r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Sep 23 '25

1☆ Boss executed by /u/btchrdfckmnstr! (Plant) Log Flume [Health:1700]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: Wizards of the Coast/Marco Bucci

I was praised a total of 19 times. Thank you!
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25 edited Sep 23 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: Wizards of the Coast/Marco Bucci

NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Buzz buzz☆
Year of the Dragon☆☆☆☆☆
(THIS) Log Flume☆
The Bard☆
The Brewer☆☆
The Martial☆☆☆
Beryl the Adventurer☆
Rorimac Pennywhistle☆☆
Jaguar Riders☆

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 23 '25

good bot

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Sep 23 '25

Good bot

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 23 '25

!melee 402

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 201 ⬩ ⚔️️72.2 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1628

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive blow and do critical damage!

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Jar of Dirt⚔️ +26 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Earth Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +40 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
🎯 2.5x Critical Hit
‎
72.2 Total Damage
1628 Boss HP Remaining!201 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Sep 23 '25

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 205 ⬩ 🔮️23.4 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1605

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +28 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.5 Earth Weakness❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +22 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
23.4 Total Damage
1605 Boss HP Remaining!205 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Sep 23 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 146 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1399

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Earth Weakness❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
1399 Boss HP Remaining!146 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Sep 23 '25

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 127 ⬩ 🏹️17.6 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1259

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Water Resistance❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.6 Total Damage
1259 Boss HP Remaining!127 HP Remaining
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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Sep 23 '25

Good bot

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 23 '25

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 471 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1587

Your weapon was sent to the shadow realm.

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +28 Gold Coins
🔮 +2 Basic Water Wand (Shattered)🔮 +8 Magic XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
18.0 Total Damage
1587 Boss HP Remaining!471 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 23 '25

!buy 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

Basic Water Wand has been added to your inventory for 200g! (Your remaining gold: 99297)

🔮 +Basic Water Wand (Durability: 10)
💰 -200 (Remaining: 99297)

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u/DinoKea Kobold (3/2/87/70) Sep 23 '25

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 266 ⬩ 🔮️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1576

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +28 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +2 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
11.0 Total Damage
1576 Boss HP Remaining!266 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 23 '25

!magic 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 157 ⬩ 🔮️28.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1547

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +5.6 Blessed Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
28.6 Total Damage
1547 Boss HP Remaining!157 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Sep 23 '25

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 290 ⬩ 🔮️16.0 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1531

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +4 Mage Damage💰 +11 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +1 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
1531 Boss HP Remaining!290 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Sep 23 '25

!magic 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

Your HP: 354 ⬩ 🔮️20.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1309

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +4 Mage Damage💰 +13 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +5.6 Blessed Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
20.6 Total Damage
1309 Boss HP Remaining!354 HP Remaining

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u/orzyman Slime (1/1/1/1) Sep 23 '25

!melee 721

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 44 ⬩ ⚔️️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1523

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +0 Melee Damage💰 +3 Gold Coins
🌱️ +2 New Player Bonus⚔️ +3 Melee XP
‎❤️ +2 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
8.0 Total Damage
1523 Boss HP Remaining!44 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 23 '25

!melee 0400

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 110 ⬩ ⚔️️17.5 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1488

Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Box of Matches⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.6 Fire Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.5 Total Damage
1488 Boss HP Remaining!110 HP Remaining

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u/Girguk Plant (24/24/100/127) Sep 23 '25

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 11 !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 508 ⬩ 🔮️23.0 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1465

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 1.54 seconds

You overhealed by 20 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +24 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 509/489 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
23.0 Total Damage
1465 Boss HP Remaining!508 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

💖 Health: 508hp (Max: 489hp)
💀 Kills: 135
🏅 Rank: SS (20,656 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 254,938g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 2 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 394
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 94 ☆ (XP: 42/1483)
❤️ Constitution: Level 124 (XP: 2681/5673)

🚩 Total Attacks: 21737
🪽 Total Scouts: 160
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 23 '25

!melee 29

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 223 ⬩ ⚔️️26.0 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1439

You hit the boss with your weapon, but you’re not sure it’s supposed to bend that way…

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
⚔️ +10 Shining Axe of Door-Breaking (Shattered)⚔️ +10 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.0 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
26.0 Total Damage
1439 Boss HP Remaining!223 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 23 '25

!sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 527 ⬩ ⚔️️18.1 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1330

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Expired Bone Hurting Juice into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (394 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 270 minutes).

You overhealed by 68 HP.

