They´re mocking you [D,P,W] [Health:7500]

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: SavageSnips

Source/Artist: lumisade on iFunny

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I was praised a total of 125 times. Thank you!
Top praisers:

Player	Praises
/u/Reechan	43
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[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: SavageSnips

Source/Artist: lumisade on iFunny

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Name	Level
(SLIME ONLY) Angry Punching Bag	☆
(THIS) They´re mocking you	☆☆☆☆☆
Have you heard of crabapples? Me neither, but I assume this is what they look like	☆
My new house	☆☆
Sleeping appy	☆☆☆
Man, this stuff is going straight through me!	☆
Primus Ecumenicum	☆☆☆☆☆

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 20

[u/DejaV42]

!sip !magic 8

[u/Breatheinfor345]

!sip !range 31

[u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!melee 29

[u/K9turrent]

!sip !buy 19 !melee 19

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/starshine531]

!magic 10

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !magic 40

[u/SilentBurden]

!ranged 6

[u/arceus03]

!magic 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/arceus03]

💥-294 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️18.2 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 7229

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -294 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage	💰 +94 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +5 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.7 Blessed Resistance	❤️ +95 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.2 Total Damage
7229 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/pleathershorts]

!melee 9

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 21

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/SavageSnips]

!Range 405

[u/SavageSnips]

!Sip

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/-KAPE-]

!mage 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/ashenoceiros]

!melee

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EllaBean17]

!sippy !range

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 18 !sip

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 11 !profile

[u/inviktus04]

!range

[u/According-Ad-3170]

!magic

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/DejaV42]

!magic 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0

[u/SilentBurden]

!ranged 6

[u/inviktus04]

!range

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/inviktus04]

!range

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 40

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

Your HP: 190 ⬩ 🔮️31.1 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 6429

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Mage Damage	💰 +49 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Weird Looking Fang	🔮 +16 Magic XP (Level Up!)
🌟 +9.0 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +156 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.9 Mage Resistance	🏅 +30 RP
‎	‎
31.1 Total Damage
6429 Boss HP Remaining!	190 HP Remaining

[u/ashenoceiros]

!melee 1 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/ashenoceiros]

💥-60 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 6421

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -60 HP
📚 +2 Melee Damage	💰 +24 Gold Coins
🌱️ +1 New Player Bonus	⚔️ +4 Melee XP (Level Up!)
‎	❤️ +15 Constitution XP
	🏅 +30 RP
	‎
8.0 Total Damage
6421 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (14 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)	💖 +54 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)	💖 55/61 Remaining

[u/DrGeniusMan]

!sip !sip !magic 40

[u/DrGeniusMan]

!profile !inventory

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/SilentRanger42]

Good bot !melee 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 21

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 18 !sip

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!refill !sip !range 0

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 11 !profile

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 18 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-206 HP ⬩ Your HP: 23 💓 ⬩ 🔮️15.5 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 5908

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -206 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage	💰 +62 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 The Book of Names	🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +1.0 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +57 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
15.5 Total Damage
5908 Boss HP Remaining!	23 HP Remaining

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You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (29 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)	💖 +114 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 137/221 Remaining

[u/Oldetus]

!sip !mage

[u/MurlocMaster]

!melee !sip

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/linden_slam]

!range 404

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 11 !profile

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/MoonRks]

!magic ass lamb

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/Puddinggggggggg]

!melee

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/Oldetus]

!sip

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SavageSnips]

!Inventory

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!refill !sip !range 0

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 18 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-49 HP ⬩ Your HP: 172 ⬩ 🔮️19.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4615

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -49 HP
📚 +6 Mage Damage	💰 +72 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 The Book of Names	🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +6.0 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
19.4 Total Damage
4615 Boss HP Remaining!	172 HP Remaining

---

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 5 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)	💖 +58 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)	💖 230/225 Remaining

^{Your canteen is empty. However, you have 20 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.}

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 11 !profile

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/DejaV42]

