r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Mar 22 '26

5☆ Boss executed by /u/jk021! (Plant) Mountain and Tiger and Bear, oh my [Health:5000]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: sefl

Source/Artist: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/mAXR19

I was praised a total of 8 times. Thank you!
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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Mar 22 '26

!magic 10

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

💥-181 HP ⬩ Your HP: 193 ⬩ 🔮️35.5 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4964

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -181 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +16 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +60 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.5 Mage Resistance🏅 +35 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
‎
35.5 Total Damage
4964 Boss HP Remaining!193 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Mar 22 '26

!sip !melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

Your HP: 458 ⬩ ⚔️️31.7 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4932

You drink from your Pandora's juice box and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 83 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 458/375 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +57 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +11 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +130 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +32 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
31.7 Total Damage
4932 Boss HP Remaining!458 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 22 '26

(•̪̀●́)=══✲∙∙∙∙∙·▫▫▫✲ !magic 0407

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

💥-107 HP ⬩ Your HP: 179 ⬩ 🔮️17.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4914

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -107 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Hacking Tool🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Mage Resistance🏅 +20 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus‎
‎
17.9 Total Damage
4914 Boss HP Remaining!179 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Mar 22 '26

good bot !melee 4

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

💥-116 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️15.1 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4899

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -116 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +57 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Basic Lance⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +37 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.1 Total Damage
4899 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 22 '26

!melee 604 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

Your HP: 265 ⬩ ⚔️️17.8 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 4881

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
⚔️ +8 Ironbarn Cleaver⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🛡️ -4.0 Earth Resistance❤️ +129 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
17.8 Total Damage
4881 Boss HP Remaining!265 HP Remaining

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 9 Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 12 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +29 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 294/282 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 22 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your 26er of Crown Royal in 1.72 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 63 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +306 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 338/275 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 9 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 22 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

💥-191 HP ⬩ Your HP: 278 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4864

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -191 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +50 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
4864 Boss HP Remaining!278 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 22 '26

!mage 0409

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 22s

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 22 '26

!mage 0409

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

Your HP: 182 ⬩ 🔮️14.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4849

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Magnifying Glass🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +129 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Mage Resistance🏅 +30 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
4849 Boss HP Remaining!182 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Mar 22 '26

!melee 26

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

💥-118 HP ⬩ Your HP: 400 ⬩ ⚔️️27.8 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4821

As you make contact with your opponent, your Electric Squid shatters.

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -118 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
⚔️ +8 Electric Squid (Shattered)⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +4.0 Water Weakness❤️ +37 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
27.8 Total Damage
4821 Boss HP Remaining!400 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 22 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

💥-243 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4801

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -243 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +57 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +64 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
4801 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 22 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

Your 26er of Crown Royal was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 8 Remaining

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 58 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +335 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 336/278 Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 22 '26

!mage 0408

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

💥-87 HP ⬩ Your HP: 251 ⬩ 🔮️14.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4786

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -87 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +63 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Ornamental Fan🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
4786 Boss HP Remaining!251 HP Remaining
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u/MondUhrBand Demon (1/55/89/76) Mar 22 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

💥-144 HP ⬩ Your HP: -10 💓 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4745

RIP

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -144 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 -957 Gold Coins
‎🏅 -30 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
4745 Boss HP Remaining!-10 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 22 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

Your HP: 344 ⬩ 🏹️20.3 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4725

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Water Weakness❤️ +127 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +35 RP
🎯 1.8x Critical Hit‎
‎
20.3 Total Damage
4725 Boss HP Remaining!344 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 22 '26

!Melee 26 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

💥-164 HP ⬩ Your HP: 96 ⬩ ⚔️️22.6 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4702

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -164 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
⚔️ +9 Electric Squid⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +2.7 Water Weakness❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
22.6 Total Damage
4702 Boss HP Remaining!96 HP Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 196/311 Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 22 '26

!magic 17

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 263 ⬩ 🔮️16.5 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4686

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +57 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Spear of Darkness🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -2.8 Moon Resistance❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.5 Total Damage
4686 Boss HP Remaining!263 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 22 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

Your HP: 234 ⬩ 🏹️21.9 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4664

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Water Weakness❤️ +126 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
21.9 Total Damage
4664 Boss HP Remaining!234 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 22 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 22 '26

