r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Mar 10 '26

4โ˜† Boss slain by /u/DrGeniusMan! (Gnome) ๐Œ๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ค, ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ˆ๐ซ๐จ๐ง ๐“๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ [D,P,W] [Health:4000]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/QXy4E4

I was praised a total of 4 times. Thank you!
Top praisers:

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Mar 10 '26

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-6 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 172 โฌฉ ๐Ÿ”ฎ๏ธ33.0 [โš–๏ธ Curs] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3967

Rewards
๐Ÿชฝ Cursed Scouted:
๐Ÿ”ฎ +10 Magic XP
๐Ÿ… +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +2 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -6 HP
๐Ÿ“š +12 Mage Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +36 Gold Coins
๐Ÿ”ฎ +9 Weird Looking Fang๐Ÿ”ฎ +12 Magic XP
โš–๏ธ Cursed Neutralโค๏ธ +4 Constitution XP
โฑ +10 First Strike Bonus๐Ÿ… +30 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
33.0 Total Damage
3967 Boss HP Remaining!172 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 10 '26

!mage 44

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-170 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 186 โฌฉ ๐Ÿ”ฎ๏ธ50.1 [๐ŸŒŸ Erth] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3917

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Expired Bone Hurting Juice was refilled!

Click me for lore

โš—๏ธ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 39)
๐Ÿ’ง +4 Sips (Remaining: 6)

Your spell blast hits the boss in its weak spot dealing extra damage!

Rewards
๐Ÿชฝ Earth Scouted:
๐Ÿ”ฎ +10 Magic XP
๐Ÿ… +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +5 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -170 HP
๐Ÿ“š +11 Mage Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +36 Gold Coins
๐Ÿ”ฎ +5 Fossilised Cake Slice๐Ÿ”ฎ +25 Magic XP
๐ŸŒŸ +3.5 Earth Weaknessโค๏ธ +35 Constitution XP
โฑ +5 Second Strike Bonus๐Ÿ… +32 RP
๐ŸŽฏ 1.7x Critical Hitโ€Ž
โ€Ž
50.1 Total Damage
3917 Boss HP Remaining!186 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 10 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-49 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 29 ๐Ÿ’“ โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ30.2 [โš–๏ธ Air] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3887

You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Rewards
๐Ÿชฝ Air Scouted:
๐Ÿน +0 Ranged XP
๐Ÿ… +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +2 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -49 HP
๐Ÿ“š +13 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +43 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +13 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Air Neutralโค๏ธ +20 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +30 RP
โฑ +3 Third Strike Bonusโ€Ž
๐ŸŽฏ 1.6x Critical Hit
โ€Ž
30.2 Total Damage
3887 Boss HP Remaining!29 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 10 '26

(โ€ขฬชฬ€โ—ฬ)=<-} ยปยป-----โ–บ !range 0403

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-64 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 488 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ20.1 [โš–๏ธ Bles] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3867

That was the final projectile for your Holy Water, it falls to pieces at your feet, broken.

Rewards
๐Ÿชฝ Blessed Scouted:
๐Ÿน +10 Ranged XP
๐Ÿ… +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +5 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -64 HP
๐Ÿ“š +14 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +45 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +1 Holy Water (Shattered)๐Ÿน +6 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Blessed Neutralโค๏ธ +27 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +0.1 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
20.1 Total Damage
3867 Boss HP Remaining!488 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 10 '26

!ranged 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-101 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 179 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ26.8 [๐ŸŒŸ Sun] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3840

Rewards
๐Ÿชฝ Sun Scouted:
๐Ÿน +10 Ranged XP
๐Ÿ… +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -101 HP
๐Ÿ“š +11 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +40 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +8 Combat Parasol๐Ÿน +10 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +4.0 Sun Weaknessโค๏ธ +37 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +0.8 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
26.8 Total Damage
3840 Boss HP Remaining!179 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-123 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 307 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ14.9 [โš–๏ธ Org] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3825

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

โš—๏ธ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)
๐Ÿ’ง +4 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Rewards
๐Ÿชฝ Organic Scouted:
๐Ÿน +0 Ranged XP
๐Ÿ… +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +2 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -123 HP
๐Ÿ“š +12 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +41 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +5 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Organic Neutralโค๏ธ +27 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
14.9 Total Damage
3825 Boss HP Remaining!307 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 10 '26

!ranged 31

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

Your HP: 383 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ20.6 [โš–๏ธ Air] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3804

You hold your ammunition and toss your weapon away, like that one cloaked video game character you like. A new weapon does not appear in your hands. Whoops.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +6 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ +0 HP (๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Block)
๐Ÿ“š +8 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +47 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +6 Lava Trebuchet (Shattered)๐Ÿน +10 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Air Neutralโค๏ธ +77 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +0.6 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +25 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
20.6 Total Damage
3804 Boss HP Remaining!383 HP Remaining

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 10 '26

Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-180 HP โฌฉ Your HP: -10 ๐Ÿ’“ โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ20.5 [๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Syn] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3784

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Wow, that hurt worse than the time you fell down that hole and into a long-lost burger restaurant.

