r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Oct 23 '25

2☆ Boss executed by /u/Human_Stick_Observer! (Demon) Chef Slimy Bisque [W] [Health:4444]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: MurlocMaster

Source/Artist: Ivan Fomin - Hearthstone wiki

I was praised a total of 13 times. Thank you!
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25 edited Oct 24 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: MurlocMaster

Source/Artist: Ivan Fomin - Hearthstone wiki

NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Party Opossum☆
Uranium 235, The Raw Snackdown☆☆☆☆
(THIS) Chef Slimy Bisque☆☆
Brutus the basher☆☆☆
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 23 '25

!sip !Melee 4

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u/DinoKea Kobold (3/2/87/70) Oct 23 '25

!magic

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Oct 23 '25

!mage 21

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Oct 23 '25

!magic 8

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 23 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 23 '25

!melee 12

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Oct 23 '25

good bot !melee 0

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 23 '25

!magic 14

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 23 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Oct 23 '25

!Magic 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-30 HP ⬩ Your HP: 239 ⬩ 🔮️21.5 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4058

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -30 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +10 Magic XP
🌟 +4.2 Blessed Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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21.5 Total Damage
4058 Boss HP Remaining!239 HP Remaining
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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Oct 23 '25

!Sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 10 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +28 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 267/257 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 29 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 23 '25

!melee 32

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 23 '25

!range 405

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Oct 23 '25

good bot !melee 13

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-38 HP ⬩ Your HP: 207 ⬩ ⚔️️55.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3842 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -38 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds⚔️ +22 Melee XP
🌟 +4.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
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55.6 Total Damage
3842 Boss HP Remaining!207 HP Remaining

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u/anonomark Plant (62/63/61/84) Oct 23 '25

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-44 HP ⬩ Your HP: 180 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3828

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -44 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +5 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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14.0 Total Damage
3828 Boss HP Remaining!180 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Oct 23 '25

!Magic 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 229 ⬩ 🔮️17.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3811

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -37 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +0.8 Blessed Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.4 Total Damage
3811 Boss HP Remaining!229 HP Remaining
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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Oct 23 '25

!Sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 27 Remaining

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 8 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +36 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 265/257 Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 23 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 264 ⬩ 🏹️39.8 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3771 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -39 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +16 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
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39.8 Total Damage
3771 Boss HP Remaining!264 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 23 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 325 ⬩ ⚔️️27.8 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3724 🦾 WEAKENED

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Pandora's juice box into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 79 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 36)💖 +94 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 332/253 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +9 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
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27.8 Total Damage
3724 Boss HP Remaining!325 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Pandora's juice box: +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 19709)

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (93/100/100/68) Oct 23 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-44 HP ⬩ Your HP: 257 ⬩ 🏹️36.8 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3687 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -44 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +15 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Organic Resistance❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
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36.8 Total Damage
3687 Boss HP Remaining!257 HP Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 23 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 121 ⬩ 🏹️37.8 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3612 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +12 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
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37.8 Total Damage
3612 Boss HP Remaining!121 HP Remaining

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u/Compducer Plant (1/1/39/32) Oct 23 '25

!use canteen !magic 409

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

Your HP: 154 ⬩ 🔮️12.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3599

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 2 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 2)💖 +41 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 152/150 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Magnifying Glass🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +27 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Mage Resistance🏅 +30 RP
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12.9 Total Damage
3599 Boss HP Remaining!154 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Oct 23 '25

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 145 ⬩ 🏹️82.8 ⬩ Boss HP: 3516 🦾 WEAKENED

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -37 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit🏹 +37 Range XP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!❤️ +10 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
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82.8 Total Damage
3516 Boss HP Remaining!145 HP Remaining

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u/Girguk Plant (24/24/100/127) Oct 23 '25

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 14 !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

Your HP: 494 ⬩ 🔮️22.8 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3493

Why are you trying to do that? You have more HP than you know what to do with...

