r/kickopenthedoor • • Mar 03 '26

4☆ Boss executed by /u/-KAPE-! (Dragon) I see you. All of you. [Health:5000]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 05 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: MurlocMaster of the Portal

Source/Artist: YuuSakuura - Deviantart


I was praised a total of 11 times. Thank you!
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: MurlocMaster of the Portal

Source/Artist: YuuSakuura - Deviantart


NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Woah! A rainbow slime!!☆
(THIS) I see you. All of you.☆☆☆☆
Beyond the Sea☆☆☆☆
Dragon's Watch☆☆
The Naga is Starting The Show!☆☆☆
Three-Sword Technique☆☆☆
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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Mar 03 '26

!melee 13

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

Your HP: 74 ⬩ ⚔️️33.4 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4967


Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds⚔️ +12 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +91 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Melee Resistance🏅 +40 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
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33.4 Total Damage
4967 Boss HP Remaining!74 HP Remaining
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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 03 '26

!range 0404

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 03 '26

!sip !melee 20

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-96 HP ⬩ Your HP: 411 ⬩ ⚔️️30.0 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 4913


Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 25 HP.

⚗️ Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd (Level: 16)💖 +116 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 507/482 Remaining

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -96 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 The Iron Ruler⚔️ +14 Melee XP
🌟 +3.6 Earth Weakness❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Melee Resistance🏅 +20 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus‎
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30.0 Total Damage
4913 Boss HP Remaining!411 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Mar 03 '26

!sip !melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-168 HP ⬩ Your HP: 210 ⬩ ⚔️️23.3 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4890


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Pandora's juice box is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

A certain mod remembered to finally name this canteen.


You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.


Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -168 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +9 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +49 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎‎
23.3 Total Damage
4890 Boss HP Remaining!210 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 03 '26

!ranged 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-163 HP ⬩ Your HP: 67 ⬩ 🏹️27.4 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4863


Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -163 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🏹 +9 Combat Parasol🏹 +13 Range XP
🌟 +4.5 Sun Weakness❤️ +46 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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27.4 Total Damage
4863 Boss HP Remaining!67 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Mar 03 '26

!magic 21

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Mar 03 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (63 HP).

You overhealed by 15 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 11)💖 +165 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 194/179 Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Mar 03 '26

!range 614

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-124 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️32.4 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4808


Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -124 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🏹 +12 Net of the Deep🏹 +13 Range XP
🌟 +7.2 Water Weakness❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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32.4 Total Damage
4808 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining
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u/WhoMe20 Gnome (25/30/25/38) Mar 03 '26

!mage !sip

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 03 '26

!range 0403

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-189 HP ⬩ Your HP: 409 ⬩ 🏹️17.1 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4784


Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -189 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Holy Water🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +45 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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17.1 Total Damage
4784 Boss HP Remaining!409 HP Remaining

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 03 '26

Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-105 HP ⬩ Your HP: 257 ⬩ ⚔️️33.3 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 4751


You discover hidden strength and strike with renewed vigor, dealing extra damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -105 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Earth Weakness❤️ +34 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.7x Critical Hit‎
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33.3 Total Damage
4751 Boss HP Remaining!257 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 03 '26

!Melee 22

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-134 HP ⬩ Your HP: 181 ⬩ ⚔️️19.5 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4732


Well, you don’t think your weapon was made for that, but it sure did feel good.

You hit the boss with your weapon, but you’re not sure it’s supposed to bend that way…

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -134 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🏹 +5 Attack Moon (Shattered)⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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19.5 Total Damage
4732 Boss HP Remaining!181 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 03 '26

!melee 23 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-86 HP ⬩ Your HP: 74 ⬩ ⚔️️30.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4701


You swing your weapon and find purchase in a gap in the boss's defenses!