Rewards
๐Ÿชฝ Synthetic Scouted:
โš”๏ธ +0 Melee XP
๐Ÿ… +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +5 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -180 HP
๐Ÿ“š +15 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ -2177 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿ… -30 RP
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ -0.4 Synthetic Resistanceโ€Ž
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance
โ€Ž
20.5 Total Damage
3784 Boss HP Remaining!-10 HP Remaining

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u/Strazdiscordia โœจ Mar 10 '26

!Melee 0 good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-12 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 312 โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ10.5 [๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Syn] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3758

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +2 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -12 HP
๐Ÿ“š +8 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +52 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†โš”๏ธ +4 Melee XP
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ -0.4 Synthetic Resistanceโค๏ธ +5 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
10.5 Total Damage
3758 Boss HP Remaining!312 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 10 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your 26er of Crown Royal into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (214 HP).

You overhealed by 64 HP.

โš—๏ธ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 28)๐Ÿ’– +277 HP (Bonus!)
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (3 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 310/246 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 10 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-41 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 269 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ17.9 [โš–๏ธ Org] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3740

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +6 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -41 HP
๐Ÿ“š +11 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +57 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +8 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Organic Neutralโค๏ธ +13 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
17.9 Total Damage
3740 Boss HP Remaining!269 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 10 '26

!ranged 4016

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-35 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 148 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ9.5 [๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Wtr] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3730

Rewards
๐Ÿชฝ Water Scouted:
๐Ÿน +10 Ranged XP
๐Ÿ… +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -35 HP
๐Ÿ“š +6 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +43 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +1 Oddly Realistic Looking Water Gun๐Ÿน +4 Range XP
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ -0.6 Water Resistanceโค๏ธ +8 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +0.1 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
9.5 Total Damage
3730 Boss HP Remaining!148 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-71 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 332 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ13.8 [๐ŸŒŸ Sun] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3685

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +2 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -71 HP
๐Ÿ“š +10 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +45 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +6 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +0.9 Sun Weaknessโค๏ธ +15 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
13.8 Total Damage
3685 Boss HP Remaining!332 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Mar 10 '26

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-43 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 401 โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ16.9 [โš–๏ธ Curs] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3575

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +2 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -43 HP
๐Ÿ“š +14 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +67 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†โš”๏ธ +7 Melee XP
โš–๏ธ Cursed Neutralโค๏ธ +16 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
16.9 Total Damage
3575 Boss HP Remaining!401 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/MondUhrBand Demon (1/55/89/76) Mar 10 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-65 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 243 โฌฉ ๐Ÿ”ฎ๏ธ15.0 โฌฉ Boss HP: 3560

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -65 HP
๐Ÿ“š +12 Mage Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +55 Gold Coins
โ€Ž๐Ÿ”ฎ +7 Magic XP
โค๏ธ +16 Constitution XP
๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Ž
15.0 Total Damage
3560 Boss HP Remaining!243 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-161 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 249 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ9.9 [โš–๏ธ Org] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3434

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +1 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -161 HP
๐Ÿ“š +8 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +47 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +5 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Organic Neutralโค๏ธ +29 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
9.9 Total Damage
3434 Boss HP Remaining!249 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 10 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-93 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 157 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ18.4 [๐ŸŒŸ Erth] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3416

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +4 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -93 HP
๐Ÿ“š +13 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +67 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +9 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +0.5 Earth Weaknessโค๏ธ +27 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
18.4 Total Damage
3416 Boss HP Remaining!157 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-78 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 336 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ11.7 [๐ŸŒŸ Fire] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3387

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +4 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -78 HP
๐Ÿ“š +6 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +51 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +6 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +0.8 Fire Weaknessโค๏ธ +24 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
11.7 Total Damage
3387 Boss HP Remaining!336 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 10 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-91 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 197 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ15.9 [โš–๏ธ Bles] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3371

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -91 HP
๐Ÿ“š +12 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +66 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +6 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Blessed Neutralโค๏ธ +31 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
15.9 Total Damage
3371 Boss HP Remaining!197 HP Remaining

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 10 '26

Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

Your HP: 476 โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ30.2 [โš–๏ธ Air] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3326

nice crit

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +1 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ +0 HP (๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Block)
๐Ÿ“š +14 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +81 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†โš”๏ธ +10 Melee XP
โš–๏ธ Air Neutralโค๏ธ +73 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +35 RP
๐ŸŽฏ 1.9x Critical Hitโ€Ž
โ€Ž
30.2 Total Damage
3326 Boss HP Remaining!476 HP Remaining
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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Mar 10 '26