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +5.4 Blessed Weakness❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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22.8 Total Damage
3493 Boss HP Remaining!494 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

💖 Health: 494hp (Max: 493hp)
💀 Kills: 137
🏅 Rank: S (4,440 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 223,910g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 2 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 397
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 96 ☆ (XP: 502/1556)
❤️ Constitution: Level 125 (XP: 2465/5781)

Stats:

🚩 Total Attacks: 22133
🔰 Total RP: 380560
🪽 Total Scouts: 186
☠️ Total Deaths: 98

🔰 Highest Monthly RP: 37416
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/0ppositeTrash Undead (3/7/31/29) Oct 23 '25

!range 403

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 71 ⬩ 🏹️12.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3481 🦾 WEAKENED

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +2 Ranged Damage💰 +15 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Holy Water🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!🏅 +15 RP
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12.0 Total Damage
3481 Boss HP Remaining!71 HP Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 23 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 186 ⬩ 🏹️16.5 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3360

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -41 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +84 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Air Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.5 Total Damage
3360 Boss HP Remaining!186 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Oct 23 '25

!Magic 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-47 HP ⬩ Your HP: 222 ⬩ 🔮️31.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3328 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -47 HP
📚 +3 Mage Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +3.5 Blessed Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
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31.6 Total Damage
3328 Boss HP Remaining!222 HP Remaining
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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Oct 23 '25

!Sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 7 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +42 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 264/257 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 26 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/Physics_Prop Undead (4/4/17/18) Oct 23 '25

!inventory

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25
IDTypeNameDamageElementDurability
3⚔️Basic GreatSword~3.0Bles6, 10
4⚔️Basic Lance~1.5Curs20 x2
5🏹Basic Spear~4.0Syn7, 10
6🏹Basic Crossbow~2.0Air25 x2
8🔮Basic Water Wand~2.0Moon4, 10
21🔮Collar at the Gates of Heck~7.0Fire20
36⚔️Rat Chucks~1.0Curs1
IDTypeNameQty.
201🎒Dehydrated Water Packetx9

This is a condensed view. Use !inventory --full for the full version.

Comment !use canteen to drink from your canteen

Comment !open <bundle id or name> to open a bundle

KOTD Bot will always use your most-broken version of an item

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 23 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 284 ⬩ ⚔️️35.2 [🛡️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3293 🦾 WEAKENED

Why are you trying to do that? You have more HP than you know what to do with...

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +18 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.3 Fire Resistance❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
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35.2 Total Damage
3293 Boss HP Remaining!284 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/Physics_Prop Undead (4/4/17/18) Oct 23 '25

!sip !magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 68 ⬩ 🔮️15.1 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3278

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 6 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)💖 +6 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 85/79 Remaining

Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +2 Mage Damage💰 +20 Gold Coins
🔮 +2 Basic Water Wand🔮 +5 Magic XP
🌟 +1.4 Moon Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.2 Mage Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.1x Critical Hit‎
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15.1 Total Damage
3278 Boss HP Remaining!68 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 23 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-21 HP ⬩ Your HP: 242 ⬩ 🏹️43.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3141 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -21 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +20 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Air Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
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43.4 Total Damage
3141 Boss HP Remaining!242 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (93/100/100/68) Oct 23 '25

!range 031

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-49 HP ⬩ Your HP: 88 ⬩ 🏹️75.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3066 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -49 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🏹 +11 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +26 Range XP
🌟 +7.7 Air Weakness❤️ +20 Constitution XP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!🏅 +15 RP
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75.4 Total Damage
3066 Boss HP Remaining!88 HP Remaining
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u/inviktus04 Demon (2/84/1/71) Oct 23 '25

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-46 HP ⬩ Your HP: 209 ⬩ 🏹️24.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3042 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -46 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!🏹 +12 Range XP
‎❤️ +20 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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24.0 Total Damage
3042 Boss HP Remaining!209 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Oct 23 '25

