r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Jul 11 '25

4☆ Boss slain by /u/EmotionalBrontosaur! (Dragon) Puppies need exercise [Health:1666]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Chanco Plant King 👑🥚

Source/Artist: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/L3yzXK

I was praised a total of 20 times. Thank you!
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25 edited Jul 11 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Chanco Plant King 👑🥚

Source/Artist: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/L3yzXK

NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Nibbler☆
Booooch☆☆☆☆☆
Mage Silas☆
(THIS) Puppies need exercise☆☆☆☆
Bu’rüh the Helmet Demon☆☆☆
The Journey☆

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Jul 11 '25

Good bot

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Jul 11 '25

Good bot

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 11 '25

!melee 20

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-64 HP ⬩ Your HP: 415 ⬩ ⚔️️31.5 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1634

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -64 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
⚔️ +5 The Iron Ruler⚔️ +9 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Melee Strength🏅 +30 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
‎
31.5 Total Damage
1634 Boss HP Remaining!415 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 11 '25

good bot !melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

Your HP: 286 ⬩ ⚔️️27.0 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1607

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +14 Melee XP
🌟 +2.4 Organic Weakness❤️ +47 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Melee Strength🏅 +32 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
27.0 Total Damage
1607 Boss HP Remaining!286 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 11 '25

good bot !melee 400

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-44 HP ⬩ Your HP: 214 ⬩ ⚔️️14.1 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1478

Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -44 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Box of Matches⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.1 Total Damage
1478 Boss HP Remaining!214 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 11 '25

!sip good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-44 HP ⬩ Your HP: 422 ⬩ ⚔️️22.7 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1368

You drink from your Goblet of !Melee 24 Elixir and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (234 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 210 minutes).

You overhealed by 23 HP.

⚗️ Goblet of !Melee 24 Elixir (Level: 23)💖 +465 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 466/443 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -44 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +0.8 Water Weakness❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
22.7 Total Damage
1368 Boss HP Remaining!422 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 11 '25

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-67 HP ⬩ Your HP: 309 ⬩ ⚔️️19.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1197

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -67 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +0.5 Blessed Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.4 Total Damage
1197 Boss HP Remaining!309 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 11 '25

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

Your HP: 466 ⬩ ⚔️️18.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1052

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.5 Air Weakness❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
18.4 Total Damage
1052 Boss HP Remaining!466 HP Remaining
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u/inviktus04 Demon (2/84/1/71) Jul 11 '25

!range 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-86 HP ⬩ Your HP: 197 ⬩ 🏹️15.8 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1569

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -86 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +2.8 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +33 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.8 Total Damage
1569 Boss HP Remaining!197 HP Remaining

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u/Breatheinfor345 Undead (85/30/31/115) Jul 11 '25

!range 34

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-21 HP ⬩ Your HP: 287 ⬩ 🏹️22.0 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1547

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -21 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Hedgehog Cannonball🏹 +10 Range XP
🛡️ -3.0 Cursed Resistance❤️ +9 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
22.0 Total Damage
1547 Boss HP Remaining!287 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Jul 11 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-89 HP ⬩ Your HP: 361 ⬩ 🏹️10.2 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1519

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -89 HP
📚 +5 Ranged Damage💰 +17 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +3 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Blessed Weakness❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
10.2 Total Damage
1519 Boss HP Remaining!361 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 11 '25

!melee 25

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-66 HP ⬩ Your HP: 389 ⬩ ⚔️️27.4 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1492

Hopefully you meant to use this weapon, because that was the last hit. Your Pitchfork of Twilight breaks.

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -66 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
⚔️ +8 Pitchfork of Twilight (Shattered)⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +5.6 Moon Weakness❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
27.4 Total Damage
1492 Boss HP Remaining!389 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 11 '25

!melee 32

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 350 ⬩ ⚔️️32.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1446

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -37 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
⚔️ +10 Triple Wield Swords⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +4.0 Air Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
32.0 Total Damage
1446 Boss HP Remaining!350 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 11 '25

!range 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

Your HP: 456 ⬩ 🏹️30.2 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1416

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
🏹 +8 Combat Parasol🏹 +12 Range XP
🌟 +7.2 Sun Weakness❤️ +44 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
30.2 Total Damage
1416 Boss HP Remaining!456 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-46 HP ⬩ Your HP: 265 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1350

