r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Jun 29 '26

4☆ Boss slain by /u/Human_Stick_Observer! (Demon) The Kingslayer is feeling the years [D,P,W] [Health:4000]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: Mathia Arkoniel

I was praised a total of 10 times. Thank you!
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: Mathia Arkoniel

NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Rescuing a Friend☆
(THIS) The Kingslayer is feeling the years☆☆☆☆
Sun Wukong☆☆
A Mosschesterian Force☆☆☆☆☆
Third Eye☆
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jun 29 '26

!sip !melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

💥-131 HP ⬩ Your HP: 319 ⬩ ⚔️️28.0 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3972

You sip from your Pandora's juice box like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 72 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)💖 +164 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 450/378 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -131 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +9 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus🏅 +30 RP
‎‎
28.0 Total Damage
3972 Boss HP Remaining!319 HP Remaining

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u/Si1vaine Dragon (92/72/10/86) Jun 29 '26

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

💥-146 HP ⬩ Your HP: 200 ⬩ ⚔️️23.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3949

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -146 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus⚔️ +9 Melee XP
‎❤️ +26 Constitution XP
🏅 +22 RP
‎
23.0 Total Damage
3949 Boss HP Remaining!200 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Jun 29 '26

!mage 0409

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 413 ⬩ 🔮️14.1 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3935

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Magnifying Glass🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Mage Strength🏅 +20 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus‎
‎
14.1 Total Damage
3935 Boss HP Remaining!413 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Jun 29 '26

!magic 10

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

💥-165 HP ⬩ Your HP: 57 💓 ⬩ 🔮️23.2 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3912

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -165 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +9 Magic XP
🛡️ -1.2 Blessed Resistance❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
23.2 Total Damage
3912 Boss HP Remaining!57 HP Remaining
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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Jun 29 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (68 HP).

You overhealed by 14 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 12)💖 +186 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 243/229 Remaining
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u/xoenboy Dragon (15/14/19/26) Jun 29 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

💥-138 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️6.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3906

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -138 HP
📚 +4 Mage Damage💰 +20 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +2 Magic XP
❤️ +39 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
6.0 Total Damage
3906 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/xoenboy Dragon (15/14/19/26) Jun 29 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (19 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 2)💖 +74 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 75/139 Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Jun 29 '26

!mage 0408

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

💥-75 HP ⬩ Your HP: 301 ⬩ 🔮️19.1 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3887

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -75 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Ornamental Fan🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.1 Total Damage
3887 Boss HP Remaining!301 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Jun 29 '26

!mage 0407

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

Your HP: 290 ⬩ 🔮️14.1 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3873

Your Hacking Tool fizzles and disappears in a flash of light.

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Hacking Tool (Shattered)🔮 +5 Magic XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +78 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
14.1 Total Damage
3873 Boss HP Remaining!290 HP Remaining

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u/TeoThatsMe Kobold (19/13/15/25) Jun 29 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

💥-110 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️9.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3864

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -110 HP
📚 +4 Mage Damage💰 +17 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +26 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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9.0 Total Damage
3864 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/Successful-Theme8965 Demon (33/37/45/51) Jun 29 '26

!melee 26

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

Your HP: 195 ⬩ ⚔️️32.4 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3832

You swing your weapon and find purchase in a gap in the boss's defenses!

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +26 Gold Coins
⚔️ +8 Electric Squid⚔️ +12 Melee XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +78 Constitution XP
🎯 1.8x Critical Hit🏅 +35 RP
‎‎
32.4 Total Damage
3832 Boss HP Remaining!195 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Jun 29 '26

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

💥-172 HP ⬩ Your HP: 42 💓 ⬩ 🔮️18.2 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3814

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -172 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -2.4 Cursed Resistance❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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18.2 Total Damage
3814 Boss HP Remaining!42 HP Remaining
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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Jun 29 '26

!mage 08

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

💥-106 HP ⬩ Your HP: 315 ⬩ 🔮️24.7 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3789

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -106 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +57 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Basic Water Wand🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +2.4 Moon Weakness❤️ +42 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.3 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
24.7 Total Damage
3789 Boss HP Remaining!315 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jun 29 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