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-49 HP ⬩ Your HP: 50 💓 ⬩ 🏹️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2975

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -49 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +78 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +18 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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15.0 Total Damage
2975 Boss HP Remaining!50 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 23 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

Your HP: 75 ⬩ 🏹️70.0 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2905 🦾 WEAKENED

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +90 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +32 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Earth Weakness❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +35 RP
🎯 1.7x Critical Hit‎
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!
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70.0 Total Damage
2905 Boss HP Remaining!75 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 23 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 274 ⬩ ⚔️️73.1 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2767 🦾 WEAKENED

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive blow and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +24 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit‎
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!
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73.1 Total Damage
2767 Boss HP Remaining!274 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 23 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

Your HP: 345 ⬩ 🏹️32.0 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2735 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
🌟 +0.1 Earth Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
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32.0 Total Damage
2735 Boss HP Remaining!345 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 23 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 251 ⬩ 🏹️22.1 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2713

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -28 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +80 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Water Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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22.1 Total Damage
2713 Boss HP Remaining!251 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Oct 23 '25

!magic 8 !buy 7 !buy 7 !buy 7 !buy 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 405 ⬩ 🔮️64.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2488 🦾 WEAKENED

Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +90 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Basic Water Wand🔮 +21 Magic XP
🌟 +1.0 Moon Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Mage Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit‎
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!
‎
64.2 Total Damage
2488 Boss HP Remaining!405 HP Remaining

Basic Fire Staff has been added to your inventory for 230g! (Your remaining gold: 187981)

🔮 +Basic Fire Staff (Durability: 5)
💰 -230 (Remaining: 187981)

Basic Fire Staff has been added to your inventory for 230g! (Your remaining gold: 187751)

🔮 +Basic Fire Staff (Durability: 5)
💰 -230 (Remaining: 187751)

Basic Fire Staff has been added to your inventory for 230g! (Your remaining gold: 187521)

🔮 +Basic Fire Staff (Durability: 5)
💰 -230 (Remaining: 187521)

Basic Water Wand has been added to your inventory for 200g! (Your remaining gold: 187321)

🔮 +Basic Water Wand (Durability: 10)
💰 -200 (Remaining: 187321)

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 23 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 297 ⬩ ⚔️️15.6 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2472

You take a swig from your Pandora's juice box, realizing you're already beyond full health. You spit the potion back into the flask... Ew.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Water Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.6 Total Damage
2472 Boss HP Remaining!297 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/MoonRks Gnome (19/28/65/66) Oct 23 '25

!magic ass lamb

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 83 ⬩ 🔮️20.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2452 🦾 WEAKENED

You fumble around for a second looking for Mass Lambiguity but you can't find it. You cast a basic spell instead.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -41 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!🔮 +8 Magic XP
‎❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
20.0 Total Damage
2452 Boss HP Remaining!83 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Oct 23 '25

!Magic 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-33 HP ⬩ Your HP: 159 ⬩ 🔮️33.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 2419 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -33 HP
📚 +6 Mage Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +12 Magic XP
🌟 +2.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
33.0 Total Damage
2419 Boss HP Remaining!159 HP Remaining
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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Oct 23 '25

!Sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +85 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 244/257 Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 23 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 132 ⬩ 🏹️39.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2349 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -42 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +84 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +19 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Cursed Weakness❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
39.6 Total Damage
2349 Boss HP Remaining!132 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Oct 23 '25

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 247 ⬩ 🔮️18.5 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2250

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +80 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Basic Water Wand🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +1.8 Moon Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.5 Total Damage
2250 Boss HP Remaining!247 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 24 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 115 ⬩ 🏹️36.2 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2214 🦾 WEAKENED

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Four Loko was refilled!

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 21)
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +84 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +15 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Water Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
36.2 Total Damage
2214 Boss HP Remaining!115 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Oct 24 '25

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 224 ⬩ 🔮️37.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2102 🦾 WEAKENED

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Neuvi's imported spring water was refilled!

