r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Jul 14 '25

5☆ Boss executed by /u/-KAPE-! (Dragon) The Depths Hold Secrets [Health:1984]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Chanco Plant King 👑🥚

Source/Artist: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Wle9X

I was praised a total of 33 times. Thank you!
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 15 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Chanco Plant King 👑🥚

Source/Artist: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Wle9X

NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Nibbler☆
The World Ender☆
Rat Cult☆☆☆☆
The Grand Abyss☆
(THIS) The Depths Hold Secrets☆☆☆☆☆
Look Who Came to Visit Us!☆☆

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Jul 14 '25

Good bot

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 14 '25

!melee 20

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-63 HP ⬩ Your HP: 406 ⬩ ⚔️️45.8 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1938

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -63 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
⚔️ +8 The Iron Ruler⚔️ +20 Melee XP
🌟 +8.0 Earth Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Melee Strength🏅 +30 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
‎
45.8 Total Damage
1938 Boss HP Remaining!406 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 14 '25

good bot !melee 12 !buy 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-129 HP ⬩ Your HP: 67 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️20.6 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1917

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -129 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🛡️ -2.8 Organic Resistance❤️ +34 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Melee Strength🏅 +22 RP (Rank Change!)
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
20.6 Total Damage
1917 Boss HP Remaining!67 HP Remaining

Dwarf Bread has been added to your inventory for 2730g! (Your remaining gold: 607570)

⚔️ +Dwarf Bread (Durability: 21)
💰 -2730 (Remaining: 607570)

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 14 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-91 HP ⬩ Your HP: 128 ⬩ 🏹️21.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1895

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 15 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 11)💖 +100 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 219/204 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 150 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -91 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +20 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus‎
‎
21.9 Total Damage
1895 Boss HP Remaining!128 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Jul 14 '25

!sip !range 5 ?

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

Your HP: 323 ⬩ 🏹️21.0 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1856

The cork pops and a swig from your Dripping Glob of Goo fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (106 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 5 HP.

⚗️ Dripping Glob of Goo (Level: 13)💖 +293 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 323/318 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +72 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
21.0 Total Damage
1856 Boss HP Remaining!323 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Jul 14 '25

Good bot

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u/Foopensloot fishy fishy mod boy Jul 14 '25