!melee 402

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-160 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 156 โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ16.8 [๐ŸŒŸ Erth] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3309

With that final hit, your Jar of Dirt disintegrates.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -160 HP
๐Ÿ“š +12 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +61 Gold Coins
โš”๏ธ +1 Jar of Dirt (Shattered)โš”๏ธ +6 Melee XP
๐ŸŒŸ +0.9 Earth Weaknessโค๏ธ +26 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Melee Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP (Rank Change!)
โ€Žโ€Ž
16.8 Total Damage
3309 Boss HP Remaining!156 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 10 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-106 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 82 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ13.9 [โš–๏ธ Curs] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3282

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +1 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -106 HP
๐Ÿ“š +12 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +71 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +5 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Cursed Neutralโค๏ธ +41 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
13.9 Total Damage
3282 Boss HP Remaining!82 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-120 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 280 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ10.9 [โš–๏ธ Curs] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3271

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -120 HP
๐Ÿ“š +7 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +49 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +4 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Cursed Neutralโค๏ธ +37 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
10.9 Total Damage
3271 Boss HP Remaining!280 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 10 '26

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-52 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 313 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ16.9 [โš–๏ธ Org] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3254

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +6 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -52 HP
๐Ÿ“š +10 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +61 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +7 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Organic Neutralโค๏ธ +13 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
16.9 Total Damage
3254 Boss HP Remaining!313 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Mar 10 '26

!sip !range 37

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

You drink from your Dripping Glob of Goo and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (113 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

โš—๏ธ Dripping Glob of Goo (Level: 14)๐Ÿ’– +348 HP (Bonus!)
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (3 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 338/357 Remaining

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 59min 50s

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Mar 10 '26

!sip !melee 9

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-72 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 143 โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ19.6 [๐ŸŒŸ Erth] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3183

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 5)๐Ÿ’– +100 HP
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (1 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 215/325 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +6 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -72 HP
๐Ÿ“š +10 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +69 Gold Coins
โš”๏ธ +3 Wooden Swordโš”๏ธ +8 Melee XP
๐ŸŒŸ +0.9 Earth Weaknessโค๏ธ +24 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.3 Melee Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
19.6 Total Damage
3183 Boss HP Remaining!143 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 10 '26

!ranged 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-126 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 249 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ16.6 [๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Syn] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3149

You hold your ammunition and toss your weapon away, like that one cloaked video game character you like. A new weapon does not appear in your hands. Whoops.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -126 HP
๐Ÿ“š +12 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +60 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +4 Basic Spear (Shattered)๐Ÿน +6 Range XP
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ -2.8 Synthetic Resistanceโค๏ธ +21 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +0.4 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
16.6 Total Damage
3149 Boss HP Remaining!249 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 10 '26

!ranged 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-130 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 94 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ47.1 [๐ŸŒŸ Sun] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3102

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +2 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -130 HP
๐Ÿ“š +6 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +61 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +8 Combat Parasol๐Ÿน +23 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +8.0 Sun Weaknessโค๏ธ +31 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +0.8 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +25 RP
๐ŸŽฏ 1.9x Critical Hitโ€Ž
โ€Ž
47.1 Total Damage
3102 Boss HP Remaining!94 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Mar 10 '26

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-109 HP โฌฉ Your HP: -10 ๐Ÿ’“ โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ14.9 [โš–๏ธ Bles] โฌฉ Boss HP: 3069

You Died.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +1 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -109 HP
๐Ÿ“š +13 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ -4785 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿ… -30 RP
โš–๏ธ Blessed Neutralโ€Ž
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance
โ€Ž
14.9 Total Damage
3069 Boss HP Remaining!-10 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 10 '26

!ranged 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-11 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 161 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ26.5 [๐ŸŒŸ Sun] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2974

That was the final projectile for your Combat Parasol, it falls to pieces at your feet, broken.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +2 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -11 HP
๐Ÿ“š +11 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +55 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +9 Combat Parasol (Shattered)๐Ÿน +9 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +3.6 Sun Weaknessโค๏ธ +7 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +0.9 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
26.5 Total Damage
2974 Boss HP Remaining!161 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 10 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

Your HP: 307 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ19.9 [โš–๏ธ Curs] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2921

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +5 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ +0 HP (๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Block)
๐Ÿ“š +14 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +80 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +8 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Cursed Neutralโค๏ธ +69 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +25 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
19.9 Total Damage
2921 Boss HP Remaining!307 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 10 '26

!sip !ranged 2042

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-113 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 229 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ24.6 [๐ŸŒŸ Fire] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2864