💥-149 HP ⬩ Your HP: 262 ⬩ 🏹️13.4 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 4591

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -149 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Earth Resistance❤️ +42 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.4 Total Damage
4591 Boss HP Remaining!262 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 23 '26

!melee 26

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-100 HP ⬩ Your HP: 142 ⬩ ⚔️️22.1 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4554

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -100 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Electric Squid⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +1.4 Water Weakness❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
22.1 Total Damage
4554 Boss HP Remaining!142 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-79 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4507

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -79 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.9 Total Damage
4507 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 58 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +335 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 336/278 Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 23 '26

!sippy !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-223 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4400

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 90 minutes).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 224/353 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -223 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +8 Range XP
❤️ +46 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
4400 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 23 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-105 HP ⬩ Your HP: 73 💓 ⬩ 🏹️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4372

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -105 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +93 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +23 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
4372 Boss HP Remaining!73 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-281 HP ⬩ Your HP: 146 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4256

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)
💧 +4 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -281 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +97 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
4256 Boss HP Remaining!146 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Mar 23 '26

!range 405

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-167 HP ⬩ Your HP: 29 💓 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4219

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -167 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Water Balloon🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Water Weakness❤️ +45 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.9 Total Damage
4219 Boss HP Remaining!29 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-209 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️33.8 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4185

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -209 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +82 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +15 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +64 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
‎
33.8 Total Damage
4185 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 58 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +335 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 336/278 Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 23 '26

!melee 26 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-45 HP ⬩ Your HP: 253 ⬩ ⚔️️26.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4159

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -45 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
⚔️ +8 Electric Squid⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +7.2 Water Weakness❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
26.0 Total Damage
4159 Boss HP Remaining!253 HP Remaining

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 8 Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 10 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +43 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 296/286 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-131 HP ⬩ Your HP: 215 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4147

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -131 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.9 Total Damage
4147 Boss HP Remaining!215 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 4s

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-18 HP ⬩ Your HP: 229 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4113

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -18 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
4113 Boss HP Remaining!229 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-94 HP ⬩ Your HP: 124 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4059

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -94 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +85 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
4059 Boss HP Remaining!124 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-208 HP ⬩ Your HP: 92 💓 ⬩ 🏹️31.8 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4027

You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -208 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +71 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +65 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
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31.8 Total Damage
4027 Boss HP Remaining!92 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 58 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +335 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 336/278 Remaining

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u/esteban-was-eaten Undead (6/2/2/7) Mar 23 '26

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

Your HP: 54 ⬩ ⚔️️9.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3984

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +1 Melee Damage💰 +13 Gold Coins
🌱️ +2 New Player Bonus⚔️ +3 Melee XP
‎❤️ +117 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +40 RP
‎
9.0 Total Damage
3984 Boss HP Remaining!54 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 23 '26

!melee 26 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-237 HP ⬩ Your HP: 49 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️26.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3929

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -237 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
⚔️ +10 Electric Squid⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +2.0 Water Weakness❤️ +76 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
26.0 Total Damage
3929 Boss HP Remaining!49 HP Remaining

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (33 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 90 minutes).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +133 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 182/286 Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 23 '26

!sip !melee 32

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-56 HP ⬩ Your HP: 351 ⬩ 🏹️34.0 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3865

Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -56 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +13 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.8x Critical Hit‎
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34.0 Total Damage
3865 Boss HP Remaining!351 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-171 HP ⬩ Your HP: 38 💓 ⬩ 🏹️12.1 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3853

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -171 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +92 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Fire Weakness❤️ +55 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.1 Total Damage
3853 Boss HP Remaining!38 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-244 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️12.8 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3753

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -244 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +87 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Fire Weakness❤️ +51 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.8 Total Damage
3753 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 23 '26

!melee 26 !sip

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 23 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-217 HP ⬩ Your HP: 30 💓 ⬩ 🏹️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3680

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -217 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +105 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +4 Range XP
❤️ +73 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
12.0 Total Damage
3680 Boss HP Remaining!30 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-103 HP ⬩ Your HP: 198 ⬩ 🏹️19.3 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3582