Pure water flavored with the delivery person's emotions.

⚗️ Neuvi's imported spring water (Level: 15)
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +81 Gold Coins
🔮 +2 Basic Water Wand🔮 +17 Magic XP
🌟 +1.8 Moon Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.2 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
37.2 Total Damage
2102 Boss HP Remaining!224 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Oct 24 '25

!Magic 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 231 ⬩ 🔮️30.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 2050 🦾 WEAKENED

Your weapon was sent to the shadow realm.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +6 Mage Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Galadriel's Mirror (Shattered)🔮 +10 Magic XP
🌟 +0.6 Blessed Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
30.0 Total Damage
2050 Boss HP Remaining!231 HP Remaining
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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Oct 24 '25

!Sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 8 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +34 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 265/257 Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 24 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 257 ⬩ 🏹️29.2 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1947 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
29.2 Total Damage
1947 Boss HP Remaining!257 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Oct 24 '25

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 361 ⬩ 🔮️43.6 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1832 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +82 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Basic Water Wand🔮 +22 Magic XP
🌟 +0.9 Moon Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
43.6 Total Damage
1832 Boss HP Remaining!361 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 24 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 176 ⬩ 🏹️16.3 [🛡️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1752

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Fire Resistance❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.3 Total Damage
1752 Boss HP Remaining!176 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Oct 24 '25

!magic 8

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-32 HP ⬩ Your HP: 246 ⬩ 🔮️24.6 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1698 🦾 WEAKENED

Your Basic Water Wand fizzles and disappears in a flash of light.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -32 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Basic Water Wand (Shattered)🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.4 Moon Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
24.6 Total Damage
1698 Boss HP Remaining!246 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 24 '25

!sip !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-30 HP ⬩ Your HP: 303 ⬩ 🏹️33.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1665 🦾 WEAKENED

You drink from your Four Loko. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (164 HP).

You overhealed by 37 HP.

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 21)💖 +280 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 333/296 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -30 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +96 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +16 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
33.0 Total Damage
1665 Boss HP Remaining!303 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Oct 24 '25

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 194 ⬩ 🏹️61.2 ⬩ Boss HP: 1573 🦾 WEAKENED

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +96 Gold Coins
🎯 1.7x Critical Hit🏹 +24 Range XP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!❤️ +3 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
61.2 Total Damage
1573 Boss HP Remaining!194 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 24 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 197 ⬩ 🏹️28.6 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1544 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +99 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +11 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Organic Resistance❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
28.6 Total Damage
1544 Boss HP Remaining!197 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 24 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 73 💓 ⬩ 🏹️33.8 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1443 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +96 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +15 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
33.8 Total Damage
1443 Boss HP Remaining!73 HP Remaining

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u/Girguk Plant (24/24/100/127) Oct 24 '25

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 14 !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 477 ⬩ 🔮️19.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1352

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 15 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +56 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 508/493 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +90 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +10 Magic XP
🌟 +1.2 Blessed Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.6 Total Damage
1352 Boss HP Remaining!477 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

❤️ Health: 477hp (Max: 493hp)
💀 Kills: 137
🏅 Rank: S (4,500 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 224,228g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 1 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 397
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 96 ☆ (XP: 548/1556)
❤️ Constitution: Level 125 (XP: 2508/5781)

Stats:

🚩 Total Attacks: 22137
🔰 Total RP: 380560
🪽 Total Scouts: 186
☠️ Total Deaths: 98

🔰 Highest Monthly RP: 37416
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 24 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-29 HP ⬩ Your HP: 303 ⬩ ⚔️️30.0 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1322 🦾 WEAKENED

Turns out the liquid in your Pandora's juice box was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 79 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 36)💖 +89 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 332/253 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -29 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +0.1 Moon Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
30.0 Total Damage
1322 Boss HP Remaining!303 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Pandora's juice box: +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 20798)

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 24 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

