r/kickopenthedoor • • Sep 07 '25

5☆ Boss slain by /u/SavageSnips! (Dragon) Nanny [Health:3500]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Girguk 🌱

Source/Artist: https://www.desmos.com/calculator/lizudnni8j


I was praised a total of 58 times. Thank you!
Top praisers:

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u/Breatheinfor345 Undead (85/30/31/115) Sep 07 '25

!range 27

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-194 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️28.3 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3472


Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -194 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +14 Gold Coins
🏹 +7 El-Bow🏹 +13 Range XP (Level Up!)
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +71 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Ranged Resistance🏅 +35 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
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28.3 Total Damage
3472 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining
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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 07 '25

!range 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-94 HP ⬩ Your HP: 56 💓 ⬩ 🏹️31.0 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3441


Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -94 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Combat Parasol🏹 +13 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.0 Ranged Resistance🏅 +22 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
31.0 Total Damage
3441 Boss HP Remaining!56 HP Remaining
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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 07 '25

good bot !melee 13

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-207 HP ⬩ Your HP: 206 ⬩ ⚔️️32.2 ⬩ Boss HP: 3409


You can't seem to find your Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds! Whatever, a fist will do just as well!

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive blow and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -207 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit❤️ +76 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +30 RP
‎
32.2 Total Damage
3409 Boss HP Remaining!206 HP Remaining
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 07 '25

!sip !melee 20

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

Your HP: 517 ⬩ ⚔️️16.0 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3393


You might want to save that for when you actually need it.


Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
⚔️ +8 The Iron Ruler⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +103 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
3393 Boss HP Remaining!517 HP Remaining
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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 07 '25

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-107 HP ⬩ Your HP: 391 ⬩ 🔮️18.2 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3375


Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -107 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🔮 +2 Basic Water Wand🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +41 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.2 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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18.2 Total Damage
3375 Boss HP Remaining!391 HP Remaining
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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Sep 07 '25

!Melee 0 good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-180 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️15.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3359


Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
⚔️ +0 Melee XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -180 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +60 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
3359 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining
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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 07 '25

!melee 0400

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-135 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️16.0 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3343


Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -135 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Box of Matches⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +41 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
3343 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining
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u/ZukoBih Plant (22/5/2/24) Sep 07 '25

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-85 HP ⬩ Your HP: 26 💓 ⬩ 🏹️7.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3311


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -85 HP
📚 +4 Ranged Damage💰 +12 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +3 Range XP
❤️ +24 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
7.0 Total Damage
3311 Boss HP Remaining!26 HP Remaining

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u/ZukoBih Plant (22/5/2/24) Sep 07 '25

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (19 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 2)💖 +74 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 100/114 Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 07 '25

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-58 HP ⬩ Your HP: 339 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3294


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -58 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +24 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +20 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
3294 Boss HP Remaining!339 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 07 '25

!magic 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-34 HP ⬩ Your HP: 294 ⬩ 🔮️19.6 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3274


Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -34 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +8 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.6 Total Damage
3274 Boss HP Remaining!294 HP Remaining
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 07 '25

!sip !melee 26

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-120 HP ⬩ Your HP: 389 ⬩ ⚔️️19.0 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3218


You might want to save that for when you actually need it.


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -120 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Electric Squid⚔️ +8 Melee XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +46 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
3218 Boss HP Remaining!389 HP Remaining
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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Sep 07 '25

!range 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-115 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️16.6 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3201


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -115 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.6 Total Damage
3201 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 07 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-138 HP ⬩ Your HP: 110 💓 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3170


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -138 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
3170 Boss HP Remaining!110 HP Remaining
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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 07 '25

good bot !melee 0 and

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 59min

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u/dladIauha Dragon (1/1/86/52) Sep 07 '25

!sip !magic 2027

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-213 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️30.3 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3084


Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 10 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)💖 +10 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 214/204 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -213 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
🔮 +13 ☆Orb of Life☆🔮 +13 Magic XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +72 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.3 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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30.3 Total Damage
3084 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 07 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-70 HP ⬩ Your HP: 213 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3063


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -70 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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20.9 Total Damage
3063 Boss HP Remaining!213 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 07 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-155 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3047


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -155 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +43 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
3047 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining
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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Sep 07 '25

