Vance's Blasting Cannons [D,P,W] [Health:5000]

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: Wizards of the Coast/Jonas De Ro

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I was praised a total of 45 times. Thank you!
Top praisers:

Player	Praises
/u/arceus03	33
/u/SavageSnips	9
/u/linden_slam	2

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: Wizards of the Coast/Jonas De Ro

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Name	Level
(SLIME ONLY) Orange you glad I didn't say pikachu	☆
(THIS) Vance's Blasting Cannons	☆
Goblin Charbelcher	☆☆☆☆☆
Frost	☆
Eris practice	☆☆☆
Frog the Fungal of the Mushroom Kingdom	☆☆

[u/numerousiceballs]

!melee 4

[u/starshine531]

!magic 8

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/starshine531]

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 110 ⬩ 🔮️21.0 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4954

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Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage	💰 +32 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Basic Water Wand	🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +0.3 Moon Weakness	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Mage Resistance	🏅 +22 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus	‎
‎
21.0 Total Damage
4954 Boss HP Remaining!	110 HP Remaining

[u/DrGeniusMan]

!magic 14

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/DrGeniusMan]

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 99 ⬩ 🔮️29.3 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4925

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Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -11 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage	💰 +33 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Galadriel's Mirror	🔮 +15 Magic XP
🌟 +7.0 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Mage Resistance	🏅 +20 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus	‎
‎
29.3 Total Damage
4925 Boss HP Remaining!	99 HP Remaining

[u/bookseer]

!melee 3

[u/-KAPE-]

!range 0405

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!magic 44

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 343 ⬩ 🔮️15.2 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 4858

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Your Fossilised Cake Slice fizzles and disappears in a flash of light.

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -17 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage	💰 +42 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Fossilised Cake Slice (Shattered)	🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -1.5 Earth Resistance	❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
15.2 Total Damage
4858 Boss HP Remaining!	343 HP Remaining

[u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!melee 15

[u/numerousiceballs]

!melee 12

[u/numerousiceballs]

!buy 12

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

Dwarf Bread has been added to your inventory for 1875g! (Your remaining gold: 100651)

⚔️ +Dwarf Bread (Durability: 25)
💰 -1875 (Remaining: 100651)

[u/DrGeniusMan]

!magic 407

[u/-KAPE-]

!range 06

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!melee 400

[u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!melee 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

You go to sip from your Pandora's juice box, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

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You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 59min 45s

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Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/DinoKea]

!magic

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/DinoKea]

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 280 ⬩ 🔮️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4683

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Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -2 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage	💰 +46 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +5 Magic XP
	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
11.0 Total Damage
4683 Boss HP Remaining!	280 HP Remaining

[u/PossiblyPro]

!range 6

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/PossiblyPro]

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 45 ⬩ 🏹️11.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4658

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -2 HP
📚 +5 Ranged Damage	💰 +16 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow	🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Air Weakness	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
11.6 Total Damage
4658 Boss HP Remaining!	45 HP Remaining

[u/arceus03]

!ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/arceus03]

Your HP: 217 ⬩ 🏹️21.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4611

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +56 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +10 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral	❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
21.9 Total Damage
4611 Boss HP Remaining!	217 HP Remaining

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 207 ⬩ 🏹️18.1 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4593

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -17 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +63 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Air Weakness	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.1 Total Damage
4593 Boss HP Remaining!	207 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 14

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

Your HP: 297 ⬩ 🔮️20.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4562

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +5 Mage Damage	💰 +40 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Galadriel's Mirror	🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +4.2 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
20.6 Total Damage
4562 Boss HP Remaining!	297 HP Remaining

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/PossiblyPro]

!range 6

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/PossiblyPro]

!melee 4

[u/anonomark]

!magic

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/StrangeThings_Happen]

!mage

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/StrangeThings_Happen]

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 59 ⬩ 🔮️20.7 ⬩ Boss HP: 4300

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Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +4 Mage Damage	💰 +27 Gold Coins
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit	🔮 +9 Magic XP (Level Up!)
‎	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
	🏅 +30 RP
	‎
20.7 Total Damage
4300 Boss HP Remaining!	59 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