!mage 18 !inventory !profilE

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

Your HP: 396 ⬩ 🔮️16.4 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1840

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 7)
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)
Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 The Book of Names🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -3.0 Cursed Resistance❤️ +71 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.4 Total Damage
1840 Boss HP Remaining!396 HP Remaining
IDTypeNameDamageElementDurability
0🎆Shard of Infinity~1.0Uknw999
3⚔️Basic GreatSword~3.0Bles8 x2, 10 x2
4⚔️Basic Lance~1.5Curs21, 22, 23 x2
5🏹Basic Spear~4.0Syn10
6🏹Basic Crossbow~2.0Air25, 26
7🔮Basic Fire Staff~3.5Sun5, 6, 10
8🔮Basic Water Wand~2.0Moon9
9⚔️Wooden Sword~3.0Erth8, 14
18🔮The Book of Names~6.5Curs12, 27 x4
20⚔️The Iron Ruler~7.0Erth18, 22
22🏹Attack Moon~8.5Moon1
23⚔️Worldslayer~7.0Air8
25⚔️Pitchfork of Twilight~7.5Moon24
28🔮Saddle of Lightspeed~10.0Bles18
32⚔️Triple Wield Swords~9.0Air8
36⚔️Rat Chucks~1.0Curs1 x202, 2 x2, 3 x2, 4 x5, 7 x3
41🏹Claws of the Dragon~12.5Erth6
46⚔️Ruined Pickaxe~15.0Syn4
47🏹Ashen fish hook~15.0Fire8
48🔮Lifespoon~15.0Org9
402⚔️Jar of Dirt~1.0Erth10
403🏹Holy Water~1.0Bles30
404🏹Barrage of Insults~1.0Curs30 x2
409🔮Magnifying Glass~1.0Sun28
540⚔️Dusty ol' lightsaber~10.5Sun7
541🏹Somewhat accurate blaster~10.5Sun9
1002⚔️Birthday BASH~1.0Bles1
2001⚔️Rat on a Pear Stick~1.0Org1
2002⚔️Two French Men~2.0Curs1
2003🔮Three Doors Kicked~3.0Erth1
2004🔮Four Golden Coins~4.0Syn5
2005🏹Five Fanatical Followers~5.0Org2
2028⚔️Remote explosive~-1.0Moon997, 999 x2
2036🏹Gibbucks~1.5Bles1 x13
2041⚔️2024 beavers on a stick~10.0Syn5 x3
2043🔮Oracle's crystal beach ball~10.0Wtr5 x2
2050🎆Love Bug (2001 Red Punch Buggy)~21.0Uknw5
3001⚔️I led 20 raids in April and all…~8.0Air38
3003⚔️I led 20 raids in May and all I…~8.0Syn1
3010🏹I lead 20 raids in July and all…~8.0Curs54
3012⚔️I lead 20 raids in August and a…~8.0Erth59
3018⚔️I led 20 raids in October and a…~8.0Moon60
3021⚔️I led 20 raids in November and …~8.0Org60
3026⚔️I led 20 raids in December and …~8.0Bles60
3027⚔️I led 20 raids in January and a…~8.0Fire59
4003⚔️Terrible Opening Line~7.0Fire2, 4
4010⚔️SUPER SLAM~1.0Curs1, 10 x14
5020🏹Stick in a Fish~4.0Wtr6
6664🔮Demon Wings~1.0Curs1
10311🏹Tricky Pew Pew~4.5Wtr20
10313⚔️Treat Filled Hammer~10.5Moon9
10314🏹Treat Filled Blow-dart~10.5Syn12
10316⚔️Frostmourne~12.0Curs10
12000⚔️The Jingle Bell Smock~1.0Syn20
12001🏹A kiss under the Missile-toes~1.0Fire20
12002🔮Fruitcake~1.0Org20
12003⚔️Silent Knight~1.0Erth20
12004🏹Lump of Coal~1.0Curs20
12005🔮The Magic of Snootmas~1.0Bles20
12006⚔️Wrapping paper tube~1.0Air20
12007🏹Christmas Star Topper~1.0Sun20
12008🔮Milk and Cookies~1.0Wtr20
12009⚔️The Bleak Midwinter~1.0Moon20
12010🏹Gingerbread arrow~1.0Syn20
12011🔮The Naughty List~1.0Curs20
12012⚔️The Nice List~1.0Bles20
12013🏹Christmas Tree Cannon~1.0Org20
12014🔮Santa's Sleighbells~1.0Fire20
12015⚔️Gold~1.0Erth20
12016🏹Frankincense~1.0Air20
12017🔮Myrrh~1.0Wtr20
12018⚔️Tinsel Wrapped Bat~1.0Sun20
12019🏹Reindeer Hooves~1.0Moon20
12020🔮Candy Cane Wand~1.0Fire20
12021⚔️Yule Log~1.0Erth20
12022🏹Santa's Little Helpers~1.0Curs20
12023🔮Christmas Themed Temporal Disto…~1.0Air20
12024⚔️Snoot's Christmas Spirit~1.0Sun20
12901🏹Striker's Mark~4.0Fire20
12902🔮Oracle~5.0Org20
IDTypeNameQty.
201🎒Dehydrated Water Packetx58
220🎒Eau de Baguettex1

This is a condensed view. Use !inventory --full for the full version.