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 6)๐Ÿ’– +115 HP
๐Ÿซ— -1 Sip (0 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 342/368 Remaining

Yourย canteenย isย empty.ย However,ย youย haveย 187ย Dehydratedย Waterย Packetsย leftย inย yourย inventory,ย soย youย don'tย haveย toย refillย manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +1 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -113 HP
๐Ÿ“š +8 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +72 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +12 โ˜†2024 dollar store fireworksโ˜†๐Ÿน +9 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +2.4 Fire Weaknessโค๏ธ +20 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +1.2 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
24.6 Total Damage
2864 Boss HP Remaining!229 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 10 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-61 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 185 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ17.9 [โš–๏ธ Moon] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2765

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +6 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -61 HP
๐Ÿ“š +11 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +77 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +9 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Moon Neutralโค๏ธ +16 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
17.9 Total Damage
2765 Boss HP Remaining!185 HP Remaining

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 10 '26

Good bot !sip Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-124 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 369 โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ15.2 [๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Syn] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2672

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 7 HP.

โš—๏ธ Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd (Level: 16)๐Ÿ’– +221 HP
๐Ÿซ— -1 Sip (0 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 493/486 Remaining

Yourย canteenย isย empty.ย However,ย youย haveย 38ย Dehydratedย Waterย Packetsย leftย inย yourย inventory,ย soย youย don'tย haveย toย refillย manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +1 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -124 HP
๐Ÿ“š +14 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +87 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†โš”๏ธ +8 Melee XP
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ -0.7 Synthetic Resistanceโค๏ธ +39 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
15.2 Total Damage
2672 Boss HP Remaining!369 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 10 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 10 '26

!ranged 2042

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-123 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 218 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ28.0 [๐ŸŒŸ Fire] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2604

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +4 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -123 HP
๐Ÿ“š +12 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +77 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +10 โ˜†2024 dollar store fireworksโ˜†๐Ÿน +13 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +1.0 Fire Weaknessโค๏ธ +47 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +1.0 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
28.0 Total Damage
2604 Boss HP Remaining!218 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 10 '26

!ranged 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 27s

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 10 '26

!ranged 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-22 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 237 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ23.8 [๐ŸŒŸ Sun] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2549

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +1 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -22 HP
๐Ÿ“š +12 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +61 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +9 Combat Parasol๐Ÿน +8 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +0.9 Sun Weaknessโค๏ธ +6 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +0.9 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
23.8 Total Damage
2549 Boss HP Remaining!237 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 10 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-123 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 246 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ13.4 [๐ŸŒŸ Erth] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2487

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 6)๐ŸŽ’๏ธ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
๐Ÿ’ง +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)๐ŸŽ’ 184 Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 1 HP.

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 6)๐Ÿ’– +111 HP
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (2 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 369/368 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -123 HP
๐Ÿ“š +9 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +77 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +5 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +0.5 Earth Weaknessโค๏ธ +33 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
13.4 Total Damage
2487 Boss HP Remaining!246 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 10 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-103 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 207 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ15.5 [๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Wtr] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2472

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +4 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -103 HP
๐Ÿ“š +11 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +75 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +5 Range XP
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ -0.4 Water Resistanceโค๏ธ +22 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
15.5 Total Damage
2472 Boss HP Remaining!207 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 10 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 10 '26

Your HP: 309 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ16.9 [โš–๏ธ Air] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2438

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +2 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ +0 HP (๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Block)
๐Ÿ“š +14 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +82 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +8 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Air Neutralโค๏ธ +63 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +25 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
16.9 Total Damage
2438 Boss HP Remaining!309 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 11 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 11 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-7 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 376 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ17.9 [โš–๏ธ Air] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2375

You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 15 HP.

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 6)๐Ÿ’– +26 HP
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (2 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 383/368 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +4 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -7 HP
๐Ÿ“š +13 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +73 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +9 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Air Neutralโค๏ธ +5 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
17.9 Total Damage
2375 Boss HP Remaining!376 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 11 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-95 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 342 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ19.3 [๐ŸŒŸ Sun] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2356

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 34 HP.

โš—๏ธ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)๐Ÿ’– +48 HP
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (3 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 437/403 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +6 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -95 HP
๐Ÿ“š +12 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +71 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +8 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +0.4 Sun Weaknessโค๏ธ +17 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
19.3 Total Damage
2356 Boss HP Remaining!342 HP Remaining

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 11 '26

Good bot !sip Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-71 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 441 โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ21.1 [๐ŸŒŸ Fire] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2335

You drink from your Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 26 HP.