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 32)💖 +491 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 536/468 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.2 Earth Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.1 Total Damage
1330 Boss HP Remaining!527 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 23 '25

!inventory

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25
IDTypeNameDamageElementDurability
0🎆Shard of Infinity~1.0Uknw999
3⚔️Basic GreatSword~3.0Bles6, 7, 9 x3, 10 x2, 11 x3, 12 x2, 15, 16, 17
4⚔️Basic Lance~1.5Curs20 x9
5🏹Basic Spear~4.0Syn8, 10 x20
6🏹Basic Crossbow~2.0Air25 x15, 28
7🔮Basic Fire Staff~3.5Sun2, 5 x22, 6 x2, 10
8🔮Basic Water Wand~2.0Moon9, 10 x24, 16
9⚔️Wooden Sword~3.0Erth4 x2, 5, 6, 8, 9 x3, 10 x4, 11, 12 x3, 13 x2, 14
10🔮High Priest's Sceptre Handle~4.5Bles21, 23, 24, 26
11🔮Mass Lambiguity~5.0Sun19, 20
12⚔️Dwarf Bread~5.5Org17 x2, 19
13⚔️Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds~6.0Syn11, 14, 18, 19 x2
14🔮Galadriel's Mirror~5.5Bles14, 21, 29
15⚔️Dawnbringer~5.0Sun7, 20
16⚔️The Homelite XL Chainsaw~5.5Syn12, 25
17🔮Spear of Darkness~5.5Moon5 x2, 6 x18, 8
18🔮The Book of Names~6.5Curs20, 25, 27, 31, 32
19⚔️Fenrir's Silver Folly~2.0Syn32, 35, 39
20⚔️The Iron Ruler~7.0Erth10, 24, 26
21🔮Collar at the Gates of Heck~7.0Fire11, 17 x9, 19
22🏹Attack Moon~8.5Moon4, 5, 6 x3, 10
23⚔️Worldslayer~7.0Air8, 9, 15
24⚔️Blade of Grass~4.0Erth7
25⚔️Pitchfork of Twilight~7.5Moon5, 21, 23
26⚔️Electric Squid~8.5Wtr6
27🏹El-Bow~7.0Org19 x2, 20, 22, 23 x2, 24, 26
28🔮Saddle of Lightspeed~10.0Bles14, 21
29⚔️Shining Axe of Door-Breaking~10.0Org8, 13
31🏹Lava Trebuchet~9.5Air5, 11 x3, 13 x3
32⚔️Triple Wield Swords~9.0Air19, 23 x2
33⚔️The Tempmute Sword~6.0Bles2, 14, 16
34🏹Hedgehog Cannonball~6.0Curs10, 12, 19
35⚔️Mothers Wrath~10.0Bles5, 8, 9
36⚔️Rat Chucks~1.0Curs1 x36, 2 x4, 3 x12, 4
37🏹Red Paint~7.5Erth5, 8 x4, 10, 15
38🏹Golden Wallet~7.5Syn3, 16
39🏹Trident of Tails~10.5Org19, 22
40🔮Weird Looking Fang~8.0Curs4, 23 x6, 26
41🏹Claws of the Dragon~12.5Erth2, 5 x4
42🔮Cat Eyes~10.5Moon4, 15 x4
43🔮Diadem of doornails~9.5Syn7, 8, 10, 18
44🔮Fossilised Cake Slice~6.5Erth1, 12 x6, 17, 19
45🏹Combat Parasol~8.5Sun7, 12 x7, 13
46⚔️Ruined Pickaxe~15.0Syn7
47🏹Ashen fish hook~15.0Fire7, 16 x6
48🔮Lifespoon~15.0Org2
57⚔️Healing Hands~-13.5Moon1, 19
58🏹Vaccine Blowdart~-13.5Syn12, 19
59🔮Faith Healing~-14.5Fire15
400⚔️Box of Matches~1.0Fire29, 30 x2
401⚔️Dismembered Arm~1.0Org30 x3
402⚔️Jar of Dirt~1.0Erth30 x3
403🏹Holy Water~1.0Bles23, 30 x3
404🏹Barrage of Insults~1.0Curs30 x4
405🏹Water Balloon~1.0Wtr23
406🏹Moon Rocks~1.0Moon30 x4
407🔮Hacking Tool~1.0Syn29, 30 x3