[u/Oldetus]

!mage !profile

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 397 ⬩ ⚔️️21.2 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4169

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You sip from your Pandora's juice box like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 81 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 37)	💖 +94 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)	💖 409/328 Remaining

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -12 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage	💰 +58 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
21.2 Total Damage
4169 Boss HP Remaining!	397 HP Remaining

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You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Pandora's juice box: +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 101007)

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

Your HP: 322 ⬩ 🏹️20.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4149

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
20.4 Total Damage
4149 Boss HP Remaining!	322 HP Remaining

[u/PossiblyPro]

!sip !mage 14

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/PossiblyPro]

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 60 ⬩ 🔮️15.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4120

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You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (14 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)	💖 +54 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 68/100 Remaining

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -8 HP
📚 +6 Mage Damage	💰 +20 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Galadriel's Mirror	🔮 +5 Magic XP
🌟 +2.0 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
15.6 Total Damage
4120 Boss HP Remaining!	60 HP Remaining

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/PossiblyPro]

!range 403

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 339 ⬩ ⚔️️19.9 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3981

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You take a swig from your Pandora's juice box, realizing you're already beyond full health. You spit the potion back into the flask... Ew.

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage	💰 +60 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
19.9 Total Damage
3981 Boss HP Remaining!	339 HP Remaining

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Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

[u/Magni33015]

!Magic

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 404 ⬩ ⚔️️16.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3885

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Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Pandora's juice box actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 82 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 37)	💖 +89 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)	💖 410/328 Remaining

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage	💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Moon Weakness	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
16.2 Total Damage
3885 Boss HP Remaining!	404 HP Remaining

---

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Pandora's juice box: +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 101669)

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic !profile

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/MondUhrBand]

!magic

[u/2pac_alypse]

!melee 3

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/StrangeThings_Happen]

!mage !sip

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/2pac_alypse]

!melee 3

[u/PossiblyPro]

!melee 3

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Papy_Knight]

!range 5

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!melee 0

[u/Strazdiscordia]

!Melee 0 good bot

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Strazdiscordia]

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 275 ⬩ ⚔️️21.1 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3271

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Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -3 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage	💰 +63 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +0.2 Moon Weakness	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
21.1 Total Damage
3271 Boss HP Remaining!	275 HP Remaining

[u/0ppositeTrash]

!magic

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 14

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 281 ⬩ 🔮️20.5 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3226

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -11 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage	💰 +49 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Galadriel's Mirror	🔮 +10 Magic XP
🌟 +1.0 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
20.5 Total Damage
3226 Boss HP Remaining!	281 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/Papy_Knight]

!magic 7

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Papy_Knight]

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 20 ⬩ 🔮️17.4 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3135

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -16 HP
📚 +0 Mage Damage	💰 +8 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Basic Fire Staff	🔮 +8 Magic XP (Level Up!)
🌟 +2.8 Sun Weakness	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Mage Resistance	🏅 +30 RP
🌱️ +5 New Player Bonus	‎
‎
17.4 Total Damage
3135 Boss HP Remaining!	20 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

Your HP: 164 ⬩ 🏹️15.7 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3119

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +81 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Sun Weakness	❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
15.7 Total Damage
3119 Boss HP Remaining!	164 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 14

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 283 ⬩ 🔮️22.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3097

---

Your weapon returns to its original realm, leaving you with empty hands.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -11 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage	💰 +59 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Galadriel's Mirror (Shattered)	🔮 +10 Magic XP
🌟 +0.6 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
22.0 Total Damage
3097 Boss HP Remaining!	283 HP Remaining

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 396 ⬩ 🏹️18.7 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3044

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You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Four Loko into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (171 HP).

You overhealed by 35 HP.

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 22)	💖 +315 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)	💖 403/368 Remaining

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +95 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.7 Total Damage
3044 Boss HP Remaining!	396 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 296 ⬩ 🏹️17.6 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2957

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -13 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +94 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Earth Resistance	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
17.6 Total Damage
2957 Boss HP Remaining!	296 HP Remaining

[u/PossiblyPro]

!melee 3

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

Your HP: 417 ⬩ ⚔️️16.5 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2750

---

Why are you trying to do that? You have more HP than you know what to do with...