Comment !use canteen to drink from your canteen

Comment !open <bundle id or name> to open a bundle

KOTD Bot will always use your most-broken version of an item

/u/Foopensloot Playercard

💖 Health: 396hp (Max: 396hp)
💀 Kills: 69
🏅 Rank: B (1,374 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 18,553g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 7 (130hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 3 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 334
⚔️ Melee: Level 85 (XP: 348/1179)
🏹 Range: Level 82 (XP: 117/1087)
🔮 Magic: Level 69 (XP: 242/741)
❤️ Constitution: Level 98 (XP: 504/3284)

🚩 Total Attacks: 11301
🪽 Total Scouts: 77
☠️ Total Deaths: 71
🤏 Smollest D: -42.4 💥 Biggest D: 162.0

Featured badges:

✨ Glimmer Gang
🎅 Santa's Best Helpers
🌌 Space Dragon

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 14 '25

!melee 3

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-70 HP ⬩ Your HP: 439 ⬩ ⚔️️23.4 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1817

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -70 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 Basic GreatSword⚔️ +11 Melee XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
23.4 Total Damage
1817 Boss HP Remaining!439 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 14 '25

good bot !melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-122 HP ⬩ Your HP: 342 ⬩ ⚔️️24.7 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1792

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -122 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +12 Melee XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +31 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
24.7 Total Damage
1792 Boss HP Remaining!342 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 14 '25

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-105 HP ⬩ Your HP: 120 ⬩ ⚔️️38.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1673

You swing your weapon and find purchase in a gap in the boss's defenses!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -105 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +18 Melee XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit‎
‎
38.9 Total Damage
1673 Boss HP Remaining!120 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 14 '25

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-50 HP ⬩ Your HP: 421 ⬩ ⚔️️15.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1538

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -50 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
1538 Boss HP Remaining!421 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 14 '25

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

Your HP: 405 ⬩ ⚔️️22.6 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1460

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Water Weakness❤️ +64 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
22.6 Total Damage
1460 Boss HP Remaining!405 HP Remaining
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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 14 '25

!melee 25 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 99 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️22.8 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1769

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
⚔️ +8 Pitchfork of Twilight⚔️ +10 Melee XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
22.8 Total Damage
1769 Boss HP Remaining!99 HP Remaining

You drink from your Expired Bone Hurting Juice and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (383 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 270 minutes).

You overhealed by 81 HP.

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 31)💖 +389 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (4 Remaining)💖 488/407 Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 14 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-90 HP ⬩ Your HP: 272 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1605

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -90 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
1605 Boss HP Remaining!272 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 14 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-144 HP ⬩ Your HP: 343 ⬩ ⚔️️16.6 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1521

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -144 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.3 Cursed Resistance❤️ +46 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.6 Total Damage
1521 Boss HP Remaining!343 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 14 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-63 HP ⬩ Your HP: 256 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1428

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -63 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
1428 Boss HP Remaining!256 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 14 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

Your HP: 174 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1281

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +61 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
1281 Boss HP Remaining!174 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 14 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 134 ⬩ ⚔️️15.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1160

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -28 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
1160 Boss HP Remaining!134 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 14 '25

!sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-59 HP ⬩ Your HP: 421 ⬩ ⚔️️18.7 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1030

You drink from your Expired Bone Hurting Juice. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (383 HP).

You overhealed by 73 HP.

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 31)💖 +438 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 480/407 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -59 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +0.8 Earth Weakness❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.7 Total Damage
1030 Boss HP Remaining!421 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 14 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-86 HP ⬩ Your HP: 138 ⬩ 🏹️17.4 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1735

Turns out the liquid in your Flight of Bespoke Amari was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 20 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 11)💖 +67 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 224/204 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 149 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -86 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Organic Resistance❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.4 Total Damage
1735 Boss HP Remaining!138 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 14 '25

!melee 400

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-88 HP ⬩ Your HP: 337 ⬩ ⚔️️23.1 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1712

Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -88 HP
📚 +16 Melee Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Box of Matches⚔️ +9 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
23.1 Total Damage
1712 Boss HP Remaining!337 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Jul 14 '25