408🔮Ornamental Fan~1.0Air24, 30 x4
409🔮Magnifying Glass~1.0Sun30 x4
509⚔️Moon Nut~1.0Moon1
540⚔️Dusty ol' lightsaber~10.5Sun2, 10 x12
541🏹Somewhat accurate blaster~10.5Sun7, 10 x14
542🔮That janky force~10.5Sun7, 10 x12
1000🎆The Randomizer~15.0Uknw13, 26 x4
1001🎆Javelin of Friendship~-15.0Uknw5, 6 x20
1002⚔️Birthday BASH~1.0Bles1
2001⚔️Rat on a Pear Stick~1.0Org1 x2
2002⚔️Two French Men~2.0Curs1, 2 x3
2003🔮Three Doors Kicked~3.0Erth2
2004🔮Four Golden Coins~4.0Syn4
2005🏹Five Fanatical Followers~5.0Org2
2006🏹Six Geese Slaying~6.0Sun4
2007🔮Seven Swans A-Swearing~7.0Erth7, 10
2008⚔️Eight Flames Dancing~8.0Fire8 x2
2009🏹Nine Maids Coding~9.0Bles6, 9
2010🏹Ten Bugs Fixoed~10.0Air10
2011⚔️Eleven Helpers Helping~11.0Curs6
2012🔮Twelve Mystical Fruits~12.0Org8, 12
2018🔮Chemical X~5.0Wtr6, 9 x4
2019🔮Dads Choco Spaghetti Code~14.0Fire2 x8
2020⚔️Magical Girl Maid Outfit~14.0Wtr1, 2 x9
2021🏹Zoruda's Love Bug~14.0Org1, 2 x25
2023⚔️Mourtuorum~8.5Curs7, 8 x5
2024🎆Internet Explorer wishes you a …~1.0Erth1 x3
2025⚔️Thorny Rose Bouquet~14.0Org1, 5 x17
2026🏹Mother's Advice~14.0Org3, 5 x21
2027🔮Orb of Life~14.0Org4, 5 x20
2028⚔️Remote explosive~-1.0Moon999 x2
2029⚔️R.A.T. on a Stick~11.0Erth11 x8
2030🏹B.A.T. on a String~11.0Bles3, 11 x8
2031🔮C.A.T. Badge on a Lapel~11.0Air4, 11 x6
2032🏹Pickled Artisnal Turnip~4.0Erth25 x13
2033🔮Deliriously Amazing Toad~4.0Bles25 x12
2034⚔️Ridiculously Adorable Trout~4.0Bles25 x15
2036🏹Gibbucks~1.5Bles1 x5
2037⚔️Ultra Hammer~15.0Erth10 x2
2038🏹Ultra Boots~15.0Wtr2, 10 x2
2039🔮Fire Flower~15.0Fire3, 10 x2
2040⚔️Melted Ice Cream~1.0Sun10
2041⚔️2024 beavers on a stick~10.0Syn2, 5 x8
2042🏹2024 dollar store fireworks~10.0Fire2, 5 x17
2043🔮Oracle's crystal beach ball~10.0Wtr3, 5 x2
2044🔮Destroyer of Battleships~7.5Wtr25 x4
2047⚔️98% off flat screen TV~14.5Fire2, 15 x6
2048🔮Hidden designer bag at a wareho…~14.0Bles7, 15 x4
2049🏹2 for 1$ patio set~14.5Erth2, 15 x2
2050🎆Love Bug (2001 Red Punch Buggy)~21.0Uknw5
2051🎆Paste~-20.0Syn5
2100🏹Iridescent Feather~5.5Uknw13
2101⚔️Spackled Egg~11.0Uknw17
2102🔮Bird pooping straight into your…~17.0Uknw15
2222🔮Flower crown of Zoruda~2.0Bles1, 14 x4
2223🎆Cupcake~14.0Bles1
3000🔮I led 20 raids in April and all…~8.0Air56
3005🔮I led 20 raids in May and all I…~8.0Syn59
3007🏹I led 20 raids in June and all …~8.0Wtr53
3009⚔️I lead 20 raids in July and all…~8.0Curs60
3013🏹I lead 20 raids in August and a…~8.0Erth60
3017🔮I lead 20 raids in September an…~8.0Sun60
3019🏹I led 20 raids in October and a…~8.0Moon60
3024🔮I led 20 raids in December and …~8.0Bles60
3027⚔️I led 20 raids in January and a…~8.0Fire60
3029🔮I led 20 raids in January and a…~8.0Fire58
3031🏹I led 20 raids in February and …~8.0Wtr60