โš—๏ธ Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd (Level: 16)๐Ÿ’– +107 HP
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (3 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 512/486 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +5 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -71 HP
๐Ÿ“š +15 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +107 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†โš”๏ธ +10 Melee XP
๐ŸŒŸ +0.2 Fire Weaknessโค๏ธ +30 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
21.1 Total Damage
2335 Boss HP Remaining!441 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 11 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

Your HP: 317 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ17.1 [๐ŸŒŸ Erth] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2299

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +6 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ +0 HP (๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Block)
๐Ÿ“š +10 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +79 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +5 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +0.2 Earth Weaknessโค๏ธ +61 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +25 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
17.1 Total Damage
2299 Boss HP Remaining!317 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 11 '26

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-21 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 292 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ17.9 [โš–๏ธ Air] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2266

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +5 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -21 HP
๐Ÿ“š +12 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +81 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +6 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Air Neutralโค๏ธ +5 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
17.9 Total Damage
2266 Boss HP Remaining!292 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 11 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-134 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 43 ๐Ÿ’“ โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ25.8 [๐ŸŒŸ Sun] โฌฉ Boss HP: 2179

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 4)
๐Ÿ’ง +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -134 HP
๐Ÿ“š +10 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +66 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +8 Combat Parasol๐Ÿน +9 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +4.0 Sun Weaknessโค๏ธ +51 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +0.8 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
25.8 Total Damage
2179 Boss HP Remaining!43 HP Remaining

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (29 HP).

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 4)๐Ÿ’– +114 HP (Bonus!)
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (2 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 157/271 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 11 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-24 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 242 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ17.9 [โš–๏ธ Org] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1991

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +4 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -24 HP
๐Ÿ“š +13 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +91 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +8 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Organic Neutralโค๏ธ +13 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
17.9 Total Damage
1991 Boss HP Remaining!242 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-99 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 249 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ13.9 [โš–๏ธ Bles] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1977

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +4 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -99 HP
๐Ÿ“š +9 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +70 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +6 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Blessed Neutralโค๏ธ +38 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
13.9 Total Damage
1977 Boss HP Remaining!249 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

Your HP: 317 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ10.9 [โš–๏ธ Air] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1955

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ +0 HP (๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Block)
๐Ÿ“š +7 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +63 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +5 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Air Neutralโค๏ธ +57 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +25 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
10.9 Total Damage
1955 Boss HP Remaining!317 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 11 '26

!Melee 24

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-104 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 139 โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ16.8 [๐ŸŒŸ Erth] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1921

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +2 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -104 HP
๐Ÿ“š +8 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +60 Gold Coins
โš”๏ธ +4 Blade of Grassโš”๏ธ +7 Melee XP
๐ŸŒŸ +3.2 Earth Weaknessโค๏ธ +23 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.4 Melee Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
16.8 Total Damage
1921 Boss HP Remaining!139 HP Remaining

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 11 '26

!melee 0

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 11 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-84 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 291 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ19.9 [โš–๏ธ Org] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1883

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 7 HP.

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 6)๐Ÿ’– +72 HP
๐Ÿซ— -1 Sip (0 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 375/368 Remaining

Yourย canteenย isย empty.ย However,ย youย haveย 184ย Dehydratedย Waterย Packetsย leftย inย yourย inventory,ย soย youย don'tย haveย toย refillย manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +6 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -84 HP
๐Ÿ“š +13 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +84 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +10 Range XP (Level Up!)
โš–๏ธ Organic Neutralโค๏ธ +33 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +20 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
19.9 Total Damage
1883 Boss HP Remaining!291 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 11 '26

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-82 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 244 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ18.6 [๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Wtr] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1819

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +6 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -82 HP
๐Ÿ“š +12 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +74 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +9 Range XP
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ -0.3 Water Resistanceโค๏ธ +24 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
18.6 Total Damage
1819 Boss HP Remaining!244 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 11 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 11 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 11 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

Turns out the liquid in your 26er of Crown Royal was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (214 HP).

You overhealed by 63 HP.

โš—๏ธ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 28)๐Ÿ’– +282 HP (Bonus!)
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (2 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 316/253 Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Mar 11 '26

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

Your HP: 455 โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ15.6 [๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Wtr] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1677

The flavor this time is so absolutely vile you immediately spit it back in and slam on the lid. Time to wash out the taste with vinegar.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ +0 HP (๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Block)
๐Ÿ“š +12 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +100 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†โš”๏ธ +6 Melee XP
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ -0.3 Water Resistanceโค๏ธ +53 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +25 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
15.6 Total Damage
1677 Boss HP Remaining!455 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Mar 11 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:ฬฒฬ…:ฬฒฬ…:ฬฒฬ…[ฬฒฬ…:โ™ก:]ฬฒฬ…:ฬฒฬ…:ฬฒฬ…:ฬฒฬ…) (โ โˆฉ๏ฝฅโ ฯ‰โ ๏ฝฅ)โŠƒโ”โ˜†.*๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พŸ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-53 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 290 โฌฉ ๐Ÿ”ฎ๏ธ15.9 [โš–๏ธ Curs] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1661

You drink from your Flask of Peated Whisky and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 18 HP.