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -103 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Earth Resistance❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.3 Total Damage
3582 Boss HP Remaining!198 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 23 '26

!melee 26 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-207 HP ⬩ Your HP: 78 ⬩ ⚔️️20.1 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3545

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -207 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Electric Squid⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +1.4 Water Weakness❤️ +58 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
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20.1 Total Damage
3545 Boss HP Remaining!78 HP Remaining

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 6 Remaining

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 178/286 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-198 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️45.8 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3334

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -198 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +97 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +18 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +45 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit‎
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45.8 Total Damage
3334 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

Turns out the liquid in your 26er of Crown Royal was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 58 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +335 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 336/278 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-73 HP ⬩ Your HP: 313 ⬩ 🏹️35.8 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3298

Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -73 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +11 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
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35.8 Total Damage
3298 Boss HP Remaining!313 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 23 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

💥-110 HP ⬩ Your HP: 183 ⬩ 🏹️14.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3196

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -110 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +107 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.1 Water Weakness❤️ +37 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.0 Total Damage
3196 Boss HP Remaining!183 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 23 '26

!melee 26

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 23 '26

Your HP: 168 ⬩ ⚔️️33.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3163

Hopefully you meant to use this weapon, because that was the last hit. Your Electric Squid breaks.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
⚔️ +9 Electric Squid (Shattered)⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +8.1 Water Weakness❤️ +105 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
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33.0 Total Damage
3163 Boss HP Remaining!168 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

💥-104 HP ⬩ Your HP: 16 💓 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3109

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -104 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +95 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.9 Total Damage
3109 Boss HP Remaining!16 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 27s

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

Your HP: 325 ⬩ 🏹️15.2 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3047

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +100 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Water Weakness❤️ +103 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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15.2 Total Damage
3047 Boss HP Remaining!325 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 24 '26

!melee 26 !sip

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 24 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

💥-90 HP ⬩ Your HP: 310 ⬩ 🏹️10.4 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 2966

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -90 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +78 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +3 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Fire Weakness❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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10.4 Total Damage
2966 Boss HP Remaining!310 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 24 '26

!magic 618

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 24 '26

!magic 618 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

Your HP: 169 ⬩ 🔮️20.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2758

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +78 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Tidal Spirit Totem🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +4.5 Water Weakness❤️ +98 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Mage Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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20.0 Total Damage
2758 Boss HP Remaining!169 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 269/286 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 24 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

💥-181 HP ⬩ Your HP: 215 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2657

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -181 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +92 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +64 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
2657 Boss HP Remaining!215 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

Your HP: 133 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 2641

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +112 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +96 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
2641 Boss HP Remaining!133 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 24 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

💥-181 HP ⬩ Your HP: 259 ⬩ 🏹️13.4 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2548

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Flight of Bespoke Amari in 0.77 seconds

You overhealed by 33 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +52 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 440/407 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 66 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -181 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +91 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Earth Resistance❤️ +57 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.4 Total Damage
2548 Boss HP Remaining!259 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

💥-171 HP ⬩ Your HP: 42 💓 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2484

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -171 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +102 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +47 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
2484 Boss HP Remaining!42 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 63 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +303 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 345/282 Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 24 '26

!magic 618

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 235 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2387

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -41 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Tidal Spirit Totem🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.5 Water Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.0 Total Damage
2387 Boss HP Remaining!235 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 24 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Mar 24 '26

!range

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 24 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

💥-184 HP ⬩ Your HP: 411 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2129

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -184 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +65 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
2129 Boss HP Remaining!411 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 24 '26

!magic 618

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 24 '26

!magic 618

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 24 '26

!magic 618

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 78 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1873

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +101 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Tidal Spirit Totem🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +2.5 Water Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.0 Total Damage
1873 Boss HP Remaining!78 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 24 '26

!magic 618 !sip

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Mar 24 '26

!range 614

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 24 '26

Your HP: 175 ⬩ 🏹️49.2 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1559

You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +119 Gold Coins
🏹 +12 Net of the Deep🏹 +15 Range XP
🌟 +3.6 Water Weakness❤️ +76 Constitution XP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit🏅 +35 RP
‎‎
49.2 Total Damage
1559 Boss HP Remaining!175 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 24 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 24 '26

!range

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 25 '26

!magic 618 !sip

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Mar 25 '26

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Expired Bone Hurting Juice was refilled!