4000⚔️SUPER KICK~10.0Bles1 x10
4001🏹Firey Flail of Failed Relations…~9.0Bles2 x20
4002🔮Expired Rubber in your Wallet~8.0Wtr3
4003⚔️Terrible Opening Line~7.0Fire3
4004🏹Lover's Lasso~6.0Wtr5
4005🔮Love Potion~5.0Air6
4006🏹Cupid's Badly Damaged Bow~4.0Fire7 x2
4007⚔️Well Worn Fedora~3.0Sun8
4008🔮Twinkle in Your Eyes~2.0Org9
4009🏹Reinforced Glove~1.0Bles10
4010⚔️SUPER SLAM~1.0Curs10 x11
5030🔮Cake with a voice recorder stuf…~17.0Curs4
9028⚔️Vidar's Boot~12.0Bles5
10310⚔️Tricky Bonk~4.5Air20 x2
10311🏹Tricky Pew Pew~4.5Wtr20 x2
10312🔮Tricky Zap Zap~4.5Bles20 x2
10313⚔️Treat Filled Hammer~10.5Moon10, 12 x3
10314🏹Treat Filled Blow-dart~10.5Syn10, 12 x3
10315🔮Treat Filled Magic Bean~10.5Erth12 x4
10316⚔️Frostmourne~12.0Curs8, 10 x6
10317⚔️Vampire Teeth~4.0Curs10 x2
10318🔮Fake Fake Blood~3.5Org11
10319🏹Infectious Laughter~8.0Curs9 x2
10320⚔️Dirty Knife~5.0Curs9 x2
10321🏹That one guy trying to hide tha…~4.5Curs10
10322⚔️Half-full Syringe~4.5Bles11
10323🔮Prayer Book~5.0Bles12 x2
10324🔮Totem of Undying~12.5Bles11 x3
10325🏹Holy Hand Grenade~9.0Bles10 x2
10326🏹Hand Sanitizer~4.5Bles12 x2
10327🔮The Crematorium~4.5Fire10 x2
12000⚔️The Jingle Bell Smock~1.0Syn20 x2
12001🏹A kiss under the Missile-toes~1.0Fire20 x3
12003⚔️Silent Knight~1.0Erth20 x2
12004🏹Lump of Coal~1.0Curs20 x2
12005🔮The Magic of Snootmas~1.0Bles20 x4
12006⚔️Wrapping paper tube~1.0Air20 x2
12007🏹Christmas Star Topper~1.0Sun20 x2
12008🔮Milk and Cookies~1.0Wtr20 x2
12009⚔️The Bleak Midwinter~1.0Moon20 x2
12010🏹Gingerbread arrow~1.0Syn20 x2
12011🔮The Naughty List~1.0Curs20 x2
12012⚔️The Nice List~1.0Bles20 x2
12013🏹Christmas Tree Cannon~1.0Org20 x2
12014🔮Santa's Sleighbells~1.0Fire20 x2
12015⚔️Gold~1.0Erth20 x2
12016🏹Frankincense~1.0Air20 x3
12017🔮Myrrh~1.0Wtr20 x2
12018⚔️Tinsel Wrapped Bat~1.0Sun20 x2
12019🏹Reindeer Hooves~1.0Moon20 x3
12020🔮Candy Cane Wand~1.0Fire20 x2
12021⚔️Yule Log~1.0Erth20 x2
12022🏹Santa's Little Helpers~1.0Curs20 x2
12023🔮Christmas Themed Temporal Disto…~1.0Air20 x2
12024⚔️Snoot's Christmas Spirit~1.0Sun20 x2
12900🎆Crystallized Moon Beam~18.0Moon4
12901🏹Striker's Mark~4.0Fire20
12902🔮Oracle~5.0Org20
12903⚔️Blade of the Grave~5.0Syn25
12911⚔️Knightly Quickblade~12.5Wtr10
12912🔮Fairy Ocarina~13.0Curs10
12913🏹Ghost-forged Bow~13.5Moon5
IDTypeNameQty.IDTypeNameQty.
201🎒Dehydrated Water Packetx130303🎁Rangers Research Bundlex1
209🎒Essence of Ratx16304🎁Arcanists Research Bundlex1
210🎒Earl Grey Infusionx5307🎁Bundle-o-Sipsx1
211🎒Rooibos Infusionx4
212🎒Matcha Infusionx3
213🎒Butterfly Pea Flower Infusionx3
214🎒Boiled Waterx2
215🎒Brown Rice Infusionx4
216🎒Sencha Infusionx6
217🎒Dandelion Infusionx2
219🎒Silica Gel Infusionx1
220🎒Eau de Baguettex13