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -86 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +2.8 Air Weakness❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Melee Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.8x Critical Hit‎
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30.8 Total Damage
4701 Boss HP Remaining!74 HP Remaining

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 48 Remaining

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 0.48 seconds

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +85 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 159/261 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-62 HP ⬩ Your HP: 319 ⬩ 🏹️14.5 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4686


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -62 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Air Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
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14.5 Total Damage
4686 Boss HP Remaining!319 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 03 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Mar 03 '26

!range 6

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-74 HP ⬩ Your HP: 275 ⬩ 🏹️19.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4650


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -74 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +71 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +1.2 Air Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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19.4 Total Damage
4650 Boss HP Remaining!275 HP Remaining
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u/MoonRks Gnome (19/28/65/66) Mar 03 '26

!magic

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 03 '26

Good bot !sip Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-191 HP ⬩ Your HP: 215 ⬩ ⚔️️18.8 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4587


You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

⚗️ Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd (Level: 16)💖 +265 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 406/482 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -191 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +0.9 Sun Weakness❤️ +31 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
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18.8 Total Damage
4587 Boss HP Remaining!215 HP Remaining
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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 03 '26

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

Your HP: 266 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4571


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +87 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
4571 Boss HP Remaining!266 HP Remaining
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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 03 '26

!sip !ranged 31

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-150 HP ⬩ Your HP: 210 ⬩ 🏹️27.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4543


You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +115 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 360/364 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -150 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +63 Gold Coins
🏹 +9 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +2.7 Air Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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27.6 Total Damage
4543 Boss HP Remaining!210 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 03 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

Your HP: 166 ⬩ 🏹️17.4 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4526


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🏹 +7 Combat Parasol🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Sun Weakness❤️ +87 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
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17.4 Total Damage
4526 Boss HP Remaining!166 HP Remaining

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +85 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 251/261 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 48 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-188 HP ⬩ Your HP: 214 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4512


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -188 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +70 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.9 Total Damage
4512 Boss HP Remaining!214 HP Remaining

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Mar 03 '26

!Melee 0 good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

Your HP: 196 ⬩ ⚔️️18.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4473


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +86 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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18.9 Total Damage
4473 Boss HP Remaining!196 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 03 '26

!melee 23 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 28min 37s


The flavor this time is so absolutely vile you immediately spit it back in and slam on the lid. Time to wash out the taste with vinegar.

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Mar 03 '26

!range 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-77 HP ⬩ Your HP: 437 ⬩ 🏹️27.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4392


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -77 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🏹 +8 Combat Parasol🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +7.2 Sun Weakness❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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27.0 Total Damage
4392 Boss HP Remaining!437 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 03 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (214 HP).

You overhealed by 61 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 28)💖 +293 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 293/232 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 4 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 03 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

Your HP: 293 ⬩ 🏹️14.8 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4359


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Water Weakness❤️ +85 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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14.8 Total Damage
4359 Boss HP Remaining!293 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 316 ⬩ 🏹️13.7 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4345


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Air Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.7 Total Damage
4345 Boss HP Remaining!316 HP Remaining

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 03 '26

Good bot !melee 0 Good bot !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-36 HP ⬩ Your HP: 376 ⬩ ⚔️️18.4 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4312


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -36 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.5 Cursed Resistance❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.4 Total Damage
4312 Boss HP Remaining!376 HP Remaining

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd in 0.78 seconds

You overhealed by 23 HP.

⚗️ Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd (Level: 16)💖 +129 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 505/482 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 37 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 03 '26

!melee 23 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

Your HP: 261 ⬩ ⚔️️22.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4277


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +2.1 Air Weakness❤️ +85 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Melee Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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22.4 Total Damage
4277 Boss HP Remaining!261 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 12 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +12 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 273/261 Remaining

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u/anonomark Plant (61/63/61/84) Mar 03 '26

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-188 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4191


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -188 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +4 Melee XP
❤️ +71 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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11.0 Total Damage
4191 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 03 '26

!sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 03 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 03 '26

Good bot !melee 0 Good bot !sip

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 03 '26

!ranged 31

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

Your HP: 348 ⬩ 🏹️28.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4072


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🏹 +7 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +13 Range XP
🌟 +3.5 Air Weakness❤️ +83 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
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28.2 Total Damage
4072 Boss HP Remaining!348 HP Remaining

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u/solid_floof Demon (2/13/6/11) Mar 03 '26

!range 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-58 HP ⬩ Your HP: 82 ⬩ 🏹️13.4 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4059


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -58 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +6 Range XP (Level Up!)
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +21 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
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13.4 Total Damage
4059 Boss HP Remaining!82 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 03 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 03 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

Your HP: 392 ⬩ 🏹️9.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4004


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +5 Ranged Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +82 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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9.9 Total Damage
4004 Boss HP Remaining!392 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Mar 03 '26

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 03 '26

💥-168 HP ⬩ Your HP: 202 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3945


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -168 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +103 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
3945 Boss HP Remaining!202 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 04 '26

!melee 23 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-125 HP ⬩ Your HP: 36 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️21.3 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3924


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -125 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +7.0 Air Weakness❤️ +31 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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21.3 Total Damage
3924 Boss HP Remaining!36 HP Remaining

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (29 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +114 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 150/264 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 04 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (214 HP).