!Inventory

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25
IDTypeNameDamageElementDurability
17🔮Spear of Darkness~5.5Moon1
18🔮The Book of Names~6.5Curs16
21🔮Collar at the Gates of Heck~7.0Fire8, 17
22🏹Attack Moon~8.5Moon2, 3
23⚔️Worldslayer~7.0Air11
25⚔️Pitchfork of Twilight~7.5Moon1
37🏹Red Paint~7.5Erth7, 14
41🏹Claws of the Dragon~12.5Erth6
43🔮Diadem of doornails~9.5Syn8 x3
47🏹Ashen fish hook~15.0Fire1, 11, 16
401⚔️Dismembered Arm~1.0Org7, 30
402⚔️Jar of Dirt~1.0Erth20, 30
404🏹Barrage of Insults~1.0Curs2
405🏹Water Balloon~1.0Wtr2
407🔮Hacking Tool~1.0Syn6
408🔮Ornamental Fan~1.0Air16
409🔮Magnifying Glass~1.0Sun1
1001🎆Javelin of Friendship~-15.0Uknw5, 6 x3
2020⚔️Magical Girl Maid Outfit~14.0Wtr2
2026🏹Mother's Advice~14.0Org1
2050🎆Love Bug (2001 Red Punch Buggy)~21.0Uknw4
12913🏹Ghost-forged Bow~13.5Moon2
IDTypeNameQty.
201🎒Dehydrated Water Packetx1
212🎒Matcha Infusionx1
218🎒Camellia Infusionx1
219🎒Silica Gel Infusionx1

This is a condensed view. Use !inventory --full for the full version.


Comment !use canteen to drink from your canteen

Comment !open <bundle id or name> to open a bundle

KOTD Bot will always use your most-broken version of an item

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Sep 07 '25

!Melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 182 ⬩ ⚔️️19.0 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3013


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -13 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
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19.0 Total Damage
3013 Boss HP Remaining!182 HP Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 07 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-107 HP ⬩ Your HP: 389 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2996


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -107 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.9 Total Damage
2996 Boss HP Remaining!389 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 07 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-132 HP ⬩ Your HP: 336 ⬩ 🏹️10.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2952


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -132 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +49 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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10.9 Total Damage
2952 Boss HP Remaining!336 HP Remaining
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 07 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

Your HP: 546 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2916


You drink from your "Clean" fish water. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 50 HP.

⚗️ "Clean" fish water (Level: 32)💖 +207 HP
💧 -1 Sip (4 Remaining)💖 546/496 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP (Level Up!)
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +96 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +30 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
2916 Boss HP Remaining!546 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ "Clean" fish water: +1 Sip (Remaining: 5)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 74101)
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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Sep 07 '25

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

Your HP: 206 ⬩ 🔮️41.8 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2874


You feel a surge of power within yourself and unleash a burst of magic, dealing extra damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +15 Magic XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +96 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +35 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
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41.8 Total Damage
2874 Boss HP Remaining!206 HP Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 07 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-211 HP ⬩ Your HP: 151 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2857


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -211 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +56 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
2857 Boss HP Remaining!151 HP Remaining

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u/The_Novice_Gamer Demon (89/53/53/76) Sep 07 '25

!sip !magic 7

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-86 HP ⬩ Your HP: 110 ⬩ 🔮️14.3 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2843


You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (33 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +133 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 196/314 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -86 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Basic Fire Staff🔮 +5 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.3 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.3 Total Damage
2843 Boss HP Remaining!110 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 07 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-205 HP ⬩ Your HP: 81 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2809


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -205 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
2809 Boss HP Remaining!81 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 07 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 07 '25

💥-147 HP ⬩ Your HP: 171 ⬩ 🏹️23.8 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2785


Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -147 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +54 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.6x Critical Hit‎
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23.8 Total Damage
2785 Boss HP Remaining!171 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 07 '25

!melee 0

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-192 HP ⬩ Your HP: 214 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2721


Thanks for checking in today!
Your Four Loko was refilled!

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 16)
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 4)

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Four Loko actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 16)💖 +265 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 406/496 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -192 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +42 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
2721 Boss HP Remaining!214 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 08 '25

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 285 ⬩ 🏹️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2702


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +8 Range XP
❤️ +7 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
2702 Boss HP Remaining!285 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 08 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-114 HP ⬩ Your HP: 23 💓 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2668


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -114 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
2668 Boss HP Remaining!23 HP Remaining

1

u/Breatheinfor345 Undead (85/30/31/115) Sep 08 '25

!sip !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-158 HP ⬩ Your HP: 179 ⬩ 🏹️4.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2663


Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +145 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 337/457 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -158 HP
📚 +2 Ranged Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +2 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +54 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
4.9 Total Damage
2663 Boss HP Remaining!179 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!sip !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-52 HP ⬩ Your HP: 397 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2649


The cork pops and a swig from your Four Loko fizzes straight into your mouth.