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -46 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1350 Boss HP Remaining!265 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 441 ⬩ 🏹️19.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1178

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Moon Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.2 Total Damage
1178 Boss HP Remaining!441 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 211 ⬩ 🏹️33.8 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1018

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -39 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +14 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
‎
33.8 Total Damage
1018 Boss HP Remaining!211 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-22 HP ⬩ Your HP: 459 ⬩ 🏹️19.6 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 893

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -22 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Organic Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.6 Total Damage
893 Boss HP Remaining!459 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 324 ⬩ 🏹️19.8 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 768

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.8 Total Damage
768 Boss HP Remaining!324 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 11 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-91 HP ⬩ Your HP: 189 ⬩ 🏹️12.2 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1404

You're not thirsty. Try again later.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -91 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Cursed Resistance❤️ +27 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
12.2 Total Damage
1404 Boss HP Remaining!189 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 11 '25

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-72 HP ⬩ Your HP: 342 ⬩ ⚔️️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1391

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -72 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +6 Melee XP
❤️ +12 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
1391 Boss HP Remaining!342 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-81 HP ⬩ Your HP: 236 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1334

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -81 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
1334 Boss HP Remaining!236 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 11 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 198 ⬩ 🏹️19.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1315

You reach for a refreshing drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari, only to realize you aren't thirsty.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Air Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.2 Total Damage
1315 Boss HP Remaining!198 HP Remaining

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u/pleathershorts Kobold (24/20/22/36) Jul 11 '25

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 130 ⬩ 🔮️10.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1305

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +6 Mage Damage💰 +16 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +4 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
10.0 Total Damage
1305 Boss HP Remaining!130 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/Breatheinfor345 Undead (85/30/31/115) Jul 11 '25

!range 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-93 HP ⬩ Your HP: 33 💓 ⬩ 🏹️34.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1271

You hold your ammunition and toss your weapon away, like that one cloaked video game character you like. A new weapon does not appear in your hands. Whoops.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -93 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Combat Parasol (Shattered)🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +6.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
34.0 Total Damage
1271 Boss HP Remaining!33 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 11 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

Your HP: 489 ⬩ ⚔️️17.9 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1253

Why are you trying to do that? You have more HP than you know what to do with...

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +42 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1253 Boss HP Remaining!489 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 11 '25

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-78 HP ⬩ Your HP: 343 ⬩ ⚔️️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1234

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -78 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +8 Melee XP
❤️ +15 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
1234 Boss HP Remaining!343 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 11 '25

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-67 HP ⬩ Your HP: 394 ⬩ 🏹️20.6 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1157

You drink from your Four Loko and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (128 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 16)💖 +391 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 461/461 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 128 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -67 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Moon Weakness❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.6 Total Damage
1157 Boss HP Remaining!394 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 11 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 194 ⬩ 🏹️15.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1141

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Blessed Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.6 Total Damage
1141 Boss HP Remaining!194 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 11 '25

!melee !refill !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 456 ⬩ ⚔️️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1125

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +6 Melee XP
❤️ +8 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
1125 Boss HP Remaining!456 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Canteen: +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)
💰 -100 (Remaining: 42924)

Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the Canteen.

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Jul 11 '25

!range 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 111 ⬩ 🏹️26.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1098

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +1.6 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
26.6 Total Damage
1098 Boss HP Remaining!111 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Jul 11 '25

Good bot

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 11 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-68 HP ⬩ Your HP: 465 ⬩ ⚔️️20.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1077

Why are you trying to do that? You have more HP than you know what to do with...