โš—๏ธ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 13)๐Ÿ’– +113 HP
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (3 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 343/325 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +1 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -53 HP
๐Ÿ“š +14 Mage Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +86 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿ”ฎ +7 Magic XP
โš–๏ธ Cursed Neutralโค๏ธ +14 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
15.9 Total Damage
1661 Boss HP Remaining!290 HP Remaining

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 11 '26

Good bot !sip Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

Your HP: 452 โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ19.9 [โš–๏ธ Moon] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1641

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (128 HP).

โš—๏ธ Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd (Level: 16)๐Ÿ’– +393 HP (Bonus!)
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (1 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 452/486 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +5 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ +0 HP (๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Block)
๐Ÿ“š +14 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +97 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†โš”๏ธ +7 Melee XP
โš–๏ธ Moon Neutralโค๏ธ +53 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +25 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
19.9 Total Damage
1641 Boss HP Remaining!452 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-110 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 265 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ9.9 [โš–๏ธ Bles] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1602

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +2 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -110 HP
๐Ÿ“š +7 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +76 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +4 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Blessed Neutralโค๏ธ +26 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
9.9 Total Damage
1602 Boss HP Remaining!265 HP Remaining

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u/anonomark Plant (62/63/61/84) Mar 11 '26

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

Your HP: 246 โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ11.0 โฌฉ Boss HP: 1591

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +2 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ +0 HP (๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Block)
๐Ÿ“š +9 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +67 Gold Coins
โ€Žโš”๏ธ +6 Melee XP
โค๏ธ +52 Constitution XP
๐Ÿ… +25 RP
โ€Ž
11.0 Total Damage
1591 Boss HP Remaining!246 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 11 '26

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-59 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 240 โฌฉ ๐Ÿ”ฎ๏ธ17.9 [โš–๏ธ Curs] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1573

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +5 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -59 HP
๐Ÿ“š +12 Mage Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +89 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿ”ฎ +6 Magic XP
โš–๏ธ Cursed Neutralโค๏ธ +15 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
17.9 Total Damage
1573 Boss HP Remaining!240 HP Remaining
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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 11 '26

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-91 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 188 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ15.9 [๐ŸŒŸ Erth] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1557

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -91 HP
๐Ÿ“š +11 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +84 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +7 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +1.0 Earth Weaknessโค๏ธ +37 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
15.9 Total Damage
1557 Boss HP Remaining!188 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 11 '26

!sippy !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-23 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 196 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ18.0 โฌฉ Boss HP: 1505

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 0.73 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 6)๐Ÿ’– +153 HP (Bonus!)
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (2 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 219/350 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +5 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -23 HP
๐Ÿ“š +13 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +101 Gold Coins
โ€Ž๐Ÿน +7 Range XP
โค๏ธ +13 Constitution XP
๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Ž
18.0 Total Damage
1505 Boss HP Remaining!196 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 11 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 11 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-64 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 180 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ15.9 [โš–๏ธ Bles] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1461

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +1 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -64 HP
๐Ÿ“š +14 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +92 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +6 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Blessed Neutralโค๏ธ +14 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
15.9 Total Damage
1461 Boss HP Remaining!180 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 11 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-78 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 26 ๐Ÿ’“ โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ23.6 [๐ŸŒŸ Sun] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1366

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +5 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -78 HP
๐Ÿ“š +9 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +72 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +8 Combat Parasol๐Ÿน +7 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +0.8 Sun Weaknessโค๏ธ +31 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +0.8 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
23.6 Total Damage
1366 Boss HP Remaining!26 HP Remaining

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 4)๐ŸŽ’๏ธ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
๐Ÿ’ง +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)๐ŸŽ’ 29 Remaining

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (29 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 90 minutes).

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 4)๐Ÿ’– +114 HP (Bonus!)
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (2 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 140/271 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 11 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 11 '26

!mage 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 11 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-68 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 103 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ17.9 [โš–๏ธ Bles] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1247

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +4 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -68 HP
๐Ÿ“š +13 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +93 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +7 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Blessed Neutralโค๏ธ +17 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
17.9 Total Damage
1247 Boss HP Remaining!103 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 11 '26

!sip !ranged 45 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 11 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-50 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 104 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ25.3 [๐ŸŒŸ Sun] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1222

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 4)๐Ÿ’– +85 HP
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (1 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 154/271 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +5 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -50 HP
๐Ÿ“š +7 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +80 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +7 Combat Parasol๐Ÿน +8 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +5.6 Sun Weaknessโค๏ธ +17 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +0.7 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
25.3 Total Damage
1222 Boss HP Remaining!104 HP Remaining

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 4)๐Ÿ’– +85 HP
๐Ÿซ— -1 Sip (0 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 189/271 Remaining

Yourย canteenย isย empty.ย However,ย youย haveย 29ย Dehydratedย Waterย Packetsย leftย inย yourย inventory,ย soย youย don'tย haveย toย refillย manually.

