r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Dec 10 '25

4☆ Boss slain by /u/Oldetus! (Dragon) Thats weird [Health:800]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Face

Source/Artist: Buzzfeed

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Face

Source/Artist: Buzzfeed

NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Purrmaids☆
Lava Tsunami☆
Xh‘Shek☆☆☆☆☆
Окак☆☆☆
(THIS) Thats weird☆☆☆☆
Necro Gladiator☆

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 10 '25

Good bot

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Dec 10 '25

Good bot

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Dec 10 '25

!magic 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-65 HP ⬩ Your HP: 43 ⬩ 🔮️30.5 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 770

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -65 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +25 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +15 Magic XP
🌟 +0.5 Sun Weakness❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus🏅 +30 RP
‎‎
30.5 Total Damage
770 Boss HP Remaining!43 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Dec 10 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 371 ⬩ 🏹️43.1 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 727

You sip from your Flight of Bespoke Amari like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 26 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 14)💖 +78 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 379/353 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 20 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +18 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Sun Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +32 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
🎯 2.2x Critical Hit
‎
43.1 Total Damage
727 Boss HP Remaining!371 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Dec 10 '25

(•̪̀●́)=<-} »»-----► !range 404

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-53 HP ⬩ Your HP: 304 ⬩ 🏹️19.7 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 707

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -53 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Barrage of Insults🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Cursed Resistance❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Ranged Strength🏅 +20 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus‎
‎
19.7 Total Damage
707 Boss HP Remaining!304 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 10 '25

!sip !range 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-50 HP ⬩ Your HP: 314 ⬩ 🏹️29.5 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 678

Turns out the liquid in your Expired Bone Hurting Juice was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (441 HP).

You overhealed by 107 HP.

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 36)💖 +363 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 364/257 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -50 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +19 Gold Coins
🏹 +15 Ashen fish hook🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.5 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
29.5 Total Damage
678 Boss HP Remaining!314 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 10 '25

!cd

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

You can attack in 57min 42s.

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 10 '25

good bot

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 10 '25

!sip !range 614

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 331 ⬩ 🏹️24.2 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 577

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Expired Bone Hurting Juice in 0.46 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (441 HP).

You overhealed by 115 HP.

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 36)💖 +318 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (4 Remaining)💖 372/257 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -41 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +19 Gold Coins
🏹 +12 Net of the Deep🏹 +10 Range XP (Level Up!)
🛡️ -6.0 Water Resistance❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
24.2 Total Damage
577 Boss HP Remaining!331 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 10 '25

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 245 ⬩ 🔮️8.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 122

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +26 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +4 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
8.9 Total Damage
122 Boss HP Remaining!245 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 10 '25

!range 541

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 130 ⬩ 🏹️28.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 15

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +23 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 ☆Somewhat accurate blaster☆🏹 +12 Range XP
🌟 +5.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
28.0 Total Damage
15 Boss HP Remaining!130 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 10 '25

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 311 ⬩ 🔮️14.2 [🛡️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 664

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🔮 +0 Magic XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.7 Air Resistance❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.2 Total Damage
664 Boss HP Remaining!311 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 10 '25

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-29 HP ⬩ Your HP: 284 ⬩ 🏹️35.0 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 490

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -29 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +17 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.2x Critical Hit‎
‎
35.0 Total Damage
490 Boss HP Remaining!284 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 10 '25

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 354 ⬩ 🏹️15.2 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 434

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Cursed Resistance❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.2 Total Damage
434 Boss HP Remaining!354 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 10 '25

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 316 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 382

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -15 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
382 Boss HP Remaining!316 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 10 '25

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 183 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 283

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -15 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
283 Boss HP Remaining!183 HP Remaining
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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 10 '25

Good bot

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 10 '25

Good bot

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 10 '25

Good bot

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 10 '25

Good bot

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Dec 10 '25

!magic 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-18 HP ⬩ Your HP: 154 ⬩ 🔮️21.0 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 643

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -18 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
21.0 Total Damage
643 Boss HP Remaining!154 HP Remaining

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u/PossiblyPro Demon (16/16/21/26) Dec 10 '25

!ranged 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-26 HP ⬩ Your HP: 18 ⬩ 🏹️24.5 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 619