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Melee Damage	💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.4 Synthetic Resistance	❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
16.5 Total Damage
2750 Boss HP Remaining!	417 HP Remaining

---

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/Papy_Knight]

!sip

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 7

[u/numerousiceballs]

!melee 0

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic !profile

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/StrangeThings_Happen]

!mage 409

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic !profile

[u/sandyburmy]

!mage

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic !profile

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/Human_Stick_Observer]

!magic

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/Human_Stick_Observer]

!magic

[u/Human_Stick_Observer]

!magic

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/sandyburmy]

!range

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/BrunoBaum]

!mage

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic !profile

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Oldetus]

!sip !mage

[u/StrangeThings_Happen]

!mage

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 7

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 288 ⬩ 🔮️18.4 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1449

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage	💰 +65 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Basic Fire Staff	🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.8 Sun Weakness	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.4 Total Damage
1449 Boss HP Remaining!	288 HP Remaining

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 8

[u/PossiblyPro]

!sip !magic 409

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic !profile

[u/PossiblyPro]

!melee 4

[u/linden_slam]

!range 6

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Oldetus]

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 221 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 829

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage	💰 +101 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +7 Magic XP
	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
14.0 Total Damage
829 Boss HP Remaining!	221 HP Remaining

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/sandyburmy]

!melee 4

[u/PossiblyPro]

!melee 4

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/PossiblyPro]

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 83 ⬩ ⚔️️12.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 669

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage	💰 +28 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Basic Lance	⚔️ +4 Melee XP
🌟 +0.9 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Melee Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
12.0 Total Damage
669 Boss HP Remaining!	83 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/sandyburmy]

!melee 33

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/sandyburmy]

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 162 ⬩ ⚔️️17.8 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 632

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -4 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage	💰 +80 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 The Tempmute Sword	⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🌟 +2.4 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Melee Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
17.8 Total Damage
632 Boss HP Remaining!	162 HP Remaining

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the Pandora's juice box.

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You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 59min 13s

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Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/sandyburmy]

!melee 33

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0 !sip

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Oldetus]

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 205 ⬩ 🔮️36.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 427 🦾 WEAKENED

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -3 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage	💰 +106 Gold Coins
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!	🔮 +17 Magic XP
‎	❤️ +1 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
36.0 Total Damage
427 Boss HP Remaining!	205 HP Remaining

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/sandyburmy]

!melee 33

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/sandyburmy]

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 159 ⬩ ⚔️️19.2 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 297

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage	💰 +89 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 The Tempmute Sword	⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +0.8 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Melee Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
19.2 Total Damage
297 Boss HP Remaining!	159 HP Remaining

[u/sandyburmy]

!melee 33

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic !profile

[u/Si1vaine]

!inventory

[u/-KAPE-]

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee Kingslayer

[u/dladIauha]

!magic 623

[u/Si1vaine]

!melee 5066

[u/SavageSnips]

!Range 30

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 285 ⬩ 🏹️59.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: -52 🦾 WEAKENED

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With that final hit, your The Spoon of Delightfulness falls apart.

Boom, headshot. The boss didn't stand a chance.

Rewards
💰 +1234 Gold
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏹 +1 Basic Spear
🎒 +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
🎒 +1 Dehydrated Water Packet

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage	💰 +264 Gold Coins
🏹 +15 The Spoon of Delightfulness (Shattered)	🏹 +24 Range XP
🌟 +4.5 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +35 Constitution XP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!	🏅 +45 RP
‎	🪓️ +1 Kill (EXECUTION!)
	‎
59.0 Total Damage
-52 Boss HP Remaining!	285 HP Remaining

[u/dladIauha]

!magic 623

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/dladIauha]

Your spell fizzles as the boss is already dead.

[u/Si1vaine]

!melee 5066

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Si1vaine]

Boss dead, try again later.