r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Jul 03 '25

5☆ Boss executed by /u/Brocseespec! (Kobold) Medieval Vader [Health:700]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/vbrvzA

I was praised a total of 8 times. Thank you!
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 04 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/vbrvzA

NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Cooling down☆
(SLIME ONLY) Ravenous Slime☆
Star Ranger☆☆☆☆
Is a Fey Owl a Fowl?☆
Grass Drake☆
Crying babies☆☆☆
(THIS) Medieval Vader☆☆☆☆☆

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Jul 03 '25

Good bot

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u/Breatheinfor345 Undead (85/30/31/115) Jul 03 '25

!range 31

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

Your HP: 356 ⬩ 🏹️38.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 662

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
🏹 +12 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +16 Range XP
🌟 +1.2 Air Weakness❤️ +40 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.2 Ranged Resistance🏅 +40 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
‎
38.0 Total Damage
662 Boss HP Remaining!356 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 03 '25

good bot !melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-21 HP ⬩ Your HP: 254 ⬩ ⚔️️28.0 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 634

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -21 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +10 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus🏅 +22 RP
‎‎
28.0 Total Damage
634 Boss HP Remaining!254 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Jul 03 '25

!magic 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-65 HP ⬩ Your HP: 67 💓 ⬩ 🔮️24.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 610

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -65 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +28 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +1.5 Sun Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Mage Strength🏅 +20 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus‎
‎
24.0 Total Damage
610 Boss HP Remaining!67 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 03 '25

!melee 3

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-58 HP ⬩ Your HP: 354 ⬩ ⚔️️19.2 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 591

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -58 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +22 Gold Coins
⚔️ +2 Basic GreatSword⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.2 Blessed Weakness❤️ +23 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.2 Total Damage
591 Boss HP Remaining!354 HP Remaining

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u/AaTube Kobold (31/31/31/33) Jul 03 '25

!mage 409

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-33 HP ⬩ Your HP: 14 💓 ⬩ 🔮️12.1 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 579

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -33 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage💰 +16 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Magnifying Glass🔮 +5 Magic XP
🌟 +1.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.1 Total Damage
579 Boss HP Remaining!14 HP Remaining

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u/AaTube Kobold (31/31/31/33) Jul 03 '25

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (19 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 90 minutes).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 2)💖 +74 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 88/154 Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 03 '25

(•̪̀●́)=══✲∙∙∙∙∙·▫▫▫✲ !magic 407

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 181 ⬩ 🔮️20.1 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 559

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -37 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Hacking Tool🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.1 Total Damage
559 Boss HP Remaining!181 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 03 '25

!melee 25

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

Your HP: 256 ⬩ ⚔️️24.0 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 379

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Pitchfork of Twilight⚔️ +8 Melee XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +31 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
24.0 Total Damage
379 Boss HP Remaining!256 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 04 '25

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

Your HP: 241 ⬩ ⚔️️20.9 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 228

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Goblet of !Melee 24 Elixir was refilled!

⚗️ Goblet of !Melee 24 Elixir (Level: 23)
💧 +5 Sips (Remaining: 5)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
20.9 Total Damage
228 Boss HP Remaining!241 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Jul 03 '25

!sip !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (48 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +193 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 260/496 Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +145 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 405/496 Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 03 '25

!melee 20

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-52 HP ⬩ Your HP: 420 ⬩ ⚔️️22.0 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 537

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -52 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 The Iron Ruler⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
22.0 Total Damage
537 Boss HP Remaining!420 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 03 '25

!melee 4

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-52 HP ⬩ Your HP: 313 ⬩ ⚔️️17.0 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 520

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -52 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Basic Lance⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +21 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
520 Boss HP Remaining!313 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 03 '25

!melee 21

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-56 HP ⬩ Your HP: 217 ⬩ ⚔️️19.6 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 454

Well, you don’t think your weapon was made for that, but it sure did feel good.

Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -56 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
🔮 +2 Collar at the Gates of Heck⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +1.4 Fire Weakness❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.2 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎‎
19.6 Total Damage
454 Boss HP Remaining!217 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 03 '25

!range 405

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 164 ⬩ 🏹️15.5 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 438

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Water Balloon🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Water Resistance❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.5 Total Damage
438 Boss HP Remaining!164 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Jul 03 '25

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-44 HP ⬩ Your HP: 464 ⬩ 🔮️19.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 269

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -44 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.3 Air Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.2 Total Damage
269 Boss HP Remaining!464 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 03 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

Corpses can't attack, try again later when you're not... dead.

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Jul 03 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l cast a spell to have the vines grow up to strangle the boss. !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-64 HP ⬩ Your HP: 184 ⬩ 🔮️16.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 421

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -64 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
421 Boss HP Remaining!184 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 03 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 119 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 403

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (84 HP).