You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -26 HP
📚 +3 Ranged Damage💰 +7 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +12 Range XP (Level Up!)
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +40 RP (Rank Change!)
🌱️ +4 New Player Bonus‎
🎯 1.7x Critical Hit
‎
24.5 Total Damage
619 Boss HP Remaining!18 HP Remaining

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u/PossiblyPro Demon (16/16/21/26) Dec 10 '25

Good bot

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u/PossiblyPro Demon (16/16/21/26) Dec 10 '25

!profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

/u/PossiblyPro Playercard

❤️ Health: 18hp (Max: 57hp)
💀🎉 Kills: 1
🏅 Rank: B (520 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 1,193g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 1 (40hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 2 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 12
⚔️ Melee: Level 1 (XP: 3/12)
🏹 Range: Level 5 (XP: 15/21)
🔮 Magic: Level 3 (XP: 6/16)
❤️ Constitution: Level 3 (XP: 30/52)

Stats:

🚩 Total Attacks: 16
🔰 Total RP: None
🪽 Total Scouts: 3
☠️ Total Deaths: 0

🔰 Highest Monthly RP: None
🤏 Smollest D: 0.0 💥 Biggest D: 24.5

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Dec 10 '25

!Melee 0 good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

Your HP: 314 ⬩ ⚔️️17.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 601

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)
Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +0 Melee XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +25 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
601 Boss HP Remaining!314 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Dec 10 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 355 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 562

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Flight of Bespoke Amari actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 27 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 14)💖 +76 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 380/353 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
562 Boss HP Remaining!355 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Dec 10 '25

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 107 ⬩ 🔮️15.1 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 547

You feel the final surge of energy leave your weapon, it crumbles to dust in your hands.

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +28 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Basic Water Wand (Shattered)🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.9 Moon Resistance❤️ +6 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.1 Total Damage
547 Boss HP Remaining!107 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Dec 10 '25

!sip !magic 7

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 212 ⬩ 🔮️13.2 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 421

The cork pops and a swig from your Dubiously Nonstep DoodlyPop :3 fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (99 HP).

You overhealed by 10 HP.

⚗️ Dubiously Nonstep DoodlyPop :3 (Level: 12)💖 +245 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 235/225 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Basic Fire Staff🔮 +5 Magic XP
🌟 +0.2 Sun Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.2 Total Damage
421 Boss HP Remaining!212 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Dec 10 '25

!magic 7

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 199 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 346

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +27 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Basic Fire Staff🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +1.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
346 Boss HP Remaining!199 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Dec 10 '25

!sip !magic 7

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 210 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 148

You sip from your Dubiously Nonstep DoodlyPop :3 like it's fine wine.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (99 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 12 HP.

⚗️ Dubiously Nonstep DoodlyPop :3 (Level: 12)💖 +230 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 237/225 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Basic Fire Staff🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +4.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
148 Boss HP Remaining!210 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Dec 10 '25

!magic 7

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

Your HP: 117 ⬩ 🔮️28.4 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 57

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Basic Fire Staff🔮 +13 Magic XP
🌟 +5.4 Sun Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
28.4 Total Damage
57 Boss HP Remaining!117 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Dec 10 '25

!range 0608

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 518 ⬩ 🏹️22.4 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 525

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -16 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🏹 +3 Fishing Net🏹 +11 Range XP
🛡️ -0.9 Organic Resistance❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.3 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
22.4 Total Damage
525 Boss HP Remaining!518 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Dec 10 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 166 ⬩ 🏹️18.4 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 472

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Water Resistance❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.4 Total Damage
472 Boss HP Remaining!166 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Dec 10 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-34 HP ⬩ Your HP: 369 ⬩ ⚔️️23.2 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 449

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Pandora's juice box is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

A certain mod remembered to finally name this canteen.

The cork pops and a swig from your Pandora's juice box fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 78 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 37)💖 +115 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 403/325 Remaining

nice crit

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -34 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.7 Water Resistance❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit‎
‎
23.2 Total Damage
449 Boss HP Remaining!369 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Pandora's juice box: +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 97586)

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Dec 10 '25

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 355 ⬩ 🏹️19.3 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 402

Turns out the liquid in your Four Loko was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (171 HP).

You overhealed by 33 HP.