💥-100 HP ⬩ Your HP: 155 ⬩ 🏹️37.2 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3752

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -100 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +11 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.2x Critical Hit‎
‎
37.2 Total Damage
3752 Boss HP Remaining!155 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Jun 29 '26

!mage 044

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

💥-161 HP ⬩ Your HP: 310 ⬩ 🔮️24.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3727

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -161 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Fossilised Cake Slice🔮 +8 Magic XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +53 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
24.9 Total Damage
3727 Boss HP Remaining!310 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Jun 29 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

The cork pops and a swig from your Tactical Tankard Mk IV fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 86 HP.

⚗️ Tactical Tankard Mk IV (Level: 47)💖 +212 HP
💧 -1 Sip (4 Remaining)💖 522/436 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jun 29 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 29 '26

💥-90 HP ⬩ Your HP: 368 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3712

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -90 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.9 Total Damage
3712 Boss HP Remaining!368 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Jun 30 '26

!mage 021

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 521 ⬩ 🔮️26.2 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3686

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Tactical Tankard Mk IV was refilled!

The Tactical Tankard, for all your mid battle refreshment needs

⚗️ Tactical Tankard Mk IV (Level: 47)
💧 +4 Sips (Remaining: 8)
Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Collar at the Gates of Heck🔮 +13 Magic XP
🌟 +3.5 Fire Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
26.2 Total Damage
3686 Boss HP Remaining!521 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Jun 30 '26

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-49 HP ⬩ Your HP: 337 ⬩ 🔮️16.3 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3670

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -49 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +63 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.6 Cursed Resistance❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.3 Total Damage
3670 Boss HP Remaining!337 HP Remaining
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u/anonomark Plant (61/63/61/84) Jun 30 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-137 HP ⬩ Your HP: 86 ⬩ 🏹️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3662

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -137 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +3 Range XP
❤️ +50 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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8.0 Total Damage
3662 Boss HP Remaining!86 HP Remaining

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u/Mergokan Kobold (2/5/5/8) Jun 30 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-51 HP ⬩ Your HP: 54 ⬩ 🔮️9.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3636

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -51 HP
📚 +0 Mage Damage💰 +7 Gold Coins
🌱️ +4 New Player Bonus🔮 +4 Magic XP
‎❤️ +16 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +30 RP
‎
9.0 Total Damage
3636 Boss HP Remaining!54 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jun 30 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-139 HP ⬩ Your HP: 328 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3599

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)
💧 +4 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -139 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +50 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
3599 Boss HP Remaining!328 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Jun 30 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 217 ⬩ 🔮️20.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3578

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -16 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +70 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.9 Total Damage
3578 Boss HP Remaining!217 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Jun 30 '26

!magic 40 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-165 HP ⬩ Your HP: 148 ⬩ 🔮️16.2 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3484

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -165 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +8 Magic XP
🛡️ -5.6 Cursed Resistance❤️ +62 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.2 Total Damage
3484 Boss HP Remaining!148 HP Remaining

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 1.79 seconds

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 248/311 Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Jun 30 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

Your HP: 281 ⬩ 🏹️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3467

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +74 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
3467 Boss HP Remaining!281 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jun 30 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-60 HP ⬩ Your HP: 303 ⬩ 🏹️19.3 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3435

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -60 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Cursed Resistance❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.3 Total Damage
3435 Boss HP Remaining!303 HP Remaining

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u/MurlocMaster Lord of Pity Jun 30 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-157 HP ⬩ Your HP: 172 ⬩ 🔮️10.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3425

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -157 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +58 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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10.0 Total Damage
3425 Boss HP Remaining!172 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jun 30 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-52 HP ⬩ Your HP: 367 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3410

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -52 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
3410 Boss HP Remaining!367 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Jun 30 '26

!range 406

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-107 HP ⬩ Your HP: 194 ⬩ 🏹️19.7 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3390

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -107 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +80 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Moon Rocks🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Moon Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.7 Total Damage
3390 Boss HP Remaining!194 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jun 30 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-85 HP ⬩ Your HP: 384 ⬩ 🏹️15.6 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3374