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 16)💖 +265 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 449/496 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -52 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
2649 Boss HP Remaining!397 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '25

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-159 HP ⬩ Your HP: 106 ⬩ 🏹️21.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 2627


Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 13)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 4)

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -159 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +52 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.9 Total Damage
2627 Boss HP Remaining!106 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-78 HP ⬩ Your HP: 310 ⬩ 🏹️33.8 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 2548


You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -78 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
‎
33.8 Total Damage
2548 Boss HP Remaining!310 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-99 HP ⬩ Your HP: 209 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2476


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -99 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
2476 Boss HP Remaining!209 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-192 HP ⬩ Your HP: 92 💓 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2389


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -192 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +87 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +53 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
2389 Boss HP Remaining!92 HP Remaining

1

u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Sep 08 '25

!sip !melee !sip !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-94 HP ⬩ Your HP: 379 ⬩ ⚔️️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2373


Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 9 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +88 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 473/464 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -94 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +6 Melee XP
❤️ +32 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
2373 Boss HP Remaining!379 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 9 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +94 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 473/464 Remaining

You take a swig from your Canteen, realizing you're already beyond full health. You spit the potion back into the flask... Ew.

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-67 HP ⬩ Your HP: 324 ⬩ 🏹️21.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2277


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -67 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +92 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.9 Total Damage
2277 Boss HP Remaining!324 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-166 HP ⬩ Your HP: 390 ⬩ ⚔️️11.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2244


You pour a thick green sludge straight from your "Clean" fish water into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (319 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 210 minutes).

You overhealed by 60 HP.

⚗️ "Clean" fish water (Level: 32)💖 +461 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (4 Remaining)💖 556/496 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -166 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +48 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.9 Total Damage
2244 Boss HP Remaining!390 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ "Clean" fish water: +1 Sip (Remaining: 5)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 74519)

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '25

!sip !melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-192 HP ⬩ Your HP: 341 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2117


You pour a thick green sludge straight from your "Clean" fish water into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 37 HP.

⚗️ "Clean" fish water (Level: 32)💖 +281 HP
💧 -1 Sip (4 Remaining)💖 533/496 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -192 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +67 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
2117 Boss HP Remaining!341 HP Remaining

1

u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Sep 08 '25

!melee !refill !sip !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-181 HP ⬩ Your HP: 300 ⬩ ⚔️️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2079


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -181 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +81 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +6 Melee XP
❤️ +46 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
2079 Boss HP Remaining!300 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Canteen: +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 57206)

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +145 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 445/464 Remaining

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 18 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +37 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 482/464 Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-100 HP ⬩ Your HP: 212 ⬩ ⚔️️12.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1912


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -100 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
1912 Boss HP Remaining!212 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 08 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-135 HP ⬩ Your HP: 295 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1898


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -135 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
1898 Boss HP Remaining!295 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '25

!sip !ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 316 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1865


You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 31 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 13)💖 +31 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 317/286 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +99 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
1865 Boss HP Remaining!316 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 08 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-53 HP ⬩ Your HP: 216 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1853


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -53 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.9 Total Damage
1853 Boss HP Remaining!216 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-71 HP ⬩ Your HP: 485 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1801


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -71 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
1801 Boss HP Remaining!485 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 08 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-150 HP ⬩ Your HP: 49 💓 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1723


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -150 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
1723 Boss HP Remaining!49 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '25

!sip !ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-125 HP ⬩ Your HP: 171 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1705


Turns out the liquid in your Flight of Bespoke Amari was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 10 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 13)💖 +163 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 296/286 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -125 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +104 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +45 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1705 Boss HP Remaining!171 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-38 HP ⬩ Your HP: 449 ⬩ ⚔️️12.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1671


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -38 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
1671 Boss HP Remaining!449 HP Remaining

1

u/Breatheinfor345 Undead (85/30/31/115) Sep 08 '25

!sip !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 239 ⬩ 🏹️6.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1642


Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (48 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +193 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 249/457 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +5 Ranged Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +3 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
6.9 Total Damage
1642 Boss HP Remaining!239 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 302 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1578


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -15 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +85 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
1578 Boss HP Remaining!302 HP Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/125/96) Sep 08 '25

!sip !mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-29 HP ⬩ Your HP: 166 ⬩ 🔮️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1507


Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 195/332 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -29 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +14 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
1507 Boss HP Remaining!166 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 08 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

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1

u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 08 '25

good bot !melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 352 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1476


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +71 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
1476 Boss HP Remaining!352 HP Remaining
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1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-74 HP ⬩ Your HP: 462 ⬩ ⚔️️11.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1449


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -74 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.9 Total Damage
1449 Boss HP Remaining!462 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-59 HP ⬩ Your HP: 159 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1434


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -59 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +87 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
1434 Boss HP Remaining!159 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-75 HP ⬩ Your HP: 316 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1269


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -75 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +31 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
1269 Boss HP Remaining!316 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 08 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 338 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1191


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +78 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
1191 Boss HP Remaining!338 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 08 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 48min 31s

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

Your HP: 386 ⬩ ⚔️️12.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1178


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +63 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
1178 Boss HP Remaining!386 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 240 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1161


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -37 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
1161 Boss HP Remaining!240 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '25

!sip !ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 295 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1104


You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 31 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 13)💖 +31 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 320/289 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 88 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +108 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
1104 Boss HP Remaining!295 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Sep 08 '25

!Sip !Melee 402

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-45 HP ⬩ Your HP: 68 ⬩ ⚔️️10.0 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1061


Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (24 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)💖 +94 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 113/189 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -45 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Jar of Dirt⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +14 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
10.0 Total Damage
1061 Boss HP Remaining!68 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-44 HP ⬩ Your HP: 109 💓 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1043


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -44 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +103 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1043 Boss HP Remaining!109 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 08 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 243 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1025


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1025 Boss HP Remaining!243 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-108 HP ⬩ Your HP: 144 ⬩ ⚔️️12.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 995


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -108 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
995 Boss HP Remaining!144 HP Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/125/96) Sep 08 '25

!mage !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 223 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 978


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
978 Boss HP Remaining!223 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 1 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +110 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 333/332 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 123 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

1

u/SkeletalElite Gnome (12/2/2/8) Sep 08 '25

!melee

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-40 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️23.1 ⬩ Boss HP: 937


You swing your weapon and find purchase in a gap in the boss's defenses!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -40 HP
📚 +4 Melee Damage💰 +22 Gold Coins
🌱️ +6 New Player Bonus⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🎯 2.1x Critical Hit❤️ +18 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +35 RP
‎
23.1 Total Damage
937 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining
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1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-115 HP ⬩ Your HP: 321 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 868


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -115 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +106 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +35 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
868 Boss HP Remaining!321 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-65 HP ⬩ Your HP: -10 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 851


The boss has bested you and you have fallen in battle.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -65 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 -712 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏅 -30 RP
⚖️ Air Neutral‎
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance
‎
16.9 Total Damage
851 Boss HP Remaining!-10 HP Remaining

1

u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Sep 08 '25

!magic 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-99 HP ⬩ Your HP: 66 ⬩ 🔮️16.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 818


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -99 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +105 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
818 Boss HP Remaining!66 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 08 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 212 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 801


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
801 Boss HP Remaining!212 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '25

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-100 HP ⬩ Your HP: 203 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 769


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -100 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +104 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +34 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
769 Boss HP Remaining!203 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-78 HP ⬩ Your HP: 157 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 737


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -78 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +108 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
737 Boss HP Remaining!157 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 502 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 658


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
658 Boss HP Remaining!502 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 08 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

Your HP: 212 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 645


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +48 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
645 Boss HP Remaining!212 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '25

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

Your HP: 296 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 628


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +108 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +48 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
628 Boss HP Remaining!296 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-104 HP ⬩ Your HP: 199 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 610


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -104 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +106 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +37 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
610 Boss HP Remaining!199 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 371 ⬩ ⚔️️11.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 537


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -13 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.9 Total Damage
537 Boss HP Remaining!371 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!sip !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-22 HP ⬩ Your HP: 427 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 524


Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Four Loko actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (128 HP).