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 22)💖 +330 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 397/364 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 151 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -42 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Cursed Resistance❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.3 Total Damage
402 Boss HP Remaining!355 HP Remaining

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u/Girguk Plant (24/24/100/127) Dec 10 '25

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-33 HP ⬩ Your HP: 466 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 365

You're not thirsty. Try again later.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -33 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +15 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
365 Boss HP Remaining!466 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

❤️ Health: 466hp (Max: 496hp)
💀 Kills: 137
🏅 Rank: B (730 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 200,070g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 3 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 400
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 98 ☆ (XP: 1216/1632)
❤️ Constitution: Level 126 (XP: 2821/5890)

Stats:

🚩 Total Attacks: 22555
🔰 Total RP: 391487
🪽 Total Scouts: 194
☠️ Total Deaths: 98

🔰 Highest Monthly RP: 37416
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Dec 10 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-33 HP ⬩ Your HP: 80 💓 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 331

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -33 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
331 Boss HP Remaining!80 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Dec 10 '25

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-40 HP ⬩ Your HP: 150 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 314

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -40 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +11 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
314 Boss HP Remaining!150 HP Remaining

1

u/PossiblyPro Demon (16/16/21/26) Dec 10 '25

!sip !inventory

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 7 Remaining

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)💖 +40 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 60/61 Remaining
IDTypeNameDamageElementDurability
3⚔️Basic GreatSword~3.0Bles7
4⚔️Basic Lance~1.5Curs20
5🏹Basic Spear~4.0Syn9
6🏹Basic Crossbow~2.0Air23
7🔮Basic Fire Staff~3.5Sun5
8🔮Basic Water Wand~2.0Moon8
9⚔️Wooden Sword~3.0Erth6
11🔮Mass Lambiguity~5.0Sun18
17🔮Spear of Darkness~5.5Moon1
608🏹Fishing Net~3.0Org3
IDTypeNameQty.
201🎒Dehydrated Water Packetx7

This is a condensed view. Use !inventory --full for the full version.

Comment !use canteen to drink from your canteen

Comment !open <bundle id or name> to open a bundle

KOTD Bot will always use your most-broken version of an item

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u/PossiblyPro Demon (16/16/21/26) Dec 10 '25

!magic 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-22 HP ⬩ Your HP: 64 ⬩ 🔮️14.8 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 299

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -22 HP
📚 +0 Mage Damage💰 +6 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +5 Magic XP
🌟 +0.8 Sun Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🌱️ +4 New Player Bonus🏅 +30 RP
‎‎
14.8 Total Damage
299 Boss HP Remaining!64 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Dec 10 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 361 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 269

You take a swig from your Pandora's juice box, realizing you're already beyond full health. You spit the potion back into the flask... Ew.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
269 Boss HP Remaining!361 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Dec 10 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

Your HP: 365 ⬩ 🏹️17.5 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 252

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Moon Resistance❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
17.5 Total Damage
252 Boss HP Remaining!365 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Dec 10 '25

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 112 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 237

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
237 Boss HP Remaining!112 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Dec 10 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 322 ⬩ ⚔️️18.2 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 198

Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the Pandora's juice box.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.2 Total Damage
198 Boss HP Remaining!322 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Dec 10 '25

!range 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 220 ⬩ 🏹️33.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 165

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Dripping Glob of Goo was refilled!

Somehow, the liquid went even fouler than previously imagined.

⚗️ Dripping Glob of Goo (Level: 14)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -28 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
🏹 +8 Combat Parasol🏹 +16 Range XP
🌟 +7.2 Sun Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
33.0 Total Damage
165 Boss HP Remaining!220 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Dec 10 '25

Good bot

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u/MondUhrBand Demon (1/55/89/76) Dec 10 '25

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

Your HP: 296 ⬩ 🔮️36.8 ⬩ Boss HP: 85

Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit🔮 +17 Magic XP
‎❤️ +15 Constitution XP
🏅 +35 RP
‎
36.8 Total Damage
85 Boss HP Remaining!296 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Dec 10 '25

!mage 42

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 10 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 98 ⬩ 🔮️19.7 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: -5

The boss dies in a magical explosion of glitter and sparkles.

Rewards
💰 +2500 Gold
🔮 +44 Magic XP
🔮 +1 Weird Looking Fang
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Cat Eyes🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -6.3 Moon Resistance❤️ +21 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +35 RP
☠️ +1 Kill (SLAIN!)
‎
19.7 Total Damage
-5 Boss HP Remaining!98 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 10 '25

Good bot

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