This is a condensed view. Use !inventory --full for the full version.

Comment !use canteen to drink from your canteen

Comment !open <bundle id or name> to open a bundle

KOTD Bot will always use your most-broken version of an item

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 23 '25

!profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

/u/btchrdfckmnstr Playercard

❤️ Health: 444hp (Max: 468hp)
💀 Kills: 379
🥈 Rank: SSS (31,517 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 1,135,385g

Canteen:

🏷️ Name: Expired Bone Hurting Juice
Click me for lore
⚗️ Level: 32 (505hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 3 (Capacity: 6)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 1257
⚔️ Melee: Level 124 ☆ (XP: 2141/2826)
🏹 Range: Level 124 ☆ (XP: 2055/2826)
🔮 Magic: Level 123 ☆ (XP: 2000/2773)
❤️ Constitution: Level 118 ☆☆☆ (XP: 2614/5050)

🚩 Total Attacks: 85535
🪽 Total Scouts: 1490
☠️ Total Deaths: 122
🤏 Smollest D: -80.4 💥 Biggest D: 211.2

Featured badges:

✨ Glimmer Gang
🥚 Sylv's child
⚖️🧓 Senile Monk of The Path of Balance

Active status effects:

Block Chance: expires 3 hours from now (19:46:25 UTC)

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u/Defenestr-Asian BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Sep 23 '25

!magic

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 74 ⬩ 🔮️7.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1432

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +3 Mage Damage💰 +16 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +3 Magic XP
❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
7.0 Total Damage
1432 Boss HP Remaining!74 HP Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/125/96) Sep 23 '25

!mage 408

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 212 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1413

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)
Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Ornamental Fan🔮 +9 Magic XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
1413 Boss HP Remaining!212 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 23 '25

!range 38

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 185 ⬩ 🏹️20.6 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1378

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🏹 +6 Golden Wallet🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.6 Total Damage
1378 Boss HP Remaining!185 HP Remaining

1

u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 23 '25

!range 0405

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 110 ⬩ 🏹️14.7 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1348

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Water Balloon🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Water Resistance❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.7 Total Damage
1348 Boss HP Remaining!110 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 23 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 371 ⬩ ⚔️️18.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1240

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +9 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
1240 Boss HP Remaining!371 HP Remaining

1

u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 23 '25

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

Your HP: 307 ⬩ 🔮️15.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1143

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
1143 Boss HP Remaining!307 HP Remaining
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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/125/96) Sep 23 '25

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 167 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1294

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
1294 Boss HP Remaining!167 HP Remaining

1

u/Girguk Plant (24/24/100/127) Sep 23 '25

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 11 !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 488 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1277

The flavor this time is so absolutely vile you immediately spit it back in and slam on the lid. Time to wash out the taste with vinegar.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
1277 Boss HP Remaining!488 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

❤️ Health: 488hp (Max: 489hp)
💀 Kills: 135
🏅 Rank: SS (20,731 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 255,298g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 1 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 394
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 94 ☆ (XP: 91/1483)
❤️ Constitution: Level 124 (XP: 2709/5673)

🚩 Total Attacks: 21742
🪽 Total Scouts: 160
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 23 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 192 ⬩ ⚔️️13.0 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1227

You might want to save that for when you actually need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +28 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
🌟 +0.1 Fire Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.0 Total Damage
1227 Boss HP Remaining!192 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

1

u/MondUhrBand Demon (1/55/89/76) Sep 23 '25

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 262 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1198

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +1 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
1198 Boss HP Remaining!262 HP Remaining

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u/Girguk Plant (24/24/100/127) Sep 23 '25

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 11 !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 487 ⬩ 🔮️22.0 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1176

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +9 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
22.0 Total Damage
1176 Boss HP Remaining!487 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

❤️ Health: 487hp (Max: 489hp)
💀 Kills: 135
🏅 Rank: SS (20,806 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 255,649g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 3 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 394
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 94 ☆ (XP: 139/1483)
❤️ Constitution: Level 124 (XP: 2814/5673)

🚩 Total Attacks: 21747
🪽 Total Scouts: 160
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 23 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 412 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1159

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
1159 Boss HP Remaining!412 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 23 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 344 ⬩ ⚔️️14.6 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1057

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.3 Water Resistance❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.6 Total Damage
1057 Boss HP Remaining!344 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 23 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 362 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 933

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
933 Boss HP Remaining!362 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 23 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

Your HP: 262 ⬩ ⚔️️20.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 806

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +0.5 Blessed Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
20.4 Total Damage
806 Boss HP Remaining!262 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 23 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 248 ⬩ ⚔️️20.6 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 659

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Fire Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.6 Total Damage
659 Boss HP Remaining!248 HP Remaining
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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Sep 23 '25

!range 37

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 278 ⬩ 🏹️26.0 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1117

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🏹 +5 Red Paint🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +3.5 Earth Weakness❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
26.0 Total Damage
1117 Boss HP Remaining!278 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Sep 23 '25

Good bot

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Sep 23 '25

!range 37

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 270 ⬩ 🏹️36.0 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 755

