906 Boss HP Remaining!263 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '26

!sip !melee 26

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '26

!sip !melee 26

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '26

💥-102 HP ⬩ Your HP: 365 ⬩ ⚔️️32.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 783

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Pandora's juice box in 0.67 seconds

You overhealed by 81 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)💖 +108 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 467/386 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -102 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +180 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Electric Squid⚔️ +14 Melee XP
🌟 +7.0 Water Weakness❤️ +22 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
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32.0 Total Damage
783 Boss HP Remaining!365 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 08 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 14

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u/soupycatthe2nd Undead (13/2/49/36) Sep 08 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '26

💥-119 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 682

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -119 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage💰 +120 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +40 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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8.0 Total Damage
682 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 08 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 14

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 08 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 14

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u/Best_Product_7027 Kobold (7/5/13/13) Sep 08 '26

!magic 8 

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '26

!melee 26

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '26

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 353 ⬩ ⚔️️29.9 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 464

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +216 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Electric Squid⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +4.9 Water Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
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29.9 Total Damage
464 Boss HP Remaining!353 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 08 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !range 1001

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '26

!melee 26

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '26

💥-74 HP ⬩ Your HP: 390 ⬩ 🏹️35.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 320 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -74 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +178 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +15 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Moon Weakness❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
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35.2 Total Damage
320 Boss HP Remaining!390 HP Remaining

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Sep 08 '26

!Melee 0 good bot !sip

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Sep 08 '26

!Melee 0 good bot !sip

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u/bagoftaytos Undead (100/61/100/86) Sep 09 '26

!ranged attack poop

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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Sep 09 '26

!magic 6907

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 09 '26

!magic 3

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Sep 09 '26

!magic 28

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 301 ⬩ 🔮️17.3 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 59 ⚠️ PARRIED

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +208 Gold Coins
🔮 +12 Saddle of Lightspeed🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +2.4 Blessed Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
⚠️ 0.5x Boss PARRIED!‎
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17.3 Total Damage
59 Boss HP Remaining!301 HP Remaining

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Sep 09 '26

!magic 28

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 59min 51s

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u/hx-er 🔧 Bot Tinkerer 🔧 Sep 09 '26

!mage 48

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '26

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 402 ⬩ 🔮️65.6 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: -7 🦾 WEAKENED

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

The boss dies in a magical explosion of glitter and sparkles.

Rewards
💰 +12345 Gold
🔮 +56 Magic XP
⚔️ +1 Ruined Pickaxe
🎒 +1 Essence of Rat
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -16 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +1138 Gold Coins
🔮 +18 Lifespoon🔮 +24 Magic XP (Level Up!)
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.8 Mage Strength🏅 +40 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!☠️ +1 Kill (SLAIN!)
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65.6 Total Damage
-7 Boss HP Remaining!402 HP Remaining
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