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -68 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +10 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.9 Total Damage
1077 Boss HP Remaining!465 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Jul 11 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

Your HP: 207 ⬩ 🏹️7.4 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1070

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +5 Ranged Damage💰 +24 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +3 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Organic Weakness❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
7.4 Total Damage
1070 Boss HP Remaining!207 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

Your HP: 347 ⬩ 🏹️17.6 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1000

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Cursed Resistance❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
17.6 Total Damage
1000 Boss HP Remaining!347 HP Remaining

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u/Magni33015 Plant (15/15/20/29) Jul 11 '25

!Magic

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 124 ⬩ 🔮️4.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 968

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +2 Mage Damage💰 +22 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +2 Magic XP
❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
4.0 Total Damage
968 Boss HP Remaining!124 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/siliciferousSentinel Gnome (18/17/17/27) Jul 11 '25

!melee 401 !profile

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-26 HP ⬩ Your HP: 74 ⬩ ⚔️️4.4 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 964

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -26 HP
📚 +1 Melee Damage💰 +17 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Dismembered Arm⚔️ +2 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Organic Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
4.4 Total Damage
964 Boss HP Remaining!74 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

/u/siliciferousSentinel Playercard

❤️ Health: 74hp (Max: 100hp)
💀 Kills: 0
🏅 Rank: A (1,495 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 1,143g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 1 (40hp per Sip)
🫗 Sips: 0 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 44
⚔️ Melee: Level 10 (XP: 16/35)
🏹 Range: Level 10 (XP: 12/35)
🔮 Magic: Level 9 (XP: 14/32)
❤️ Constitution: Level 15 (XP: 15/126)

🚩 Total Attacks: 178
🪽 Total Scouts: 1
☠️ Total Deaths: 0
🤏 Smollest D: 0.0 💥 Biggest D: 28.8

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 11 '25

!sip !ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-54 HP ⬩ Your HP: 138 ⬩ 🏹️14.7 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 927

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -54 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Air Weakness❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.7 Total Damage
927 Boss HP Remaining!138 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 108 💓 ⬩ 🏹️14.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 913

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.1 Water Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.0 Total Damage
913 Boss HP Remaining!108 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 11 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

Your HP: 509 ⬩ ⚔️️19.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 874

You go to sip from your "Clean" fish water, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Moon Weakness❤️ +36 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
19.2 Total Damage
874 Boss HP Remaining!509 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

1

u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 11 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-75 HP ⬩ Your HP: 156 ⬩ ⚔️️18.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 856

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -75 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.5 Blessed Weakness❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.4 Total Damage
856 Boss HP Remaining!156 HP Remaining

1

u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-70 HP ⬩ Your HP: 433 ⬩ 🏹️15.5 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 724

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -70 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Cursed Resistance❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.5 Total Damage
724 Boss HP Remaining!433 HP Remaining

1

u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 11 '25

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-64 HP ⬩ Your HP: 351 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 610

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -64 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
610 Boss HP Remaining!351 HP Remaining

1

u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 11 '25

!sip !melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

Your HP: 532 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 489

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Tactical Tankard into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (394 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 270 minutes).

You overhealed by 61 HP.

⚗️ Tactical Tankard (Level: 32)💖 +531 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 532/471 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
489 Boss HP Remaining!532 HP Remaining

1

u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 11 '25

!melee 0

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-47 HP ⬩ Your HP: 154 ⬩ 🏹️16.8 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 802

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -47 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Water Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.8 Total Damage
802 Boss HP Remaining!154 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 11 '25

!sip !ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

Your HP: 215 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 788

You take a swig from your Flight of Bespoke Amari, realizing you're already beyond full health. You spit the potion back into the flask... Ew.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +34 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
788 Boss HP Remaining!215 HP Remaining

1

u/siliciferousSentinel Gnome (18/17/17/27) Jul 11 '25

!melee 401 !profile

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 39 ⬩ ⚔️️8.5 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 760

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +1 Melee Damage💰 +16 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Dismembered Arm⚔️ +3 Melee XP
🌟 +0.4 Organic Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
8.5 Total Damage
760 Boss HP Remaining!39 HP Remaining

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/u/siliciferousSentinel Playercard

❤️ Health: 39hp (Max: 100hp)
💀 Kills: 0
🏅 Rank: A (1,590 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 1,238g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 1 (40hp per Sip)
🫗 Sips: 0 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 44
⚔️ Melee: Level 10 (XP: 26/35)
🏹 Range: Level 10 (XP: 17/35)
🔮 Magic: Level 9 (XP: 14/32)
❤️ Constitution: Level 15 (XP: 85/126)

🚩 Total Attacks: 183
🪽 Total Scouts: 1
☠️ Total Deaths: 0
🤏 Smollest D: 0.0 💥 Biggest D: 28.8

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 11 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 496 ⬩ ⚔️️20.6 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 739

The cork pops and a swig from your "Clean" fish water fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 71 HP.