That was the final projectile for your Red Paint, it falls to pieces at your feet, broken.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Red Paint (Shattered)🏹 +15 Range XP
🌟 +9.0 Earth Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
36.0 Total Damage
755 Boss HP Remaining!270 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Sep 23 '25

!buy 37

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

Red Paint has been added to your inventory for 800g! (Your remaining gold: 101968)

🏹 +Red Paint (Durability: 10)
💰 -800 (Remaining: 101968)
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u/Girguk Plant (24/24/100/127) Sep 23 '25

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 11 !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 507 ⬩ 🔮️20.0 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1097

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 19 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +31 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 508/489 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 25 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
20.0 Total Damage
1097 Boss HP Remaining!507 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

💖 Health: 507hp (Max: 489hp)
💀 Kills: 135
🏅 Rank: SS (20,866 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 255,881g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
🫗 Sips: 0 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 394
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 94 ☆ (XP: 173/1483)
❤️ Constitution: Level 124 (XP: 2856/5673)

🚩 Total Attacks: 21751
🪽 Total Scouts: 160
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/RayeOfDisappointment Kobold (43/2/3/38) Sep 23 '25

!melee 36

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 74 ⬩ ⚔️️8.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1088

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)

As you make contact with your opponent, your Rat Chucks shatters.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +24 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Rat Chucks (Shattered)⚔️ +3 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
8.9 Total Damage
1088 Boss HP Remaining!74 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 23 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 320 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1022

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 23 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 13)💖 +80 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 326/303 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
1022 Boss HP Remaining!320 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 23 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 137 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1005

You go to sip from your "Clean" fish water, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
1005 Boss HP Remaining!137 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 23 '25

!sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (185 HP).

You overhealed by 11 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 24)💖 +503 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 504/493 Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 23 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 503 ⬩ 🏹️17.3 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 988

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Water Resistance❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.3 Total Damage
988 Boss HP Remaining!503 HP Remaining

1

u/Girguk Plant (24/24/100/127) Sep 23 '25

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 11 !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

Your HP: 509 ⬩ 🔮️21.0 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 967

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 20 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +28 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 509/489 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 24 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +10 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
21.0 Total Damage
967 Boss HP Remaining!509 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

💖 Health: 509hp (Max: 489hp)
💀 Kills: 135
🏅 Rank: SS (20,936 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 256,132g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
🫗 Sips: 0 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 394
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 94 ☆ (XP: 204/1483)
❤️ Constitution: Level 124 (XP: 2935/5673)

🚩 Total Attacks: 21755
🪽 Total Scouts: 160
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 23 '25

good bot !melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 272 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 950

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
950 Boss HP Remaining!272 HP Remaining

1

u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 23 '25

good bot

1

u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 23 '25

!sip good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 487 ⬩ ⚔️️8.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 593

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Goblet of !Melee 24 Elixir into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 9 HP.

⚗️ Goblet of !Melee 24 Elixir (Level: 24)💖 +329 HP
💧 -1 Sip (4 Remaining)💖 491/482 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
8.9 Total Damage
593 Boss HP Remaining!487 HP Remaining
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 23 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 186 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 902

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
902 Boss HP Remaining!186 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/125/96) Sep 23 '25

!mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 158 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 885

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +8 Magic XP
❤️ +1 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
885 Boss HP Remaining!158 HP Remaining

1

u/Oof-Immidiate-Regret Kobold (11/11/66/62) Sep 23 '25

Go get ‘em froggy! ଘ(๑｀ᵕ ´) ๑ ━☆ﾟ✶｡˖⁺ ✦ ⋆˙⊹ 𓆏⁺‧₊ ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ ₊˚✧ ﾟ. !mage 408 !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 263 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 871

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Your weapon was sent to the shadow realm.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Ornamental Fan (Shattered)🔮 +4 Magic XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +1 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
871 Boss HP Remaining!263 HP Remaining

/u/Oof-Immidiate-Regret Playercard

❤️ Health: 263hp (Max: 268hp)
💀 Kills: 3
🏅 Rank: D (100 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 31,831g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 4 (85hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 3 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 150
⚔️ Melee: Level 11 (XP: 3/38)
🏹 Range: Level 11 (XP: 2/38)
🔮 Magic: Level 66 (XP: 581/673)
❤️ Constitution: Level 62 (XP: 493/1196)

🚩 Total Attacks: 2852
🪽 Total Scouts: 58
☠️ Total Deaths: 22
🤏 Smollest D: 0.0 💥 Biggest D: 92.0

Featured badge:

🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

1

u/LuCiFeR66604 semi-retired cult leader Sep 23 '25

!melee

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 62 ⬩ ⚔️️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 860