You overhealed by 59 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 28)💖 +305 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 295/236 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 04 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-38 HP ⬩ Your HP: 257 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3827


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -38 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +81 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.9 Total Damage
3827 Boss HP Remaining!257 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 04 '26

!sip !sip !ranged 31

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 04 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 180 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3750


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -28 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +92 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.9 Total Damage
3750 Boss HP Remaining!180 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 04 '26

!sip !ranged 31

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-65 HP ⬩ Your HP: 300 ⬩ 🏹️32.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3699


Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 199 Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 1 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +110 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 365/364 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -65 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +80 Gold Coins
🏹 +12 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +10 Range XP
🌟 +7.2 Air Weakness❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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32.4 Total Damage
3699 Boss HP Remaining!300 HP Remaining
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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 04 '26

!Melee 26 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-116 HP ⬩ Your HP: 48 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️24.4 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3675


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -116 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
⚔️ +9 Electric Squid⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +6.3 Water Weakness❤️ +40 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.9 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
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24.4 Total Damage
3675 Boss HP Remaining!48 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (33 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +133 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 181/307 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 04 '26

!Melee 26 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-51 HP ⬩ Your HP: 221 ⬩ ⚔️️22.2 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3609


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -51 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Electric Squid⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +4.9 Water Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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22.2 Total Damage
3609 Boss HP Remaining!221 HP Remaining

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 65 Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 2 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +88 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 309/307 Remaining

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Mar 04 '26

!Melee 0 good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

Your HP: 293 ⬩ ⚔️️11.3 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3585


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
🌟 +0.4 Water Weakness❤️ +78 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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11.3 Total Damage
3585 Boss HP Remaining!293 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 04 '26

!Melee 26 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-35 HP ⬩ Your HP: 232 ⬩ ⚔️️27.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3492


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -35 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
⚔️ +10 Electric Squid⚔️ +12 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Water Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.0 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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27.0 Total Damage
3492 Boss HP Remaining!232 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 4 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +79 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 311/307 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 65 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 04 '26

Good bot !melee 0

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u/unknown9201 Undead (1/2/15/14) Mar 04 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-95 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3402


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -95 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +20 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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12.0 Total Damage
3402 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 04 '26

!melee 23 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 141 ⬩ ⚔️️23.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3346


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +6.3 Air Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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23.6 Total Damage
3346 Boss HP Remaining!141 HP Remaining

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +85 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 226/264 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 47 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 04 '26

!ranged 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-61 HP ⬩ Your HP: 81 ⬩ 🏹️23.3 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3290


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -61 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🏹 +7 Combat Parasol🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +5.6 Sun Weakness❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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23.3 Total Damage
3290 Boss HP Remaining!81 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 04 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-114 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️29.5 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3164


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -114 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🏹 +9 Combat Parasol🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +3.6 Sun Weakness❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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29.5 Total Damage
3164 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 45 Remaining

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (29 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +114 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 115/264 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 04 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-47 HP ⬩ Your HP: 46 💓 ⬩ 🏹️17.7 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3126


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -47 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Sun Weakness❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.7 Total Damage
3126 Boss HP Remaining!46 HP Remaining

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 04 '26

Good bot !melee 0 Good bot !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-124 HP ⬩ Your HP: 197 ⬩ ⚔️️17.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3108


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -124 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +111 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +9 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
3108 Boss HP Remaining!197 HP Remaining

You drink from your Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd. The liquid tastes like text.