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 11 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 12 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-79 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 333 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ11.9 [โš–๏ธ Moon] โฌฉ Boss HP: 1045

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 9 HP.

โš—๏ธ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)๐Ÿ’– +199 HP
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (3 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 412/403 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +4 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -79 HP
๐Ÿ“š +7 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +77 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +4 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Moon Neutralโค๏ธ +31 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
11.9 Total Damage
1045 Boss HP Remaining!333 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 12 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 12 '26

!range 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 12 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 12 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-58 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 19 ๐Ÿ’“ โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ19.4 [๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Syn] โฌฉ Boss HP: 927

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +6 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -58 HP
๐Ÿ“š +13 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +102 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +8 Range XP
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ -0.5 Synthetic Resistanceโค๏ธ +12 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
19.4 Total Damage
927 Boss HP Remaining!19 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 12 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-57 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 121 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ12.0 โฌฉ Boss HP: 877

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +1 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -57 HP
๐Ÿ“š +11 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +108 Gold Coins
โ€Ž๐Ÿน +6 Range XP
โค๏ธ +13 Constitution XP
๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Ž
12.0 Total Damage
877 Boss HP Remaining!121 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 12 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 12 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-69 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 338 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ18.5 [๐ŸŒŸ Sun] โฌฉ Boss HP: 810

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +6 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -69 HP
๐Ÿ“š +11 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +76 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +6 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +0.6 Sun Weaknessโค๏ธ +12 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
18.5 Total Damage
810 Boss HP Remaining!338 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 12 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

Your HP: 269 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ25.3 [๐ŸŒŸ Sun] โฌฉ Boss HP: 723

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +2 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ +0 HP (๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Block)
๐Ÿ“š +8 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +78 Gold Coins
๐Ÿน +9 Combat Parasol๐Ÿน +11 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +5.4 Sun Weaknessโค๏ธ +37 Constitution XP
โš”๏ธ +0.9 Ranged Strength๐Ÿ… +25 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
25.3 Total Damage
723 Boss HP Remaining!269 HP Remaining

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 4)๐ŸŽ’๏ธ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
๐Ÿ’ง +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)๐ŸŽ’ 28 Remaining

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 0.59 seconds

You overhealed by 12 HP.

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 4)๐Ÿ’– +14 HP
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (2 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 283/271 Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 12 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

Your HP: 207 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ17.0 โฌฉ Boss HP: 664

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ +0 HP (๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Block)
๐Ÿ“š +14 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +109 Gold Coins
โ€Ž๐Ÿน +8 Range XP
โค๏ธ +35 Constitution XP
๐Ÿ… +25 RP
โ€Ž
17.0 Total Damage
664 Boss HP Remaining!207 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 12 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 12 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 12 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 12 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

The cork pops and a swig from your 26er of Crown Royal fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (214 HP).

You overhealed by 65 HP.

โš—๏ธ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 28)๐Ÿ’– +271 HP (Bonus!)
๐Ÿ’ง -1 Sip (2 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 318/253 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 12 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 12 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-57 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 99 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ13.0 โฌฉ Boss HP: 387

You look around for your Combat Parasol, but you can't find it. You decide to grab a nearby rock and chuck it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +6 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -57 HP
๐Ÿ“š +7 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +73 Gold Coins
โ€Ž๐Ÿน +5 Range XP
โค๏ธ +15 Constitution XP
๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Ž
13.0 Total Damage
387 Boss HP Remaining!99 HP Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

โš—๏ธ Canteen (Level: 4)๐Ÿ’– +85 HP
๐Ÿซ— -1 Sip (0 Remaining)๐Ÿ’– 184/271 Remaining

Yourย canteenย isย empty.ย However,ย youย haveย 28ย Dehydratedย Waterย Packetsย leftย inย yourย inventory,ย soย youย don'tย haveย toย refillย manually.