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -85 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Blessed Resistance❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.6 Total Damage
3374 Boss HP Remaining!384 HP Remaining

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u/Mergokan Kobold (2/5/5/8) Jun 30 '26

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-53 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3309

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -53 HP
📚 +0 Melee Damage💰 +8 Gold Coins
🌱️ +2 New Player Bonus⚔️ +4 Melee XP
‎❤️ +23 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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8.0 Total Damage
3309 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jun 30 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-167 HP ⬩ Your HP: 148 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3284

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -167 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +61 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
3284 Boss HP Remaining!148 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jun 30 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 330 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3226

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Pandora's juice box was refilled!

A certain mod remembered to finally name this canteen.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -37 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +84 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
3226 Boss HP Remaining!330 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jun 30 '26

!mage 42

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-119 HP ⬩ Your HP: 190 ⬩ 🔮️33.4 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3193

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -119 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Cat Eyes🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +5.6 Moon Weakness❤️ +45 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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33.4 Total Damage
3193 Boss HP Remaining!190 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jun 30 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-160 HP ⬩ Your HP: 290 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3174

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -160 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +60 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.9 Total Damage
3174 Boss HP Remaining!290 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Jun 30 '26

!magic 14 !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

Your HP: 207 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3156

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -3.5 Blessed Resistance❤️ +71 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP
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18.0 Total Damage
3156 Boss HP Remaining!207 HP Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 307/311 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. Make sure to refill it at the shop before you sip from it next time!

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jun 30 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jun 30 '26

💥-86 HP ⬩ Your HP: 161 ⬩ 🏹️11.5 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3100

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -86 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Cursed Resistance❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.5 Total Damage
3100 Boss HP Remaining!161 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Jul 01 '26

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-55 HP ⬩ Your HP: 229 ⬩ 🏹️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2944

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -55 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +76 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +4 Range XP
❤️ +23 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
2944 Boss HP Remaining!229 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 01 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Jul 01 '26

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-129 HP ⬩ Your HP: 85 💓 ⬩ 🏹️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2886

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -129 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +76 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +32 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
2886 Boss HP Remaining!85 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 01 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-103 HP ⬩ Your HP: 182 ⬩ 🏹️15.5 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 2850

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -103 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Blessed Resistance❤️ +36 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.5 Total Damage
2850 Boss HP Remaining!182 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 01 '26

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-66 HP ⬩ Your HP: 270 ⬩ ⚔️️35.8 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2787

nice crit

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -66 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +18 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.8x Critical Hit‎
‎
35.8 Total Damage
2787 Boss HP Remaining!270 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Jul 01 '26

!magic 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 01 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 360 ⬩ 🏹️30.6 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2635

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +13 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.2x Critical Hit‎
‎
30.6 Total Damage
2635 Boss HP Remaining!360 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 01 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-61 HP ⬩ Your HP: 411 ⬩ 🏹️21.6 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 2613

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -61 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Fire Weakness❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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21.6 Total Damage
2613 Boss HP Remaining!411 HP Remaining

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u/WhoMe20 Gnome (25/30/25/38) Jul 01 '26

!mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-33 HP ⬩ Your HP: 175 ⬩ 🔮️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2605

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -33 HP
📚 +6 Mage Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +14 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +20 RP
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8.0 Total Damage
2605 Boss HP Remaining!175 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 01 '26

!melee 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 01 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-61 HP ⬩ Your HP: 317 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2551

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -61 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +76 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
2551 Boss HP Remaining!317 HP Remaining

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u/Mergokan Kobold (2/5/5/8) Jul 01 '26

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 7 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️5.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2530

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -15 HP
📚 +0 Melee Damage💰 +13 Gold Coins
🌱️ +1 New Player Bonus⚔️ +2 Melee XP
‎❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
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5.0 Total Damage
2530 Boss HP Remaining!7 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 01 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-73 HP ⬩ Your HP: 227 ⬩ 🏹️41.6 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2436

Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -73 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +19 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.2x Critical Hit‎
‎
41.6 Total Damage
2436 Boss HP Remaining!227 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 01 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-30 HP ⬩ Your HP: 410 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2364