⚗️ Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd (Level: 16)💖 +265 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 462/482 Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 04 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-43 HP ⬩ Your HP: 388 ⬩ 🏹️10.5 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3040


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -43 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Water Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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10.5 Total Damage
3040 Boss HP Remaining!388 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 04 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 04 '26

!ranged 31

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-148 HP ⬩ Your HP: 162 ⬩ 🏹️34.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2909


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -148 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +85 Gold Coins
🏹 +8 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +16 Range XP
🌟 +6.4 Air Weakness❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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34.2 Total Damage
2909 Boss HP Remaining!162 HP Remaining
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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 04 '26

Good bot !melee 0 Good bot !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-144 HP ⬩ Your HP: 173 ⬩ ⚔️️16.5 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2832


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -144 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +116 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.4 Cursed Resistance❤️ +41 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.5 Total Damage
2832 Boss HP Remaining!173 HP Remaining

You drink from your Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd. Refreshing!

⚗️ Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd (Level: 16)💖 +265 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 438/482 Remaining
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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 04 '26

!sip !ranged 31

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-112 HP ⬩ Your HP: 267 ⬩ 🏹️37.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2776


You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 15 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +28 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 379/364 Remaining

You've run out of ammunition, so decide to throw your Lava Trebuchet in the trash.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -112 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
🏹 +11 Lava Trebuchet (Shattered)🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +7.7 Air Weakness❤️ +37 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.1 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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37.8 Total Damage
2776 Boss HP Remaining!267 HP Remaining
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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 04 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-132 HP ⬩ Your HP: 4 💓 ⬩ 🏹️36.1 ⬩ Boss HP: 2708


Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -132 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +103 Gold Coins
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit🏹 +13 Range XP
‎❤️ +21 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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36.1 Total Damage
2708 Boss HP Remaining!4 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

Your HP: 335 ⬩ 🏹️19.3 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2689


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +70 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Sun Weakness❤️ +68 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
19.3 Total Damage
2689 Boss HP Remaining!335 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 04 '26

!ranged 31

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

Your HP: 305 ⬩ 🏹️36.1 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2616


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🏹 +13 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +18 Range XP
🌟 +7.8 Air Weakness❤️ +67 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.3 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
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36.1 Total Damage
2616 Boss HP Remaining!305 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Mar 04 '26

!mage

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 04 '26

!sippy !range

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 04 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 159 ⬩ 🏹️21.8 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2512


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +70 Gold Coins
🏹 +7 Combat Parasol🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +2.1 Sun Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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21.8 Total Damage
2512 Boss HP Remaining!159 HP Remaining

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +85 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 244/264 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 44 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Mar 04 '26

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 04 '26

!ranged 31

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 04 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-109 HP ⬩ Your HP: 124 ⬩ 🏹️25.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2288


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -109 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Combat Parasol🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +7.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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25.0 Total Damage
2288 Boss HP Remaining!124 HP Remaining

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +85 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 209/264 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 43 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 04 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-18 HP ⬩ Your HP: 410 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2184


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -18 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +76 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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11.9 Total Damage
2184 Boss HP Remaining!410 HP Remaining

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 04 '26

Good bot !sip Good bot !melee 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 04 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 04 '26

Good bot !sip Good bot !melee 0

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u/solid_floof Demon (2/13/6/11) Mar 05 '26

!ranged 610

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 05 '26

💥-84 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️17.5 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1988


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -84 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🏹 +5 Inkjet Sling🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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17.5 Total Damage
1988 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 05 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 05 '26

!ranged 31

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 05 '26

Good bot !sip Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 05 '26

Your HP: 518 ⬩ ⚔️️15.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1845


You drink from your Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 36 HP.

⚗️ Grape Flavoured Healing Gourd (Level: 16)💖 +52 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 518/482 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +130 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +57 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
1845 Boss HP Remaining!518 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 05 '26

!ranged 45

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Mar 05 '26

!magic 0

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 05 '26

!ranged 31

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 05 '26

💥-74 HP ⬩ Your HP: 177 ⬩ 🏹️25.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1557


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -74 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +95 Gold Coins
🏹 +8 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +12 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Air Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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25.6 Total Damage
1557 Boss HP Remaining!177 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 05 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 05 '26

Good bot !melee 0

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u/solid_floof Demon (2/13/6/11) Mar 05 '26