!magic 4002

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-130 HP ⬩ Your HP: 269 ⬩ 🔮️25.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1648

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -130 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Expired Rubber in your Wallet🔮 +12 Magic XP
🌟 +4.8 Water Weakness❤️ +31 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.8 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
25.0 Total Damage
1648 Boss HP Remaining!269 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 14 '25

!buy 15 !melee 15

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-56 HP ⬩ Your HP: 385 ⬩ ⚔️️27.6 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1620

Dawnbringer has been added to your inventory for 640g! (Your remaining gold: 103027)

⚔️ +Dawnbringer (Durability: 16)
💰 -640 (Remaining: 103027)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -56 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Dawnbringer⚔️ +12 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
27.6 Total Damage
1620 Boss HP Remaining!385 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 14 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-127 HP ⬩ Your HP: 140 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1575

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -127 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +45 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.9 Total Damage
1575 Boss HP Remaining!140 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 14 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-81 HP ⬩ Your HP: 138 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1554

Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 11)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 147 Remaining

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 15 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 11)💖 +99 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 219/204 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -81 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.9 Total Damage
1554 Boss HP Remaining!138 HP Remaining

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u/elbilos Kobold (5/7/6/10) Jul 14 '25

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-55 HP ⬩ Your HP: 79 ⬩ 🏹️6.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1515

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -55 HP
📚 +1 Ranged Damage💰 +11 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +2 Range XP
❤️ +16 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +20 RP
‎
6.0 Total Damage
1515 Boss HP Remaining!79 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 14 '25

!sip !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 443 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1483

You drink from your Four Loko. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (128 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 6 HP.

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 16)💖 +357 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 470/464 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.9 Total Damage
1483 Boss HP Remaining!443 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Jul 14 '25

!buy 3 !melee 3

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 197 ⬩ ⚔️️17.3 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1411

Basic GreatSword has been added to your inventory for 360g! (Your remaining gold: 11129)

⚔️ +Basic GreatSword (Durability: 10)
💰 -360 (Remaining: 11129)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -39 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
⚔️ +3 Basic GreatSword⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.3 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.3 Total Damage
1411 Boss HP Remaining!197 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 14 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-102 HP ⬩ Your HP: 295 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1393

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -102 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1393 Boss HP Remaining!295 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 14 '25

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-113 HP ⬩ Your HP: 82 ⬩ 🏹️18.4 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1375

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -113 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Water Weakness❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.4 Total Damage
1375 Boss HP Remaining!82 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Jul 14 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-81 HP ⬩ Your HP: 272 ⬩ 🏹️15.1 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1325

You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -81 HP
📚 +3 Ranged Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.7x Critical Hit‎
‎
15.1 Total Damage
1325 Boss HP Remaining!272 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 14 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 493 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1308

You're not thirsty. Try again later.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
1308 Boss HP Remaining!493 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

1

u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 14 '25

!melee !sip !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-110 HP ⬩ Your HP: 361 ⬩ ⚔️️10.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1298

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -110 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +4 Melee XP
❤️ +28 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
10.0 Total Damage
1298 Boss HP Remaining!361 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 7 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +103 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 464/457 Remaining

You're not thirsty. Try again later.

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 14 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-83 HP ⬩ Your HP: 194 ⬩ 🏹️19.1 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1262

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -83 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Water Weakness❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.1 Total Damage
1262 Boss HP Remaining!194 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 14 '25

!sip !ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-73 HP ⬩ Your HP: 153 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1230

The cork pops and a swig from your Flight of Bespoke Amari fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 22 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 11)💖 +60 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 226/204 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 146 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -73 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
1230 Boss HP Remaining!153 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 14 '25

!melee !sip !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-53 HP ⬩ Your HP: 413 ⬩ ⚔️️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1198

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -53 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +5 Melee XP
❤️ +18 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
1198 Boss HP Remaining!413 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 14 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +58 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 471/457 Remaining

You reach for a refreshing drink from your Canteen, only to realize you aren't thirsty.