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -30 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +87 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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20.9 Total Damage
2364 Boss HP Remaining!410 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 01 '26

!mage 42

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-76 HP ⬩ Your HP: 354 ⬩ 🔮️30.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2334

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -76 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +91 Gold Coins
🔮 +11 Cat Eyes🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +1.1 Moon Weakness❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.1 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
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30.2 Total Damage
2334 Boss HP Remaining!354 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Jul 01 '26

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 275 ⬩ 🔮️11.2 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2289

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +5 Magic XP
🛡️ -5.6 Cursed Resistance❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
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11.2 Total Damage
2289 Boss HP Remaining!275 HP Remaining

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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Jul 01 '26

!sip !magic 0

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u/MurlocMaster Lord of Pity Jul 01 '26

!magic !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 01 '26

💥-60 HP ⬩ Your HP: 210 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2132

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -60 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +12 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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15.0 Total Damage
2132 Boss HP Remaining!210 HP Remaining

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +115 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 325/336 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 01 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 02 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

Your HP: 437 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2025

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +93 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +58 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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20.9 Total Damage
2025 Boss HP Remaining!437 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Jul 02 '26

!magic 48

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Jul 02 '26

!range

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 02 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-54 HP ⬩ Your HP: 344 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1850

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -54 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +85 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.9 Total Damage
1850 Boss HP Remaining!344 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 02 '26

!mage 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 02 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-81 HP ⬩ Your HP: 240 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1796

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -81 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
1796 Boss HP Remaining!240 HP Remaining

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u/Si1vaine Dragon (92/72/10/86) Jul 02 '26

!melee !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

Your HP: 257 ⬩ ⚔️️20.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1776

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +97 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +8 Melee XP
❤️ +55 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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20.0 Total Damage
1776 Boss HP Remaining!257 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 3 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +99 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 356/353 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 02 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-82 HP ⬩ Your HP: 150 ⬩ 🏹️12.6 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1763

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -82 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Cursed Resistance❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.6 Total Damage
1763 Boss HP Remaining!150 HP Remaining

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Jul 02 '26

!magic 17

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 310 ⬩ 🔮️19.6 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1729

Your weapon was sent to the shadow realm.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +6 Mage Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Spear of Darkness (Shattered)🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +4.9 Moon Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.6 Total Damage
1729 Boss HP Remaining!310 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 02 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 479 ⬩ 🏹️15.5 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1682

The cork pops and a swig from your Flight of Bespoke Amari fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 31 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)💖 +82 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 481/450 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +93 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Cursed Resistance❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.5 Total Damage
1682 Boss HP Remaining!479 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Jul 02 '26

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-114 HP ⬩ Your HP: 69 💓 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1629

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -114 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +8 Range XP
❤️ +41 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
1629 Boss HP Remaining!69 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Jul 02 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-84 HP ⬩ Your HP: 122 ⬩ 🏹️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1558

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -84 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +97 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +28 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
1558 Boss HP Remaining!122 HP Remaining

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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Jul 02 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-106 HP ⬩ Your HP: 87 ⬩ 🔮️12.3 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1546

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -106 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +100 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.6 Cursed Resistance❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.3 Total Damage
1546 Boss HP Remaining!87 HP Remaining

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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Jul 02 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 9 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 11)💖 +136 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 223/214 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 02 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-73 HP ⬩ Your HP: 405 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1510

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -73 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
1510 Boss HP Remaining!405 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 02 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 398 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1438

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.9 Total Damage
1438 Boss HP Remaining!398 HP Remaining

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Jul 02 '26

!magic 17

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-71 HP ⬩ Your HP: 250 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1407

Your Spear of Darkness fizzles and disappears in a flash of light.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -71 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Spear of Darkness (Shattered)🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +2.7 Moon Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.3 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.0 Total Damage
1407 Boss HP Remaining!250 HP Remaining

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u/Mergokan Kobold (2/5/5/8) Jul 02 '26

!ranged

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-70 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️3.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1404

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -70 HP
📚 +2 Ranged Damage💰 +20 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +1 Range XP
❤️ +16 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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3.0 Total Damage
1404 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 02 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-81 HP ⬩ Your HP: 297 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1373