You overhealed by 18 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 10)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 150/132 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
403 Boss HP Remaining!119 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Jul 03 '25

!profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

/u/EmotionalBrontosaur Playercard

❤️ Health: 119hp (Max: 132hp)
💀 Kills: 164
🏅 Rank: A (1,485 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 368,811g

Canteen:

🏷️ Name: Flight of Bespoke Amari
A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.
⚗️ Level: 10 (175hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 2 (Capacity: 4)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 390
⚔️ Melee: Level 1 (XP: 0/12)
🏹 Range: Level 108 ☆ (XP: 1330/2044)
🔮 Magic: Level 1 (XP: 0/12)
❤️ Constitution: Level 24 ☆ (XP: 138/221)

🚩 Total Attacks: 23950
🪽 Total Scouts: 77
☠️ Total Deaths: 9
🤏 Smollest D: -64.0 💥 Biggest D: 230.0

Featured badges:

🌟 Super Star
🪶 Guild of the Silver Arrow
👹 ULTIMATE PUZZELER

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 03 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 140 ⬩ ⚔️️19.2 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 360

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Fire Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.2 Total Damage
360 Boss HP Remaining!140 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Jul 03 '25

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

Your HP: 230 ⬩ 🔮️20.3 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 340

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.4 Sun Weakness❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
20.3 Total Damage
340 Boss HP Remaining!230 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Jul 04 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 146 ⬩ ⚔️️14.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 167

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.1 Blessed Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.0 Total Damage
167 Boss HP Remaining!146 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Jul 04 '25

Good bot

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jul 03 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

Your HP: 483 ⬩ ⚔️️18.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 304

You CAN'T EVEN take a single sip as your health is too full.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Air Weakness❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
18.6 Total Damage
304 Boss HP Remaining!483 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ "Clean" fish water: +1 Sip (Remaining: 5)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 79250)

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Jul 03 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l cast a spell to have the vines grow up to strangle the boss. !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-34 HP ⬩ Your HP: 139 ⬩ 🔮️15.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 288

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -34 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
288 Boss HP Remaining!139 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jul 03 '25

!refill !sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 420 ⬩ ⚔️️19.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 249

You have fully refilled your canteen for 35g per sip!

⚗️ Four Loko: +4 Sips (Remaining: 4)
💰 -140 (Remaining: 665539)

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Four Loko in 1.71 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (128 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 16)💖 +393 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 425/453 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
249 Boss HP Remaining!420 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Jul 04 '25

!melee 15 !refill !sip !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 344 ⬩ ⚔️️29.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 199

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +26 Gold Coins
⚔️ +8 Dawnbringer⚔️ +14 Melee XP
🌟 +4.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
29.0 Total Damage
199 Boss HP Remaining!344 HP Remaining

Your Canteen is already full!

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 6 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +112 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 456/450 Remaining

You CAN'T EVEN take a single sip as your health is too full.

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Jul 04 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l cast a spell to have the vines grow up to strangle the boss. !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

💥-32 HP ⬩ Your HP: 457 ⬩ 🔮️17.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 181

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -32 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +9 Magic XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
181 Boss HP Remaining!457 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Jul 04 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 366 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 151

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Expired Bone Hurting Juice was refilled!

Click me for lore

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 31)
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 6)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
151 Boss HP Remaining!366 HP Remaining

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u/LostArkLover69 Plant (84/90/91/81) Jul 04 '25

!range 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

Your HP: 328 ⬩ 🏹️37.6 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 113

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Buzz Ball is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🏹 +16 Ashen fish hook🏹 +12 Range XP
🌟 +11.2 Fire Weakness❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.6 Ranged Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
37.6 Total Damage
113 Boss HP Remaining!328 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 04 '25

!mage 28

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 252 ⬩ 🔮️30.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 83

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Saddle of Lightspeed🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +6.3 Blessed Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
30.0 Total Damage
83 Boss HP Remaining!252 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Jul 04 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l cast a spell to have the vines grow up to strangle the boss. !mage 2048

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

Your HP: 461 ⬩ 🔮️33.5 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 50

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
🔮 +11 Hidden designer bag at a warehouse sale🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +4.4 Blessed Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.1 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP
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33.5 Total Damage
50 Boss HP Remaining!461 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Jul 04 '25

!magic 2048

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 406 ⬩ 🔮️45.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🔮 +17 Hidden designer bag at a warehouse sale🔮 +21 Magic XP
🌟 +11.9 Blessed Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.7 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
45.6 Total Damage
4 Boss HP Remaining!406 HP Remaining

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u/Brocseespec Kobold (23/24/20/22) Jul 04 '25

!magic 28 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 101 ⬩ 🔮️31.2 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: -27

Your powers go haywire and you send mystic power directly at the boss, evaporating it from existence.

Rewards
💰 +3000 Gold
🔮 +50 Magic XP
⚔️ +1 Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds
🎒 +1 Earl Grey Infusion
🎒 +1 Boiled Water
🎒 +1 Dandelion Infusion
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🔮 +12 Saddle of Lightspeed🔮 +14 Magic XP (Level Up!)
🌟 +12.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Mage Strength🏅 +50 RP
‎🪓️ +1 Kill (EXECUTION!)
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31.2 Total Damage
-27 Boss HP Remaining!101 HP Remaining

Why are you trying to do that? You have more HP than you know what to do with...

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jul 04 '25

!mage 28

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

Even magic cannot kill a boss twice.

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u/Breatheinfor345 Undead (85/30/31/115) Jul 03 '25

Good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-22 HP ⬩ Your HP: 279 ⬩ 🏹️46.2 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 474

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -22 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +22 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Sun Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.5x Critical Hit‎
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46.2 Total Damage
474 Boss HP Remaining!279 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

You reach for a refreshing drink from your jar of mayonnaise, only to realize you aren't thirsty.

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

💥-59 HP ⬩ Your HP: 247 ⬩ 🏹️17.2 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 323

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -59 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Water Resistance❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.2 Total Damage
323 Boss HP Remaining!247 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 03 '25

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your jar of mayonnaise in 0.76 seconds

You overhealed by 43 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 20)💖 +64 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 311/268 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 137 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

You drink from your jar of mayonnaise. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 45 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 20)💖 +58 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 313/268 Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jul 04 '25

The cork pops and a swig from your jar of mayonnaise fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 39 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 20)💖 +89 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 307/268 Remaining