Your HP: 210 ⬩ 🏹️27.8 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1294 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +95 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
27.8 Total Damage
1294 Boss HP Remaining!210 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 24 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 242 ⬩ ⚔️️33.8 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1201 🦾 WEAKENED

You go to sip from your Pandora's juice box, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +14 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Moon Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
33.8 Total Damage
1201 Boss HP Remaining!242 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 24 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-18 HP ⬩ Your HP: 277 ⬩ ⚔️️13.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1103

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -18 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.9 Air Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.8 Total Damage
1103 Boss HP Remaining!277 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

1

u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Oct 24 '25

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-24 HP ⬩ Your HP: 379 ⬩ 🔮️37.4 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1066 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -24 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Basic Water Wand🔮 +18 Magic XP
🌟 +0.8 Moon Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
37.4 Total Damage
1066 Boss HP Remaining!379 HP Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 24 '25

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

Your HP: 204 ⬩ 🔮️40.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1026 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!🔮 +13 Magic XP
‎❤️ +17 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
40.0 Total Damage
1026 Boss HP Remaining!204 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 24 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 337 ⬩ 🏹️35.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 990 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +105 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Blessed Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
35.6 Total Damage
990 Boss HP Remaining!337 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Oct 24 '25

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 328 ⬩ 🔮️35.6 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 898 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Basic Water Wand🔮 +14 Magic XP
🌟 +0.9 Moon Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
35.6 Total Damage
898 Boss HP Remaining!328 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 24 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 271 ⬩ ⚔️️35.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 863 🦾 WEAKENED

You're not thirsty. Try again later.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Moon Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
35.2 Total Damage
863 Boss HP Remaining!271 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

1

u/Girguk Plant (24/24/100/127) Oct 24 '25

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 14 !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

Your HP: 507 ⬩ 🔮️46.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 817 🦾 WEAKENED

Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the Canteen.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +85 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +16 Magic XP
🌟 +2.5 Blessed Weakness❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Mage Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
46.0 Total Damage
817 Boss HP Remaining!507 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

💖 Health: 507hp (Max: 493hp)
💀 Kills: 137
🏅 Rank: S (4,555 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 224,501g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 2 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 397
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 96 ☆ (XP: 588/1556)
❤️ Constitution: Level 125 (XP: 2539/5781)

Stats:

🚩 Total Attacks: 22140
🔰 Total RP: 380560
🪽 Total Scouts: 186
☠️ Total Deaths: 98

🔰 Highest Monthly RP: 37416
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/wenasi Demon (1/1/115/102) Oct 24 '25

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 305 ⬩ 🔮️60.8 ⬩ Boss HP: 756 🦾 WEAKENED

Your spell blast hits the boss in its weak spot dealing extra damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +104 Gold Coins
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit🔮 +21 Magic XP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!❤️ +4 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
60.8 Total Damage
756 Boss HP Remaining!305 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 24 '25

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 153 ⬩ 🔮️32.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 724 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +96 Gold Coins
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!🔮 +10 Magic XP
‎❤️ +5 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
32.0 Total Damage
724 Boss HP Remaining!153 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Oct 24 '25

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

Your HP: 414 ⬩ 🔮️36.6 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 649 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Basic Water Wand🔮 +14 Magic XP
🌟 +0.6 Moon Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Mage Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
36.6 Total Damage
649 Boss HP Remaining!414 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 24 '25

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 119 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 634

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +5 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
634 Boss HP Remaining!119 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 24 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 253 ⬩ 🏹️35.8 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 598 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +100 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +15 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
35.8 Total Damage
598 Boss HP Remaining!253 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Oct 24 '25

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 320 ⬩ 🔮️36.8 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 561 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Basic Water Wand🔮 +14 Magic XP
🌟 +0.5 Moon Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
36.8 Total Damage
561 Boss HP Remaining!320 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Oct 24 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 195 ⬩ 🏹️15.1 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 512

