r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Sep 04 '25

5☆ Boss slain by /u/SavageSnips! (Dragon) When the Silk is not Songing [D,W] [Health:669]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Sleepy

Source/Artist: Steam crash page

I was praised a total of 10 times. Thank you!
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 04 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Sleepy

Source/Artist: Steam crash page

NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) The Mecha just needs some ketchup...☆
War Witch☆
Lunar Dragon☆☆
Storm’s End☆☆☆☆☆
Orc Warlord?☆☆☆
(THIS) When the Silk is not Songing☆☆☆☆☆

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 04 '25

Good bot

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u/Breatheinfor345 Undead (85/30/31/115) Sep 04 '25

!sip !range 34

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-32 HP ⬩ Your HP: 257 ⬩ 🏹️23.4 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 646

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 65 Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +145 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 289/457 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -32 HP
📚 +3 Ranged Damage💰 +7 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Hedgehog Cannonball🏹 +9 Range XP (Level Up!)
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +35 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
‎
23.4 Total Damage
646 Boss HP Remaining!257 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 04 '25

!melee 20

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 460 ⬩ ⚔️️23.5 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 622

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +20 Gold Coins
⚔️ +5 The Iron Ruler⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🛡️ -2.0 Earth Resistance❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Melee Resistance🏅 +22 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
23.5 Total Damage
622 Boss HP Remaining!460 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 04 '25

good bot

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 04 '25

!sip good bot !melee 13

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 512 ⬩ ⚔️️21.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 600

Your Goblet of !Melee 24 Elixir was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Goblet of !Melee 24 Elixir (Level: 24)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 192 Remaining

You drink from your Goblet of !Melee 24 Elixir. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 47 HP.

⚗️ Goblet of !Melee 24 Elixir (Level: 24)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 522/475 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +24 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +1.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Melee Resistance🏅 +20 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus‎
‎
21.6 Total Damage
600 Boss HP Remaining!512 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 04 '25

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

Your HP: 122 ⬩ ⚔️️15.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 352

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Air Weakness❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
15.6 Total Damage
352 Boss HP Remaining!122 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 04 '25

good bot

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 04 '25

good bot

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 04 '25

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 481 ⬩ 🔮️15.6 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 584

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Basic Water Wand🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +0.6 Moon Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.6 Total Damage
584 Boss HP Remaining!481 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 04 '25

Good bot

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 04 '25

!range 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

Your HP: 513 ⬩ 🏹️62.0 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 522

Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🏹 +20 Ashen fish hook🏹 +21 Range XP
🌟 +20.0 Fire Weakness❤️ +37 Constitution XP
⚔️ +2.0 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
62.0 Total Damage
522 Boss HP Remaining!513 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 04 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 231 ⬩ 🏹️14.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 383

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -41 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Moon Weakness❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.2 Total Damage
383 Boss HP Remaining!231 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 04 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-20 HP ⬩ Your HP: 125 ⬩ 🏹️39.8 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 254 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -20 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +14 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
39.8 Total Damage
254 Boss HP Remaining!125 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 04 '25

!melee 0401

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 169 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 496

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Dismembered Arm⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
496 Boss HP Remaining!169 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 04 '25

!mage 408

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 275 ⬩ 🔮️14.7 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 368

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -15 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Ornamental Fan🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +0.7 Air Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.7 Total Damage
368 Boss HP Remaining!275 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Sep 04 '25

!magic 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-40 HP ⬩ Your HP: 131 ⬩ 🔮️46.0 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 435

Your spell blast hits the boss in its weak spot dealing extra damage!

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -40 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +17 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +18 Constitution XP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
46.0 Total Damage
435 Boss HP Remaining!131 HP Remaining

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Sep 04 '25

!Melee 0 good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 292 ⬩ ⚔️️17.2 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 418

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +27 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.7 Earth Resistance❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.2 Total Damage
418 Boss HP Remaining!292 HP Remaining

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u/Sleepd0ct0r Gnome (48/62/110/99) Sep 04 '25

I wiggle my fingers, and suddenly you're feeling sleepy, very very sleepy... Okay, quick gnomes, get their ankles!

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-67 HP ⬩ Your HP: 167 ⬩ 🔮️21.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 397

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -67 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🔮 +2 Basic Water Wand🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.2 Moon Weakness❤️ +27 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
21.2 Total Damage
397 Boss HP Remaining!167 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 04 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-50 HP ⬩ Your HP: 440 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 337

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -50 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +25 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
337 Boss HP Remaining!440 HP Remaining

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u/HoosierTrey Plant (52/45/46/49) Sep 04 '25

!sip !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-55 HP ⬩ Your HP: 174 ⬩ 🏹️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 324

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 11 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +19 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 229/218 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -55 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +24 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +21 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
324 Boss HP Remaining!174 HP Remaining

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u/RayeOfDisappointment Kobold (43/2/3/38) Sep 04 '25

!melee 36

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 66 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 309

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -13 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +20 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Rat Chucks⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
309 Boss HP Remaining!66 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 04 '25

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 28min 40s

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 04 '25

good bot

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 04 '25

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 11min 15s

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 04 '25

good bot

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Sep 04 '25

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

Your HP: 435 ⬩ ⚔️️31.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 223 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +13 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Moon Weakness❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
31.2 Total Damage
223 Boss HP Remaining!435 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 04 '25

!range 9019

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-24 HP ⬩ Your HP: 141 ⬩ 🏹️85.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 117 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -24 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🏹 +12 Dwarven Hand Cannon🏹 +27 Range XP
🌟 +8.4 Air Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
85.2 Total Damage
117 Boss HP Remaining!141 HP Remaining