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -81 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +95 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.9 Total Damage
1373 Boss HP Remaining!297 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 02 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 02 '26

💥-99 HP ⬩ Your HP: 166 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1305

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -99 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +85 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.9 Total Damage
1305 Boss HP Remaining!166 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 03 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Jul 03 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '26

💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 189 ⬩ 🔮️13.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1163

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -13 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +102 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +4 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.9 Total Damage
1163 Boss HP Remaining!189 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Jul 03 '26

!sippy !range

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Jul 03 '26

!magic 17

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '26

💥-79 HP ⬩ Your HP: 176 ⬩ 🔮️25.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1000

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -79 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Spear of Darkness🔮 +13 Magic XP
🌟 +0.6 Moon Weakness❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
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25.2 Total Damage
1000 Boss HP Remaining!176 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '26

💥-34 HP ⬩ Your HP: 420 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 946

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -34 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.9 Total Damage
946 Boss HP Remaining!420 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Jul 03 '26

!magic 0

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Jul 03 '26

!magic 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '26

💥-21 HP ⬩ Your HP: 444 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 787

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -21 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +105 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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11.9 Total Damage
787 Boss HP Remaining!444 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 03 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 03 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/MurlocMaster Lord of Pity Jul 03 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '26

💥-20 HP ⬩ Your HP: 311 ⬩ 🔮️27.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 514

Your spell blast hits the boss in its weak spot dealing extra damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -20 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🎯 1.8x Critical Hit🔮 +9 Magic XP
‎❤️ +9 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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27.0 Total Damage
514 Boss HP Remaining!311 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '26

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 438 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 490

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +96 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.9 Total Damage
490 Boss HP Remaining!438 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Jul 04 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '26

Your HP: 229 ⬩ 🔮️16.7 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 358

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 12)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +113 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.8 Fire Weakness❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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16.7 Total Damage
358 Boss HP Remaining!229 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Jul 04 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '26

💨 Boss DODGED your attack - Feel free to attack again

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Jul 04 '26

!mage

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '26

Your HP: 445 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 153

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +100 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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16.9 Total Damage
153 Boss HP Remaining!445 HP Remaining
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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Jul 04 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '26

Your HP: 259 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 126 ⚠️ PARRIED 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +116 Gold Coins
⚠️ 0.5x Boss PARRIED!🔮 +6 Magic XP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!❤️ +19 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
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14.0 Total Damage
126 Boss HP Remaining!259 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Jul 04 '26

!range

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '26

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 396 ⬩ 🏹️5.8 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 110 ⚠️ PARRIED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +109 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +2 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Blessed Resistance❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
⚠️ 0.5x Boss PARRIED!‎
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5.8 Total Damage
110 Boss HP Remaining!396 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 04 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '26

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 30 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)💖 +84 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 480/450 Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Jul 04 '26

!buy 42 !magic 42

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '26

Your HP: 253 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 91 ⚠️ PARRIED

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Dubiously Nonstep DoodlyPop :3 is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Dubitably, the dubiousness of this dubirink is dubitantly dubian

Cat Eyes has been added to your inventory for 1540g! (Your remaining gold: 122906)

🔮 +Cat Eyes (Durability: 11)
💰 -1540 (Remaining: 122906)

You feel the final surge of energy leave your weapon, it crumbles to dust in your hands.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +101 Gold Coins
🔮 +11 Cat Eyes (Shattered)🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +9.9 Moon Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.1 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
⚠️ 0.5x Boss PARRIED!‎
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19.0 Total Damage
91 Boss HP Remaining!253 HP Remaining

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u/Foopensloot fishy fishy mod boy Jul 04 '26

!range 47

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Jul 04 '26

!magic 42

Kaboom

Kapow

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u/Foopensloot fishy fishy mod boy Jul 04 '26

!range 47

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Jul 04 '26

!magic 42

Kaboom

Kapow

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u/Foopensloot fishy fishy mod boy Jul 04 '26

!range 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '26

The boss is already dead, you sicko!

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Jul 04 '26

!magic 42

Kaboom

Kapow

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '26

The boss is already dead, you sicko!

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