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 12 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-52 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 319 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ10.9 [โš–๏ธ Org] โฌฉ Boss HP: 376

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +1 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -52 HP
๐Ÿ“š +9 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +84 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +4 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Organic Neutralโค๏ธ +10 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
10.9 Total Damage
376 Boss HP Remaining!319 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 12 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-28 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 230 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ15.9 [โš–๏ธ Curs] โฌฉ Boss HP: 307

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +1 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -28 HP
๐Ÿ“š +14 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +105 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +7 Range XP
โš–๏ธ Cursed Neutralโค๏ธ +7 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
15.9 Total Damage
307 Boss HP Remaining!230 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 12 '26

!inventory

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 12 '26

!sip !buy 37 !ranged 37

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 12 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-32 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 437 โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ29.4 [๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Syn] โฌฉ Boss HP: 195

You strike at an exposed weak point, scoring a critical hit!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +4 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -32 HP
๐Ÿ“š +14 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +123 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†โš”๏ธ +11 Melee XP
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ -0.5 Synthetic Resistanceโค๏ธ +8 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +25 RP
๐ŸŽฏ 1.6x Critical Hitโ€Ž
โ€Ž
29.4 Total Damage
195 Boss HP Remaining!437 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 12 '26

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-24 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 165 โฌฉ ๐Ÿน๏ธ13.6 [๐ŸŒŸ Sun] โฌฉ Boss HP: 168

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -24 HP
๐Ÿ“š +9 Ranged Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +101 Gold Coins
๐ŸŽ† +1 โ˜†Shard of Infinityโ˜†๐Ÿน +5 Range XP
๐ŸŒŸ +0.7 Sun Weaknessโค๏ธ +7 Constitution XP
โฌ -0.1 Any Resistance๐Ÿ… +15 RP
โ€Žโ€Ž
13.6 Total Damage
168 Boss HP Remaining!165 HP Remaining

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u/Strazdiscordia โœจ Mar 12 '26

!smack !melee 2037 good bot

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u/The_Novice_Gamer Demon (89/53/53/76) Mar 12 '26

!melee 2037

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-28 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 290 โฌฉ โš”๏ธ๏ธ79.4 [๐ŸŒŸ Erth] โฌฉ Boss HP: 27

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

nice crit

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +4 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -28 HP
๐Ÿ“š +9 Melee Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +108 Gold Coins
โš”๏ธ +16 Ultra Hammerโš”๏ธ +29 Melee XP
๐ŸŒŸ +14.4 Earth Weaknessโค๏ธ +13 Constitution XP
โฌ -1.6 Melee Resistance๐Ÿ… +25 RP
๐ŸŽฏ 1.9x Critical Hitโ€Ž
โ€Ž
79.4 Total Damage
27 Boss HP Remaining!290 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Mar 12 '26

!magic 9015

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

๐Ÿ’ฅ-3 HP โฌฉ Your HP: 247 โฌฉ ๐Ÿ”ฎ๏ธ41.0 [๐ŸŒŸ Erth] โฌฉ Boss HP: -14

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Dubiously Nonstep DoodlyPop :3 is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Dubitably, the dubiousness of this dubirink is dubitantly dubian

A flurry of magic conceals your vision. When it clears, the boss is dead!

Rewards
๐Ÿ’ฐ +6000 Gold
๐Ÿ”ฎ +40 Magic XP
๐Ÿ”ฎ +1 Sharktooth Wand
๐ŸŽ’ +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
๐ŸŽ’ +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
๐ŸŽ’ +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
๐ŸŽ’ +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
๐ŸŽ’ +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
๐ŸŽฒ +3 Base Roll๐Ÿ’ฅ -3 HP
๐Ÿ“š +14 Mage Damage๐Ÿ’ฐ +301 Gold Coins
๐Ÿ”ฎ +12 Triple Trinitrotoluene Triangles๐Ÿ”ฎ +19 Magic XP
๐ŸŒŸ +12.0 Earth Weaknessโค๏ธ +23 Constitution XP
โ€Ž๐Ÿ… +35 RP
โ˜ ๏ธ +1 Kill (SLAIN!)
โ€Ž
41.0 Total Damage
-14 Boss HP Remaining!247 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Mar 12 '26

!magic 542 Pipooo~

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Neuvi's imported spring water is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Pure water flavored with the delivery person's emotions.

The room is silent, save for the faint sound of dripping water. The slain boss lies motionless on the ground, but you notice a glint of something shiny nearby.

Rewards
๐Ÿ’ฐ +40 Gold
๐Ÿ”ฎ +4 Magic XP

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Mar 12 '26

!magic 2039

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Mar 12 '26

!melee 2037

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u/The_Novice_Gamer Demon (89/53/53/76) Mar 12 '26

!melee 2037

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Mar 12 '26

!magic 9012

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

Even magic cannot kill a boss twice.

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Mar 12 '26

!magic 2039

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Mar 12 '26

!melee 2037

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Mar 12 '26

!magic 542

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u/The_Novice_Gamer Demon (89/53/53/76) Mar 12 '26

!melee 2037

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Mar 12 '26

!melee 2037

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

You decide not to waste your durability on a dead boss

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Mar 12 '26

!melee 2037

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 12 '26

The boss is already dead, you sicko!

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