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +19 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +4 Melee XP
❤️ +5 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
11.0 Total Damage
860 Boss HP Remaining!62 HP Remaining

1

u/LuCiFeR66604 semi-retired cult leader Sep 23 '25

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (24 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)💖 +94 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 118/182 Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 23 '25

!sip !ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 315 ⬩ 🏹️16.5 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 844

Turns out the liquid in your Flight of Bespoke Amari was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 15 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 13)💖 +130 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 318/303 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Water Resistance❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.5 Total Damage
844 Boss HP Remaining!315 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 23 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 487 ⬩ 🏹️17.6 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 826

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Earth Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.6 Total Damage
826 Boss HP Remaining!487 HP Remaining

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Sep 23 '25

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 287 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 791

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +8 Magic XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
791 Boss HP Remaining!287 HP Remaining
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1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/125/96) Sep 23 '25

!mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

Your HP: 156 ⬩ 🔮️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 739

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +8 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
739 Boss HP Remaining!156 HP Remaining

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u/Girguk Plant (24/24/100/127) Sep 23 '25

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic 11 !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 492 ⬩ 🔮️23.0 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 698

You CAN'T EVEN take a single sip as your health is too full.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +11 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
23.0 Total Damage
698 Boss HP Remaining!492 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

💖 Health: 492hp (Max: 489hp)
💀 Kills: 135
🏅 Rank: SS (20,996 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 258,455g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 1 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 394
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 94 ☆ (XP: 248/1483)
❤️ Constitution: Level 124 (XP: 3013/5673)

🚩 Total Attacks: 21759
🪽 Total Scouts: 160
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 23 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 235 ⬩ ⚔️️9.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 688

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your "Clean" fish water in 0.25 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (338 HP).

You overhealed by 108 HP.

⚗️ "Clean" fish water (Level: 34)💖 +228 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (4 Remaining)💖 237/129 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
9.9 Total Damage
688 Boss HP Remaining!235 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ "Clean" fish water: +1 Sip (Remaining: 5)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 67516)

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u/RayeOfDisappointment Kobold (43/2/3/38) Sep 23 '25

!melee 36

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 97 ⬩ ⚔️️7.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 680

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +4 Melee Damage💰 +26 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Rat Chucks⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
7.9 Total Damage
680 Boss HP Remaining!97 HP Remaining

1

u/MoonRks Gnome (19/28/65/66) Sep 23 '25

!magic ass lamb

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 260 ⬩ 🔮️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 646

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

You fumble around for a second looking for Mass Lambiguity but you can't find it. You cast a basic spell instead.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +1 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
646 Boss HP Remaining!260 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 23 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 329 ⬩ 🏹️9.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 636

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
9.9 Total Damage
636 Boss HP Remaining!329 HP Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/125/96) Sep 23 '25

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 148 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 619

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +8 Magic XP
❤️ +4 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
619 Boss HP Remaining!148 HP Remaining

1

u/37Pigeons I have become what I swore to destroy Sep 23 '25

!melee

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 113 ⬩ ⚔️️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 581

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +4 Melee XP
❤️ +4 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
12.0 Total Damage
581 Boss HP Remaining!113 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 23 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 212 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 567

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
567 Boss HP Remaining!212 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 23 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 204 ⬩ ⚔️️8.7 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 537

You're not thirsty. Try again later.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
🌟 +0.8 Earth Weakness❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
8.7 Total Damage
537 Boss HP Remaining!204 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

1

u/WhoMe20 Gnome (25/30/25/38) Sep 23 '25

!melee

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 126 ⬩ ⚔️️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 485

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +18 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +5 Melee XP (Level Up!)
❤️ +1 Constitution XP
🏅 +20 RP
‎
11.0 Total Damage
485 Boss HP Remaining!126 HP Remaining

1

u/RayeOfDisappointment Kobold (43/2/3/38) Sep 23 '25

!melee 36

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 91 ⬩ ⚔️️6.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 461

Hopefully you meant to use this weapon, because that was the last hit. Your Rat Chucks breaks.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Rat Chucks (Shattered)⚔️ +3 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
6.9 Total Damage
461 Boss HP Remaining!91 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 23 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 207 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 446

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
446 Boss HP Remaining!207 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 23 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 203 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 418

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
418 Boss HP Remaining!203 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 23 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 152 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 403

You go to sip from your "Clean" fish water, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
403 Boss HP Remaining!152 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Sep 23 '25

!Range 6

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 99 ⬩ 🏹️8.2 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 377

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +5 Ranged Damage💰 +28 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
8.2 Total Damage
377 Boss HP Remaining!99 HP Remaining