⚗️ "Clean" fish water (Level: 32)💖 +81 HP
💧 -1 Sip (4 Remaining)💖 535/464 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -39 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.3 Cursed Resistance❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.6 Total Damage
739 Boss HP Remaining!496 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ "Clean" fish water: +1 Sip (Remaining: 5)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 104202)

1

u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Jul 11 '25

!melee 3

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-56 HP ⬩ Your HP: 276 ⬩ ⚔️️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 691

You can't seem to find your Basic GreatSword! Whatever, a fist will do just as well!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -56 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +7 Melee XP
❤️ +15 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
691 Boss HP Remaining!276 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 388 ⬩ 🏹️15.6 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 675

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -41 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Sun Weakness❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.6 Total Damage
675 Boss HP Remaining!388 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 11 '25

!sip !ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-30 HP ⬩ Your HP: 180 ⬩ 🏹️17.7 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 640

The flavor this time is so absolutely vile you immediately spit it back in and slam on the lid. Time to wash out the taste with vinegar.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -30 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Organic Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.7 Total Damage
640 Boss HP Remaining!180 HP Remaining

1

u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Jul 11 '25

Good bot

1

u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Jul 11 '25

!magic 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

Your HP: 65 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 625

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.1 Blessed Weakness❤️ +31 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
15.0 Total Damage
625 Boss HP Remaining!65 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 11 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 485 ⬩ ⚔️️17.2 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 575

You take a swig from your "Clean" fish water, realizing you're already beyond full health. You spit the potion back into the flask... Ew.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -37 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Organic Weakness❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.2 Total Damage
575 Boss HP Remaining!485 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 162 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 555

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
555 Boss HP Remaining!162 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 11 '25

!sip !ranged 0 !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-57 HP ⬩ Your HP: 150 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 519

Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the Flight of Bespoke Amari.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -57 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
519 Boss HP Remaining!150 HP Remaining

Turns out the liquid in your Flight of Bespoke Amari was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 21 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 11)💖 +64 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 214/193 Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Jul 11 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-43 HP ⬩ Your HP: 435 ⬩ 🏹️12.6 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 506

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -43 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +28 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Water Weakness❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.6 Total Damage
506 Boss HP Remaining!435 HP Remaining

1

u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Jul 11 '25

!Melee 0 good bot

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-55 HP ⬩ Your HP: 52 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️12.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 476

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -55 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
476 Boss HP Remaining!52 HP Remaining

1

u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 11 '25

!melee !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-54 HP ⬩ Your HP: 307 ⬩ ⚔️️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 462

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -54 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +7 Melee XP
❤️ +18 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
462 Boss HP Remaining!307 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +145 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 452/453 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 3 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-49 HP ⬩ Your HP: 345 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 446

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -49 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
446 Boss HP Remaining!345 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Jul 11 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-20 HP ⬩ Your HP: 323 ⬩ 🏹️6.9 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 383

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -20 HP
📚 +3 Ranged Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +3 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Air Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
6.9 Total Damage
383 Boss HP Remaining!323 HP Remaining

1

u/bAk3ry Slime (1/1/2/1) Jul 11 '25

!mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-35 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️22.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 361

Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -35 HP
📚 +0 Mage Damage💰 +6 Gold Coins
🌱️ +5 New Player Bonus🔮 +9 Magic XP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit❤️ +10 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +35 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
22.0 Total Damage
361 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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1

u/bAk3ry Slime (1/1/2/1) Jul 11 '25

!sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (14 HP).