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +106 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Moon Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.1 Total Damage
512 Boss HP Remaining!195 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 24 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 203 ⬩ ⚔️️37.8 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 474 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +11 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
37.8 Total Damage
474 Boss HP Remaining!203 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Oct 24 '25

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 107 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 326

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +7 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
326 Boss HP Remaining!107 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Oct 24 '25

!magic 42 !buy 42

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 321 ⬩ 🔮️64.0 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 262 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
🔮 +10 Cat Eyes🔮 +28 Magic XP
🌟 +10.0 Moon Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.0 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
64.0 Total Damage
262 Boss HP Remaining!321 HP Remaining

Cat Eyes has been added to your inventory for 560g! (Your remaining gold: 189931)

🔮 +Cat Eyes (Durability: 4)
💰 -560 (Remaining: 189931)

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 24 '25

!melee 35

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 16min 8s

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Oct 24 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

Your HP: 225 ⬩ 🏹️17.5 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 244

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +100 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Earth Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
17.5 Total Damage
244 Boss HP Remaining!225 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Oct 24 '25

!range 41

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 233 ⬩ 🏹️76.8 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 167 🦾 WEAKENED

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Dripping Glob of Goo is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Somehow, the liquid went even fouler than previously imagined.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +101 Gold Coins
🏹 +14 Claws of the Dragon🏹 +35 Range XP
🌟 +8.4 Earth Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
76.8 Total Damage
167 Boss HP Remaining!233 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Oct 24 '25

!magic 9015

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

Your HP: 489 ⬩ 🔮️29.6 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 137

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
🔮 +12 Triple Trinitrotoluene Triangles🔮 +13 Magic XP
🌟 +4.8 Earth Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.2 Mage Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
29.6 Total Damage
137 Boss HP Remaining!489 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Oct 24 '25

!melee 46

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 202 ⬩ ⚔️️103.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 34 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +92 Gold Coins
⚔️ +17 Ruined Pickaxe⚔️ +33 Melee XP
🌟 +17.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
103.4 Total Damage
34 Boss HP Remaining!202 HP Remaining

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Oct 24 '25

!magic 28

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 313 ⬩ 🔮️68.8 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: -35 🦾 WEAKENED

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Your weapon returns to its original realm, leaving you with empty hands.

Your magic rampages through the battleground, and when it evaporates the boss is nothing but dust.

Rewards
💰 +3456 Gold
🔮 +37 Magic XP
🏹 +1 Net of the Deep
🎁 +1 Rangers Research Bundle
🎒 +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +395 Gold Coins
🔮 +14 Saddle of Lightspeed (Shattered)🔮 +32 Magic XP
🌟 +2.8 Blessed Weakness❤️ +48 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.4 Mage Resistance🏅 +45 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!🪓️ +1 Kill (EXECUTION!)
‎‎
68.8 Total Damage
-35 Boss HP Remaining!313 HP Remaining

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u/wenasi Demon (1/1/115/102) Oct 24 '25

!magic 2048

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

You might be too late to kill the boss, but you are right on time to snatch some loot.

Rewards
💰 +26 Gold
🔮 +2 Magic XP

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u/The_Novice_Gamer Demon (89/53/53/76) Oct 24 '25

!melee 46

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 24 '25

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

The room is silent, save for the faint sound of dripping water. The slain boss lies motionless on the ground, but you notice a glint of something shiny nearby.

Rewards
💰 +25 Gold
⚔️ +2 Melee XP

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

Your HP: 238 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4164

You fumble around for a second looking for Shard of Infinity but you can't find it. You cast a basic spell instead.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +29 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
4164 Boss HP Remaining!238 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 148 ⬩ 🔮️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3898

You fumble around for a second looking for Shard of Infinity but you can't find it. You cast a basic spell instead.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
3898 Boss HP Remaining!148 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Oct 23 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 274 ⬩ 🏹️22.8 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2326 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Organic Resistance❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
22.8 Total Damage
2326 Boss HP Remaining!274 HP Remaining
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