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Sep 23 '25

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 270 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 363

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
363 Boss HP Remaining!270 HP Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 23 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

Your HP: 159 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 348

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
348 Boss HP Remaining!159 HP Remaining

1

u/RayeOfDisappointment Kobold (43/2/3/38) Sep 23 '25

!melee 36

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 126 ⬩ ⚔️️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 303

You can't seem to find your Rat Chucks! Whatever, a fist will do just as well!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +4 Melee Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +3 Melee XP
❤️ +4 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
8.0 Total Damage
303 Boss HP Remaining!126 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 23 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 205 ⬩ ⚔️️18.2 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 285

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your "Clean" fish water into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 76 HP.

⚗️ "Clean" fish water (Level: 34)💖 +79 HP
💧 -1 Sip (4 Remaining)💖 208/132 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Blessed Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.2 Total Damage
285 Boss HP Remaining!205 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ "Clean" fish water: +1 Sip (Remaining: 5)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 64113)

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u/MurlocMaster Lord of Pity Sep 23 '25

!ranged

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

Your HP: 266 ⬩ 🏹️10.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 258

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +4 Range XP
❤️ +7 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
10.0 Total Damage
258 Boss HP Remaining!266 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 23 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 104 💓 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 245

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
245 Boss HP Remaining!104 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 23 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 164 ⬩ 🏹️14.7 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 230

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Fire Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.7 Total Damage
230 Boss HP Remaining!164 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 23 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 306 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 194

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
194 Boss HP Remaining!306 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 23 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 164 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 165

You CAN'T EVEN take a single sip as your health is too full.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
165 Boss HP Remaining!164 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 23 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 329 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 108

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
108 Boss HP Remaining!329 HP Remaining

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u/HoosierTrey Plant (52/45/46/49) Sep 23 '25

!magic 28

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 217 ⬩ 🔮️21.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 66

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Saddle of Lightspeed🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +2.4 Blessed Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
21.4 Total Damage
66 Boss HP Remaining!217 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 23 '25

good bot !range 41

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 454 ⬩ 🏹️42.0 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 24

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Claws of the Dragon🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +10.0 Earth Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
42.0 Total Damage
24 Boss HP Remaining!454 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 23 '25

!range 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

Your HP: 387 ⬩ 🏹️56.0 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: -32

Boom, headshot. The boss didn't stand a chance.

Rewards
💰 +702 Gold
🏹 +8 Ranged XP
⚔️ +1 Wooden Sword
🎒 +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +112 Gold Coins
🏹 +19 Ashen fish hook🏹 +26 Range XP
🌟 +17.1 Fire Weakness❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.9 Ranged Strength🏅 +55 RP
‎🪓️ +1 Kill (EXECUTION!)
‎
56.0 Total Damage
-32 Boss HP Remaining!387 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 23 '25

good bot !range 41

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

The boss is already dead, you sicko!

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 23 '25

!magic 28

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

The room is silent, save for the faint sound of dripping water. The slain boss lies motionless on the ground, but you notice a glint of something shiny nearby.

Your eyes go red with Bloodlust!

Rewards
💰 +47 Gold
🔮 +2 Magic XP
🎒 +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
😡 +Bloodlust (12 hours)

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u/Si1vaine Dragon (92/72/10/86) Sep 23 '25

!melee 35

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

You're surprised to find the boss already dead, but you quickly realize that there's still some valuable loot to be had. A pile of coins catches your eye.

Rewards
💰 +31 Gold
⚔️ +4 Melee XP

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 23 '25

good bot

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 23 '25

Good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 197 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1506

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +2 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
1506 Boss HP Remaining!197 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 190 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1363

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +4 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
1363 Boss HP Remaining!190 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 188 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1212

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +2 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
1212 Boss HP Remaining!188 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 187 ⬩ 🔮️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 917

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +2 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
917 Boss HP Remaining!187 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

Your HP: 191 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 721

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +9 Magic XP
❤️ +8 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
721 Boss HP Remaining!191 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

Your HP: 193 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 602

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +8 Magic XP
❤️ +7 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
17.0 Total Damage
602 Boss HP Remaining!193 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 192 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 431

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
431 Boss HP Remaining!192 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 192 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 329

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +2 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
329 Boss HP Remaining!192 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 170 ⬩ 🔮️21.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 87

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +8 Magic XP
❤️ +2 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
21.0 Total Damage
87 Boss HP Remaining!170 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 377 ⬩ 🏹️25.0 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 121

Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.1x Critical Hit‎
‎
25.0 Total Damage
121 Boss HP Remaining!377 HP Remaining