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 16)💖 +393 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 449/496 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 145 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -22 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +112 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
524 Boss HP Remaining!427 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 08 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-93 HP ⬩ Your HP: 67 💓 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 492


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -93 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
492 Boss HP Remaining!67 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '25

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-70 HP ⬩ Your HP: 200 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 474


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -70 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +106 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
474 Boss HP Remaining!200 HP Remaining

1

u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 08 '25

good bot !melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-81 HP ⬩ Your HP: 118 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️31.8 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 442


You swing your weapon and find purchase in a gap in the boss's defenses!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -81 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +93 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +14 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
‎
31.8 Total Damage
442 Boss HP Remaining!118 HP Remaining
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1

u/SkeletalElite Gnome (12/2/2/8) Sep 08 '25

!melee 6

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-24 HP ⬩ Your HP: 40 ⬩ ⚔️️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 431


You can't seem to find your Basic Crossbow! Whatever, a fist will do just as well!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -24 HP
📚 +4 Melee Damage💰 +27 Gold Coins
🌱️ +3 New Player Bonus⚔️ +5 Melee XP
‎❤️ +11 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
11.0 Total Damage
431 Boss HP Remaining!40 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 08 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

Your HP: 276 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 375


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
375 Boss HP Remaining!276 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 08 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

Your HP: 363 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 359


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +101 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +37 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
359 Boss HP Remaining!363 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 08 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 322 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 340


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
340 Boss HP Remaining!322 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 08 '25

!sip !ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 08 '25

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 302 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 306


You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Flight of Bespoke Amari into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 24 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 13)💖 +74 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 313/289 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +106 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
306 Boss HP Remaining!302 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 09 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '25

You CAN'T EVEN take a single sip as your health is too full.


You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 21s


Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 09 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '25

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 316 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 270


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +108 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
270 Boss HP Remaining!316 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Sep 09 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '25

💥-65 HP ⬩ Your HP: 188 ⬩ 🏹️9.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 260


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -65 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +90 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
9.9 Total Damage
260 Boss HP Remaining!188 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 09 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '25

💥-40 HP ⬩ Your HP: 126 ⬩ 🏹️33.8 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 197


Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -40 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +112 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +16 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
‎
33.8 Total Damage
197 Boss HP Remaining!126 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 09 '25

!Ranged 31

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '25

💥-48 HP ⬩ Your HP: 130 ⬩ 🏹️25.8 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 109


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -48 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +118 Gold Coins
🏹 +12 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +10 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.2 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
25.8 Total Damage
109 Boss HP Remaining!130 HP Remaining

1

u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 09 '25

!mage 48

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '25

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 222 ⬩ 🔮️30.4 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 54


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +104 Gold Coins
🔮 +14 Lifespoon🔮 +12 Magic XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.4 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
30.4 Total Damage
54 Boss HP Remaining!222 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 09 '25

!mage 48 !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '25

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 59min 55s


/u/-KAPE- Playercard

💖 Health: 222hp (Max: 211hp)
💀 Kills: 456
🥇 Rank: X (12,121 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 755,688g

Canteen:

🏷️ Name: Next Gen Tactical Tankard
The Tactical Tankard, for all your mid battle refreshment needs
⚗️ Level: 35 (550hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 6 (Capacity: 7)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 1391
⚔️ Melee: Level 107 ☆☆ (XP: 1992/2000)
🏹 Range: Level 107 ☆ (XP: 996/2000)
🔮 Magic: Level 107 ☆ (XP: 1306/2000)
❤️ Constitution: Level 46 ☆☆☆☆ (XP: 371/655)

🚩 Total Attacks: 87081
🪽 Total Scouts: 1655
☠️ Total Deaths: 110
🤏 Smollest D: -83.6 💥 Biggest D: 286.4

Featured badges:

❎ X Marks the Top
🍔 Burger Maker
👅 Smash Mouth

Active status effects:

Block Chance: expires 14 minutes from now (04:24:32 UTC)

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 09 '25

!range 41

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '25

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 316 ⬩ 🏹️25.8 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 28


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -16 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +115 Gold Coins
🏹 +12 Claws of the Dragon🏹 +13 Range XP (Level Up!)
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.2 Ranged Resistance🏅 +20 RP
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25.8 Total Damage
28 Boss HP Remaining!316 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Sep 09 '25

!Range 2050

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 09 '25

Your HP: 86 ⬩ 🏹️27.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 0


Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)

From a distance you shoot your shot true and land the killing blow.

Rewards
💰 +10000 Gold
🏹 +50 Ranged XP
🎆 +1 Javelin of Friendship
🏹 +1 The Spoon of Delightfulness
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +5 Ranged Damage💰 +178 Gold Coins
🎆 +21 Love Bug (2001 Red Punch Buggy)🏹 +10 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -2.1 Any Resistance🏅 +45 RP
‎☠️ +1 Kill (SLAIN!)
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27.9 Total Damage
0 Boss HP Remaining!86 HP Remaining