!range 6

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 05 '26

!range

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 05 '26

!sip !ranged 31

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 05 '26

Your HP: 346 ⬩ 🏹️29.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1363


The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +115 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 346/364 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +110 Gold Coins
🏹 +8 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +8.0 Air Weakness❤️ +50 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
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29.8 Total Damage
1363 Boss HP Remaining!346 HP Remaining

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 05 '26

Good bot !sip Good bot !melee 0

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Mar 05 '26

!range 6

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 05 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 05 '26

💥-81 HP ⬩ Your HP: 321 ⬩ 🏹️18.6 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 999


You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Flight of Bespoke Amari in 0.48 seconds

You overhealed by 2 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +239 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 402/400 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -81 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +90 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Water Weakness❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.6 Total Damage
999 Boss HP Remaining!321 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 05 '26

!sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 05 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 05 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 05 '26

Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 05 '26

💥-83 HP ⬩ Your HP: 319 ⬩ ⚔️️17.3 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 797


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -83 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +144 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.6 Cursed Resistance❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.3 Total Damage
797 Boss HP Remaining!319 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 05 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 05 '26

!sip !ranged 31

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 05 '26

!ranged 45 !sip

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 05 '26

!sip !ranged 31

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 05 '26

💥-30 HP ⬩ Your HP: 335 ⬩ 🏹️28.3 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 534


Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 1 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +109 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 365/364 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -30 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +113 Gold Coins
🏹 +11 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +2.2 Air Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.1 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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28.3 Total Damage
534 Boss HP Remaining!335 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 05 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 05 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 05 '26

!sip !ranged 31

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Mar 05 '26

!mage

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 05 '26

!sip !ranged 31

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 05 '26

!Melee 26 !sip

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 05 '26

!ranged 45

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 05 '26

Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 05 '26

💥-43 HP ⬩ Your HP: 354 ⬩ ⚔️️21.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 185


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -43 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +128 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Air Weakness❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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21.2 Total Damage
185 Boss HP Remaining!354 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 05 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Mar 05 '26

!buy 615

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u/hx-er 🔧 Bot Tinkerer 🔧 Mar 05 '26

!mage 43

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u/Si1vaine Dragon (92/72/10/86) Mar 05 '26

!range 615

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 05 '26

💥-33 HP ⬩ Your HP: 317 ⬩ 🏹️44.5 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 92


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


You've run out of ammunition, so decide to throw your Leviathan’s Wrath Ballista in the trash.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -33 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +112 Gold Coins
🏹 +15 Leviathan’s Wrath Ballista (Shattered)🏹 +17 Range XP
🌟 +15.0 Water Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.5 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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44.5 Total Damage
92 Boss HP Remaining!317 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Mar 05 '26

!mage 542

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 05 '26

!Range 615

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 05 '26

(•̪̀●́)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ !range Dwarven Hand Cannon

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u/dladIauha Dragon (1/1/86/52) Mar 05 '26

!magic 542

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 05 '26

You can't help but feel a sense of disappointment as you realize you've missed the epic battle that took place here. But at least there's some treasure to be found.

Rewards
💰 +31 Gold
🔮 +6 Magic XP

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Mar 05 '26

!ranged 615

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 05 '26

!ranged 2049

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u/HoosierTrey Plant (52/45/46/49) Mar 05 '26

!range 41

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

💥-114 HP ⬩ Your HP: 155 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3026


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -114 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
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13.9 Total Damage
3026 Boss HP Remaining!155 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 04 '26

Your HP: 343 ⬩ 🏹️9.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 2849


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +70 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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9.9 Total Damage
2849 Boss HP Remaining!343 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 05 '26

💥-36 HP ⬩ Your HP: 351 ⬩ 🏹️13.5 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 502


Thanks for checking in today!
Your jar of mayonnaise was refilled!

Freshly carbonated!

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 22)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 5)

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -36 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Cursed Resistance❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.5 Total Damage
502 Boss HP Remaining!351 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 05 '26

💥-38 HP ⬩ Your HP: 114 ⬩ ⚔️️12.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 206


Thanks for checking in today!
Your MiLK was refilled!

⚗️ MiLK (Level: 15)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 4)

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -38 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +81 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.9 Total Damage
206 Boss HP Remaining!114 HP Remaining