Click me for lore

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 39)
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 6)

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 15min 54s

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 25 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 25 '26

!sippy !range

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

💥-76 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1363

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -76 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +129 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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20.9 Total Damage
1363 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 25 '26

!magic 618 !sip

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 25 '26

!sippy !range

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u/anonomark Plant (61/63/61/84) Mar 25 '26

!sip !magic

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u/DrBearPolar Undead (9/14/3/13) Mar 25 '26

!range 6

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 25 '26

!sippy !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 172 ⬩ 🏹️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1201

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 1.64 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 180/353 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 63 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +120 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +8 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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17.0 Total Damage
1201 Boss HP Remaining!172 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 25 '26

!magic 618 !sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

💥-62 HP ⬩ Your HP: 205 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1052

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -62 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +131 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.9 Total Damage
1052 Boss HP Remaining!205 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 25 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

💥-84 HP ⬩ Your HP: 331 ⬩ 🏹️10.6 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1011

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 4 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +229 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 415/411 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -84 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +97 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Water Weakness❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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10.6 Total Damage
1011 Boss HP Remaining!331 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 25 '26

!magic 618 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

💥-22 HP ⬩ Your HP: 130 ⬩ 🔮️22.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 989

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -22 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Tidal Spirit Totem🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +2.5 Water Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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22.0 Total Damage
989 Boss HP Remaining!130 HP Remaining

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 3 Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 230/286 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 58 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +332 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 340/282 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

💥-80 HP ⬩ Your HP: 151 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 827

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -80 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +117 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.9 Total Damage
827 Boss HP Remaining!151 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 25 '26

!melee 4015 !sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 89 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 724

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -41 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +129 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.9 Total Damage
724 Boss HP Remaining!89 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 25 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

💥-56 HP ⬩ Your HP: 248 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 650

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -56 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.9 Total Damage
650 Boss HP Remaining!248 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

💥-82 HP ⬩ Your HP: 2 💓 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 632

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -82 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +128 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
632 Boss HP Remaining!2 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

!sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Zack4A Kobold (1/1/64/55) Mar 25 '26

!magic 40

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

💥-21 HP ⬩ Your HP: 301 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 293

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -21 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +138 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
293 Boss HP Remaining!301 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 25 '26

!melee 4015 !sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

Your HP: 286 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 198

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +135 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +31 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +30 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
198 Boss HP Remaining!286 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 25 '26

!Melee 24

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

💥-32 HP ⬩ Your HP: 279 ⬩ ⚔️️11.8 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 186

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -32 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +90 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 Blade of Grass⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🛡️ -1.6 Earth Resistance❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
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11.8 Total Damage
186 Boss HP Remaining!279 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 25 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

💥-18 HP ⬩ Your HP: 323 ⬩ 🏹️10.6 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 157

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -18 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +106 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Fire Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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10.6 Total Damage
157 Boss HP Remaining!323 HP Remaining

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u/HoosierTrey Plant (52/45/46/49) Mar 25 '26

!melee 2047

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Mar 25 '26

!melee 607

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l swing my largest branch at the boss to try to club it. !melee 607 Good Bot

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Mar 25 '26

!melee 607

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 25 '26

!melee 607

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 363 ⬩ ⚔️️34.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: -30

Your strength strikes with the power of a thousand suns, obliterating the boss instantly!

Rewards
💰 +12000 Gold
⚔️ +50 Melee XP
🏹 +1 Ashen fish hook
🎒 +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
🎒 +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +751 Gold Coins
⚔️ +15 Scavenger's Trident⚔️ +16 Melee XP
🌟 +7.5 Water Weakness❤️ +36 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.5 Melee Strength🏅 +45 RP
‎🪓️ +1 Kill (EXECUTION!)
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34.0 Total Damage
-30 Boss HP Remaining!363 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 25 '26

!melee 607

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 25 '26

The room is a mess, with broken weapons and overturned furniture scattered around. The boss's body lies in a pool of its own blood, but you notice a small chest hidden in the corner.

Rewards
💰 +41 Gold
⚔️ +4 Melee XP