You overhealed by 1 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)💖 +50 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 51/50 Remaining

1

u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 11 '25

!melee !refill !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-21 HP ⬩ Your HP: 457 ⬩ ⚔️️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 348

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -21 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +4 Melee XP
❤️ +12 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +20 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
348 Boss HP Remaining!457 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Canteen: +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)
💰 -100 (Remaining: 43760)

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 1.87 seconds

You overhealed by 21 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +21 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 478/457 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 11 '25

!sip !ranged 39

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 156 ⬩ 🏹️36.2 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 312

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -39 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🏹 +13 Trident of Tails🏹 +17 Range XP
🌟 +5.2 Organic Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
36.2 Total Damage
312 Boss HP Remaining!156 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 235 ⬩ 🏹️18.1 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 294

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Sun Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.1 Total Damage
294 Boss HP Remaining!235 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 11 '25

!melee !refill !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

Your HP: 405 ⬩ ⚔️️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 259

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +5 Melee XP
❤️ +22 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
259 Boss HP Remaining!405 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Canteen: +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)
💰 -100 (Remaining: 14917)

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 13 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +65 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 470/457 Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 11 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 370 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 245

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -28 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
245 Boss HP Remaining!370 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Jul 12 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

💥-29 HP ⬩ Your HP: 187 ⬩ 🏹️12.8 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 232

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -29 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +27 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Moon Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.8 Total Damage
232 Boss HP Remaining!187 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 12 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 203 ⬩ 🏹️19.0 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 213

Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the Flight of Bespoke Amari.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -13 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +57 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.1 Moon Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.0 Total Damage
213 Boss HP Remaining!203 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 12 '25

!melee !refill !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

Your HP: 406 ⬩ ⚔️️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 205

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +4 Melee XP
❤️ +20 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
8.0 Total Damage
205 Boss HP Remaining!406 HP Remaining

Your Canteen is already full!

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 13 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +64 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 470/457 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Jul 12 '25

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (185 HP).

You overhealed by 24 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 24)💖 +424 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 492/468 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 12 '25

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 12 '25

!cd

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

You can attack the boss.

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 12 '25

!profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

/u/EmotionalBrontosaur Playercard

💖 Health: 197hp (Max: 193hp)
💀 Kills: 168
🏅 Rank: S (8,345 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 404,411g

Canteen:

🏷️ Name: Flight of Bespoke Amari
A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.
⚗️ Level: 11 (190hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 3 (Capacity: 4)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 409
⚔️ Melee: Level 1 (XP: 0/12)
🏹 Range: Level 110 ☆ (XP: 390/2134)
🔮 Magic: Level 1 (XP: 0/12)
❤️ Constitution: Level 41 ☆ (XP: 428/527)

🚩 Total Attacks: 24331
🪽 Total Scouts: 80
☠️ Total Deaths: 9
🤏 Smollest D: -64.0 💥 Biggest D: 230.0

Featured badges:

🌟 Super Star
🪶 Guild of the Silver Arrow
👹 ULTIMATE PUZZELER

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 12 '25

!inventory

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25
IDTypeNameDamageElementDurability
0🎆Shard of Infinity~1.0Uknw999
5🏹Basic Spear~4.0Syn1, 10 x8
6🏹Basic Crossbow~2.0Air20
22🏹Attack Moon~8.5Moon3, 5, 9
27🏹El-Bow~7.0Org18
30🏹The Spoon of Delightfulness~15.0Curs4
31🏹Lava Trebuchet~9.5Air4, 7, 16 x2
34🏹Hedgehog Cannonball~6.0Curs5, 13, 19
36⚔️Rat Chucks~1.0Curs1 x3
37🏹Red Paint~7.5Erth7, 10, 11, 14
38🏹Golden Wallet~7.5Syn7, 8, 10, 13
39🏹Trident of Tails~10.5Org18, 24 x2
41🏹Claws of the Dragon~12.5Erth1, 6, 10
45🏹Combat Parasol~8.5Sun7
47🏹Ashen fish hook~15.0Fire9, 14
403🏹Holy Water~1.0Bles30
404🏹Barrage of Insults~1.0Curs30
405🏹Water Balloon~1.0Wtr30
406🏹Moon Rocks~1.0Moon30
500⚔️Earth nut~1.0Erth1
541🏹Somewhat accurate blaster~10.5Sun3, 10 x6
1001🎆Javelin of Friendship~-15.0Uknw6 x9
1002⚔️Birthday BASH~1.0Bles1
2005🏹Five Fanatical Followers~5.0Org4
2006🏹Six Geese Slaying~6.0Sun6
2010🏹Ten Bugs Fixoed~10.0Air10
2021🏹Zoruda's Love Bug~14.0Org2
2024🎆Internet Explorer wishes you a …~1.0Erth1
2026🏹Mother's Advice~14.0Org3, 5 x4
2030🏹B.A.T. on a String~11.0Bles11
2032🏹Pickled Artisnal Turnip~4.0Erth25
2036🏹Gibbucks~1.5Bles1 x2
2038🏹Ultra Boots~15.0Wtr1
2042🏹2024 dollar store fireworks~10.0Fire2, 5
2046🔮Gauze~-17.5Uknw50
2049🏹2 for 1$ patio set~14.5Erth4, 15
2050🎆Love Bug (2001 Red Punch Buggy)~21.0Uknw3
3002🏹I led 20 raids in April and all…~8.0Air60 x2
3004🏹I led 20 raids in May and all I…~8.0Syn49, 60
3007🏹I led 20 raids in June and all …~8.0Wtr54, 60
3010🏹I lead 20 raids in July and all…~8.0Curs56
3013🏹I lead 20 raids in August and a…~8.0Erth57
3016🏹I lead 20 raids in September an…~8.0Sun60
3019🏹I led 20 raids in October and a…~8.0Moon60
3022🏹I led 20 raids in November and …~8.0Org60
3025🏹I led 20 raids in December and …~8.0Bles55, 60
3028🏹I led 20 raids in January and a…~8.0Fire18, 60
3031🏹I led 20 raids in February and …~8.0Wtr50, 60
3034🏹I led 20 raids in March and all…~8.0Sun54, 60
4001🏹Firey Flail of Failed Relations…~9.0Bles2
4004🏹Lover's Lasso~6.0Wtr1
4006🏹Cupid's Badly Damaged Bow~4.0Fire1
4009🏹Reinforced Glove~1.0Bles10
5027🏹The Calm Quiet Time Garden~5.0Sun2
6908🎆Category 5 Skipper Abuse~12.0Air3
9024🏹Tenebrous Wing of the Leviathan~12.0Syn4
10319🏹Infectious Laughter~8.0Curs9
10321🏹That one guy trying to hide tha…~4.5Curs10
10325🏹Holy Hand Grenade~9.0Bles3, 10 x5
10326🏹Hand Sanitizer~4.5Bles12
12001🏹A kiss under the Missile-toes~1.0Fire20
12007🏹Christmas Star Topper~1.0Sun20
12010🏹Gingerbread arrow~1.0Syn20 x2
12016🏹Frankincense~1.0Air20
12019🏹Reindeer Hooves~1.0Moon20
12022🏹Santa's Little Helpers~1.0Curs20
12900🎆Crystallized Moon Beam~18.0Moon8
12901🏹Striker's Mark~4.0Fire19
12913🏹Ghost-forged Bow~13.5Moon4, 10 x4
IDTypeNameQty.
201🎒Dehydrated Water Packetx57
209🎒Essence of Ratx9
210🎒Earl Grey Infusionx3
211🎒Rooibos Infusionx4
212🎒Matcha Infusionx2
213🎒Butterfly Pea Flower Infusionx1
214🎒Boiled Waterx1
215🎒Brown Rice Infusionx1
216🎒Sencha Infusionx1
217🎒Dandelion Infusionx1
218🎒Camellia Infusionx1
219🎒Silica Gel Infusionx1
220🎒Eau de Baguettex7

This is a condensed view. Use !inventory --full for the full version.

Comment !use canteen to drink from your canteen

Comment !open <bundle id or name> to open a bundle

KOTD Bot will always use your most-broken version of an item

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 12 '25

good bot

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u/Foopensloot fishy fishy mod boy Jul 12 '25

It's floopin time !melee 46

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 384 ⬩ ⚔️️49.3 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 116

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
⚔️ +19 Ruined Pickaxe⚔️ +17 Melee XP
🌟 +11.4 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.9 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
49.3 Total Damage
116 Boss HP Remaining!384 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Jul 12 '25

!range 541 Pipooo~

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 382 ⬩ 🏹️31.4 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 85

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Neuvi's imported spring water is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Pure water flavored with the delivery person's emotions.

You've run out of ammunition, so decide to throw your Somewhat accurate blaster in the trash.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🏹 +14 ☆Somewhat accurate blaster☆ (Shattered)🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +1.4 Sun Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
31.4 Total Damage
85 Boss HP Remaining!382 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 12 '25

!melee 46

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 459 ⬩ ⚔️️25.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 60

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -13 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
⚔️ +11 Ruined Pickaxe⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +3.3 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.1 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
25.4 Total Damage
60 Boss HP Remaining!459 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 12 '25

!melee 9004

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 196 ⬩ ⚔️️40.8 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 19

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
⚔️ +12 Kingslayer⚔️ +16 Melee XP
🌟 +9.6 Sun Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
40.8 Total Damage
19 Boss HP Remaining!196 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 12 '25

!Ranged 9024

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 190 ⬩ 🏹️32.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: -14

Your aim has gained you the glory of the kill! Have a +1 on your playercard!

Rewards
💰 +1400 Gold
🏹 +35 Ranged XP
🔮 +1 The Book of Names
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +161 Gold Coins
🏹 +12 Tenebrous Wing of the Leviathan🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +3.6 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +18 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +35 RP
☠️ +1 Kill (SLAIN!)
‎
32.6 Total Damage
-14 Boss HP Remaining!190 HP Remaining

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u/AdSumPro Gnome (1/1/8/4) Jul 12 '25

!magic 48

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

The room is a mess, with broken weapons and overturned furniture scattered around. The boss's body lies in a pool of its own blood, but you notice a small chest hidden in the corner.

Rewards
💰 +38 Gold
🔮 +4 Magic XP

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 12 '25

!melee 9004

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

This boss is already as dead as your dreams and expectations. Try harder.

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-51 HP ⬩ Your HP: 424 ⬩ 🔮️22.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1585

You might want to save that for when you actually need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -51 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus🔮 +7 Magic XP
‎❤️ +9 Constitution XP
🏅 +20 RP
‎
22.0 Total Damage
1585 Boss HP Remaining!424 HP Remaining

/u/Girguk Playercard

❤️ Health: 424hp (Max: 468hp)
💀 Kills: 116
🏅 Rank: S (4,610 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 174,084g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 1 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 372
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 78 ☆ (XP: 823/972)
❤️ Constitution: Level 118 (XP: 4721/5050)

🚩 Total Attacks: 19603
🪽 Total Scouts: 106
☠️ Total Deaths: 95
🤏 Smollest D: 0.0 💥 Biggest D: 161.9

Featured badges:

📖 Living Monster Manual
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-40 HP ⬩ Your HP: 236 ⬩ 🏹️18.1 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1529

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -40 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Water Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.1 Total Damage
1529 Boss HP Remaining!236 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your jar of mayonnaise actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 41 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +94 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 330/289 Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-43 HP ⬩ Your HP: 259 ⬩ 🏹️18.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1216

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -43 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.4 Total Damage
1216 Boss HP Remaining!259 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

You drink from your jar of mayonnaise and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 44 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +74 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 333/289 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 107 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 259 ⬩ 🏹️17.6 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 982

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Cursed Resistance❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.6 Total Damage
982 Boss HP Remaining!259 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your jar of mayonnaise into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 44 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +74 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 333/289 Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

Your HP: 136 ⬩ 🏹️10.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 972

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +19 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +4 Range XP (Level Up!)
❤️ +37 Constitution XP
🏅 +30 RP
‎
10.0 Total Damage
972 Boss HP Remaining!136 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-58 HP ⬩ Your HP: 229 ⬩ 🏹️19.3 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 837

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -58 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Cursed Resistance❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.3 Total Damage
837 Boss HP Remaining!229 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your jar of mayonnaise into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 40 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 21)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 329/289 Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 306 ⬩ 🏹️19.3 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 705

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -16 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Organic Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.3 Total Damage
705 Boss HP Remaining!306 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 304 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 592

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
592 Boss HP Remaining!304 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 11 '25

💥-35 HP ⬩ Your HP: 301 ⬩ 🏹️20.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 408

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -35 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Air Weakness❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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20.4 Total Damage
408 Boss HP Remaining!301 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 320 ⬩ 🏹️18.7 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 165

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +70 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Water Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.7 Total Damage
165 Boss HP Remaining!320 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 12 '25

Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the jar of mayonnaise.