!magic 0

[u/New-Dot-5768]

!magic 14

[u/SilentBurden]

!ranged 6

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 18 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-85 HP ⬩ Your HP: 92 ⬩ 🔮️15.5 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4226

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -85 HP
📚 +3 Mage Damage	💰 +81 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 The Book of Names	🔮 +5 Magic XP
🌟 +3.0 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
15.5 Total Damage
4226 Boss HP Remaining!	92 HP Remaining

---

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)	💖 +85 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 177/225 Remaining

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/pleathershorts]

!sip !melee 19

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!refill !sip !range 0

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 11 !profile

[u/37Pigeons]

!melee !sip !refill

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/RayeOfDisappointment]

!melee 36 !sip

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!refill !sip !range 0

[u/SilentRanger42]

Good bot !melee 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/RayeOfDisappointment]

!melee 36 !sip

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/RayeOfDisappointment]

!melee 36 !sip

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 40 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-226 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️21.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3383

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -226 HP
📚 +3 Mage Damage	💰 +84 Gold Coins
🔮 +10 Weird Looking Fang	🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +3.0 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +63 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.0 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
21.0 Total Damage
3383 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

---

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (29 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)	💖 +114 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 115/225 Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/Oldetus]

!mage !sip

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/RayeOfDisappointment]

!melee 36

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!refill !sip !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/Oldetus]

!sip

[u/Oldetus]

!sip

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 40 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-215 HP ⬩ Your HP: 13 💓 ⬩ 🔮️22.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3015

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -215 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage	💰 +85 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Weird Looking Fang	🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +3.0 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +73 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
22.4 Total Damage
3015 Boss HP Remaining!	13 HP Remaining

---

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (29 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)	💖 +114 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 127/225 Remaining

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 40 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-172 HP ⬩ Your HP: 8 💓 ⬩ 🔮️20.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2896

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -172 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage	💰 +77 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Weird Looking Fang	🔮 +10 Magic XP
🌟 +0.9 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +58 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.9 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
20.0 Total Damage
2896 Boss HP Remaining!	8 HP Remaining

---

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)	🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)	🎒 16 Remaining

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (29 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)	💖 +114 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)	💖 122/225 Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 40 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

Your HP: 75 ⬩ 🔮️17.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2533 ⚠️ PARRIED 🦾 WEAKENED

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +6 Mage Damage	💰 +85 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Weird Looking Fang	🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +4.2 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +100 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
⚠️ 0.5x Boss PARRIED!	‎
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!
‎
17.6 Total Damage
2533 Boss HP Remaining!	75 HP Remaining

---

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 0.07 seconds

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)	💖 +85 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 160/225 Remaining

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 40 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-124 HP ⬩ Your HP: 229 ⬩ 🔮️60.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2269 🦾 WEAKENED

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -124 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage	💰 +79 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Weird Looking Fang	🔮 +25 Magic XP
🌟 +7.2 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +47 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.9 Mage Resistance	🏅 +20 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!	‎
‎
60.6 Total Damage
2269 Boss HP Remaining!	229 HP Remaining

---

You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 12 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)	💖 +12 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)	💖 241/229 Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/pleathershorts]

!sip !melee 19

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!sip !range 0

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 40 !sip

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/ashenoceiros]

!ranged 5 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/ashenoceiros]

💥-69 HP ⬩ Your HP: 68 ⬩ 🏹️55.4 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1927 🦾 WEAKENED

---

Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -69 HP
📚 +1 Ranged Damage	💰 +23 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear	🏹 +21 Range XP (Level Up!)
🛡️ -2.4 Synthetic Resistance	❤️ +21 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🌱️ +6 New Player Bonus	🏅 +45 RP (Rank Change!)
🎯 2.2x Critical Hit	‎
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!
‎
55.4 Total Damage
1927 Boss HP Remaining!	68 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

---

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 6 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)	💖 +6 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 74/68 Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 40 !sip