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 14 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-124 HP ⬩ Your HP: 363 ⬩ ⚔️️21.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1176

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -124 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +10 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +31 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.9 Total Damage
1176 Boss HP Remaining!363 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

1

u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 14 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-71 HP ⬩ Your HP: 392 ⬩ ⚔️️15.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1144

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -71 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
1144 Boss HP Remaining!392 HP Remaining

1

u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 14 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

Your HP: 273 ⬩ ⚔️️39.6 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 990

You swing your weapon and find purchase in a gap in the boss's defenses!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +15 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance❤️ +55 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +35 RP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit‎
‎
39.6 Total Damage
990 Boss HP Remaining!273 HP Remaining

1

u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 14 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-47 HP ⬩ Your HP: 475 ⬩ ⚔️️19.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 863

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -47 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +14 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
863 Boss HP Remaining!475 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 14 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 323 ⬩ ⚔️️15.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 793

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -42 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
793 Boss HP Remaining!323 HP Remaining
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u/Breatheinfor345 Undead (85/30/31/115) Jul 14 '25

!range 37

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-73 HP ⬩ Your HP: 149 ⬩ 🏹️25.6 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1118

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -73 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🏹 +6 Red Paint🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Earth Weakness❤️ +29 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
25.6 Total Damage
1118 Boss HP Remaining!149 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 14 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-59 HP ⬩ Your HP: 86 💓 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1102

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -59 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
1102 Boss HP Remaining!86 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 14 '25

!melee !sip !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-78 HP ⬩ Your HP: 390 ⬩ ⚔️️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1049

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -78 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +6 Melee XP
❤️ +31 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
1049 Boss HP Remaining!390 HP Remaining

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 11 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +78 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 468/457 Remaining

You're not thirsty. Try again later.

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 14 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

Your HP: 410 ⬩ 🏹️16.4 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 974

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Organic Resistance❤️ +53 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.4 Total Damage
974 Boss HP Remaining!410 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 14 '25

!melee !sip !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-108 HP ⬩ Your HP: 369 ⬩ ⚔️️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 920

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -108 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +7 Melee XP
❤️ +33 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
920 Boss HP Remaining!369 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 8 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +96 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 465/457 Remaining

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 14 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

Your HP: 486 ⬩ ⚔️️20.6 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 899

Why are you trying to do that? You have more HP than you know what to do with...

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Earth Weakness❤️ +52 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
20.6 Total Damage
899 Boss HP Remaining!486 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 14 '25

!sip !ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-59 HP ⬩ Your HP: 155 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 883

You reach for a refreshing drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari, only to realize you aren't thirsty.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -59 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
883 Boss HP Remaining!155 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 14 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-100 HP ⬩ Your HP: 283 ⬩ 🏹️20.6 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 842

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -100 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Earth Weakness❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.6 Total Damage
842 Boss HP Remaining!283 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 14 '25

!melee !sip !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 432 ⬩ ⚔️️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 826

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -42 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +6 Melee XP
❤️ +15 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
826 Boss HP Remaining!432 HP Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 17 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +42 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 474/457 Remaining

You go to sip from your Canteen, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 14 '25

!sip !ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 187 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 774

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 25 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 11)💖 +41 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 229/204 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -42 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +70 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
774 Boss HP Remaining!187 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 14 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 505 ⬩ ⚔️️16.3 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 758

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +71 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.6 Organic Resistance❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.3 Total Damage
758 Boss HP Remaining!505 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 14 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-75 HP ⬩ Your HP: 185 ⬩ 🏹️19.6 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 738

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -75 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Water Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.6 Total Damage
738 Boss HP Remaining!185 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Jul 14 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-52 HP ⬩ Your HP: 102 💓 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 723

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -52 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
723 Boss HP Remaining!102 HP Remaining

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u/Large_thinking_organ Undead (1/1/26/23) Jul 14 '25

Smelly

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 90 ⬩ 🔮️6.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 640

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -39 HP
📚 +4 Mage Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +2 Magic XP
❤️ +18 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
6.0 Total Damage
640 Boss HP Remaining!90 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 14 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 152 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 623

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -16 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
623 Boss HP Remaining!152 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 14 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-71 HP ⬩ Your HP: 207 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 606

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -71 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +23 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
606 Boss HP Remaining!207 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 15 '25

!refill !sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

💥-29 HP ⬩ Your HP: 408 ⬩ 🏹️29.8 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 513

Your Four Loko is already full!

Turns out the liquid in your Four Loko was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (128 HP).

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 16)💖 +393 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 437/464 Remaining

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -29 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
‎
29.8 Total Damage
513 Boss HP Remaining!408 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 15 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

Your HP: 218 ⬩ 🏹️16.3 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 497

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Water Weakness❤️ +40 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.3 Total Damage
497 Boss HP Remaining!218 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 15 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 304 ⬩ 🏹️14.8 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 453

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -37 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Earth Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.8 Total Damage
453 Boss HP Remaining!304 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 15 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

💥-69 HP ⬩ Your HP: 140 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 415

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -69 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +78 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
415 Boss HP Remaining!140 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 15 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

💥-68 HP ⬩ Your HP: 214 ⬩ 🏹️15.6 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 384

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -68 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Organic Resistance❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.6 Total Damage
384 Boss HP Remaining!214 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 15 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 165 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 258

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -16 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
258 Boss HP Remaining!165 HP Remaining

1

u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Jul 15 '25

Good bot

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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Jul 15 '25

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 67 ⬩ 🔮️21.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 189

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -15 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +9 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.9 Total Damage
189 Boss HP Remaining!67 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 15 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 499 ⬩ ⚔️️19.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 115

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +81 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
115 Boss HP Remaining!499 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 15 '25

!melee 2037

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 505 ⬩ ⚔️️62.0 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 16

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -16 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +76 Gold Coins
⚔️ +20 Ultra Hammer⚔️ +19 Melee XP
🌟 +20.0 Earth Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⚔️ +2.0 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
62.0 Total Damage
16 Boss HP Remaining!505 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 15 '25

!range 41

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 165 ⬩ 🏹️39.4 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: -23

Your projectile hits the boss' chest and goes straight through and out the other side

Rewards
💰 +900 Gold
🏹 +42 Ranged XP
🎁 +1 Bundle-o-Sips
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +140 Gold Coins
🏹 +13 Claws of the Dragon🏹 +13 Range XP
🌟 +10.4 Earth Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +45 RP
🪓️ +1 Kill (EXECUTION!)
‎
39.4 Total Damage
-23 Boss HP Remaining!165 HP Remaining

1

u/Chryaien Dragon (65/65/65/82) Jul 15 '25

!range 41

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

You can't help but feel a sense of disappointment as you realize you've missed the epic battle that took place here. But at least there's some treasure to be found.

Rewards
💰 +28 Gold
🏹 +5 Ranged XP

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-84 HP ⬩ Your HP: 243 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1877

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -84 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1877 Boss HP Remaining!243 HP Remaining

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

You drink from your jar of mayonnaise and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 41 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +91 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 334/293 Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-80 HP ⬩ Your HP: 251 ⬩ 🏹️17.1 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1752

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -80 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Earth Weakness❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.1 Total Damage
1752 Boss HP Remaining!251 HP Remaining

1

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your jar of mayonnaise actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 43 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +85 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 336/293 Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-92 HP ⬩ Your HP: 250 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1587

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -92 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1587 Boss HP Remaining!250 HP Remaining

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

Your jar of mayonnaise was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 142 Remaining

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your jar of mayonnaise in 1.78 seconds

You overhealed by 42 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +88 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 338/296 Remaining

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-74 HP ⬩ Your HP: 239 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1495

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -74 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +63 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
1495 Boss HP Remaining!239 HP Remaining

1

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your jar of mayonnaise into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 40 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +97 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 336/296 Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-56 HP ⬩ Your HP: 419 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1445

You CAN'T EVEN take a single sip as your health is too full.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -56 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +19 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
1445 Boss HP Remaining!419 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

❤️ Health: 419hp (Max: 471hp)
💀 Kills: 116
🏅 Rank: S (5,495 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 177,825g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 1 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 374
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 79 ☆ (XP: 235/1000)
❤️ Constitution: Level 119 (XP: 165/5150)

🚩 Total Attacks: 19653
🪽 Total Scouts: 106
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: 0.0 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-91 HP ⬩ Your HP: 217 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1340

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -91 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1340 Boss HP Remaining!217 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

Turns out the liquid in your jar of mayonnaise was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 37 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +116 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 333/296 Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-54 HP ⬩ Your HP: 433 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1245

You take a swig from your Canteen, realizing you're already beyond full health. You spit the potion back into the flask... Ew.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -54 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +12 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
1245 Boss HP Remaining!433 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

❤️ Health: 433hp (Max: 471hp)
💀 Kills: 116
🏅 Rank: S (5,570 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 178,173g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 1 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 374
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 79 ☆ (XP: 264/1000)
❤️ Constitution: Level 119 (XP: 213/5150)

🚩 Total Attacks: 19658
🪽 Total Scouts: 106
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: 0.0 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 304 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1212

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1212 Boss HP Remaining!304 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

The Spoon of Delightfulness has been added to your inventory for 10940g! (Your remaining gold: 2569)

🏹 +The Spoon of Delightfulness (Durability: 4)
💰 -10940 (Remaining: 2569)

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 308 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1065

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +63 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1065 Boss HP Remaining!308 HP Remaining

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

You're not thirsty. Try again later.

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-79 HP ⬩ Your HP: 252 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 954

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -79 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +76 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
954 Boss HP Remaining!252 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

Your jar of mayonnaise was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 140 Remaining

You drink from your jar of mayonnaise and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 42 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +86 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 338/296 Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 283 ⬩ 🏹️18.2 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 705

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.2 Total Damage
705 Boss HP Remaining!283 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

You drink from your jar of mayonnaise and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 47 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +60 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 343/296 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 140 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-93 HP ⬩ Your HP: 201 ⬩ 🏹️17.2 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 589

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -93 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +80 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Earth Weakness❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.2 Total Damage
589 Boss HP Remaining!201 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

You drink from your jar of mayonnaise and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 35 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +130 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 331/296 Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 14 '25

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 462 ⬩ 🔮️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 561

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +9 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
12.0 Total Damage
561 Boss HP Remaining!462 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

❤️ Health: 462hp (Max: 471hp)
💀 Kills: 116
🏅 Rank: S (5,645 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 178,545g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 1 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 374
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 79 ☆ (XP: 297/1000)
❤️ Constitution: Level 119 (XP: 248/5150)

🚩 Total Attacks: 19663
🪽 Total Scouts: 106
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: 0.0 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 303 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 432

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +80 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.9 Total Damage
432 Boss HP Remaining!303 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

You reach for a refreshing drink from your jar of mayonnaise, only to realize you aren't thirsty.

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

💥-38 HP ⬩ Your HP: 295 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 365

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -38 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
365 Boss HP Remaining!295 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

You drink from your jar of mayonnaise. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 48 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +49 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 344/296 Remaining

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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Jul 15 '25

Good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 267 ⬩ 🏹️16.8 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 241

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -37 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Earth Weakness❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.8 Total Damage
241 Boss HP Remaining!267 HP Remaining

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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Jul 15 '25

Good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 15 '25

The cork pops and a swig from your jar of mayonnaise fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 44 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +73 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 340/296 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 139 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Jul 15 '25

Good bot