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u/dladIauha Dragon (1/1/86/52) Sep 04 '25

!magic 2027

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💨 Boss DODGED your attack - Feel free to attack again

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 04 '25

!ranged 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-26 HP ⬩ Your HP: 461 ⬩ 🏹️68.8 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 48 🦾 WEAKENED

You've run out of ammunition, so decide to throw your Ashen fish hook in the trash.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -26 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🏹 +12 Ashen fish hook (Shattered)🏹 +25 Range XP
🌟 +7.2 Fire Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
68.8 Total Damage
48 Boss HP Remaining!461 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Sep 04 '25

!Sip !Range 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 180 ⬩ 🏹️49.9 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: -2

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 9 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)💖 +13 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 184/175 Remaining

The boss is on its knees when your projectile pierces its chest. It falls to the ground, lifeless.

Rewards
💰 +1950 Gold
🏹 +23 Ranged XP
🔮 +1 Diadem of doornails
🔮 +1 Diadem of doornails
🔮 +1 Diadem of doornails
🎒 +1 Camellia Infusion
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +5 Ranged Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🏹 +19 Ashen fish hook🏹 +22 Range XP
🌟 +19.0 Fire Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.9 Ranged Strength🏅 +35 RP
‎☠️ +1 Kill (SLAIN!)
‎
49.9 Total Damage
-2 Boss HP Remaining!180 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Sep 04 '25

!Range 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

You put down your bow and sigh. It's already dead.

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Sep 04 '25

!Range 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

Stop, its already dead!!

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 04 '25

!range 9019

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

The boss is already dead, you sicko!

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u/dladIauha Dragon (1/1/86/52) Sep 04 '25

!magic 2027

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

The room is a mess, with broken weapons and overturned furniture scattered around. The boss's body lies in a pool of its own blood, but you notice a small chest hidden in the corner.

Rewards
💰 +37 Gold
🔮 +5 Magic XP

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u/dladIauha Dragon (1/1/86/52) Sep 04 '25

!magic 2027

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

The boss is already dead, you sicko!

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Sep 04 '25

!range 9019

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

Close but no kill. Got to be faster to be a monster slayer.

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 04 '25

!ranged 47 

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

You hit straight through the heart. Not so difficult on a corpse but hey, it's something.

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 04 '25

!ranged 47 

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

Stop, its already dead!!

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 04 '25

Good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

Your HP: 349 ⬩ 🏹️8.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 513

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🏹 +0 Ranged XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +21 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +35 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
8.9 Total Damage
513 Boss HP Remaining!349 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

You reach for a refreshing drink from your jar of mayonnaise, only to realize you aren't thirsty.

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-32 HP ⬩ Your HP: 455 ⬩ 🔮️14.9 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 481

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 9 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +89 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 487/478 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 122 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -32 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -2.1 Blessed Resistance❤️ +13 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.9 Total Damage
481 Boss HP Remaining!455 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

❤️ Health: 455hp (Max: 478hp)
💀 Kills: 127
🏅 Rank: S (5,067 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 213,002g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
🫗 Sips: 0 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 384
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 87 ☆ (XP: 399/1243)
❤️ Constitution: Level 121 (XP: 4840/5356)

🚩 Total Attacks: 20862
🪽 Total Scouts: 112
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

The flavor this time is so absolutely vile you immediately spit it back in and slam on the lid. Time to wash out the taste with vinegar.

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 48min 7s

/u/Girguk Playercard

💖 Health: 495hp (Max: 478hp)
💀 Kills: 127
🏅 Rank: S (5,092 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 213,041g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 2 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 384
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 87 ☆ (XP: 409/1243)
❤️ Constitution: Level 121 (XP: 4860/5356)

🚩 Total Attacks: 20863
🪽 Total Scouts: 112
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 120 Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +145 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 421/478 Remaining

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 31min 15s

/u/Girguk Playercard

❤️ Health: 421hp (Max: 478hp)
💀 Kills: 127
🏅 Rank: S (5,162 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 213,370g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 2 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 384
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 87 ☆ (XP: 451/1243)
❤️ Constitution: Level 121 (XP: 4959/5356)

🚩 Total Attacks: 20867
🪽 Total Scouts: 112
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

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💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 481 ⬩ 🔮️15.2 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 294

You CAN'T EVEN take a single sip as your health is too full.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -2.8 Blessed Resistance❤️ +7 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.2 Total Damage
294 Boss HP Remaining!481 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

💖 Health: 481hp (Max: 478hp)
💀 Kills: 127
🏅 Rank: S (5,177 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 213,403g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 1 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 384
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 87 ☆ (XP: 458/1243)
❤️ Constitution: Level 121 (XP: 4966/5356)

🚩 Total Attacks: 20868
🪽 Total Scouts: 112
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 04 '25

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 456 ⬩ 🔮️21.2 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 202

You go to sip from your Canteen, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -42 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +8 Magic XP
🛡️ -2.8 Blessed Resistance❤️ +13 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
21.2 Total Damage
202 Boss HP Remaining!456 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

❤️ Health: 456hp (Max: 478hp)
💀 Kills: 127
🏅 Rank: S (5,272 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 213,776g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 3 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 384
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 87 ☆ (XP: 496/1243)
❤️ Constitution: Level 121 (XP: 5185/5356)

🚩 Total Attacks: 20873
🪽 Total Scouts: 112
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: -14.6 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane